My Account Banned, I Drove Game Developers Crazy

Chapter 2: Bug System

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Hello, OP. The detection system of the Goose Speed is very mature and perfect now. It is impossible for there to be a misjudgment. Therefore, you must have used a cheat device or done something illegal and were detected by the system. Please wait patiently for the system to unban you.”

Zhou Tianhao did not reply immediately. Instead, he opened that profile picture.

There was a big “V” below the profile picture, indicating that it was the official media account of Goose Speed.

As soon as the official comment was made, the comment section became even more lively. A group of netizens began to mock Zhou Tianhao.

“I’m dying of laughter. This is the fastest slap in the face I’ve seen this year.”

“No wonder you didn’t let anyone click in. You really didn’t want to be exposed!”

“God of Racing? There are ways to play without skills. Although I don’t know how to drive, I can buy new clothes for my wife every day. I can totally treat it as a game of changing clothes. If I cheat, I deserve to be banned!”

“Indeed, he’s suffering because he wants to save face. He even wanted to post a video online to denounce the game, but in the end, he was slapped in the face. I have a feeling that this video will be deleted very soon. I’ll take a screenshot as a memento and put it on my homepage.”

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At first, Zhou Tianhao wanted to avoid the comments. However, as he saw the growing amount of comments, he realized that he couldn’t escape them no matter what he did. He felt like even jumping into the Yellow River wouldn’t be enough to wash himself clean.

He knew that no one would believe him. It would be a waste of energy to say more!

The video had already made it clear with evidence, but the public opinion was still going in the opposite direction, making it feel extremely ridiculous.

The truth seemed so weak in front of these people!

Zhou Tianhao suddenly realized that he had only become a stepping stone for others to celebrate online. Whether he had violated the rules or not was not that important.

He suddenly regretted posting the video!

Letting the netizens uphold justice was simply the most ridiculous thought of the century…

“I don’t understand. Who did I offend?”

“Why would the system flag me when I’m playing the game?”

“What kind of lousy game is this? What rubbish detection system! How disgusting!”

“Why doesn’t anyone believe me? I have the skills and the strength. Why would you accuse me of violating the rules and ban my account?”

The more Zhou Tianhao cursed, the more he wanted to rush to the Goose Speed headquarters and smash their broken system into pieces.

Suddenly, Zhou Tianhao’s mind shook. He went into a daze and started wavering.

“F*ck, did I get a cerebral hemorrhage from anger? Am I going to die young?”

In his panic, an emotionless voice sounded in Zhou Tianhao’s mind.

[Ding! Detected that the host has encountered injustice, Bug System has been activated!]

[The system is binding…]

[Binding successful.]

“What the f*ck? What’s going on?”

Zhou Tianhao patted his head, thinking that he was hearing things.

The robotic voice sounded again.

[There are no perfect humans in this world, so things created by humans can’t be perfect either.]

[However, the pursuit of perfection is the eternal pursuit of humans, and it is also the main purpose of the system.]

[Games are the crystallization of human wisdom. If you don’t pay attention to it, you will be judged by justice!]

[The system deeply sympathizes with the host for what happened!]

[At the same time, the system has detected that the gaming world is now mixed with good and bad people. The situation is very serious. Host, please take on the mission of reorganizing the gaming world.]

[The first battle shall begin with the Goose Speed!]

[Ding! First activation of the system. Reward: Eye of Disorder.]

[Eye of Disorder: A seemingly stable structure may only need a simple operation to cause it to fall apart and lose order.]

[Through this eye, one could see the simple operations that caused the system to be abnormal.]

[Note: Can only be used once per day. 0 refresh rate per day. Cannot be stacked.]

[Ding! Activate Face Slapping Lottery function.]

[Note:]

[1. The face slapping is not a physical face slapping. Instead, it happens through creating a reversal that makes people feel like they have been slapped when they are caught off guard.]

[2. A person who is slapped in the face will reward 1 Slapping Point. You can repeatedly slap in the face to gain Slapping Points, but you can only slap in the face once a day.]

Zhou Tianhao’s comprehension ability was not bad.

To put it simply, the Eye of Disorder was like a tool to stop bugs.

For example, in a racing game, everyone’s goal was to reach the finish line through the track set by the system. Whoever reached the finish line first would win. This was order.

However, as long as you used this eye, you could directly ignore the restrictions of the track and go straight to the finish line.

It could also be said that others took the main road, but you could take a shortcut. This was disorder.

As for the Face Slapping lottery function, the system had already explained it clearly.

As long as someone was slapped in the face by him, he would be able to obtain Face Slapping Points.

He only looked at the lottery interface. It was a circular lottery plate with the middle pointer showing: 1000 to spin once.

In other words, a thousand people had to be slapped in the face by him before he could draw a prize.

To be honest, 1,000 people was a little too much.

Zhou Tianhao could not help but think about how he could quickly earn face-slapping points.

“Oh right. I can do a live broadcast!”

He slapped his thigh and came to a realization.

Although he had never done a live broadcast before, he had seen it before!

Those top streamers could even reach millions of people watching a live broadcast.

If he could reach this level one day, wouldn’t he be able to reap tens of millions of Face Slapping Points with just one slap?

At that time, he would be rich!

Zhou Tianhao thought excitedly, but then he paused. He felt that something was wrong.

The world suddenly fell silent. Zhou Tianhao thought hard, and a puzzled expression appeared on his face.

After he opened and closed the Face Slapping Lottery page to confirm the authenticity of the lottery, he was shocked.

“F*ck! Isn’t this a f*cking system?”

“So everything that happened just now wasn’t an illusion?”

“I almost thought I was crazy! You scared me to death!”

As an internet-addicted teenager, Zhou Tianhao had read a lot of novels.

The system was a necessary cheat for every protagonist, a tool to show off!

He had never thought that he would one day get it.

He thought that he had almost gone crazy from anger and started to hallucinate.

It was not until he repeatedly confirmed that he indeed had the system that he was able to relax.

[Host, please shoulder the responsibility of reorganizing the gaming world!]

Recalling the system’s voice, thinking about the mission that the system wanted him to carry out, and then looking at the unfair treatment that he had suffered, Zhou Tianhao felt like he was going to fight back. His blood was boiling!

The current state of the gaming world could be said to be a stinking ditch with dirty water flowing everywhere. It was extremely dirty, and there were too many things that needed to be cleaned up!

He absolutely had to change everything!

[Ding! Mission released. Please urge the Goose Speed staff to fix any bug in the game. Mission success will be rewarded with a bottle of body modification fluid.]

When he heard the word “urge”, Zhou Tianhao suddenly felt a sense of duty to lead the masses. He had the confidence to fight against the officials.

With the system backing him up, what was there to be afraid of?

He immediately opened the comments section, his fingers flying around as he started typing.

The first target was Goose Speed’s official account.

“Excuse me, you said that your detection system is perfect and there’s no mistake, right? Can you guarantee that?”

After a while, the Goose Speed official account replied.