Museum of Demons

Old Dan...

Old Dan?

Isn't that Li Er? !

God damn little brother! ! !

And this... little drunkard is, Gautama Siddhartha?

Zhang Ruosu looked up like a rusty puppet with clockwork, bit by bit, looked at the old man over there, then lowered his head bit by bit, looked over there, his face was flushed, his eyes were vacillating Yoyo, the boy Jiumengzi, who was discounting Jiubeier, looked at his right hand that was touching the dog's head with a smile, and fell silent.

...Shakyamuni?

Tathagata Buddha?

Awakened?

Zhang Ruosu was speechless.

Master, when you picked me up back then, I really became a great monk.

I didn't just take advantage of the original patriarch.

By the way, he used fifty-three degrees of white wine to pour the enlightened beings of the ancient times into a wine Mengzi.

Wei Yuan, I thank your eight generations of ancestors.

The corners of Zhang Ruosu's mouth twitched, countless emotions surged in his heart, and finally a thousand words turned into a simple, direct, clear and free text full of courage——

grass!!!

After he yelled violently, he finally maintained his state of mind.

It seems that the feeling of aggrieved and depressed has disappeared. The Taoist celestial master generation of sword immortals has a strong state of mind. He no longer needs any so-called heavenly kings to protect his life and heart. The poor state of mind is extremely firm and flawless! ! !

Zhang Ruosu recited Bing Xin Jue silently in her heart, suppressing the boiling emotions in her heart.

But the person beside him who kindly answered him exclaimed: Lao Tzu? Dao De Tian Zun?

Also, Sakyamuni, Tathagata Buddha, the Enlightened One?!

The voice of the person opposite was trembling, full of surprise and immediate excitement.

Zhang Ruosu narrowed his eyes and let out a breath.

It's okay, it's not just me.

so far so good.

There are others who can share this experience.

He looked at the man with a sword next to him, dressed in a moon-white round-neck gown, wearing a jade pendant on his waist, with soft and long eyes, and a handsome demeanor, and said: I haven't thanked this little brother for explaining to the old Taoist just now.

The man still had shock and excitement on his face, he waved his hands freely and said with a smile: The Taoist priest is polite.

It's just that I came a little earlier, and after talking to the tiger brothers and dragon brothers around me, I finally figured it out, hehe... Actually, I also had a different purpose in talking to you. Daoist Priest's wine, hehe, it smells really good. It is fragrant and strong, somewhat like the one from my hometown...

Zhang Ruosu knew what the drunkard meant, and said with a smile, What's so difficult about drinking?

The swordsman was overjoyed, and hastily took the jug to pour wine into his gourd.

Then I took a sip and felt hearty.

The old Taoist looked at Lao Dan, looked at Shakyamuni, and twitched the corners of his mouth. Finally, there was a companion next to him who could talk to him, and he felt at ease. It is also a good thing to share with a companion, and cherish each other for a while, said:

I don't know how to call it?

The man drank his eyes down and said freely, Me?

A person from Suiye in the Tang Dynasty, his surname is Li, his first name is Bai, and his name is Qinglian.

Zhang Ruosu: ...

grass! ! !

The old Taoist's smile froze.

After thinking about it, he rolled his eyes, leaned back actively, and gave up thinking.

fuck it,

tired,

numb.

What's the matter with love.

Daoist, what's wrong with you, Daoist!

Li Taibai was startled, he quickly supported him, took out a jade bottle from his bosom and said, It's because I'm terrified, it's okay, I have a panacea here, it's a gift from my friend, it has miraculous effects, Daoist, hurry up Take it quickly, take it quickly.

He used spirits to drug the old Taoist priest.

Zhang Ruosu tasted the familiar taste, fell silent, and said, What kind of elixir is this?

The corners of Li Bai's mouth curled up, and he said with a trace of pride: I have many friends who are true practitioners of Taoism, and Buddhist disciples also often visit. .”

The king of heaven protects his life and protects his heart?

Zhang Ruosu almost choked without breathing.

It was as if an invisible shadow and evil fate had appeared on him and the Jiuxin Pill, which made the old Taoist almost speechless and burst into tears. You can eat this stuff anywhere, but at this time, the young Sakyamuni was drunk The wine was staggering, and suddenly, accidentally, it fell directly towards the bottom of the cliff.

Zhang Ruosu was startled, but wanted to reach out.

But half a step late.

The boy looked ordinary, but his body was as heavy as gold and iron, and he fell down with a crash.

The old Taoist was about to make a move, but he caught a glimpse of Lao Dan next to him with a calm and gentle expression, not in a hurry.

Zhang Ruosu slowly withdrew his hand: Senior, won't you save him?

Lao Dan closed his eyes and listened to the Dao narrated by Yuanshi Tianzun between heaven and earth, but he also heard Zhang Ruosu's inquiry, and said softly: The so-called fate is established, his fate has come, and mine has not yet arrived. You and I envy you. It's too late for him, so why stop his predestined relationship?

Zhang Ruosu pondered for a long time.

Old Dan replied jokingly again: Do you think so?

Little brother?

Zhang Ruosu: ...

Speechless.

You should kill me, Daozu.

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Listening to the distant narrating voice, the young Sakyamuni just felt dizzy and his head was getting heavier and heavier, while the distant preaching voice was getting farther and farther away from him. He vaguely felt that he had lost something, but I also feel that this is all cause and effect.

You don't need to be happy when you get it, and you don't need to be sad when you lose it.

My head was in a daze.

I saw a large rock with a particularly unique shape approaching.

Getting closer, getting closer.

Sakyamuni was very sleepy, and fell asleep slowly, anyway, it was just a big rock...

Um?

etc?

big Stone? ! ! !

His expression froze, and he opened his eyes suddenly. The young Sakyamuni finally understood what a miserable experience and fate would be if he was drunk. His head can be harder than that big rock that looks solid at first glance.

There was a clatter, the sound of clothes shaking.

Then the wide palms grabbed the boy's collar, causing another pain in his head. The aftereffects of a high degree of liquor drunkenness, like a heavyweight boxer holding a Gatling with blue flames in his head. scurry inside.

Gautama Siddhartha felt stars rising before his eyes, and then heard a generous and peaceful voice.

Drunk.

He was born to understand the meaning of the rest of the creatures, so he understood this meaning.

He raised his head and saw that it was a tall man with bald head and muscles that could not be covered by his gray robe. There was a thin old man beside him, who seemed to be looking at him curiously.

Emperor Hu scratched his head: I've seen stones fall from the sky, bird droppings from the sky.

This little drunk fell from the sky, it's the first time I've seen it.

Yuanjue, what's wrong?

He brought the great monk Yuanjue to come here to watch Lao Buzhou's jokes, but after arriving here, the great monk stopped in his tracks, and he could already hear the sound of preaching in the distance, which fits the Dao, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony Ming, even if it is only heard from a distance, I feel that it is of great benefit.

But Yuanjue actually stopped.

He stopped at the foot of Buzhou Mountain, and looked at the boy who was being pulled with his eyes.

Then, stop and turn around.

The old man will go to Buzhou Mountain.

The monk calmed down, looked at the drunken young man, and said: The fate of the poor monk has been found. Then he didn't care about the nearby Buzhou Mountain discussing Taoism, and Emperor Hu first took a look Lezi over there turned around and looked at the pacing monks, scratching his ears and cheeks, not knowing what to do.

Finally, he slapped his thigh hard and sighed.

Still turned around and walked towards the monk.

I don't know why, but I can watch Lao Buzhou's fun in the future.

I always feel that this monk will have new fun here.

It's a pity to miss it, it's a pity to miss it!

Yuan Jue looked at the young man and said slowly, Who are you?

The young man was in a daze, and just replied: Me? I am Siddhartha Gautama, the prince of Kapilavatthu, the child of Mrs. Maya, the future son-in-law of King Shanjue, and I am destined to become the ruler of the people. king.

Gautama Siddhartha?

Yuanjue's expression was calm, he tapped the boy's head with his right hand, and said, Who are you?!

The young man was stunned, and replied: I, I am Gautama Siddhartha...

The monk raised his hand again, and slammed his palm on the boy's head, and asked, Who are you?!

I, I am... Shakyamuni?

The monk took half a step forward, and the knocking movement was as swift and violent as wind and thunder, and the sound was like thunder, and said:

who are you?!

The young man was shocked, and then subconsciously replied: I am... [me]!

Yuanjue clasped his hands together and said in a flat voice, Amitabha, be merciful, be merciful.

He was holding a Zen stick in one hand and the young man in the other, ready to leave, but the young man drank a full reservoir of liquor, his whole body reeked of alcohol, and he was not preaching in Zhoushan. Power, but the big demon who doesn't have this fate is very irritable.

The young man ate the strong wine brewed by the Daoist Heavenly Master's Mansion, which was of sufficient age, and exuded a faint fragrance. Colorful, it turned out to be a peacock the size of a mountain.

Hu Di was dumbfounded.

I haven't had much fun yet, so the little guy ate it?

But at this moment, suddenly there was a loud shout, the earth shook, the Great Monk Yuanjue was already furious, one hand grabbed the peacock's tail feathers, his whole body puffed up, revealing the Buddha's true body, and roared angrily: Stop it for me!!!

The huge mountain-like peacock bird was overturned directly.

Then hit the ground hard.

The bird's eyes turned in circles, foaming at the mouth, and Yuanjue's right hand slipped to the end of the Zen stick. This Zen stick was blessed by the old man next to him with the special supernatural power of the higher the cultivation level, the heavier the weight, he hit the stick with his backhand It hit the peacock's stomach, directly causing the huge monster to retch on the spot.

Finally, the dizzy boy was brought out.

After all, Sakyamuni was still a thirteen-year-old child. He fell down the mountain drunk and almost died, and was swallowed by a huge peacock that had never been seen before. No more drinking...

Drinking, drinking is a mistake, reverses the mood, and brings disaster.

Feeling helpless, Yuanjue took out the water bottle he usually used for drinking.

It is the metal material of the human action group, and it is blessed with the law of the pot of heaven. A full pot of clean water is filled from the river flowing next to it, and it is poured down on the boy's head to wash away the filth from his body, and it also allows him to drink water from his body. Gradually sober under drunkenness.

Yuanjue put one hand on his chest, and said in a flat voice:

In the past, I practiced with me for a while...

Looking at the boy's bun, it was swallowed by a peacock, and it was stained with various stains, making it troublesome to clean.

The monk chooses to follow the teachings of a certain museum.

Wiping it with one hand was like a razor, and three thousand black hairs fell to the ground in an instant.

I saw [the Buddha in the past] when he first became enlightened, he ascended the Vajra Altar, filled the golden bottle with water, and poured it on the top of the Buddha.

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Fa Yuan Zhu Lin Volume 16

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But at this moment, on Buzhou Mountain, Yuanshi Tianzun's teachings became more and more profound and subtle. All living beings were fascinated by it, sometimes shaking their heads slightly, sometimes clapping their hands and sighing together.

Bu Zhoushan moved his right hand slightly.

Both of them subconsciously protected the girl in white with amnesia in the middle.

On this Buzhou mountain, where the clear air flows, traces of turbid air grow.

The sudden change!

PS: The first update today...