Museum of Demons

Stop it! Jue, how can you wear such clothes!

No, no, if you go out wearing clothes like this...

In the attic on the second floor of the museum, I saw the celestial girl fleeing for her life and went back, but she came out in a very ordinary uniform. The vodka lady who lived in the attic was shocked and tried to squeeze out with her palms on the window:

It will be very ordinary!

Woooooooo, come to me, I have urban women's OL clothes, black silk long legs, Lolita white silk suspenders, and various styles of Hanfu. I will help you with various combinations, don't Go out like this...

The water ghost tried his best to control Mistress Vodka.

In the end, both hands caught the underarms of Empress Vodka's arms directly in a grappling position, and set up the girl painter like a shelf. The water ghost is actually taller than Wei Yuan, at 1.86 meters, so it's set up like this , the girl's legs were dangling in the air and fluttering there.

The water ghost gritted his teeth:

Bastard, are you drinking fake wine?

The artist has two bags of tears that don't exist:

I just want to play the real version of the dressing game Miracle Nuan Nuan, ah no, Miracle Jue Jue...

I mean, I just want to change Jue's clothes, what's wrong with me!

The water ghost was furious:

I can't even tell you!

Are you trying to change someone's clothes?

You are a greedy person.

You are a jerk!

You are the cheapest!

Crap, rebound!

The rebound is invalid!

Bounce is invalid!

The rebound is invalid...

The war spirit next to him took a sip of tea, and the water god thought long and hard:

Why are the two of them on the airwaves again?

I don't know, you know. War Soul held hot tea like an old man, leisurely:

Psycho and psychosis can occasionally hit the airwaves.

Don't try to understand, because you won't understand at all.

The water god Changcheng refused to accept: Then what if I understand?

War Soul glanced at him: Then you are also mentally ill.

One hit kill.

Chang Cheng was speechless, then lowered his head to look at Wei Yuan and the two who were going away, hesitantly said: Are you just letting them leave like this? Or go over and have a look? Can you really just leave them alone like this?

War Soul sighed and sighed: Let them come by themselves, what are they doing with the past?

Chang Cheng was silent, then nodded, and said, Yes.

I already recognize Wei Yuan's strength, and Jue Mian is the future Lord of Kunlun. In any case, we shouldn't interfere too much.

Empress Vodka said: I don't intend to go this time either.

The boss's task will be put on hold first. It's rare to have such a good atmosphere.

The water ghost nodded in agreement: Yes.

I think the owner of the guard will definitely be able to handle it well.

Everyone quieted down, and watched the two people leave with blessing eyes. No one spoke for a while, and Zhan Hun took a sip of tea: Then what are we still gathering here? Is there anything else to say? ?

It seems to be gone.

Then... let's go?

Scatter!

Everyone dispersed.

The water ghost returned to his happy water bottle, then directly rubbed out a distracted one and threw it outside. Slowly, a stream of water suddenly emerged from under the limited version of the happy water bottle, which turned into palms, similar to wriggling. The way to go out silently.

Then I went out of the museum gate, accompanied by the mana aura of the happy water light.

Happy water master of the museum, come on stage!

Do not go to see? !

How can it be!

Eating melons is a beautiful thing!

The water ghost dog chased after it furiously, and noticed Wei Yuan and Tiannv in front of it, its eyes lit up, but when he approached, Wei Yuan in front seemed to feel something, subconsciously turned his head, and the top of the water ghost's head seemed to be A huge dead word appeared.

Without hesitation, he followed the guidance of his heart and rushed directly into the grass.

Then he directly pressed against a face that was as delicate and gentle as a little white rabbit, his eyes met, and his heart stopped suddenly.

Fuck? Vodka?

Water ghost?!

The two ghosts turned pale with fright.

And then furious.

You can't tell?!

Can't you tell?!

Noticing that the distance was too close, the girl backed away subconsciously, and pressed the digital tablet in her hand directly on the water ghost's face, pressing the left cheek of that face to collapse, away from herself, and her face flushed: You, you, I am Ghost, what I said is a lie, okay, can you believe a lie?!

I'm a ghost too...

Nonsense, you are a god now!

“Aren’t the words of God even more ridiculous?”

Ah... you seem to be right?

The two ghosts pondered, then turned their heads, and saw a commotion on the street in front of them. A very strong bald man with a height of nearly two meters came striding forward in a black suit wearing sunglasses. The classic character is short of a 47 barcode on the back of the head.

Fuck... Yuanjue?!!

The water ghost's scalp tingled.

The two ghosts directly pulled the monk over.

what happened to you?

The great monk clasped his hands together with a sincere expression: The poor monk originally came out to buy vegetables.

Then what?

Then I met the head of the guard and the others, the poor monk. The poor monk felt that if he didn't come to see it, his thoughts would not be clear. The monk's eyes were shining.

The water ghost pondered, and if the water ghost realized something: Then your clothes...

There was a silence.

If the poor monk doesn't come and see, his thoughts will not be clear!

The great monk has bright eyes.

The water ghost gave up, covered his face and said, Although I don't know where you learned about this outfit, Yuanjue, the game is different from reality, ah yes, even though you have Buddhist supernatural powers, basically others can't see you, But the boss can see it...

Come here and follow me.

Two ghosts and a monk sneaked forward.

When I looked up, I saw the water god Changcheng standing in front of the milk tea shop again.

In the end, the team expanded directly to the gang of five.

Changcheng: That's my Kunlun crown, such a big matter, even if the other mountain gods are not there, I have to fulfill my duties as a member of the Kunlun gods!

to be honest.

You are not here, I am afraid that the water monkey will come to the door...

Bing Hun: I'm worried about you messing around, so come and take a look.

Hahaha, someone must take care of you.

Water Ghost: ...

Okay, let's go together then.

Wearing a detective hat and a pair of big glasses with silver frames, the girl painter helped the frame with a paintbrush: Our aim is not to interfere or to disturb, just watch from a distance. I will pour cement into you and sink it in the Huangpu River.

So today's record is as follows.

First of all, the owner of the Wei museum took Miss Jue to the milk tea shop to drink milk tea. It was a regrettable and disappointing ordinary choice. Regarding milk tea or drinks, there is no place in the world where you can drink more happy water than the museum, and even more so. Strong wine, there is no more choice of milk tea ratio than Feng Siyu, and Qinyuan's honey wine honey tea honey grapefruit water.

But it is the first time for the owner of the hall, it can be forgiven, the first time I saw the kill.

Mr. Painter's evaluation is passing.

The vodka lady drank milk tea and scored points.

And the second option.

The owner of the guard, the owner of the guard, he actually took the goddess to the snack street!

Ah, it’s a very popular choice, and it’s what straight men like. In fact, it’s really a thunderstorm to bring a beautiful girl after makeup to a snack street full of oily smoke. The kind of oily smoke floating in the air Garlic and cumin will break the girl's pre-prepared makeup.

After walking around, Xiangxiang's girl...is still Xiangxiang.

It just changed from the fragrance of flowers and creamy cosmetics to the fragrance of cumin and chili noodles.

They didn't look like a couple when they came out.

Like a pair of little pigs that have been marinated.

If any girl is willing to accompany you to go shopping and eat in the snack street, this is not your girlfriend, this is your buddy, or please help me?

The painter girl regretted that the choice of the guard master was really the best choice.

Then he took the mutton skewers handed over by the water ghost and killed them in one bite.

And the third date...

God, my old man! For the sake of Empress Nuwa, why not make more choices? Oh I mean, host you fight so hard, how do you get so stupid in the first place dating? It's incredible! Hell, it sucks, I swear I really think so.

You actually chose a movie theater?

The painter girl recorded it in the translation accent that makes people want to kick their ass with pointed leather boots.

Movie theater, this is of course a no-problem choice, but if there is no problem, it makes the artist feel very sorry. No problem means that it is flat, it means that the relationship cannot be promoted, and there is no feedback. It can only be said to be ordinary. In painting creation, the story must be It has to be magnificent.

If we talk about movie theaters, then it’s best that all movie theaters are ghosts, ah no, I’m talking about my own people, and after the movie is over, take advantage of the atmosphere of a love movie to confess directly. If you eat, there will definitely be various accidents and changes. .

Ordinary things can't advance the relationship, owner.

Why can't you understand?

No matter men or women, taking the person you like to eat is far more effective than showing up suddenly with the food that the other person likes. Human nature is to seek novelty and change. Special training has been given to the guard master.

Immature, immature, really too immature.

These two guys are so immature that they look like monsters.

The painter girl was biting her pen, thinking about how to promote the training course of the two people's relationship in her mind. What is this called? This is called a profession. Then two ghosts, a monk, war spirit and water god lined up and took 3D glasses and walked to the cinema. Inside, he stared at the two people over there with piercing eyes.

And the painter recorded in the cinema.

The water ghost suddenly stiffened.

The painter gave him a curious look, but before he could ask, the phone buzzed and vibrated.

Open, a message from a note is the boss.

The daughter of the Tu Shan clan.

There is only one classic smiley expression.

! ! ! ! !

The painter's expression was stiff. The great monk and Changcheng over there were really watching the movie seriously, and suddenly realized that something was wrong. Turning around, he noticed that the water ghost and the painter were looking at each other's eyes, nose, nose and heart, with cold sweat on their foreheads, as if they had been caught raped. On the bed, or in other words, the situation where Infernal Affairs was exposed on the spot.

what happened?

The sound seemed to be stripped away.

There is a slight sound of biting the straw.

In the last row of the cinema, a lazy beauty with white hair rests on the armrest of the seat with her right elbow and leans on her chin with her palm.

Holding a cup of bubble tea in his hand.

Red lips and white teeth, biting the straw lightly.

A pair of red phoenix eyes are slightly narrowed, with a half-smile.

Standing behind is a fox girl, wearing a Shang Dynasty bronze dagger on her waist, her eyes are gentle and soft, but her temperament is faintly heroic, and she also has a trace of divinity of a nine-tailed fox. The monk has seen it before, this is The three fox girls who live in the bookstore next door to the museum.

The water ghost broke out in cold sweat on his forehead.

Oversight.

The painter girl's mouth twitched.

Careless.

Next to the inner ghost, there are three genuine fox clans of the Tushan clan.

What's this? In addition to the inner ghost, there are real supervisors.

So what to wear, what to wear, one set after another.

The scene where the guard came out just now must have been passed on to Tu Shan.

The same judgment could not help but emerge in their hearts.

And second thoughts.

The poor owner of the guard, has been playing with his sister all the time.JPG

After the movie ended, the two ghosts turned their heads stiffly. The white-haired beauty over there nodded with a smile, opened and closed her lips, and said three words. To the water ghost and the painter, it was like a bolt from the blue. The three words of hate——

Deduction of wages.

No, don't ah ah ah ah!

woo woo woo woo……

The water ghost and Vodka were dazzled, but when they turned their heads, they found that the owner of the guard and the girl Jue had disappeared, and the girl over there waved her hand and smiled: Don't worry about it, I'm here to stop you this time. .”

The white-haired beauty smiled, her eyes were gentle: Since we're on the right track.

Then just wait quietly.

So... you guys are fired.

Eh?

Hey hey hey hey hey?!!!

……………………

Wei Yuan pulled Jue's wrist and left quickly.

The veins on his forehead bulged.

Rather than being angry, it is better to say that I want to cry but have no tears.

I thought it was some ghost.

In fact, all of them are.

When fighting Werewolves, there are werewolves all around, treacherous ministers and rebels in the Three Kingdoms Killing circle.

The veins were full of vodka, not a single drop of blood.

When you are surrounded by ghosts, you'd better think about it, because in that case, you may be the ghost yourself.JPG

Who is the ghost! ?

I'm the ghost!

Running out in one breath and arriving at the beach, Wei Yuan felt a sense of frustration, not just because of the disturbance from those guys, but also because he himself felt that his arrangement was a bit too ordinary and clichéd. The feeling is even heavier.

Feel sorry.

After holding back for a long time, he only said this sentence, scratching his head in embarrassment: It seems that today is not so good.

The girl smiled and said, I feel very good.

The two sat on the rocks in front of the sea, listening to the sound of the sea wind blowing the waves, Wei Yuan's mood gradually calmed down. It was already rare to be able to play with Jue for a day, but he still felt a sense of defeat.

At this moment, he calmed down, and the unwillingness in his heart joined with the little deer in his heart to stir up together.

A rare date!

Just give up? Can you bear it? How can you bear it?

At least one step must be broken through, Hun Dan!

In the so-called dark and windy night, the head of the guard guard became jealous and stared at the one in front of him. Otherwise, with such a good atmosphere, why don't you try to hold hands? Although I have had contact before, but just pulling the wrist, or grabbing the forearm, holding hands, holding hands is different.

Wei Yuan felt guilty and nervous.

His face remained unchanged.

With a strong wrist, the right-hand man who was pressing on the stone stood up, and walked over there with two fingers as his feet. He was nervous, and thoughts were flying around in his mind, just like those football commercials he had seen before.

Very good, the guard master has already set off.

We saw that the right-hand comrade of the guard guard launched a rush without fear.

He has already crossed a fifth of the way.

Can you dribble the ball to break through Jue's defense? Let's wait and see, very good, we will break through one-fifth of the distance soon, where is the applause, let's cheer for the right hand of the guard, the next step is...

There was a clicking sound, when Wei Yuan's fingers touched a delicate and cool touch when he was about to cross one-fifth of the distance, the voice-over in his mind stopped abruptly, and the girl's left hand was also coming towards him, and the two turned their heads subconsciously. , fingers touching.

In Wei Yuan's heart, that five-thousand-year-old deer stubbed out the cigarette.

Return to youth, madly hit the heart.

Deer jumping wildly?

No, it's Old Lubendi.

Under the starlight, the girl's face was slightly flushed, her fingers touched, and her eyes met.

Jue stammered, I just, just want to see your hand, palmistry?

Yes, palmistry!

Wei Yuan's brain seemed to stop thinking: Me, me too.

In the end, the atmosphere between them strangely turned to the study of palmistry, and Wei Yuan was actually very curious, does the goddess have such a thing as palmistry? Now I seem to have become the God of Kunlun Mountain, do I have palmistry?

The two began to study this very seriously.

In the end, they discussed with each other very seriously, and the atmosphere gradually became weird, looking at the wrong place and running away. Ladu couldn't pull back. The girl looked at Wei Yuan's palmistry, and laughed softly: Sure enough, your hand is bigger than yours. It's much bigger than mine.

Look, you can tell by comparing.

Their palms were raised, and the two palms touched each other.

Actually, I still like it very much, Yuan your hand.

Me too.

like very much.

Um.

Time is like flowing water, peaceful and gentle.

Under the starlight, the palms of the two were close together as if they were bigger and bigger.

Then the fingers subconsciously separated and crossed.

Fingers intertwined naturally.

PS: The first update today...