Museum of Demons
Chapter 563 Dong Yuefeng: I will take you to your golden thigh
The Shennong whip was wrapped around Wei Yuan's waist. When entering, Nvjiao said that as long as there is a special power fluctuation, Wei Yuan will be pulled out from the outside with the help of sealing the big formation, and Wei Yuan used this With a venue advantage, he finally played Chi You once and escaped successfully.
In a flash, the person in front of him was the corpse of Chi You, the extremely angry military lord.
She turned into a beautiful woman with white hair hanging down.
Chi You's last momentum was really too strong.
Wei Yuan waited for a while before he managed to come back to his senses.
In the end, after he was beaten for an unknown number of times, his temper rose.
Even if it is suppressed by the power, the whole body is stiff.
It is also necessary to urge the body to complete the extremely provocative movement.
Frames can be lost.
You can't lose face.
Yu thinks it's great.
Qi felt very embarrassed.
The female jiao looked at Wei Yuan's appearance, stretched out her finger and poked his face, Wei Yuan came back to his senses, and said:
Girl, I...
Shut up.
Miko Jiao frowned and scolded.
Then stretched out a finger to press Wei Yuan's eyebrows, and looked left and right again, and confirmed that although there was an injury, it did not hurt the root, and did not leave too serious trouble to his own foundation, so he was slightly relieved. .
This guy, although he said that the movement is not small, but in fact he still counts.
At least he didn't take the initiative to provoke that Chi You's corpse.
Wei Yuan pretended to be relaxed and said: It's nothing, I just had a good conversation with Chi You, and I didn't suffer much injuries. Look at me, I'm fine.
It's fine.
Nvjiao smiled and said, Have you used up all the pills?
Well, you are still a girl, you are thoughtful.
The white-haired fox girl raised her chin slightly, and the corners of her eyes with red eyeshadow were raised, she was obviously in a good mood, and when Wei Yuan thought she could handle it, the girl pulled Wei Yuan past her, raised her right hand, and there was an extra The special operations team has a special mobile phone, which directly takes 30 consecutive shots.
At this time, Wei Yuan also saw himself in the selfie.
Dazed.
The clothes were messy and occasionally broken, and the corner of his right eye was pitch black.
Like a photo of post-modern art, it also has a primitive and wild charm.
Like a giant panda escaping from a protected area over the wall.
It was like being punched in friendship by a fist the size of a casserole.
Plus that dazed eyes, blank and silent eyes, and the Chi You aura on his body.
The iron-eating beast that fled with its life after fighting with Chi You in the Battle of the Deer Chasing Battle had become a spirit.
Nvjiao smiled and said: That's great, it's a rare harvest.
Wei Yuan: ???!
Fuck!
He reacted in an instant and went to snatch the mobile phone of the female jiao, but the female jiao directly held her hand, pressed her palm, and then pulled back, Wei Yuan, who was exhausted, was pulled by his elder sister for three hundred and sixty He rotated at a high degree, his right calf was hooked backwards, and he fell straight down.
The girl's movements changed naturally. When she turned around, her right leg and knee pressed against Wei Yuan's waist, causing Wei Yuan to lean back.
Hold with one hand for balance.
Holding the mobile phone in his left hand, he held it up obliquely.
In one of the most elegant and refined endings of hero and heroine at a court ball.
If it is said that the girl in a long skirt is spinning around at this moment, then the flying and falling of the skirt can definitely be compared to the grand scene of snow falling in Kunlun.
The action is simple.
But gracefully like a white swan, or a white fox dancing in the frost and snow.
certainly,
It would have been better if Wei Yuan hadn't acted on the female side.
Come on, look at the camera.
eggplant.
Wei Yuan: ...
Nujiao smiled and took another 30 consecutive shots.
Finally let go of Wei Yuan contentedly.
The huge impact made Wei Yuan want to squat there and sort out his thoughts. As for why the female jiao dances like this, when the female jiao looks bored, she will watch those so-called modern TV dramas, and then treat the heroines and supporting actresses like that. Operate for a while.
And said that if it was him, the heroine would definitely not survive three episodes.
This kind of dance can only be learned at a glance.
Nujiao hummed a brisk melody and flicked her fingers on the phone.
Open the folder, 'A Yuan Hei History Version 3.1', and save it in with ease.
Wei Yuan stood up, sighed, and wanted to go out.
Nvjiao put the phone away and said, Wait a minute.
Wei Yuan turned his head subconsciously: Huh?
With a snap, the girl's palms held Wei Yuan's face from left to right. Of course, it was not so much holding, it was more like being patted into a sandwich sandwich, and Wei Yuan felt bursts of clarity. The feeling emerged, and the injuries on his body recovered quickly.
Nvjiao pressed her finger on the socket of his right eye.
The black eye sockets that were slammed out by Chi You's punch returned to normal.
Even if you take a closer look, the skin at the corners of your eyes is finer and smoother than the original ones.
Well, that's about it.
The girl took two steps back and clapped her hands with a smile.
As soon as the light turned in the void, Wei Yuan's tattered clothes were repaired.
Even some adjustments have been made in some details.
Compared with the original appearance, he looks more handsome, with a calm and distant temperament.
Wei Yuan looked at his clothes in surprise.
Nvjiao stretched out her hand to straighten his collar, and said: This is the forbidden area of Tushan, you made such a big commotion, there must be some elders from the Tushan tribe coming outside, of course they have to look a little better, you can't let it go Person.
Wei Yuan hummed.
Nvjiao smiled and said: After all, I am the only one who can bully you in the world.
She paused in her thoughts.
Seemingly aware of something, he pondered: Are you going to increase Jue in the future?
If you have children, do you have to add a daughter?
Ah, in this case, Yuan's family status seems to be lowered again.
The corner of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched.
???!
………………
Outside the forbidden area.
The Qingqiu Fox Clan outside heard such a huge commotion, how could they sit still? Especially some well-informed vixens who have seen the world, after hearing the explosion of fists and fists, they sensed the strength of the aura contained in it, and they were so shocked that the fox's fur exploded.
At this moment, they all gathered here one by one, with worried expressions on their faces.
After the forbidden area was opened, they saw the majestic white-haired girl walking out with another young man, but the legendary oppressive existence in the forbidden area did not appear, these Qingqiu foxes were slightly relieved.
One of the old foxes stepped forward and said with a puzzled face: My lord, when I was practicing before, I sensed changes in the forbidden land, and the ground trembled. Could it be that the forbidden land has loosened?
Also, this gentleman, if I remember correctly, should be someone from the outside world.
Why are you here?
The female jiao raised her eyes slightly.
His face was definitely not as relaxed and happy as when he was with Wei Yuan.
Instead, there is a kind of majesty, but the brows are slightly frowned. The solemnity and coercion of the years make people feel uncomfortable, and they subconsciously want to speak up, instinctively defending Wei Yuan. And at this time, Wei Yuan tugged on Nvjiao's cuffs and whispered:
Let me tell you...
Although it is impossible to marry those three fox girls, I will share some of Qingqiu's pressure for you.
It is also no problem.
Nvjiao thought for a while, then nodded.
Wei Yuan took a step forward, thought for a while, and said in a relaxed tone:
First of all, you should call me Tu Shanyuan.
Tu Shanyuan...
This name is a little strange, a little unfamiliar, and many people don't immediately remember it.
As for why here?
Wei Yuan flicked his sleeve robe.
An afterimage fell through the air.
Accompanied by boundless chill.
It fell hard into the ground of Qingqiu country, surrounded by boundless evil spirit.
It was just a war halberd, with simple lines on it, exuding a monstrous arrogance, as if there was an illusory giant standing beside the war halberd, holding the weapon with its hands outstretched, roaring with its head raised, its arrogance soaring, it overturned everything in the world, and surrendered underfoot.
There was a complete silence.
Enduring the pain in his muscles and bones, Wei Yuan said in a flat tone:
I just came to have a little exchange with Chi You.
The voice paused, without changing his face, he said:
Mutual winners and losers.
……………………
A moment later, in Qingqiu Kingdom, many fox tribes who were intimidated by Chi You's halberd left in shock.
Then they unanimously drilled into their family tree to find Tu Shanyuan's origin.
Tu Shan surname.
This is very old!
Maybe, maybe this ancestor of Tu Shanyuan is also his own ancestor? After thousands of years of reproduction, it is not uncommon for everyone to count as a family. Such a strong man must have married early in ancient times, and his heirs will become a big family and be passed down. On the contrary, no one went to the ancestral temple to find them. , and Nvjiao laughed until her stomach ached, pointing at Wei Yuan:
Puff, hahaha, there is a winner and loser for each other.
There are winners and losers, how can you say it, A Yuan.
Wei Yuan was blunt and angry:
That's what it is.
He punched me ninety-nine times, and I punched him back, right?
He punched me on the face a hundred times.
I also punched him a hundred times with my face.
It's just that Wei Yuan was suddenly a little worried, worried that what he did after his last anger was caught in the eyes of the Heinous Six and remembered in his heart, but it shouldn't be so...
Wei Yuan muttered in his heart.
Chi You is not such a narrow-minded person.
They wouldn't just watch themselves fighting with Chi You's corpse when they were bored.
In the end, if you offend one of them, the six will not come out together.
It's not a hornet's nest.
Their ancient group of six had a grudge against each other.
How can we advance and retreat together?
Only then did Wei Yuan feel relieved.
Nvjiao laughed until her stomach ached, and said, Then, A Yuan, what are you going to do now?
Huh? Stay longer in Qingqiu?
Wei Yuan shook his head and said, No...
I have to go back to the museum.
Wei Yuan felt dizzy when he thought of the crowd of Kunlun mountain gods at home.
But he couldn't leave it alone, so he could only sigh:
I have to go back first and deal with some things.
……………………
In a small town.
Bai Ze unceremoniously ordered three more steamed buns.
Three oil spinners, a few marinated eggs, plus tofu brain.
The boss with a very porky temperament held a cigarette in his mouth and said, Tofu brain.
Sweet and salty?
Bai Ze was at a loss: What?
I asked you to eat sweet or salty?
Two flavors, sweet or salty?
Oh, taste...
Bai Ze understood what the boss meant and fell into deep thought.
He looked at Professor Dong next to him.
Help yourself to recall, it’s not too much to eat!
Not only is it not too much, but it is not too much, it is not too much at all!
As a useless person, Bai Ze quickly convinced himself.
So he waved his hand, stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, and said boldly:
Sweet party? Salty party?
No!
I want it all!
The boss gives a thumbs up:
Sweet and salty at both ends, warrior.
Soon a full table was filled with breakfast.
Two bowls of crystal-clear tofu nao are in front of you, one is topped with white sugar, the other is topped with scallions, seaweed, dried shrimps in soy sauce, and the last spoonful of chili oil. The old professor slowly woke up.
The people around were given the ability to interfere with cognition by Bai Ze.
No one noticed Dong Yuefeng's abnormality.
Bai Ze took a sip of tofu nao and said, Are you awake? Professor Dong.
Dong Yuefeng stroked his forehead and murmured, Did you do it?
Yeah, what do you remember?
Bai Ze doesn't care much, it's not a very important memory anyway.
The old man murmured: I remembered, remembered...
There seemed to be a melee of legions before his eyes, the overlord of Western Chu appeared, and he saw the familiar museum owner put on heavy armor, straddling his horse, with aura like a rainbow, and finally a graceful figure walking out of the palace, with drops dripping from his forehead. In a cold sweat, he murmured, I remembered.
Shihuang, Shihuang has recovered.
Um??!
Bai Ze almost choked to death with a mouthful of chili oil, and coughed violently.
When he regained his strength, he stood up with a bang, stepped forward, and held the old professor's shoulders with both hands, his eyes lit up immediately:
Really?! Is that Qin Shihuang?!
The way of the emperor, the first emperor at the beginning of one yuan?!
He spit out one of the highest hexagram images in one mouth, and Bai Ze, who habitually leaked his words again, stared at Dong Yuefeng closely. The old professor was shocked, and ignored Bai Ze's instinct of spoiler, nodded, just immersed In his memory, he sighed and said, Yeah, I didn't expect to be able to meet Qin Shihuang.
The book is on the same track as the carriage...this life is not in vain.
Little brother, why are you so excited?
His hands are so strong.
Can you not be excited? !
Meal tickets, no, thighs are coming!
Bai Ze put down the tofu brain in his hand, and solemnly said:
Actually, I have a secret, don't be afraid.
Huh? Don't worry, I'm a historian and I've seen many things, so I won't be afraid.
Only then did Bai Ze feel relieved, and said seriously:
I am a courtier of the first emperor, the closest kind.
Dong Yuefeng was stunned, and said: Zhao Gao?!
His eyes subconsciously glanced down.
The corner of Bai Ze's mouth twitched, and said:
Stop it, no, not the eunuch!
I'm Wen Chen, Wen Chen, can you take me to Emperor Shi Huang?
Dong Yuefeng looked away apologetically, because he somewhat believed in the wonderful means of the person in front of him.
But the old professor has rich experience after all, it is impossible to believe so easily. At this time, he subconsciously thought of that familiar figure—since the young man in front of him claimed to be a courtier of the First Emperor, then the other party must also know the young man in front of him, so the old man pondered for a while , said in a gentle tone:
Since you are said to be a courtier of Qin Shihuang, then, I think, I can take you to find someone.
There is no one in this world who understands Emperor Shihuang better than him...
He should be able to take you to find Emperor Shihuang himself.
Bai Ze was suspicious: Who is it?
The old professor recalled the figure in armor and holding a gun, and replied:
He is the general of Great Qin.
Warrior, it's all right.
Not a pendant, not a competitor...
Just like Li Mu, a reckless man who opens the way.
A smile appeared on Bai Ze's face, and he nodded in agreement.
Cheers in my heart.
Haha, Wei Yuan, this time, I'm one step faster!
Thigh, it's mine!
Seeing that I saw the general, looking for the first emperor, and presenting the sword.
Then become the first pendant, earn the trust of the emperor, and reach the pinnacle of animal life.
Bai Ze smiled:
Then what are we waiting for?
Let's go!
By the way, where are you going?
The old professor fell into memory, and finally answered softly:
There...
It's a museum.
PS: Today's second update... 4,400 words.
On the second day of maintaining the routine, 2/15, Mao Maotou power emoticon pack.
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