Museum of Demons

Wei Ming Zong Library.

Wei Yuan yawned, and finished reading the Daoist scriptures in his hand, which described some clear rules and precepts, roughly speaking, those who practice Taoism, especially the authentic sects such as Zhengyiyi and Quanzhen Sect, can go down the mountain to kill demons and eliminate demons. , but should not participate in such things as Shenzhou competition.

Let alone bear the luck of the Shenzhou Dynasty.

The luck of the Shenzhou Dynasty is the sole reliance of the emperor's fiefdom.

Most Taoist monks only look forward to the free world. This kind of incense and luck must be avoided. On the one hand, the land only conflicts with the scripture system, and on the other hand, the land only changes with the rise and fall of the human dynasty. The decree to remove authority is also a responsibility, and it is burdened on him. From then on, he can no longer escape, and it will also involve the disciples of the sect.

This is still luck.

And if a group of heroes join forces to compete in the Central Plains, and luck will fight each other, then the world is really a furnace, and yin and yang are charcoal. After falling into it, you often have to bear huge karma, and it will not help you in your own way. Why bother to enter?

In short, the elders of the Taoist school warned the younger generation that it is okay for the little Taoist priests to go down the mountain to kill demons and demons; it is also okay if they want to act chivalrously, but they must not be contaminated by the dragon veins and spirits of China, and they must stay far away. Do you understand?

After reading the basic Taoist scriptures, Wei Yuan put it back to its original position, stretched lazily, and planned to have a good sleep after washing up.

While soaking his feet, the phone suddenly flickered.

A new message has been received.

Wei Yuan looked into the group nonchalantly, and his expression became stiff little by little.

The news comes from Wuzhiqi——

Youth mode, what do you mean?

Um? ? !

Fuck? ! !

Wei Yuan froze for a moment, and almost kicked the footbath flying out.

He remembered correctly, the anti-addiction mode is a full six hours, you have no support for an ancient water god, and you directly used the entertainment software for six hours, which led to the activation of the anti-addiction mode? You went to the country to do as the Romans do, a little too fast, right? !

With a ding dong, the phone screen lit up.

Zhang Ruosu, whose profile picture is a black cat in the snow, replied, Youth mode?

this is very simple……

? ? ? !

The corners of Wei Yuan's eyes twitched, his fingers jumped on the phone like lightning, he switched directly to Zhang Ruosu's chat bar, and then frantically pressed.

In the Tianshi Mansion, Zhang Ruosu put down his tea and was about to explain what the youth model meant.

Regardless of his age, he still understands the things of the juniors.

I have already typed a line of words, but before sending them out, the phone started to vibrate violently, and messages popped up one after another. Zhang Ruosu was surprised to see a series of emoticons sent by Wei Yuan. It was a hamster crossing his hands and shouting NO loudly. His expression was dumbfounded at first.

Then look at the youth mode in the chat group.

Zhang Ruosu was thoughtful.

Zhang Ruosu pondered.

Zhang Ruosu twitched his forehead, and suddenly understood the situation. He opened his mouth and looked at Wei Yuan's profile picture. Could it be that the account is the so-called 'friend' of Wei Daoyou, who is currently learning about the outside world through his mobile phone, and Wei Yuan, for safety, gave That 'friend' on teen mode?

Zhang Ruosu immediately thought of the God of Huai River who had flooded before.

Cold sweat broke out on his forehead instantly.

He deleted all those words at once. He didn't know how to explain it. Wu Zhiqi over there was a little impatient, and sent out a text: What the hell do you mean?! You can only open this software when you shut down and restart, and nothing else can be moved.

Wei Yuan couldn't stand it and wanted to explain: This means...

Wuzhiqi: You, shut up.

you say.

His second sentence was obviously aimed at Zhang Ruosu.

Zhang Ruosu wiped the sweat from his forehead, and replied with difficulty:

This, this youth model...

The so-called green character refers to green grass, yes, it is green grass, a plant with vigorous vitality and vitality, young man, as the name suggests, refers to young, energetic, and able to keep up with the times. This young man refers to Taoism You, young and energetic, are at a stage where you can continue to grow and improve your cultivation.

The youth mode is specially prepared for such people. Only they can enjoy the mode and service. This is specially customized for fellow daoists. High-end services, ha, haha, only in this way can they be worthy of the status of fellow daoists.

Wei Yuan let out a long breath and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Wu Zhiqi was suspicious: Is that true?

Wei Yuan quickly comforted him: Of course, of course, this is a natural thing.

Only this youth model is worthy of you.

Wu Zhiqi seemed a little disbelieving.

Wei Yuan and Zhang Ruosu comforted him before he gradually believed.

Zhang Ruosu wiped off his cold sweat, and finally heaved a sigh of relief. He only sighed in his heart what was going on, and took a sip of tea to moisten his throat. Then the phone trembled slightly, and a new message faintly appeared.

Then, what do parents mean?

A parental action is required to enable teen mode lock.

? ? !

puff!

Zhang Ruosu choked on the tea, and sprayed out a cup of fragrant tea.

Cough cough cough!

A fit of violent coughing.

The old heavenly master wanted to smash the cup into the air in an instant, and put it on the head of the museum owner.

Did you make a mistake?

play so big? !

He is an old man with a weak heart.

The phone buzzed crazily, and the news from Wei Yuan quickly refreshed the screen. Wei Yuan also had a headache. He wanted to prevent Wu Zhiqi from seeing something he shouldn't see. It was himself who was implicated.

Zhang Ruosu struggled to explain the word parents, cough, parents, this house, as the name implies, is a place to live, daily life, daily necessities, rice, oil and salt, this long word means the distance, parents, just, the distance between the people who are related to you The one farthest from you.

Wu Zhiqi is suspicious:

So that's what it means?

Zhang Ruosu wiped his sweat: That's it.

Wu Zhiqi: Then why does my mode have to be opened by some kind of parent? Didn't you say that this youth mode is extremely special and rare? Is it still controlled by others?

Zhang Ruosu: ...

Taoist I don't want to play anymore.

Just when Wei Yuan and Zhang Ruosu were having headaches, another person in the group appeared, and a message was sent from Nvjiao's account:

Ah, I know why.

Zhang Ruosu was slightly taken aback, but subconsciously heaved a sigh of relief.

Wei Yuan suddenly felt something was wrong.

Wu Zhiqi looked at it with a frown. Along with different notification sounds, the screens on the three mobile phones lighted up slightly.

After the harmless smiling emoji, a line of words emerged.

Because he wants to be your father!

Wuzhiqi: ...

Wei Yuan: ...

Zhang Ruosu: ...

Because he wants to be your father.

I want to be your father.

be your father...

This line of words kept magnifying and magnifying in Zhang Ruosu's eyes, and finally seemed to get into his head.

The old celestial master was stunned, he sighed, feeling that the young man was too rough, he, an old Taoist priest, couldn't keep up with the rhythm, he raised his neck and took a sip of tea, then silently put the mobile phone into the slowly hot teapot beside him, watching The phone gurgled and sank, and the cover was closed smoothly.

Feeling dazed in my heart, I thought of the sentence I saw when I went to the online communities of those young people.

Get bored, destroy it.

The black cat Xuedi in the group chat avatar immediately dimmed.

In Qingqiu country, Miko Jiao couldn't help but smile.

I have been lonely for thousands of years, and it is rare to have two acquaintances...

Wei Yuan looked at that line of words, and lost the ability to think for a few breaths. He actually felt that Miko Jiao had become much gentler and calmer after four or five thousand years. He made two actions in an instant. Turn on Wuzhiqi's mobile phone blockade, and turn it off directly the second time.

He lowered his head and took out a few stones from the corner of the wall, built stones together, and opened the altar.

Tonight, sleep without dreams.

The second avatar changes to gray.

After a long time, Wuzhiqi sent out a new message——

What does this sentence mean?

Witch Jiao couldn't help laughing, and sent a message to Wuzhiqi:

Your phone should be working now.

Under the Huai River, Wu Zhiqi turned on the phone again, and found that it could be used normally. He didn't care about the words, but was just excited, waiting for the great sage Equaling Heaven to break the Five Elements Mountain, kill the West Heaven Spirit Mountain, and destroy the The Wonderful Land of Lingshan, but slowly, I realized that the plot did not go as I thought.

At least in his view, no matter how happy he was at first, he would feel so aggrieved later.

Wu Zhiqi was so angry that he couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

Turning to the end, I saw the monkey wearing cassock, saluting the enemy respectfully.

Wuzhiqi roared angrily, the chains of the Age of Gods stirred, shaking the Huai River system, causing waves to rise.

He really read this story and connected it with his own experience, so he felt even more aggrieved and panicked.

What kind of arrogance was it to make such a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace back then? ! He has only been suppressed for five hundred years, so why is he respectfully and heartless? ! In the end, he was subdued by some Western Heaven Buddha? !

From Wu Zhiqi's point of view, who had a strong personality and was directly in front of King Yu, it made the previous havoc in the Heavenly Palace, rebellious and unruly, like a joke.

Wuzhiqi directly looked for the Monkey King on this video site, and was so angry that he had to find out where the big monster Sun Wukong, who had lost his original pride for some reason, planned to fight the Monkey King first after leaving the customs. Fight, beat the monkey up, and then go to trouble He Bo.

He actually found it, and angrily swept towards that line of text.

Sun Wukong, Monkey King, a fictional character in the novel, one of the prototypes.

Huaiwo Shuijun, Wuzhiqi.

Wuzhiqi: ...

……………………

On the second day, Wei Yuan woke up in the unique sound of Taoism, the sound of chanting sutras in the morning class.

He stretched lazily, just curious that Wu Zhiqi had never tried to fall asleep. After washing up, he walked out of the library, feeling refreshed and refreshed. He was looking at the distant scenery from a high place when he suddenly saw something A few Taoists were carrying a box to the gate of the Weiming Sect.

Wei Yuan was slightly startled, but immediately realized.

The things used to lure Taiping Dao have arrived.

PS: Today's second update, 3,000 words...

It's half past twelve, okay...

Thanks to the killer monk for the reward, thank you~