Museum of Demons

Hit, hit!

Spirit boy, you are the reincarnation of the Tathagata Buddha, how can you be greedy for human feelings?

Hmph, you've already fallen down before I exert any force!

On the 42-inch TV screen, pictures flashed one after another. Although the characters on the pictures are not as exquisite as they are now, the story is more interesting when presented, and the fighting action that is played repeatedly is even more interesting. Added a lot of magic to this TV series.

Oh, that's it, that's it.

The young Sakyamuni stared intently.

The black-clothed monk Daoyan stood beside him silently, looking at this young novice who was watching the old TV series with enthusiasm, his forehead twitched. He didn't even know why he appeared here, but just looked at the young monk in front of him. As a teenager, he felt that he had a wonderful feeling that could not be ignored.

It's like a piece of fatty pork embedded in a bowl of rice.

That kind of greasy feeling that can't be ignored hangs directly in the throat, even Dao Yan can't let him down.

Rather, it is precisely because Daoyan's obsessive-compulsive disorder has become so strong that it has penetrated into the bone marrow, so he can't ignore this matter, and it finally came. The young man who was the reincarnated soul boy of the Buddha finally couldn't help but speak slowly, You are also a monk who practiced cultivation.

Why don't you respect Buddhism and Tathagata?

During this period of time, Dao Yan never gave up the idea of ​​'revenge' against Wei Yuan.

This can only be blamed on Wei Yuan himself. Although it is said that he is in a half-drowsy, half-amnesia state, he still told Daoyan the Gongyang faction theory of ancient Confucianism's great revenge, which also caused the latter to try tirelessly. Revenge, even after knowing how terrifying Wei Yuan's strength is, he never gave up.

After all, he is Wei Yuan's half disciple.

Accepted the head iron very perfectly, ah no, the characteristics of belief and persistence.

During this period of time, he was also traveling around to improve his cultivation and Taoism. At this moment, when he opened his mouth, it was like a thunderstorm. Ordinary people were already trembling in their hearts and could not speak, but that ordinary young man was at peace of mind. , full of doubts on his face: Why am I disrespecting Buddhism?

Daoyan in black stood upright with one hand in front of him, and said calmly: The Buddha is so vast, how could he act like a reincarnated soul boy?

Oh, you mean, Tathagata Buddha cannot fall in love.

The young Sakyamuni smiled and said, So, where is the Buddha?

He pointed at the reincarnated soul boy on TV: Is he the Buddha?

Dao Yan was silent for a while, knowing that the young man was playing the game, he said slowly: He is not.

But what he represents is the Buddha.

The young Sakyamuni paused with his fingers.

No, he is not Sakyamuni, I am!

He promised Mr. Hu Di that he would not be able to talk nonsense about his identity outside, so he scratched his head and said, It represents the Buddha, so shouldn't there be emotions and desires?

Dao Yan said: This is the crime of slandering Buddha.

The young Sakyamuni was stunned, and then laughed loudly: Hahaha, if this is the case, the first person who will be convicted for slandering the Buddha is not the Buddha's teacher, isn't he the Buddha's parents? Hey, hey, hey, wearing black Brother monk in the clothes, guess if Tathagata Sakyamuni has parents, guess if his parents scolded him or beat him when he was a child?

The monk in black was speechless.

Since they are the parents of the Buddha, they are naturally different.

The young Sakyamuni suddenly clasped his hands together and asked with a smile:

Since it is said that the Dharma can save all sentient beings, why are the Buddha's parents different?

Could it be said that the Buddha became a Buddha, so his wife and children can become Buddhas and ancestors, and his parents can also enjoy longevity. Is this actually different from the theory of fate based on blood? If the seats are arranged according to the relationship between people, then what is the difference between the so-called Mahayana Buddhism and the Brahmin caste system?

Dao Yan's voice stopped.

Although his cultivation base of Buddhism is good, but because of his enlightenment, Confucianism is actually inside.

Moreover, he is still following the Confucian lineage of the idea of ​​great revenge.

His original destiny was supposed to be the strongest counselor who assisted the king of Yan, Zhu Di, to rule the world. The continuation made it impossible for all of this to happen, and it also made him look like he has been searching for this person for hundreds of years, hoping for revenge.

But at this moment, facing the young man's question, he didn't know how to answer it.

The young Sakyamuni turned around and looked at the picture on the TV, and said: Everyone says to respect and worship Buddha, but that guy should just hope that all living beings can understand his truth, and then everyone will realize wisdom, but it's a pity, worship Respect is often the furthest thing from understanding, so that people will never come to understand his doctrine.

So, Sakyamuni is just a person, why should he be shaped like that?

Isn't it good for ordinary people who have some shortcomings but finally understand the truth?

Dao Yan said indifferently: The Dharma is vast, and the Buddha is naturally a saint who should do good and refrain from evil.

The young Sakyamuni shook his head: Wrong.

Create such a perfect image, or else it is to fool all living beings and make the world worship idols.

Then extract the flesh and blood of all living beings from this perfect image as profit.

Otherwise, it is to push down and smash this perfect image one day.

There will be no second thoughts.

He sighed, and said: It should rot directly when it dies, and not even leave the bones for them.

When I think that my bones will be held in the hands of others after death, and they will be polished like precious stones by the sweat of hands, I feel uncomfortable all over my body. Have you ever been? Dao Yan, think about it, you look very young now, and I even look young, there may be young girls looking back while walking on the road.

But in a few thousand years, your skull will be as shiny as walnuts for decades, and it will shine with colorful lights when placed in the sun.

Then put it inside the transparent glass on all four sides, the 'disciple and grandson' with fat head and big ears, the fat on his face can make the feet of flies slippery, holding a microphone, speaking loudly, with tears in his eyes, saying things that the Buddha himself didn't know The story of the Buddha, and then the believers below all burst into tears.

During the last visit, all the young children were gorgeous, but they were still piously facing your skull with their hands clasped together, their faces full of longing, as if it was really something sacred, hell, that is Skull! Shouldn't you be afraid?

And you will pray for something on your skull, a promotion and salary increase, a smooth relationship, and even a child.

Damn it, we're monks! Monks! We're so poor that we're dying of poverty. The Buddha starved for seven days and seven nights. If it wasn't for a woman who gave him a bowl of rice porridge at the end, the Buddha would have found himself starving the day he realized his enlightenment. The hypoglycemia came out, lying there unable to move, and then I wondered if I was the most unlucky one among the enlightened ones?

Praying for promotion and salary increase with monks, I don't understand such things at all.

After the young Sakyamuni came to the world, he successfully purchased a mobile phone with the credit card of the guard, and then searched for his own name.

In the end, many things came out that made the young man feel melancholy.

I think that if I go back, I will beat all the disciples away with a stick.

Sakyamuni felt that watching the sacred stories of the Tathagata Buddha is not as interesting as watching the reincarnated soul boy fall in love.

Dao Yan frowned slightly, looking at the young man in front of him who was not interested in Buddhism, and seemed to know Sakyamuni very well, but was more interested in the story of Sakyamuni's reincarnated soul boy falling in love. Hearing his helpless complaints, he had an idea The slight movement, but he didn't go into it deeply. It's just this ray of inspiration that already made him feel shocked, and asked:

who are you?!!

I?

The young Sakyamuni scratched his head, folded his hands together, and tried his best to make a solemn appearance: Gautama Siddhartha.

You can call me Sakyamuni.

Or Tathagata.

! ! !

Dao Yan was shocked in his heart.

Then the young man in front of him suddenly realized that just talking like this was a little weightless.

It is also necessary to add the name of the local leader, and added: At the invitation of the owner of the Quanzhou Wei Museum.

Come here for a temporary trip.

Then Dao Yan's shaking heart suddenly calmed down.

He himself doesn't know whether it's because any outrageous things will become so normal as long as they are connected with that guy, or that there are too many things in that museum, and adding this one is nothing, like Heavenly Master, if there is one thing that can make an old Heavenly Master take drugs, it is a big deal.

If it is connected with the museum, it will only make people sigh with emotion, do it again, and then bow their heads and continue to do their own things.

Shakyamuni?

Tathagata Buddha?

Dao Yan glanced at Journey to the West and was entangled with the reincarnated soul boy between the two beauties, and said, Not married yet?

deal.

Not yet, so I want to learn some experience here.

The young Sakyamuni replied sincerely.

Then he scratched his head, folded his hands together, the previous magnanimity suddenly became shy, and said:

In addition, I heard that there is also a lot of information about the kind of things after a man and a woman get married, that is, the big event between men and women.

Image data, video data or something.

Can I watch it, little monk?

It's just a simple observation and study, and it is used as a learning material.

The expression on Dao Yan's face froze.

As if being struck by something, he looked at the unmarried Buddha in this historical period in front of him, and knew that the latter would still have a child, but the sentence watching, watching, learning almost shattered The Buddhist heart that has been cultivated by monks for hundreds of years, almost pulled out the vajra, and smashed it on the head of Sakyamuni in front of him, just like people in China smashing sour cucumbers.

Amitabha, Amitabha.

Don't move, don't move, don't think.

Hold back, hold back.

Dao Yan managed to control his urge to beat Tathagata violently, and said, Where did you know these learning materials?

Then Sakyamuni with a pure face raised his hand, and the screen saver in the phone was a super big golden body of Buddha.

If he didn't know the real body of the young man in front of him, Dao Yan would at most agree that he had taste.

But right now Sakyamuni is using this screen saver, it's like using his own big 18K gold figure as a screen saver.

Pretty nasty aesthetic.

Turning on the screen saver, Dao Yan saw that in the contact list of the young Sakyamuni, there was a guy named Vodka Empress No. 1 Supporting Support Club President with a Sword and a Big Guard. Dao Yan knew that this was the soldier soul in the museum.

Clicking on the chat history, it seems that Sakyamuni got in touch with this guy somehow, and unfortunately, under the pollution of this guy, the young Buddha knew it on the first day he came to the world. a wealth of information on.

Calm down, calm down, this is the Buddha who has not yet married, nor left his hometown to realize Taoism.

I want to calm down.

Dao Yan was expressionless: You want to travel in the human world?

yes.

let me help you.

Huh?? You help me?

The young Sakyamuni was at a loss, but Dao Yan took a deep breath, and a kind of belief and strong impulse rose in his heart as a Buddhist——

The Buddhas of this period cannot be allowed to suffer too much pollution in the human world, absolutely not, otherwise, he suspects that there will be great changes in some scriptures in the future, for example, the Great Compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva.

Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, with six pure depleted uranium bombs, 3,600 turns in one breath, saves the world with great mercy.

Another example is Mahayana Buddhism.

And when the young man clasped his hands together and saluted happily, he took out another card and said, The Great Sage said, I can use this.

You don't have to spend money.

Dao Yan originally said this, but when he knew that the head of the card was Wei Yuan, he immediately changed his mind.

Then, since you strongly demand to spend the money from this card, I won't be polite.

The monk in black took the card expressionlessly.

Make that guy poorer.

This is also part of the 'revenge'.

PS: The first update today...