Museum of Demons

Eh?

What? Wife wife wife... Wife?

The confident girl with a beautiful appearance froze her thoughts for a moment, as if her brain had stopped. If it was normal, she could barely accept such a title, such words, but this time was different. Yuan has already said in advance——

Liu Niu is almost a foster father.

Then, in front of the level of foster father, he said his wife.

This, isn't this...

Have you met your parents?

The girl's face began to turn red visibly from below, and then turned red in an instant. She lowered her head. If the temperature outside is relatively low now, steam may come out directly in the area visible to the naked eye. And Liu Niu was also stunned, as if he had reacted for a while, and then he understood, and said, Wife?

He stood up at once, his eyes widened, and he said with unbelievable joy: You, are you married?!

not yet.

It's just an engagement at the moment.

Wei Yuan's tone was gentle, and he probably told about the matter between him and Jue, Liu Niu's expression was still full of joy, and he murmured: Okay, okay, you are going to get married soon, that's great, if, if it's big It would be great if a virtuous teacher could see this, he loves children so much, he would definitely be willing to help you take care of the children, and pass on his Taoism and medical skills.

Liu Niu seemed to see the handsome young man holding the nine-striped stick back then.

Seeing him smiling, with a child whose face couldn't be clearly seen sitting on his shoulder, the young Taoist smiled brightly.

If this is really possible, how wonderful...

Heh... Speaking of it, I don't know if it's because my brain is not working very well recently.

When I was in South China Sea before, I obviously still lost my memory at that time, and my mind was dizzy, and suddenly I felt as if I felt a great virtuous teacher, and he was yelling in front of so many people. It's too bad... It seems that it has been too long since we have seen each other, Liu Niu was rambling when he was talking.

But he didn't notice the change in Wei Yuan's expression.

Finally, he sighed, squinted his eyes, and murmured: But, I really want to see him again.

Great virtuous teacher...

Jingwei next to him looked at Liu Niu worriedly.

After chatting for a long time, Jingwei over there also felt a little apprehensive. After getting up, he respectfully bowed down to Jue.

He said in his mouth: Disciple Jingwei, I have seen my teacher's wife.

Then, holding a cup of tea in his hand, he stepped forward and said crisply: Teacher, please drink tea.

The girl's face was reddish, but she took the cup of tea well.

After chatting for a while, Jue pulled Wei Yuan's cuff, brought Wei Yuan to the kitchen, pointed to the ingredients prepared over there, and whispered: I think it's almost time, it's time to prepare lunch, A Yuan, what do you want? If you don't start again, it may be a bit late...

Wei Yuan's face froze slightly: I'm coming?

The girl nodded, and said as a matter of course: Because Yuan, your cooking skills are much better than mine.

Besides...

She blinked her eyes slightly, and glanced at Liu Niu outside. The latter was not used to it now, and he could even be said to be sitting awkwardly on the old sofa in the museum, holding a glass of water ghost outside. happy water, looking curiously at the black drink with bubbles in his hand.

Besides, A Yuan, you and Uncle Niu haven't seen each other for a long time, right?

Don't you want Uncle Niu to try your craft?

Wei Yuan's expression froze.

Scum snake! ! !

You, you, you deserve death! ! !

He stared at the ingredients over there stiffly. According to his judgment, it should be the ingredients, yes, and it was the kind that Jue handled by himself, but in his cognition, there was a faint sense of ambiguity in it. , There is a wonderful feeling that there is a mistake in the cognitive boundary. The general situation is the illusion of not knowing the word that will appear when reading a word too many times in a short period of time.

That's food? Or something indescribable?

Damn... Fuxi!

Wei Yuan raised his head stiffly, then saw the girl over there, and said, I, actually, I've been a little...

He wanted to say that he had other things to do recently, so he didn't have time to cook.

But looking at the beautiful girl in front of him, Wei Yuan's words fell to the ground, but he still hangs down, and said honestly: I may not be able to cook, and now I have lost my cooking skills for a short time... the food I cook may be better than cooking. King Yu is even worse.

The girl froze.

After hearing Wei Yuan's general explanation of the matter, he couldn't help laughing out loud, and then looked at the white-haired Taoist who was a little downcast, stood on tiptoe, stretched out his palm, and pressed the Taoist's hair, His messy hair was smoothed out, and he said softly, It's okay.

Wei Yuan raised his eyes and saw the girl in front of him, smelling each other's breath.

The girl's eyes were clear, and she smiled softly, That's fine.

Then you should try my handicraft first.

She turned around with her hands behind her back, jumped back two steps, and said with a sly smile:

So, for a while, it's my turn to cook.

However, you have to let Yuan do the washing up.

is that OK?

The girl put on her apron and walked out with a warm smile: Uncle Niu, what kind of food do you like?

……………………

The human world——

a certain area.

The tall and muscular Lu Bu Fengxian raised her eyebrows when she saw that her account was banned.

'Ding, your account is temporarily unavailable because several players have reported that you have been inactive in the game. '

Hmph, ridiculous.

Lu Bu Fengxian frowned: This game is the only problem.

It's obviously based on my historical identity, but it's so weak!

However, this woman is quite beautiful.

The tall man lowered his eyes, looked at the decadent beauty with white hair and red eyes in the avatar, and nodded:

very good.

It's a chance to get to know each other.

Well, this time I came to the human world, my luck is very good.

It's great to be able to meet friends with similar temperaments, and to see such a beautiful woman!

………………

Ah Choo!

Chaoge City · Super Giant Wuhou Qimen.

Bai Ze, who was in charge of escorting the gods and demons in the troubled times, sneezed suddenly, and shuddered violently all over his body, then he was startled, raised his head and shook his head from side to side, wondering: What the hell is this indescribable feeling? , Could it be that I was being watched by someone again?

Bai Ze tightened his clothes, only to feel that the hairs on his back were standing on end.

The corner of his mouth twitched: Recently, it's better to be careful recently.

Go back and nest in the museum.

He glanced at Zhuge Wuhou who was studying the changes in the shape of these monsters in troubled times, and slowly stepped back——

He won't work overtime!

Looking at this place at a glance, it must be the kind of place that only overtime madmen would like. Hmph, last time it was because of that old man Fuxi who didn't talk about martial arts and forced me out. This time, that guy didn't know I was playing something in the wilderness again, and I had no intention of coming back. This time I stayed in the museum!

Bai Ze heaved a sigh of relief as he withdrew from the Marquis Wu formation.

Then turn around and take a step.

Walking forward cautiously, after walking a certain distance, he stepped forward and ran wildly, the speed became faster and faster, and finally he was almost like a hurricane, and he became more temperamental, and laughed loudly: Ahahahaha, you give up, Zhuge Wuhou, I am Bai Ze , I will never listen to you!

I'm going back to nest in the human world now!

Leaving the human world means coming out to work overtime, but I don't know how to work overtime!

No matter what the situation is, no matter who I meet, I will never leave the world, ah ha ha ha ha!

Never will!

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In the museum, Jue was cooking, and because of a scumbag, Wei Yuan, whose mind was blank when looking at any ingredients, was chatting with Uncle Niu on the sofa, and then brought the computer from the museum to help him teach Uncle Niu how to use it. With the modern network, some thoughts flashed in my mind.

On the road outside the museum, the sun was just right, warm and pleasant.

The scenery of the world is as beautiful as ever.

However, when Wei Yuan came back this time, he couldn't stay for too long. Apart from the matter of Tu Shan's department this time, the main purpose was to bring Xing Tian back, and then completely revive Chi You, who had been in the world for a short time before, and to bring Liu Niu back to life. After settling down with Jingwei, Wei Yuan had to go to Zhu Rong, the country of the South China Sea.

On the one hand, it stabilizes the realm of life and death there.

On the other hand, I hope that Zhu Rong can help him forge a sword.

And Fuxi...

Wei Yuan felt that after meeting him, he would definitely have a martial arts fight with that scumbag Fuxi first.

Otherwise, I can't bear the hatred of being deprived of this culinary skill. Although eating Jue's food is also very happy, but one yard is one yard, and the scumbag should be beaten.

Is it a problem to ask him to help forge the sword after the fight? no problem.

How to Get Along with the Scum Snake Gracefully - written by Yuanshi Tianzun.

No problem at all.

As for the future, if you gather the four swords, you must rescue Houtu as soon as possible.

And, together with Lu Bu Fengxian, he stabbed Zhuoshi Dazun in the back, broke his body, and rescued the body of Huntian.

It's a pity that there is only one of the three gods of Kunlun, Kai Mingzi has a problem, and Zhu Jiuyin needs to watch over him, but he doesn't know how Zhu Jiuyin's plan will be implemented, why can't he be contacted until now? Apart from Enlightenment, the head of the Kunlun Three Gods was once the closest, or in its heyday, the Queen Mother of the West, who was directly the top three existences of the top ten peak kills, disappeared...

Otherwise, there are enough strong people in the world of clear qi to suppress the cracks in the turbid air.

The Emperor of Heaven can leave his hands free, and then directly lead the Emperor of Heaven to follow the cause and effect to kill the Zhuo Shi Dazun's hometown.

Anyway, the cause and effect have been settled.

If you want to go in, go in, if you want to come out, come out.

Hey, I'm out, huh? I came in again and brought a brother.

Are you happy?

Unfortunately, this is just a thought...

The Taoist regretted that when he picked up the tea, the dishes had already been cooked. Jue shook his head and said to the basement:

Come out, all of you, dinner is ready!

Just now Jue also told Wei Yuan that these three were too messy when they were not here, so I asked them to reflect on it, but the meal is more lively when there are many people.

Or maybe there are too many ghosts.

The Taoist smiled from the bottom of his heart, took a sip of tea, and turned around to watch the three museum ghosts come out.

Belonging to the top ten peaks, the particularity of the causal dharma body is contained in the double pupils, which can observe the laws of the world and see the transformation of cause and effect.

Naturally, those three ordinary ghosts came into my eyes, and then...

Almost blinded by karma.

? ? ?

Yuanshi Tianzun's smile froze.

A sip of tea is sprayed out directly.

puff!!!

What the hell?!!

PS: Today's second update... 3,200 words, later