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Thank you, thank you...I mean, enough, enough, everyone can stop. Chris-Rock, who was pacing back and forth calmly on the stage, received warm applause from the audience, But not only did his words not calm down the applause, on the contrary, many people chose to give a standing ovation, and the applause became louder and louder.

As the most popular comedian in the United States in 2004, Chris has always been famous for his outspokenness and no taboo. His merciless complaints about the stars in the talk show have been enthusiastically sought after, and he has been accepted by ABC TV station and the academy. Chosen as the host of this year's Oscars.

If only this is the case, it is not enough for Chris to enjoy such treatment; more importantly, Chris is the second black host in the entire Oscar history, after Whoop-Goldberg (Whoop-Goldberg) hosted the Oscar three times, finally Another black man has taken over the Oscar hosting baton, which is obviously a pivotal change for Hollywood.

Thank you, thank you very much. Chris stopped in the middle of the stage holding the microphone, and the applause that lasted for 60 seconds finally subsided a little, Welcome to the seventy-seventh...and the last An Oscar. Just the first sentence caused the house to cheer, Tonight we have four black nominees, this is simply a black Oscar! The intertwined racial stalks made everyone on the scene burst into laughter. Especially the black people here.

Every movie you watch when you are young is a classic and every movie is a masterpiece, but when you grow up and watch these movies, you will shout, for example...'Rocky 5' is really bad! The sequel stems again Once made people chuckle, I love the Oscars, because the Oscars are the only awards ceremony where people win awards and don't have to perform. Really, literally, no one performs at the Oscars!

When you go to the Grammys, there are people singing; the Tony Awards, singing and dancing; the Pegasus Awards, besides singing and dancing, there are gunfights. Lance couldn't hold back, burst out laughing, sitting Martin and Alexander on both sides are not much better, Chris opened with full firepower, obviously the effect is good, In short, there is absolutely no performance at the Oscars, how about a 'to live or die'? Or Morgan - Liman sells shampoo ads and stuff.

The camera immediately focused on Morgan at the bottom of the stage, and chuckled together, The only performance at the Oscars is when the losers pretend nothing happened. Lance actually wanted to clap his hands and laugh, but considering that Martin was sitting Next to him, he still restrained himself. He has to face such a scene every year and practice the standard expression of Congratulations and congratulations. This is definitely not an easy task. Lance thought of Leonardo. I remember one year when Halle Berry won and Nicole Kidman was laughing so hard, she deserved an Emmy for best performance at the Oscars for that.

This time, no one could hold back and applauded collectively. It's just that Nicole, who was watching the ceremony at home, obviously won't be happy.

If your acting skills are so good in the shortlisted works, the statuette will be yours back then. This is still teasing Nicole, I like movies, good ones and bad ones, but some movies are really too bad. So much so that it makes people worry about the actor's financial situation. I mean, I saw the movie 'Ha La on the Boat (also translated as: Love Journey)' not long ago, and I immediately sent eighty to Cooper Gooding Jr. A check for RMB.” Cooper, who was not present, was lying on the gun again, and many people at the scene were still laughing, but some people were already worried: Chris was aimed at himself, so what should we do?

Fears quickly became reality.

We can now know why some movies are so bad because the production companies are too eager to shoot. Chris began to mobilize gradually, If you don't invite a big star, just wait, like Lancelot- Strelow is the same. Borrowing a Knife was the first to lay down the gun, If you can't wait, then go on the field yourself, Clint Eastwood proved that it can be done. Million Dollar Baby The second one lies down, Of course, if you want to choose an old partner and sell favors, this is also possible. Martin Scorsese is the best example. Aviator is the third one.

Attending the Oscars last year, Lance didn't even have the chance to be interviewed on the red carpet, as if he was a spectator; but this year Lance has a place in the opening remarks.

However, some people must be curious. There are hundreds of stars at the scene tonight. Why can't we find any big stars? No, you are wrong. In fact, there are only four real big stars tonight. The black meme popped up again, The scene burst into laughter, The others are just some popular ordinary people. Many people applauded again, this kind of self-deprecation really made people laugh, I must emphasize, if you can't find a big star, please wait! Wait, okay? If you can't wait for Tom Cruise, only Jude Law, please wait! Jude, who was not present, was shot in the knee, This is not the same thing, who is Jude Law? Why is he in every movie I've seen in the past four years? He's curvy, he's straight, he's American, he's British, and he's probably going to start playing Martin Luther King next year .”

The laughter still rang out at the scene, but this time it was not too enthusiastic, because many people present were friends of Jude, but Chris did not stop, If you want to find Russell Crowe, it turns out Just find Colin Farrell, wait! 'Alexander the Great' is not some shitty high street history, in my opinion, all historical movies should be cast by Russell, Russell will prepare every film meticulously , if you want to make a movie that happened three weeks ago, please find Russell, because Russell will investigate everything that happened three weeks ago in detail, including the sound. The laughter at the scene accompanied every sentence of Chris and could not stop , If you want to find Denzel Washington, you can only find me? Wait!

This self-defense once again made the audience burst into laughter, If you were looking for Brad Pitt and you only found Lancelot Strelo, wait! Bang, the gun was aimed The hottest topic of the past year, Lance could feel it when he was sitting in a chair. In an instant, countless eyes shot over him, like thousands of arrows, and even the air became tense. , I mean, Brad is willing to sacrifice everything for the movie. It's a trivial thing to be naked and go all out. He doesn't even hesitate to betray his marriage. Lancelot can't do that ...By the way, who is Lancelot? Chris showed a constipated expression with a look of disgust on his face.

Lance was still highly focused at first, listening to how Chris would complain about himself, but he didn't expect a big reversal. He didn't worry about the ridicule of the last sentence at all-it was just sprinkling water, and the real focus was on the first half , he almost sprayed it out directly, but fortunately, after practicing at home, he suppressed his smile and didn't make a fool of himself in front of the camera, but his facial expression twitched slightly——Chris really deserved his reputation, Blindfolded to a whole new level!

Not only Lance, but also the other actors at the scene were almost unable to laugh - not only because Brad's popularity in the industry is not bad, but also because of similar negative news, who doesn't have two, this time it's Brad Rad, so will it be me next time?

Fortunately, Chris changed the subject immediately, This year is really special. There are many best movies that no one wants to make. For example, one of my favorites this year, 'Fahrenheit 9/11'. This time, Everyone at the scene applauded collectively, even accompanied by whistles. The scene was so lively. It’s just that I don’t know whether I support “Fahrenheit 9/11” and oppose the Iraq War; or I’m glad that Chris has changed the subject, and I’m more free from dangerous emotions.

Chris publicly expressed his support for Fahrenheit 9/11 and his dissatisfaction with the Bush administration, and even severely teased George Bush Jr., who had just completed his thrilling re-election. This paragraph caused a lot of laughter and applause from the audience, and it was impossible to stop.

Then Chris teased the biggest topic in 2004, The Passion of the Christ. This movie caused a frenzy of public opinion in North America because it offended religious organizations and Jews. Although it is not recognized by Oscar, Mel- Don't worry about Gibson, because the box office market will more than make up for your loss at the Oscars.

The opening remarks were finally over, and Chris invited Halle Berry, the first award presenter tonight, and then exited. However, the aftertaste left by the scene did not dissipate. It can be said that Chris offended a large number of actors, including Russell Crowe, Lancelot Strelow, Colin Farrell, Morgan Ferrell, etc. Liman, Mel Gibson, etc., some of them are light and heavy, but the most exaggerated one is that Jude Law and Brad Pitt can't get off the stage, even if they didn't attend tonight's awards ceremony, look The embarrassment of the guests at the scene can feel the powerful hurt.

It is conceivable that after the awards ceremony, the news media and artists from all walks of life will be lively. To be more precise, after Harley came to the stage to present the award, the guests on the scene still hadn't recovered from their senses, and the atmosphere of the entire awards ceremony seemed a bit dull, so that the awarding of the best art direction became sloppy.

The Aviator won the first statuette tonight, which not only got off to a good start, but also set the tone for tonight's awards ceremony. At this time, people came back to their senses-so, Martin and Leonardo are really going to achieve the most important breakthrough of their careers tonight? Is the statuette really going to take care of these two big stars?

All the reactions seemed to be delayed by half a beat. When the winners had already walked off the stage, the scene began to commotion, and all eyes were cast on Martin and Leonardo. Lance also turned his head, smiled at Martin, raised his hands and applauded, Old Martin turned his head and showed a humble smile.

Immediately afterwards, Renee Zellweger, the winner of Best Supporting Actress last year, had already appeared on the stage, and the Best Supporting Actor award was awarded immediately after!