Monster Hunting High School
Chapter 166 Fatty commits suicide again
Fortunately, Su Shijun did not embarrass everyone and allowed the students to continue asking questions.
This kind act successfully freed Fatty Xin from the shadow of death threats.
It's just that the fat man didn't seem to have the slightest awareness of this. Although he sat in his seat timidly, his expression was still a little eager to try, as if he was planning to do something at any time.
Naturally, Su Ya would not ask him a question a second time.
"So, who should I choose this time..." The little fox girl bit her finger again and frowned. In her eyes, as long as it wasn't the red-eyed bastard sitting in the second row, anyone in this classroom would be the same.
At the mention of 'almost', Su Ya's eyes turned involuntarily to the little witch sitting in the first row.
It was a college student about the same age as her.
When she first entered the classroom, the little witch fought with her.
"Miss always said that you must persuade others with virtue, and persuade others with virtue... Then it is right for me to repay evil with kindness." After thinking about this, the little fox girl raised her arm and drew a circle in the air, pointing to the person opposite. On the little witch's nose.
"Ask the second question!" Su Ya said cheerfully.
Li Meng blinked, jumped up from his seat, and cried out: "Oh my, I love you so much, little fox! Don't leave after class, I'll treat you to a big dinner on the pedestrian street... where can I tell you where to eat?" ! Enough! ”
As she spoke, the little witch patted her chest hard and emphasized: "I'm treating you!"
When Su Ya heard this, her eyes suddenly turned into crescent moons with laughter.
Even the tip of his tail curled up happily.
"Young lady is indeed right, you must convince others with your virtue!" The little fox girl giggled and followed Li Meng into laughing together.
It wasn't until Lao Yao, who was standing by the window, couldn't stand it anymore and coughed twice that Li Meng realized what he was doing. He suppressed the excitement in his heart and started to flip through his notebook crazily.
"...I have so many questions...which one to choose...it's so difficult..." the little witch muttered, flipping through the notebook in her hand.
"Ah, I really want to know the measurements of my idol! I also want to know what cosmetics she likes... the restaurants she frequents... what is her favorite food... and the shop where she customizes clothes... her favorite is Which one...which is her favorite hunting team...which hunter does she admire the most...ahhh, so many questions, what should I do?"
At the end of the page, Li Meng simply gave up his struggle and looked at Jiang Yu beside him for help.
As her cousin, Jiang Yu bears the responsibility of Li Meng's guardian at school to a large extent - the little witch is also accustomed to looking for her cousin first when encountering any difficulties.
Jiang Yu did not disappoint her.
The female monitor of Astronomy Class 08-1 unhurriedly took out a piece of letter paper from her bag, opened it, and stuffed it into the little witch's hand.
Li Meng grabbed the letter, brought it up to his eyes and took a look. He immediately clenched his fist and waved it vigorously in mid-air.
"Idol, my question is ready!" the little witch shouted, with excitement on her face.
There was no trace of impatience on Su Shijun's face, he smiled and nodded.
"Idol! I want to ask, what kind of cosmetics do you usually use... No, no, no, I mean, do you have any secrets to staying beautiful?!" Li Meng grabbed the piece of paper and asked a question that all witches know. issue concerned.
This time, even Liu Feifei, who always focused on textbooks and studying, carefully pricked up her ears.
Zheng Qing especially noticed that Jiang Yu in the front row patted his cousin's little hand appreciatively.
This is a very rare thing - in the young public-sponsored student's impression, this seems to be the first time he has seen Jiang Yu express his appreciation for Li Meng's words, which is simply shocking.
Su Shijun didn't think much about this issue.
In other words, she should have already prepared a plan for this kind of problem. She just paused for a moment and then started to talk:
"Time is the best elixir for maintaining beauty."
"Proper exercise is the best way to maintain beauty."
"Of course, we know that the most precious thing in the world is time; and those sports are a bit too hard and boring... When there is a lack of time, developing good living habits is another trick. "
"For example, eat less spicy and greasy food, exercise more, don't practice immortality at night, eat two apples a day, stay happy at all times, and never get sulky..."
Su Shijun talked in general about the health rules that everyone knew, and the disappointment on the faces of the girls in the audience became more and more serious.
They can see these methods in the health section of the Beta Town Post every week, turning them over and over again, with nothing new.
That's not what everyone wants to hear.
"Of course, in addition to these standard answers, there are also secrets."
At this point, Su Shijun's tone paused.
The witches in the hall pricked up their ears and stared with bated breath. Even the boys couldn't help but breathe softly, lest an accidental influence on the beautiful Su's answer would cause her to be irritated by the girls' spells.
"The secret is... to be a good wizard."
Su Shijun gave an unexpected but reasonable answer:
"...If you are an ordinary wizard, you have the ability to prepare some ordinary magic potions with effects such as wrinkle removal, whitening, and freckle removal - as long as you do not have the habit of bathing with sulfuric acid or the hobby of sunbathing in the desert, then Most of the time, you can maintain your grace and composure.”
"If you are a registered wizard, even if you do nothing, you can guarantee your youthful appearance for more than three hundred years - is there anything more beautiful in this world than youth?"
"As for becoming a great wizard, you will get a chance to be reborn...Wizards may waste this opportunity on stronger bones and stronger muscles. What about witches? I don't need to elaborate on your choice. Come on."
"Did you adjust your appearance when you were promoted to great wizard?" Fatty Xin lost no time in asking another question.
"No, I am very confident in my natural appearance." As he spoke, Su Shijun's eyes flashed, which immediately fascinated all the wizards.
But what she said next made Fatty Xin dumbfounded.
"Okay, there are already three questions...and there are two last chances. I hope you think about it before asking!" Beauty Su said with a smile.
There was dead silence in the audience.
The first question was asked by Fatty Xin about Su Shijun's age.
The second question was asked by Li Meng about ways to maintain beauty.
What about the third question?
It seems, probably, seems like Fatty Xin just asked another question?
Zheng Qing had just reached this point on his fingers when he felt a cold wind blowing behind his neck, which made his hair stand on end.
Even just sitting next to Fatty Xin, Zheng Qing could still feel the deep malice surging around him - he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he even faintly heard some people whispering evil curses in a low voice, cursing that damned person. Fat man.
The young public-funded student gave the fat man an apologetic look and decisively moved to the side, away from the scourge.
Dr. Xiao Da had already moved his seat earlier.
"Oh no……"
As soon as Fatty Xin opened his mouth, his mouth was sealed by a piece of yellow talisman flying from nowhere.
Immediately afterwards, seven or eight talisman papers of different colors flew over from all directions and slapped on the fat man, restraining him tightly - Zheng Qing believed that if it weren't for the fact that he was in the classroom, he would have thrown it here now. It will be a bunch of curses instead of a few light suppressing charms.
"Shut up, you damn fat man!"
Li Meng glared at Xin fiercely, waved his fist, and threatened: "If you dare to say another word, I will throw you into Linzhong Lake to feed the fishmen!"
The little witch's rhetoric was very barbaric.
But this time, she was not lectured by her cousin.
On the contrary, Jiang Yu also handed her a new suppression talisman to suppress the fat man stronger.
Zhang Jixin, fearing that the world would not be in chaos, clapped his fingers in the fat man's ear and made a whooshing noise to cheer up the little witch.
Lao Yao stood by the window, watching all this with a smile, without any attitude to stop it.
The fat man finally learned to behave a lot, and safely stuffed himself under the table to express his repentance.
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