Mom's Antics on Social Media Went Viral

Chapter 231: Heard Bloken… Wanna Cly…
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Fu Xin and Jiang Xinyuan entered the elevator. They turned around and saw Jiang Yi’s actions.

So sexy… Fu Xin was in a daze for a moment before the elevator door closed. The air was filled with sweetness.

Jiang Xinyuan did not know anything and continued to talk to his mother. It was not until the elevator door opened that the three of them went out and bumped into Aunt Wang, who was busy.

Aunt Wang was shocked to see Fu Xin and Jiang Yi dressed like this.

Jiang Xinyuan grinned. He was still waiting for Aunt Wang to praise him! Unfortunately, Aunt Wang did not seem to see him. “Sir and Madam are dressed like this. They seem to be getting married. They’re so beautiful.”

“Does it look like it? Although this dress is exaggerated, it doesn’t look like a wedding dress, right?” Fu Xin sized herself up.

“It doesn’t look like a wedding dress. It looks a little like a toast suit, if it’s red.” Aunt Wang looked at Fu Xin and then at Jiang Yi. There was nothing wrong with Jiang Yi’s outfit. If he was going to attend a wedding, this outfit would definitely not go wrong.

Hearing Aunt Wang’s reasoning, Fu Xin did not refute. Instead, Jiang Xinyuan pouted angrily. “Aunt Wang, I’m also wearing a suit.”

“Yes, yes. Little Xinyuan is also very handsome today!” Aunt Wang glanced at

Jiang Xinyuan and quickly tried to salvage the situation. “If today is Daddy and

Mommy’s wedding, you will be the most handsome little flower boy.”

It’s only Jiang Xinyuan, if Huo Ran heard this, he would definitely cry. It wasn’t easy for him to persuade his mother to wear this dress, but in the end, it was his father who was praised. Which child could stand it?

“Aunt Wang, I’m not a flower boy. We’re going to ride a horse today. I’m Mom’s Prince Charming. I want to protect Mom.” Jiang Xinyuan pouted and quickly retorted.

“Then what is Daddy?” Fu Xin couldn’t help but be curious.

They had already walked to the dining table and sat down. Jiang Xinyuan was sitting beside Fu Xin. He glanced at Jiang Yi and was a little embarrassed to say it. In the end, he whispered to Fu Xin, “Daddy is the old prince.”

Fu Xin also looked at Jiang Yi and imagined him with white hair and a white beard. She couldn’t help but laugh. Seeing his mother smile, Jiang Xinyuan also smiled. Jiang Yi, who was standing at the side, looked extremely awkward.

Jiang Yi: “I heard it just now.”

Uh… This was not good! Fu Xin quickly explained, “Our son is only five years old. Compared to you, it’s not strange for you to be an old prince.” After saying that, she felt that something was wrong. She and Jiang Yi seemed to be the same age. If Jiang Yi was the old prince, wouldn’t she become the old princess?

Women didn’t like others to call them old. Fu Xin was the same. Then, she immediately lowered her head and started eating. She thought that if Jiang Yi dared to call her an old princess, she and Jiang Xinyuan would isolate him today.

However, Jiang Yi did not speak for a long time. In the end, the family of three left the villa after eating.

As soon as they went out, they saw Zhang Zhen waiting. Jiang Xinyuan seemed to have an obsession again. He ran to Zhang Zhen’s side, pointed at his clothes, and asked, “Uncle Zhang, what do you think our family looks like in this outfit?”

Zhang Zhen thought for a moment. “A family of three.”

Jiang Xinyuan was a little disappointed to hear this answer, but Zhang Zhen was right. He could not refute. “Doesn’t it look like something else?”

“No,” Zhang Zhen said firmly.

Zhang Zhen looked at Jiang Yi’s expression from the corner of his eye and felt that he did not say anything wrong. Between the boss and the little boss, he was smart enough to choose the former.

“Do Mom and Dad look like they’re going to get married?” Jiang Xinyuan was indignant and continued to ask.

Zhang Zhen thought for a while. “They do look a little like that.” In order to confirm that he was right, he looked at Fu Xin and Jiang Yi.

“What about me? What do I look like?” Jiang Xinyuan insisted on getting to the bottom of this.

“You’re like a flower boy,” Zhang Zhen blurted out.

Huh? Jiang Xinyuan was a little disappointed.

“But you’re the most handsome little flower boy I’ve ever seen.” Zhang Zhen saw that Jiang Xinyuan’s expression was not right and quickly looked for someone to make up for it. It was useless to make up for it. Jiang Xinyuan was already depressed. Even when he got into the car, he was not much better.

At this moment, Fu Xin teased him again. “Son, do you know that you’re especially like two internet phrases now?”

“What do you mean?” Although Jiang Xinyuan was disappointed, he did not want to ignore his mother, so he still asked.

“Heard bloken… Wanna cly…” Fu Xin laughed out loud.

Jiang Xinyuan was at a loss. He could not understand what his mother was saying. What’s a ‘heard bloken’? What is ‘wanna cly’? He only knew that he was very depressed now. But his mother seemed to be coaxing him. Forget it, if he didn’t know what she meant, so be it. Then, he fell into Fu Xin’s arms and hugged her..