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The old man was so tired that he had to go to school.

"Dad!? What are you doing here?"

The fat man asked in astonishment, looking at the honest middle-aged man outside the window.

The middle-aged man smiled and touched the back of his head: "I don't know either. I was helping widow Wang to farm at the east end of the village. The village chief suddenly told me to come and accompany you in your studies, and said that food and accommodation are free, so I came."

The fat man's face twitched.

Lin Tian patted his shoulder and said, "Yes, someone who loves you and understands you is here. From today on, experience a university life that is not lonely."

Fatty:......

......

With Zheng Chang's father, the three of them entered the school and returned to the dormitory. As soon as they opened the door of dormitory 606, a pungent and strange smell hit them.

Lin Tian looked over and saw Li Yiren fiddling with some glassware on the table, which was filled with various colorful and strange liquids.

When he found someone pushing the door open,

Li Yiren was startled and quickly covered the things on the table with the tablecloth, turned his head and looked at the door and said: "Uh, you are back...Where is Zhou Huaijin?"

Lin Tian dragged Zheng Chang's father into the house and sighed: "Jinzi...Something happened at Jinzi's home."

Li Yiren was stunned when he heard the words, his eyes trembled as he walked forward, holding Zheng Chang's father's arm and said: "Brother, what happened to your family? How come you have aged like this after not seeing you for two days?"

Zheng Chang:...

Zheng Chang: "This is my father!"

Li Yiren quickly let go of Zheng Chang's father's arm when he heard the words, scratched his head embarrassedly and said: "Oh, so that's it! Excuse me, uncle, please sit down."

Drag Zheng Chang's father to sit down,

Li Yiren immediately took a bottle of mineral water for Zheng Chang's father, and Lin Tian generously opened Zhou Huaijin's drawer and took out snacks for Zheng Chang's father to eat.

Seeing Zheng Chang's classmates entertaining him so warmly, Zheng Chang's father was so moved that he patted Zheng Chang on the back with red eyes: "Son, you really have a group of good brothers! Dad really envies you!"

Zheng Chang nodded silently.

Zheng Chang's father drank a sip of water and said: "If I can find another good girlfriend, then Dad will be completely satisfied!"

Zheng Chang, who was already in a depressed mood, couldn't help complaining: "I could have had a girlfriend, but you squeezed out the quota..."

Zheng Chang's father was stunned, and quickly got up and looked at the chair under him: "Where is it? I didn't squeeze anyone?"

......

Seeing the father and son chatting on the side,

Li Yiren took the opportunity to pull Lin Tian to the door and asked in confusion: "What happened to Jinzi's family?"

Lin Tian waved his hand and said: "It's okay, just something was lost, we have helped him find it back."

Li Yiren's frown relaxed after hearing this.

Lin Tian glanced at Li Yiren's desk and couldn't help asking, "What were you doing just now? Why is there such a strong smell in the dormitory? It's like Zheng Chang has been alone in the dormitory for three days..."

Li Yiren explained in a low voice, "In addition to magic, the amethyst given to me by Gandalf also records a lot of alchemy knowledge. While you are not here, I just want to test the formula above."

Lin Tian nodded suddenly and asked curiously, "What types of alchemy potions are there? Is there any I can use?"

Li Yiren thought about it and counted on his fingers, saying, "I have made a few kinds, some for growing hair, some for promoting the secretion of male hormones, and some for stimulating hair follicles..."

Lin Tian interrupted him with a dark face, "Why are you so obsessed with growing hair?"

Li Yiren said expressionlessly, "When you go to the swimming pool one day, you will also be mixed in the pool by a bunch of men. When you secretly touched my thigh, you knew my pain. "

After listening to Li Yiren's past unbearable experience, Lin Tian immediately imagined the scene he described, and shook his head with a start, and then asked: "Is there no medicine that has nothing to do with hair?"

Li Yiren then took out a small powder bottle from his pocket with some hesitation and said: "There is also this, this medicine is used to enhance men's ability in that aspect, the effect is very strong, but you should not be able to use it..."

Lin Tian was indignant when he heard this, and immediately took the medicine and put it in his pocket and said: "Who said I can't use it? You also think I can't find a girlfriend, right? You look down on me, right?"

Li Yiren helplessly spread his hands: "What I mean is, with your physical fitness, you should be very strong without borrowing this kind of external force, and you haven't found a girlfriend for so many years, isn't it because you don't want to find one?

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“If you really want to find one, wouldn’t there be a lot of people who want to date you?”

Seeing that his good brother didn’t look down on him, but instead gave him great recognition,

Lin Tian blushed in embarrassment, looked at Li Yiren with some emotion and said:

“Brother, I know you understand me. Just because of your two sentences, I want to... I want to use up this little powder bottle with you.”

Li Yiren:......

Li Yiren: “Why don’t you give it back to me. "

......

After chatting in the dormitory for a while, it was noon.

I heard that Zheng Chang's father didn't even have breakfast in order to hurry on his way.

Lin Tian and the other two immediately took Zheng Chang's father to the Lao Zhu Fried Vegetable Restaurant opposite the school and ordered a table of dishes.

Knowing that Zheng Chang's father also drinks,

Lin Tian and Li Yiren enthusiastically opened a bottle of 23-year-old non-collection retail version of blue bottle Erguotou.

The four of them ate and talked, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious and lively.

After drinking.

Lin Tian and Li Yiren even started to put their arms around Zheng Chang's father and sang folk songs together.

It has been a long time since I saw my father so happy, and Zheng Chang was also very happy.

Seeing that the dinner was coming to an end,

Zheng Chang stood up, calculated the few remaining balances in his hand, and secretly came to the front desk to pay the bill.

The waiter told him that Lin Tian and Li Yiren had already paid the bill.

This touched Zheng Chang again.

"Brother Tian, ​​Brother Ren, you two are really my brothers! "

"No, even my brothers wouldn't take care of me to this extent. You two are my uncles!"

Thinking,

Zheng Chang pushed open the door of the private room.

I saw Lin Tian, ​​Li Yiren, and Zheng Chang's father kneeling side by side in the private room.

Zheng Chang's father knelt in the middle, his face flushed and his neck thick as he shouted: "From now on, the three of us are brothers..."

He rushed over to pull his father up, his face twitching as he said:

"Dad, you've drunk too much, get up quickly!"

Zheng Chang's father shook his head violently, and said in a daze: "Dad didn't drink too much, Dad still wants to drink a bottle of Wangzai milk to complete the nutritional goals every day... Ah, Dandan's flowers are blooming! !"

As he spoke,

Zheng Chang's father, who was seriously drunk, suddenly began to sing folk songs again.