Mobile phone mutation, one extraordinary application every week

The phone popped up a window immediately.

Looking at the unearthed treasure,

Lin Tian and Zheng Chang fell silent at the same time.

Suddenly, Zheng Chang exclaimed: "Isn't this the Chun Shui Tang real-life sex doll 'Xixi' exclusive version?"

Lin Tian looked at Zheng Chang with a twitch of his mouth: "No, buddy, how come you are so familiar with it? You can even call out the product name word for word?!"

Zheng Chang coughed to cover up his embarrassment, and then immediately changed the subject: "Is this what you said you needed urgently tonight?"

Lin Tian didn't know how to explain, and coughed awkwardly.

Afterwards, the two of them tacitly did not continue to question each other.

Pulling the silicone doll out of the deep pit, Lin Tian felt a little pain in the balls for a while.

Although this thing is worth some money, it is really hard to cash it in!

Maybe if I put it on a second-hand trading platform and mark it as a female college student for personal use, some brain-dead perverts will come to buy it.

But "brain-dead" and "pervert" are rare terms, and it is difficult to draw a top-quality product with both of them even with a hundred consecutive draws.

Distant water cannot quench immediate thirst, and Lin Tian has to pay back his online loan tonight...

I couldn't think of how to deal with this silicone doll for a while.

"Well... lift it up first, after all, we can't work in vain tonight."

Lin Tian called out.

The two worked together and spent a long time to lift the silicone doll out of the deep pit and put it on the three-wheeled electric vehicle at the construction site.

Zheng Chang wiped his sweat and asked, "Where are you going to hide this thing after you use it?"

Lin Tian thought for a while and asked, "Have you put anything on your bed recently?"

Zheng Chang:......

Zheng Chang: "Yes, put 210 kilograms of meat."

Lin Tian sucked his teeth and continued to think about where to hide this thing.

After a moment of silence,

Zheng Chang suddenly shouted, "Fuck!"

Lin Tian was startled and asked quickly, "What's wrong?"

Zheng Chang said with horror and seriousness, "I seem to have dreamed of this scene! The scene in the dream is exactly the same as now!"

Lin Tian:......

Lin Tian sighed helplessly, patted him and comforted him, "Don't worry, didn't I tell you, you just have an ordinary malignant brain tumor."

As he spoke, footsteps sounded!

The two were startled and quickly hid in the bushes nearby!

Not long after,

Two workers who walked crookedly and looked a little drunk came and talked as they walked.

"Hurry up! Today's work must be finished today, otherwise the foreman will deduct your salary again."

"Don't worry, you know I have night blindness."

As he said,

one of the workers sat directly in the driving seat of the three-wheeled electric vehicle, inserted the key and started the electric vehicle.

The other worker with night blindness held two saplings and threw them into the bucket behind the three-wheeled electric vehicle.

The saplings naturally fell beside the silicone doll in the bucket.

Driving the electric tricycle,

the two drove away from the construction site quickly.

Lin Tian and Zheng Chang then came out of the bushes.

Zheng Chang opened his mouth and looked dazed: "What should we do now? Chase?"

Lin Tian kicked the shovel in annoyance: "Chase a chicken! I was just worried about where to deal with this thing! It's time to evacuate after filling the pit!"

The two filled the pit in a hurry and fled in a panic.

......

Back in the dormitory,

Lin Tian glanced at WeChat and saw that more than 30 debt collection messages from "A Sunshine Credit Brother Long" had been sent.

There were less than two hours left before the final repayment time.

Lin Tian was completely at his wit's end and collapsed on the chair with tears in his eyes: "Could it be that my reputation will be ruined?"

Zheng Chang sat on the side chewing potato chips and added: "What reputation do you have?"

Lin Tian was silent for a moment: "Fortunately, there is no loss, and the loss is slightly reduced."

As the two were talking, the dormitory door was pushed open.

A tall and well-proportioned yellow-haired man with earrings walked in.

He was the last member of dormitory 606, Zhou Huaijin.

This kid's family is quite rich, he is a rich second-generation, and he hooks up with junior girls at school all day.

Based on the time he returned to the dormitory and his smug smile, it is not difficult to guess that this kid succeeded again tonight.

"Hey, Linzi, why are you so sad?"

Seeing Lin Tian slumped in a chair with a sad face, Zhou Huaijin immediately grabbed a handful of potato chips from Zheng Chang, sat on the chair and ate while asking.

Lin Tian had no choice but to tell him about his online loan debt and the fact that his private photos were about to be published.

.

"Oh hahahahaha!!!"

After looking at the three photos that the other party had photoshopped,

Zheng Chang and Zhou Huaijin couldn't help but burst into laughter like a pig being slaughtered!

"Stop laughing! I'm feeling uncomfortable!"

Lin Tian angrily shouted angrily.

About half a minute later,

the two finally stopped laughing.

Zhou Huaijin patted Lin Tian on the shoulder and said, "Isn't it just two thousand yuan? I'll lend it to you, you pay it back first!"

Lin Tian's eyes suddenly lit up, and the look he gave Zhou Huaijin became soft and full of love.

But after a moment,

He still shook his head: "No, buddy, I haven't paid back the 3,000 yuan I borrowed from you last time, I really can't use your money!"

Zheng Chang persuaded him: "If you really send out these three photos of him, you will lose the right to choose a spouse in college!"

Lin Tian sighed: "I didn't use this thing when I didn't lose it in the first three years!"

Zhou Huaijin, who had been thinking with his head down, suddenly had an idea and laughed strangely:

"There is a way, as long as everyone can see that the pictures he sent are photoshopped, right?"

......

Twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

In the office of a certain online loan company, the big black fat man Long Ge saw that Lin Tian had not paid back yet, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Boy, since you are shameless, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Opening a communication group of Lin Tian's school,

He directly sent the photoshopped private photos of Lin Tian to the group.

However, the shocking scene he expected did not appear. Everyone in the group ignored his photo and instead chatted about "Thanos" very intensely. "Avengers 4 was released a long time ago, why are these people still talking about Thanos?" After a moment of hesitation, Brother Long also posted two other photos of Lin Tian wearing lace underwear and Lin Tian and himself. This time, someone finally responded. [Zhao Tao, professor of physics at Jindu University: Buddy, the photos you photoshopped are too ordinary, don't post them to embarrass yourself] [Zhao Tao, professor of physics at Jindu University: Go and see the works above and learn from them! ] Brother Long was startled and quickly flipped through his phone to browse the chat history in the group. All of the photos above were photoshopped by Lin Tian! All the photoshopped photos were even accurately and clearly divided into three categories. They are original, clothing, and companions. In the primitive category, Xiao Lin Tian turned into all kinds of strange objects, such as roasted corn, cactus, Eiffel Tower, aircraft carrier...

In the clothing category,

Lin Tian wore all kinds of clothes and accessories.

For example, he wore a belt without any other clothes.

Another example is that an Ultraman energy lamp is embedded in the position of the belly button.

Another example is that he wore a white T-shirt, but the T-shirt was printed with a picture of Lin Tian without clothes...

In short, it is difficult to judge whether Lin Tian in this picture is wearing clothes or not.

In the companion category, it is even more lively.

There is more than just Lin Tian in the photo.

Some Lin Tians have a Pikachu wearing several clothes on their shoulders.

Some Lin Tians have Trump standing next to them who is also naked.

In the funniest picture, Thanos stood behind Lin Tian.

He put his giant hand filled with five infinite gems into Lin Tian's body from his buttocks, and made a gesture as if he was going to snap his fingers and made a ferocious expression...

"Ah, this..."

After seeing these pictures,

Brother Long slumped in his office chair, completely dumbfounded.

......

The next morning.

Lin Tian opened his eyes and immediately took out his mobile phone to check several large group chats in the school.

Although the pictures that Zhou Huaijin had photoshopped would be deleted by the administrator and the system immediately after being uploaded to the group chat.

But everyone was still enjoying sharing their happiness with each other, and many people even started to create new pictures!

Zhou Huaijin, who was lying opposite Lin Tian, ​​was also browsing his phone. Seeing Lin Tian wake up, he sat up with a proud look on his face:

"How is it? The photo uploaded by the loan shark Brother Long really didn't cause any waves, right?!"

Lin Tian looked at the pictures that were constantly refreshed in the group chat, expressionless:

"He didn't cause any waves, but you caused a tsunami!"

The fat man Zheng Chang poked his head out from the bed on the right and said, "Don't worry, I have already stated with the account that posted the photo that this is all a social experiment and the storm will soon pass."

"Besides... didn't you have a lot of fun editing the picture last night? The idea of ​​'Thanos snapped his fingers and killed half of the E. coli in the intestines' is not bad.

Did you think of it yourself? "

Lin Tian sighed helplessly.

Thinking back to the process of making these photos, he couldn't help scratching his head and laughing, admiring his talent.

While laughing,

Zhou Huaijin suddenly exclaimed: "Fuck, brothers, look at the official group!"

Lin Tian and Zheng Chang heard it and immediately opened the school's official group.

I saw that a school leader @ everyone and sent two very harsh texts.

[At the meeting site where the city leaders were invited to our school today, one of the two sapling potted plants originally used to decorate the site was maliciously replaced with a silicone doll, causing serious damage to the reputation of our school. The school will seriously investigate the matter, find the initiator, and resolve it through legal means!]

[If this matter was done by a student of our school, I hope you can take the initiative to admit your mistake. , actively communicate with the school, the school will deal with it leniently]

......

Below the text, there is also a picture of a silicone doll standing in a flower pot.

Of course, it is mosaiced.

However, the face is not blurred.

Lin Tian and Zheng Chang instantly saw that this silicone doll was the "Xixi" they dug out from the pit yesterday!

Both of them were silent at the same time, and their faces turned ugly.

Zhou Huaijin on the side laughed and said, "Lin Zi, now all the groups have started discussing this matter!"

"Just wait and see! If the school can really catch the person who did this, his popularity will definitely overshadow yours! "

Lin Tian:......

Lin Tian said with a guilty conscience: "It's best not to catch him..."

After getting up,

Zhou Huaijin immediately went to accompany his girlfriend for breakfast.

Lin Tian and Zheng Chang stayed in the dormitory, still worried about the silicone doll.

"We just threw the doll on the electric tricycle. Strictly speaking, the situation at the meeting site has nothing to do with us, right? Even if someone is responsible, it should be the person who transported the doll to the venue and planted it in the flowerpot! "

Zheng Chang made an analysis.

Lin Tian also thought it made sense.

Besides, the school might not be able to find out about him, so there was no need to worry too much about something that might not happen.

On the contrary, he still owed a lot of money to his classmates, roommates and online loan platforms, which was a problem he would inevitably face in the future.

Turning on his phone and clicking on "Baide Map",

Lin Tian muttered to himself: "How can I use this treasure hunting function to get money..."

Based on yesterday's experience,

This software seems to be able to only detect things buried in the soil or in contact with mud.

The effect is very limited when used in the city.

It would be best if it could be used in places like the suburbs where there is a lot of mud...

Just thinking about it,

Zheng Chang started cooking breakfast and boiled water to make a bowl of chicken stewed with mushroom noodles.

Lin Tian's eyes lit up when he saw this: "Got it! Let's go pick mushrooms!"