MMO: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

Panda Novel

In the ruins of the Assembled Gods Continent’s Celestial City.

Li Yi had been riding his Holy Light Warhorse and searching around this place for days now,

He still remembered that God-queen Carulla was the one behind the monster raid back then. Now that Carulla had been stripped of her Divine Power, this was the best opportunity to deal with her once and for all. If he missed this chance, he would not get another too easily.

Without her Divine Power, Carulla could not return to Mount Pantheon, so she must be hiding somewhere on the Pantheon Continent, too afraid to show herself.

Li Yi was not the only one searching. He had his host of friends helping him.

In King of Pantheon, every god was a considerable force in themselves. If he could find Carulla, he could definitely get plenty of information from her.

He may even force the way to become a god from her.

Ever since he received the Thunder God’s Heart at the Heart of Earth Element back then, Li Yi had been keeping it with him. Even after all this time, however, he had not discovered even a bit of its secrets.

As long as he did not know how to use it, the Thunder God’s Heart was nothing but a useless item. That was why Li Yi was so desperate to find Carulla.

“We gotta flush her out!”

Li Yi had searched the Assembled Gods Continent Celestial Capital’s underground temple, but there was still no trace of Carulla anywhere. It was disheartening.

“She’s not at Iron Wall City!”

“Not at Iron Furnace City either!”

“I got nothing here.”

“Same, nothing.”

“I searched everywhere, nada!”

“Nothing in the wild either!”

Thousands of his friends would report to Li Yi every so often, but there was still no sign of Carulla.

“Lil Yi’zi, could that God-queen have been killed by someone? We searched the entire Assembled Gods Continent, but we can’t find her anyway.”

“Impossible. If she was killed, there would be a drastic change in the weather, and we would all get an announcement. No such thing has happened yet, so she must still be alive.”

“Then maybe she’s gone back to Mount Pantheon. Boss, the Mount Pantheon map hasn’t opened yet, so none of us can go in.”

“Gone back my *ss. She doesn’t have any Divine Power, so she can’t climb Mount Pantheon. I asked you to look, so look. If you keep yapping, I’ll ride you like a plane.”

“Get lost!”

In order to find Carulla, Li Yi even put the Tower of Remorse on the backburner, spending every day wandering around the Assembled Gods Continent.

After searching through the Assembled Gods Continent again, Li Yi was getting quite deflated. Just as he was about to return to the North Pole Continent, however, he bumped into a familiar face.

It was the King of I Love Your Wife, Big Boy.

Qian’er’s younger brother.

When Big Boy saw Li Yi, his expression darkened and he snorted, “You sick freak!”

Li Yi smiled slightly. It seemed as though this kid still remembered what happened last time.

“Whatchu up to, Brother-in-law?”

Li Yi did not hold back either, greeting him cheerfully.

“I’ve no idea why Sis likes you, that’s just… so tasteless.” Big Boy continued to taunt Li Yi.

Big Boy was riding a white horse and wearing a white robe, looking around him as though waiting for someone.

Li Yi asked again, “Waiting for someone?”

“What’s that got to do with you? Stay away from me!” Big Boy waved his hand impatiently.

“You mentioned swapping wives back then…”

When Li Yi said that, Big Boy turned blue in the face and shooed him off as though he were a fly. “Shoo, shoo, go…”

Li Yi laughed and dismissed his Holy Light Warhorse, so he could have a nice long chat with Big Boy.

Big Boy was so averse to him all because of one thing he had said.

Last time, Big Boy had seen how pretty Jiaojiao was and actually suggested trading his Bai Jie for Li Yi’s Jiaojiao. Big Boy had some extreme tastes, but Li Yi did not. Even so, he was not going to let Big Boy have the last say.

So Li Yi replied, “Trading with Jiaojiao is no fun. Why don’t we do this? I’ll trade you Qian’er for Bai Jie.”

Those words alone sent Big Boy out of the roof, running faster than the wind could carry him…

Big Boy may have extreme tastes, but he put a lot of stock in ethics. To him, Qian’er was almost equivalent in status to his mother, so how could he accept such words?

However, Li Yi dared to say something so despicable, but Big Boy did not dare to repeat it. That was why no matter how Bai Jie and Qian’er asked him, he could only swallow his anger and frustrations.

“I’m on a date, could you make some space? Will you bear the responsibility if you scare off my girlfriend?”

“A date? Not with Bai Jie, right?”

“Every real man has several women. Bai Jie is boring, I already got bored of her. You interested? Shall I create a chance for you two to play someday?”

“Is this free play or a trade?”

Big Boy’s expression darkened again. “If you mention trading to me again, I’ll f*ck you up right now!”

“So it’s for free? Sure, I’ll do it.”

“Scram! You want it, but I don’t. Just stand aside and watch.”

“Big Brother Biggy~ Where are you?”

Just as the two were bickering, a flirty voice came through the Regional Channel. The moment he heard that voice, Li Yi could not help a shudder.

That voice was just too flirty…

Just then, a pretty woman rode on a pink Chocobo toward them from the distance.

The moment he saw her, Li Yi hurriedly turned his head away.

The newcomer was none other than the previous Invincible Continent’s number one wh*re, Milk Dipper Solitary’s ex-wife, Hua Feihua…

“Huahua, I’m right here.”

When Big Boy saw Huahua, he immediately smiled and waved at her.

Li Yi said in a whisper, “Don’t tell me she’s the girlfriend you’re waiting for?”

Big Boy harrumphed. “Yeah, what about it? Something wrong?”

“No… Nothing at all…”

Hua Feihua leaped off the pink Chocobo and walked toward Big Boy, biting her finger and swaying her hips. Her expression and body language were seductive to the bone.

“Big Brother Biggy, Why’d you call me all the way here? This place isn’t pretty at aaaaa… aaaa… aah!”

Before she could finish her sentence, Hua Feihua saw Li Yi and immediately pointed at him with a shriek.

“B-B-Brother Yi… It’s been such a long time… How are you doing…?”

Hua Feihua grabbed Li Yi’s hand and shook it up and down, acting so flirty that Li Yi could not help trembling.

If he had known that this was the girlfriend Big Boy was waiting for, Li Yi would have run away a long time ago.

“Your husband’s right here,” said Boy Boy through clenched teeth when he saw how close Hua Feihua and Li Yi were.

“Big Brother Biggy, how I could possibly forget you?”

Hua Feihua ran to Big Boy like the wind and pulled his hand, acting clingy.

Li Yi felt another cold shudder at the sight. However, Big Boy seemed to enjoy this considerably, narrowing his eyes in pleasure and nodding constantly.

“I’ll leave you to it. I got some stuff to do, so see you.”

Li Yi took that chance to summon the Holy Light Warhorse. Before the other two could even react, he was already several dozen meters away.

“Brother Yi, hey…”

The more Hua Feihua yelled, the faster Li Yi ran. He was gone in a second.

“That guy’s a sick freak, ignore him. C’mon, let’s continue with our date. Give me a kiss.”

Big Boy pulled Hua Feihua’s face to his and brought his lips to hers…

…

“Phew…”

Li Yi ran more than a hundred meters away in a flash before he finally slowed his mount down and changed to a trot.

“That’s Dark Wing!”

There was a piercing shriek ahead, taking Li Yi slightly aback, followed by a clip-clop and the appearance of a black donkey before his eyes.

When Li Yi saw the person riding on the black donkey’s back, he burst out laughing.

What a coincidence! He had already bumped into two familiar faces today, and here was another. Who else could arrive riding on the one and only black donkey? None other than Scumbag Wang.

Li Yi said with a laugh, “Where are you going, dear Leader Scum?”

“Have you seen my Sister Huahua?”

“Yep.”

Scumbag Wang’s triangular eyes lit up. “Where is she?”

Li Yi pointed behind him.

“Clip-clop, clip-clop.” Scumbag Wang rode his donkey away and seemed to be in such a rush that he did not even have the time to talk to Li Yi.

Just then, the Emperor Sword’s Teleport finished cooling down, and Li Yi swung it without thinking twice, teleporting back to the North Pole Continent.

…

“Suster Huahua, look what I brought you! Hahahaha, I’m sure you’ll let me touch your big white butt now, right?”

Scumbag Wang ran at her while holding something high above his head, but when he arrived in front of Hua Feihua, he just happened to stumble across her making out with Big Boy…

“Patter!”

The item in Scumbag Wang’s hand fell to the ground and rolled several times before stopping.

It was a pretty Snow Leopard Emblem, allowing its user to obtain a rare Snow Leopard Mount…

Hua Feihua pushed Big Boy away, wiped her mouth, and looked at Scumbag Wang in surprise. “Brother Wang’er? Why… Why are you here?”

“I f*cking heard Old Green say you’re here, so I f*cking ran over, all for f*cking you, f*cker…”

Scumbag Wang was getting incoherent.

“Brother Wang’er, is there something you want to tell me?”

“I f*cking… f*cking…”

“Swoosh!”

Scumbag Wang whipped out his kitchen knife and slashed ar Big Boy.

“How dare you touch my woman! You’re f*cking dead!”

“Clack—”

A bolt of black lightning descended from the sky and pegged Scumbag Wang straight in the head. That one hit was enough to knock the kitchen knife out of his hand and reduce his HP to nothing.

Big Boy may be weaker than Li Yi, but compared to Scumbag Wang, the difference between them was practically like heaven and earth. Taking Scumbag Wang down with one hit was as easy as pie to him.

“He has a low level and bad equipment, so you won’t die even if he hits you once. Why’d you kill him?”

Hua Feihua scolded Big Boy angrily and took out her flute, using the Battle Resurrect skill on Scumbag Wang.

“I’ll resurrect him in battle, but you’re not allowed to kill him anymore.”

Big Boy was stunned. Ever since the two of them started dating, Hua Feihua had been nothing but obedient to him. To put it bluntly, if he ordered her to lift her butt, she would not dare to lower it. So why did she dare to scold him today, all over a retard?

The flute began to play, and Scumbag Wang stood up from the ground.

“Clack—”

Big Boy raised his hand and sent another bolt of black lightning crashing down on Scumbag Wang’s head…

“You *sshole, you wanna die?” Scumbag Wang swore from where he lay on the ground.

“Big Boy, what the heck are you doing?!” Hua Feihua shrieked.

That voice was far from flirty…

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