MMO: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

Panda Novel

The first player who stepped into the Soul Gate will obtain a reward of 10 million Gold Coins!

The first player who was hugged by the King of Souls will obtain a reward of 10 million Gold Coins!

The first party to kill the King of Souls will obtain an Epic-level soul mount for each party member as a reward!

The first party to kill the King of Souls in Hell Mode will obtain an Epic-level flying soul mount for each party member as a reward!

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Jiaojiao and her party were merely doing the Advanced Mode, which was one level above the Normal Mode. The Heroic Mode, Regal Mode, and most difficult Hell Mode were also found above the Advanced Mode.

Li Yi and his party, as well as two other guilds, namely the Fluttering Snow Alliance and the Legendary Tribe, were challenging the Hell Mode. No one else aside from these three guilds was involved in challenging that difficulty level.

Shangguan Bailu stared at Li Yi dumbly and asked, “Could the Advanced Mode fight the complete evolution of the King of Souls?”

Li Yi shook his head, entirely dumbfounded. Then, he got into contact with Jiaojiao.

“DId you fight the complete evolution of the King of Souls?”

“Why is that your business?” The smug Jiaojiao did not behave to please him.

“I’m being very serious here. Was it the complete evolution of the King of Souls?”

“I’m being very serious too. Am I amazing? Am I great? Ferocious? Handsome? Godlike?”

“Here’s a big fat ‘no’ to your face!”

Li Yi was so pissed at Jiaojiao that he had barked out a laugh. He knew in his heart that this Lil’ Chill was being stupid again, so he stopped contacting her. Instead, he went to contact Sister Windcloud Nine.

Sister Windcloud Nine was truly a person that was great to talk to. She would answer whatever questions that Li Yi asked, and did not even try to conceal anything from him.

“It’s the complete evolution… Six of us had cleared it…”

“Six of you?” Li Yi was shocked.

“Did you record a video of your fight? Send it to me, I want to watch it?”

“What video?” Sister Windcloud Nine was being naive again.”

“I… I- #%^@&#%” ¹ Li Yi could not muster any reply to that.

Now, everyone was going through this dungeon for the first time. Only one party had managed to defeat the King of Souls in its complete evolution, and it was Jiaojiao and Sister Windcloud Nine’s party. If they could get their hands on the video that recorded the party’s success in the battle and watch it, it will definitely help their efforts in accomplishing twice as much work when compared to their initial position.

The Hell Mode was just the ultra-enhanced version of the Normal Mode. In actuality, the two modes share a highly interconnected relationship, and they could definitely gather many valuable experiences if they could draw inferences from that video.

“Jiaojiao, did you record a video of the battle?” Li Yi went to Jiaojiao once again and asked.

“With my superb intellect, what do you think my answer would be?”

“Quick, send it to me!”

“Call me your sister!” ¹

“Stop with this calling b*llshit. Stop playing around and send it to me as soon as possible. I need it urgently.”

“I won’t send it to you if you don’t call me as your sister.”

“F*ck you!”

“Pah!”

Li Yi was so angry after being denied by Jiaojiao that he was a hair away from barging into the bedroom and f*cking her right then and there. However, he understood that Jiaojiao was a person that can be persuaded by reason but not be cowed by force. She would be persuaded if you were to take the soft approach, but she would be as hardheaded as a bull if you were to try to bully your way through. If he were to force his way through her, she would never let up over her dead body…

Aih, Sister Nine was such a naturally slow-witted person that she did not even know what a video was.

After some thoughts, Li Yi sent a private message to The Cat that Sings.

“Do you have the level-clear video?”

“Yeah.”

“Send it to me.”

“Okay.”

After a while, The Cat that Sings did not send the video. Instead, she had finally got to her senses and asked, “Who are you?”

“I’m Lil’ Jiao’s husband.”

“Why can’t you just say that you’re Dark Wing? F*ck you and your d*ckish antics.”

“…” Li Yi was speechless.

“Name a price. I intend to make an exclusive purchase of that video of yours.”

“You want to buy the video’s exclusive rights? Are you stupid? Your Lil’ Jiao had recorded the video too. The naive and dumb lady was also with you, no?”

Li Yi was stubborn. “Don’t bother with that. I want to buy the exclusivity here!”

Li Yi was feeling quite dejected that he, a transmigrator, had to buy the video of the battle from someone else. However, he had no other choice; his area of specialty was solo-clearing, not party dungeons. On top of that, he did not have any contact with any Light and Darkness Instances in his past life. At that point in time, he was busy being ‘world-famous’. Who would dare to blatantly party with a swindler? Back then, he had no one else aside from Lin Qian…

The Light and Darkness Instances was the most headache-inducing phase for Li Yi. His spring will finally come after this dungeon, when Pantheon finally removes the level cap!

“1000 billion.”

Li Yi blurted, “F*ck off!”

“I’m very occupied right now, so I’ll talk to you later. Ah, f*ck me, there’s so many people here!”

…

Meanwhile, Jiaojiao and five other people were surrounded by a group of people outside the Soul Gate dungeon. They were still riding on the entirely transparent soul mounts that they had just obtained.

One of the Curse Priests from the other party had laid down a Boundary Curse, forcing Jiaojiao and the other five to go into Battle Mode. Now, they could no longer escape from them.

The leading Wizard had a long face. He smiled and said, “I want to buy that level-clear video of yours. Name a price.”

He was the Guild Master of the Legendary Tribe. In the past life, he was one of the top hundred that was chosen for the God Wars. He was Prague, the Ice God.”

Fengxi whistled. “Sister Cat, someone is trying to buy the video from us.”

The Cat that Sings was busy talking with Li Yi, and only realized what was happening when she heard Fengxi’s whistle. When she looked at her surroundings, she found out that the other party had brought over three thousand people with them.

The Cat that Sings gave Prague the middle finger. “F*ck, what if I don’t want to sell it?”

Prague pointed at the crowd behind him and said, “If you don’t sell it to us, you’ll be lying on the ground soon.”

“You’re forcing the purchase? Hahahaha…” The Cat that Sings laughed.

Fengxi also joined in with a chuckle. He stepped forward and gave Prague a once over. Then, he nodded and pointed at his surroundings. “Don’t complain that I did not give you a heads up. You now have 30 seconds to think this over. Give it to us now, or all of you will be lying on the ground later.”

Fengxi tapped the dagger that he was holding onto his other palm. He started a countdown, radiating might and confidence. “The 30-second countdown starts now! 30, 29, 28…”

“10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1!”

The 30-second countdown has elapsed. The members of the Legendary Tribe stood unmoving, leaving Fengxi awkwardly scratching at his head. He turned to look at Sister Cat.

The Cat that Sings spat, “F*ck, why are you trying to act all pretentious at this point in time? Get your ass back here.”

“Hahaha…” Prague imitated Fengxi’s previous actions and took a few steps forward. He then declared, “I’ll give you 30 seconds to consider our offer too. However, I will not recite the countdown. Once 30 seconds had elapsed, my brothers will immediately start attacking.”

Before The Cat that Sings could reply, Sister Windcloud Nine suddenly launched an attack despite standing at the side all this while. She had released a Group Fear spell.

Skull signs had appeared above the heads of Prague and a few of those who were in close proximity with him. They started to run randomly around the area…

“Blizzard!”

“Meteor Volcano!”

Sister Windcloud Nine’s abrupt attack had triggered the battle to happen before its intended time.

“He who strikes first gains the advantage. That’s what my husband told me.”

Hundreds of different magic landed onto Sister Windcloud Nine, killing her on the spot.

“Fight!” The Cat that Sings threw dozens of huge bombs with a wave of her hand. At the same time, she lowered her body slightly and disappeared with Stealth.

Fengxi went into Stealth too. Jiaojiao, on the other hand, activated Immortal Body to withstand the attacks. She then released the Undead Army.

Hundreds of ghouls crawled out from the ground and pounced at the enemies in a frenzied state.

Out of Print and Ding Dingdong attacked too. However, they did not manage to survive long either. They could only activate Invincibility during that time. The moment the skill had ended, both of them were already lying on the ground.

“Hey, ice wizard, I’ll go around to your left and use Garrotte and Scrape…”

Thousands of players from the Legendary Tribe had cast their magic at once. Fengxi’s sentence was cut off, and he was not heard from anymore…

Plop. A corpse lied on the ground. Who else was it if not Fengxi.

“That’s what you get for acting all pretentious! We could have immediately fought them from the start! Why are you f*cking fronting all the time?”

The Cat that Sings sneered angrily. This had caused her to accidentally reveal her location, and hundreds of attacks were thrown at her immediately.

“Hundred Flowers Bloom!”

It was impossible for her to evade these attacks that came at her from all direction. In desperation, The Cat that Sings had voluntarily revealed her location to use an Epic-level Explosive Thief skill.

Hundred Flowers Bloom and the Overlord Arrow share the same rank among skills. Both of them were considered as the few strongest skills within Level 100.

The hundreds of huge bombs were flung out to the crowd as if the heavenly maids had just scattered blossoms to the ground. Continuous booms and explosions were heard after that. That single skill had taken out more than a thousand players from the picture…

The Cat that Sings lied down too. Soon after that, Queen Jiao could no longer hold on any longer. She had died a tragic death under the joint attack from the Legendary Tribe.

Ding!

“Are you selling the level-clear video? Name me a price. I want to buy the exclusive rights to the video!”

At that moment, The Cat that Sings had received another message. It was sent by Tyrant Sword King the Fifth from the Fluttering Snow Alliance.

“Exclusivity my ass!”

“5 million!”

“Motherf*cker!”

“10 million!”

“Go away, you son of a b*tch!”

“20 million!”

The Cat that Sings went silent. After a while, she had finally made up her mind and replied, “Alright, that’s a deal!”

System Notification: [The user of this private chat has blacklisted you.]

The Cat that Sings was enraged. “I’ll f*ck your mother up!”

While he was still lying on the ground, Fengxi said to the people around him, “I’ll give you another chance. Don’t spawn camp me, or you’ll definitely regret it.”

No one in the Legendary Tribe was looking at him. Instead, all of their eyes were on The Cat that Sings.

Who would pay attention to an opponent that could be killed with just one skill?

Prague pointed at The Cat that Sings. “Wizards, put down Fire Walls. Keep a close eye on this Cat. Do not ever let her get back up.”

Dozens of Fire Walls were placed on the corpse of The Cat that Sings. With that, if she dared to stand up, she would be killed within a second.

Prague said, “If you don’t want to be camped on by us for days on end, this is the time for negotiation. 5 million Gold Coins, and I’m buying the exclusive rights to the video.”

The Cat that Sings was furious. “You have now royally pissed me off. This is no longer an issue about money. Clean your ass and wait to be f*cked!”

Fengxi continued with an astonished gasp and asked, “Sister Cat, didn’t you say that your biggest dream was to earn money from the game?”

The Cat that Sings became even more infuriated. “Can’t I act all pretentious too?”

Meanwhile, Jiaojiao started to contact Li Yi while Sister Windcloud Nine was calling to her husband for help…

“Lil’ Yizi, come and help me…”

“Hubby, I’m killed by others…”

…

Five minutes later,

Scumbag Wang led eight hundred Huashan men and hurried to the scene. He was scolding and cursing as he arrived…

“Who the heck dared to kill my Sister Cat? Who dared to kill my third brother? Brothers, kill them!”