MMO: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

Panda Novel

“Hey, can you go easy on me?”

Defiant Xiaoxiao flashed Li Yi a sweet smile as she waved her delicate short bow.

Li Yi returned her smile and immediately forfeited, teleporting away shortly after.

He did not dare to get onto Defiant Xiaoxiao’s bad side, because he had experienced her terror first-hand in his previous life.

Back then, the lady had camped at Grizzly Bear Hills for nearly a month in order to capture ‘Violent Bear King’. Furthermore, she would indiscriminately kill whoever that approached the spot, regardless of their class.

Li Yi was among her victims, and in a fit of rage, Li Yi slew the Violent Bear King that Defiant Xiaoxiao intended to catch, causing her to become enraged herself. Using a Level 10 Purple Quality Short Bow, she scoured the world to hunt down Li Yi…

Customization based on aesthetics was fine and all, but the problem was, what good would looking attractive do if the equipment itself was unpractical? Who could she even kill?

Li Yi finished her off with a single stab. She had lost spectacularly, but then, she started to cry, and Li Yi remembered himself yearning for death back then. From that day onwards, whenever he encountered Defiant Xiaoxiao, he would keep his distance.

Li Yi was sent to another arena, but alas, there was nobody in front of him. He had to temporarily wait for the system to arrange him an opponent.

“Ding!”

System Notification: [Defiant Xiaoxiao has sent you a friend request.]

Li Yi was momentarily stunned, but he did not respond.

Ding! Ding!

Not long after, a private message was sent over, and when he clicked it, he noticed that the sender was: Defiant Xiaoxiao.

“You’re that Dark Wing guy who my brother speaks of aren’t you? Orange Quality Bow and a helmet with horns, haha, my guess is spot on, right?”

Li Yi: “…”

“I heard that you’re strong, is that true?”

“Are you stronger than my brother? I always hear my brother mentioning you, it really makes me curious…”

“Why aren’t you responding? Don’t tell me that you’ve already blacklisted me?”

Li Yi continued keeping silent. His bloody lesson from the past had already taught him that one must never entertain this woman who seems as harmless as a dove…

“If you really dare to blacklist me, I…I…I…I’ll cry in front of you!”

Li Yi remained silent, but he discreetly dragged Defiant Xiaoxiao’s name into the blacklist. With that, she could no longer message Li Yi.

A Summoner teleported over. After greeting each other courteously, the battle began.

“Dark Wing, why aren’t you answering me? How have I wronged you? Tell me why…”

At that instant, a string of texts appeared on the World Channel. The sender? Defiant Xiaoxiao.

‘How have I wronged you…’

The connotation of that particular sentence was sexually ambiguous, and Li Yi was instantly flabbergasted.

One stone gives rise to many waves, ¹ and the World Channel instantly erupted…

“What? What? Dark Wing strikes again?”

“How many girlfriends does Dark Wing have now? Anyone wants to help me count…”

“Dirty, truly dirty. To think that he forced the little lady to find him through the World Channel. Is this how the Invincible Continent’s Number One Player acts?”

Seeing the rapid updates in the World Channel, Li Yi’s mind went blank. He did not move a muscle, and he did not even notice himself being killed by the Summoner…

Defiant Xiaoxiao had only just shouted in the World Channel but caused countless people to message him. Jiaojiao, Confused Fox, Little Elf from the Magical Realm and the rest were hardly worth mentioning, but the one that made Li Yi felt the most awkward, was a message from Defiantly Tyrannical himself…

Though Defiantly Tyrannical had already lost, his stubborn personality had prevented him from ever taking the initiative to contact Li Yi. As such, this was the first time that he had contacted Li Yi out of his own accord ever since Three Major Guild Alliance’s heavy defeat to the Iron Alliance.

“Dark Wing! Let me warn you, I don’t care how you treat me, but if you dare to lay a single finger on my sister, I-I won’t let you off easily!”

‘F*cking hell! I knew that meeting her was bad luck!’

Li Yi mourned.

“Dark Wing! Why aren’t you answering me? How have I angered you? Tell me, tell me!”

Defiant Xiaoxiao’s second message appeared on the World Channel.

Li Yi brought Defiant Xiaoxiao’s name out of the blacklist and messaged her.

“I’m still fighting in the arena. Tell me, how am I supposed to respond?”

“You could’ve said earlier, you pushed me to the brink of tears…”

Li Yi: “…”

“So, who’s better, you or my brother?”

After pondering on it for a long time, he still did not know how to put it for her. What could he say? If he said that he was the better one, she would definitely respond with, “And why’s that?”, but if he were to say that her brother was superior, she would answer with, “Really?”

Responding to her inquiries would result in endless torment, but that was true even if he ignored her.

“Actually, your brother’s stronger than me. However, we have our loss and wins. Sometimes I end up victorious, and sometimes your brother does. There’s no true answer.”

After giving it enough thought, Li Yi squeezed out two perfectly structured replies and chuckled as he sent the message to her. In his heart, he thought, ‘You can’t reply to this, can’t you?’

“Haha, I see. Oh yeah, how many pets do you have now? Are they cute?”

“…”

‘Should I respond?’

“Five pets, none of them are cute.”

“Liar, hmph!”

“Why aren’t you responding again?”

“I’m fighting someone now. I no longer have time to entertain you. Maybe next time, byee.”

“Oh, if that’s the case, then fine. I’ll message you again later.” There was a smiley face accompanying her message.

Li Yi was worried out of his mind.

He continued battling randomly, but even so, he had yet to encounter Fengxi even after half an hour of battling. Thus, all he could do was log out with exasperation.

On the second day, when he logged back in, he had received over 300 voice messages, and the ringing from the notifications was driving him mad.

He simply clicked on one of the messages, and after browsing a few threads in the official page and understanding the situation, he was furious.

It had only been a single night, but once again, his fame had shaken the world of Pantheon once again. The degree of spiciness of his actions had surpassed even that of Soul Gate.

[Dark Wing and Defiant Xiaoxiao’s Unspeakable Secret]

[Her Name’s Xiaoxiao, but she’s … Actually Not Small at All] ¹

…

Threads like that had sprouted everywhere, plastering the front page, and astounding anyone who laid eyes on them. Li Yi however, was brought to the brink of tears when he saw them.

After logging out that night, Defiant Xiaoxiao was reprimanded by her brother, and she received a harsh lesson from him, that she was never again to approach Li Yi…

As a result, the wronged lady sent a message to the World Channel, and its contents were as follows: “Dark Wing made me cry…”

‘Made me cry!’

That word alone had sent Li Yi’s alarms ringing.

There were more than 300 messages, but he had deleted them all. There was no need to read them or care about who sent them, as he estimated that their contents were roughly similar. He supposed that there were all inquiries on what had happened.

What happened? If anything had really happened, Li Yi would have admitted it, but the problem now was that there was no such event. So, who could blame him if he’s feeling helpless now…

Li Yi had spent a whole day in the arena, but he had also spent a whole day seeing his name on the World Channel.

Right now, to the world, he truly was the embodiment of his nickname, Perverted God.

Even if he wanted to explain, who would believe him? Especially after Defiant Xiaoxiao stating that he ‘made her cry’, and not ‘frustrated her so much that she cried’.

That night, while he was eating dinner, Li Yi felt the constant gaze of Lin Qian, and it unnerved him. Finally, when Jiaojiao and Fire Ice had gone to wash the dishes, he could no longer withstand it and he said, “I really don’t know that Defiant Xiaoxiao, I…”

Lin Qian nodded with a serious expression. “I believe you.”

“Really?”

“Of course.” Lin Qian nodded and stated, “You see, you already have around seven to eight girlfriends, right?”

“That’s not true, there’s…”

Lin Qian waved him off, interrupting his rebuttal. She continued, “You’ve already admitted having so many girlfriends, so would it really matter if you add Defiant Xiaoxiao into the list?”

Li Yi was dumbfounded.

“If you truly had a relationship with her, then you wouldn’t act this way. Instead, you would gleefully state, ‘Yeah, it’s true.’”

“You’ve echoed my thoughts…”

Li Yi rushed forward, clasped Qian’er’s hands and shook them energetically.

Jiaojiao walked out and was greeted with that sight. She instantly coughed, “Oi, it’s only been a few days and you guys are already so close.”

Lin Qian gave a faint grin. “Lil Jiao, let me sleep with you tonight.”

A cold shudder ran down Jiaojiao’s spine, and she hurriedly rushed back into the kitchen.

Li Yi asked, “Weird, Lil Jiao has a daring personality, so why’s she afraid of sleeping with you?”

“Because I…” Lin Qian gave Li Yi a lopsided grin and followed it up with, “Don’t judge based on my appearance as a woman. Actually, while my upper half might be that of a woman’s, my lower part is actually… a man’s. So, I’m warning you now that you shouldn’t hit on me. Otherwise, I’ll r*p”e your anus, and make it throb.”

Seeing Lin Qian’s serious expression, Li Yi could not help but to stifle a laugh. “Your bottom half’s a male’s? I only know that your bottom’s …”

Li Yi was halfway through his sentence when he saw Lin Qian’s grave expression. Fortunately for him, he reacted in time and managed to change his sentence into, “re-resplendent…”

“Was it Lil Jiao who told you that…” Lin Qian gritted her teeth as she got the words out. It felt as if a raging flame was burning behind her…

“Lil Jiao told me what?”

“Nothing, I doubt that she would dare to tell you that. Hmph! Just remember that I’m a she-male, so don’t even think about hitting on me.”

Li Yi pouted, “I don’t have any interests in she-males to begin with.”

Lin Qian was no she-male, and in this world, no one was clearer about this than Li Yi. After all, one must know that the chick with big-tits did not just have a spectacular figure, she also had a habit, which was her tendency to sleep at home naked… Li Yi had seen her body almost every day, so why would not he be able to tell whether she was a male or female? Using those fake words to stuff his mouth was truly slick of him.

Li Yi rubbed Qian’er Adam’s apple. “Wow, brother she-male.”

Enraged, Lin Qian shouted, “You-you’re the she-male. Hmph! Hmph! What’re you trying to do!?”

“I’m suddenly curious about the body of a she-male. Could you take off your pants and give me a peek?”

“Hehe…Hehe…”

Lin Qian rose from her seat and walked into the kitchen with her chest held high. Not long after, the screams of Jiaojiao and Fire Ice rang out from the kitchen.

During midnight, Li Yi, Jiaojiao, Qian’er, and Fire Ice logged in at the same time and headed to Soul Gate’s entrance.

Half a month had come and gone, and Soul Gate was now reset. They could now enter.

Compared to their first time where they needed to ‘rub the ball’, they only needed to gently touch the ‘Teleportation Orb’ to be transported into the gate, since they had already entered Soul Gate once.

This time, Li Yi and his party entered Soul Corridor effortlessly…

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