MMO: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

Panda Novel

With a glint in his eyes, Li Yi grabbed ahold of the woman on the other side of the door and seized her by the waist, dragging her into the living room.

“What are you doing? What are you doing? Help, help, let go of me, wahhh…”

The woman with huge boobs put up a fight, trying to break free of Li Yi. Li Yi steadfastly lugged her all the way to the living hall and tossed her onto the couch.

“Take off your clothes.”

“No,” The woman with huge boobs subconsciously covered up her bosoms.

Li Yi was infuriated, “Are you going to take them off?”

“No means no.”

“No, huh? I’ll help you take them off then!”

“Help! There’s a bully! A pervert! A rapist!” The bountiful woman shouted at the sight of Li Yi making a move.

Climbing on top of the voluptuous woman, Li Yi restrained her hands with his knees and tore open her blouse.

Underneath the clothes, a metal underwire presented itself before Li Yi. Reaching out to remove it, Li Yi let out a sigh of relief.

“Lil Chili, you scared me there. I thought you went to enlarge your boobs.”

This busty woman was Jiaojiao. Would Li Yi dare to do what he did if it was any other woman?

Jiaojiao snorted, “I’m interested in enhancing my breasts, but I guess keeping them natural is best.”

Li Yi glared at her, “If you dare to surgically enhance them, I will dump you.”

“Don’t you like them big?” Jiaojiao blinked her naive eyes. The innocent look was quite identical to Sister Nine.

“I like good ol’ natural apples.”

Li Yi extended his arms to cop a feel, prompting Jiaojiao to push him away with a giggle and run off covering her chest.

“Good ol’ natural apples forbids fondling.”

“Humph humph, it’s not up to you to decide. Your boyfriend is here today to check if these beautiful apples been messed around by their owner.”

Li Yi rubbed his palms together, chuckling as he moved forward while Jiaojiao was displaying her warding-off-pervs pose.

With a sudden recollection, Jiaojiao moved a few steps back and shook her head, “We’ve got to stop fooling around, I have something serious to talk to you about.”

“What about?”

“Wait for me.”

Jiaojiao flashed a mysterious smile and ran out. It was not long before she entered pulling a woman with each arm.

One of them was Fire Ice, there was nothing out of the ordinary there, but the other woman left Li Yi bewildered and pleasantly surprised.

It was Qian’er…

Li Yi looked at Lin Qin with his jaw dropped, losing the ability to speak.

He finally understood the truth behind Jiaojiao playing a chesty woman.

“This is my friend, Lin Qian, Ice’s new roommate. Mr. Landlord, please take care of us.”

Jiaojiao pulled Qian’er over to greet Li Yi with a bow and intentionally had Qian’er linger a little longer as she bent down, Li Yi was awestruck.

Qian’er’s boobs were huge but she never wore anything revealing, hiding her little girls under wraps. Li Yi could never forget the shocking feeling those super huge papayas caused the first time they faced each other naked.

Qian’er forced a smile at Li Yi, “What a coincidence, heh.”

Ever since she backed out of renting Li Yi’s place, Qian’er had been in search of other houses. She once mentioned this to Lil Jiao and Ice and after a long search and persuasion from the both, she came here.

“Ice and I will be renting in full. No change in rent and we will both be paying equally. Any objection?”

“Not at all.”

“Thank you!”

Li Yi looked at Jiaojiao and realized she was winking at him. It was obvious she was bragging about how swiftly she had handled it.

Li Yi secretly gave Jiaojiao the thumbs up.

With Lin Qian moving in, Li Yi as the landlord offered to move her stuff upstairs.

Jiaojiao suggested, “Let’s celebrate tonight.”

“Great, it’ll be my treat,” Lin Qian clapped her hands.

The party of four left home and went to a hotel for a huge meal. By the time they arrived home, the three ladies were red in the face, having had a little drink though none of them drank too much.

Jiaojiao wrapped her arms around Li Yi’s neck and bit on his ear, “Lil Yi’zi, you’ll be alone tonight.”

“You’re going to sleep together with them?

“Yeah, I’ll be sacrificing myself to help you win Big-tits over.”

“Right, then why do I think you’ll be eaten up by Big-tits instead?”

“Patoooi, we’ll see who’s the boss of that,” Jiaojiao viciously bit Li Yi’s ear.

“Ah…”

“An earring for you, it’s free,” Thrilled to see a row of teeth marks on Li Yi’s ear, Jiaojiao secretly planted a kiss and ran off with a blushing face.

Li Yi frustratedly waved his fist, “Lil Chili, you’ll be eating my lollipop tonight!”

Fire Ice joined in, “Guild Master, what are you giving Jiaojiao?”

Jiaojiao hung off Fire Ice’s neck, “Do you want to eat?”

“Yeah…”

Jiaojiao stretched her hand out to Li Yi, “Lil Yi’zi, take it out so Ice can have a lick.”

“Scram!”

…

When the clock struck midnight, Jiaojiao and Fire Ice were bombarding his doorbell, waking Li Yi up.

“What’s up?”

Li Yi opened the door while Jiaojiao and Fire Ice ran into his bedroom without saying a word…

Li Yi laughed out loud, “I told you, you can’t beat her, yet you still wanted to go through with it. Can’t do it anymore huh?”

“That was terrifying, how terrifying…” Mumbling out loud, Jiaojiao covered her head under the sheets.

…

Lin Qian’s presence left Li Yi in a joyous mood for days. He was originally concerned that Qian’er’s course of life would be different from his past life but now it seemed all his troubles were for nothing.

While waiting for the Soul Gate dungeon to reset, Li Yi brought Chen Yang for a stroll around Curse Land every day. Around the sixth or seventh trip, they finally encountered a rare elite Green Robe.

Fatty, with enthusiasm, summoned his Ice Queen to slaughter the rare elite Green Robe. Not only did he finally get his hands on a piece of Summoner’s Crystal Shard of Foreignland, but he also managed to loot a Curse Book Part Three.

“Brother Yi, what a lucky day huh? Hahahaha…”

Chen Yang was grinning from ear to ear. Out of the Curse Books’ three parts, Curse Book Part Three dropped by rare elite Green Robe was the most valuable.

“Continue with your quest. You can auction off Curse Book and the money will all go to you.”

Leaving these words, Li Yi teleported away.

The scene was changed to a forest where a group of players in common clothes ran around with their wooden swords.

Li Yi had arrived in Newbie Village.

Taking out the Divine Looking Glass, Li Yi entered Fengxi’s name but was disappointed to find the player information was inaccessible.

The few failed ambushes on Fengxi had ignited Li Yi’s competitiveness. Since the incident of Chen Yang getting killed by Fengxi, he grew more curious about Huashan’s third-in-line boss.

The Ice Queen had not frozen voluntarily back then. Instead, it had been due to some special equipment Fengxi had that suppressed her.

“Brother Dark Wing’s here~”

“Hello, Brother Dark Wing!”

With a group of alt account players waving at him, Li Yi smiled and nodded in response.

Due to his curiosity about Fengxi, Li Yi had been around Newbie Village every day, becoming familiar with these alt account players.

“Brother Dark Wing, coordinates 1521155:1543111, Fengxi’s killing alt accounts!”

An alt account player named Loose Summoner sent him a private message.

Li Yi did not give it a second thought as he teleported over under Camouflage.

Tst —

With a few Summoners in common clothes lying on the ground, the Explosive Thief in black, Fengxi raised his head to the sky and sighed.

“I’m Fengxi, if you desire revenge, you can look for me anytime.”

“Revenge, you ass! If my level was the same as yours, I would kill all b*itches like you!” The alt account player, Loose Summoner had a foul mouth.

Fengxi shook his head, “Are levels that important? If you’re stronger than me, even if you’re Level 0 and I’m Level 100, I would still lose…”

Loose Summoner was enraged, “F*ck off! If I’m Level 100 and you’re Level 0, I would torture you to death!”

“God Mode!”

After consuming a bottle of Fury Potion, Li Yi aimed his Orange Quality Bow at Fengxi from behind and drew seven arrows.

“Overlord Arrow! Overlord Arrow! Overlord Arrow! Overlord Arrow…”

Tst tst tst tst tst —

Seven golden arrows slammed into Fengxi at almost the same time. In order to take down Fengxi with one hit, Li Yi adjusted his strength while firing to have these seven golden arrows flying at a similar velocity. This way, even if Fengxi could log off during battle, he would not be able to escape such high damage.

Pft tst —

The seven golden arrows struck Fengxi in the head. Before Fengxi could even finish speaking, piles of overlapping damage numbers emerged above his head, plummeting his HP down to zero and smacked onto the ground with a thump.

Dead!

“Is he dead?”

Even Li Yi was stunned by his success. He felt his success came… too easily.

“Hahaha, motherf*cker! Who’s the cocky b*tch now? Who’s your daddy?” Loose Summoner was elated.

“Hahaha, payback’s a b*tch, you alt-account-killing *ss!”

A bunch of alt account summoners ran their mouth at Fengxi who was lying on the ground. As for Fengxi, he just remained there listening intently without releasing his soul.

Li Yi walked towards Fengxi to check on his state. He was dead.

Fengxi leisurely sighed, “A loser that only knows how to sneak attack.”

“Who’s the loser?” Li Yi was dumbstruck.

“You, of course.”

“Me?” Li Yi was confused.

“I’ve killed you 189 times, are you not a loser?”

“189… times?” Li Yi was greatly astonished by Fengxi’s words. He could count with his fingers the number of times he had been killed since he started Pantheon so how could he have been killed 189 times?

“If I were to stand up now, I’ll Scrape, Garrotte, Tendon-tear… and finish you off with Finishing Blow. Then I would have killed you 190 times.”

“What are you waiting for then? Stand up. Let’s have a fair fight and if you win, I’ll acknowledge you.”

“Hehe, you’re already on your knees before we’ve started. How can I attack you now?”

“What?” Li Yi had the urge to ram his head against a wall. It seemed that he only paid attention to the last sentence.

“Get up, let’s have a fair fight. I’ll let you resurrect and heal. No ambush.”

Li Yi stepped back a few times and gestured Fengxi to get up.

Fengxi was quiet for a while before sighing, “You’ve lost…”

Li Yi’s body stiffened…

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