MMO: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

Panda Novel

Scumbag Wang ran over and squatted by the corpse of Tyrant Sword King the Fifth and studied it for a very long time. Then, he said, “Sister Cat, did we kill the wrong person? Didn’t you say that the person rode a golden horse and had a golden bow?”

“His name was correct though, Tyrant Sword King the Fifth.” The Cat that Sings pointed at the name that was floating above Tyrant Sword King the Fifth’s head.

“Oh, then it must be correct.” Scumbag Wang was relieved.

“Leader Scum, something seems off, no? Sister Cat initially said that the person was riding on a golden horse and had a golden bow. However, this person was obviously a Warrior, no?” Lonely Perfume approached them.

“Remember!” Scumbag Wang immediately schooled his expression into one of seriousness. Then, he pointed at The Cat that Sings and said, “Although Sister Cat was not from Huashan, she definitely has illicit relations with us that are in Huashan…”

Slap!

The Cat that Sings raised her hand to slap Scumbag Wang hard on the face.

“If you dare to speak of such nonsense again, I’ll hit you to death immediately!”

All of Scumbag Wang’s subordinates all rushed over and stood obediently at the side to watch the scene unfold.

Usually, these subordinates of Scumbag Wang would have lost control the moment Scumbag Wang was slapped in the face. However, today was different; all of Huashan was smiling gleefully, and it was evident that they were not surprised by the turn of events.

Even Scumbag Wang himself was grinning underneath his hand that covered his mouth. “Sister Cat, you have good strength in your hands. Do you often grip your husband and move him up and down?”

The Cat that Sings stared confusingly. “What do you mean by gripping and moving my husband up and down?”

Scumbag Wang raised his voice and hollered, “If Sister Cat says that nothing is wrong, then there sure is nothing wrong with this. Do you hear me clearly?”

“Loud and clear!” yelled all of the Huashan people.

Lonely Perfume stood dumbly and was feeling dumbfounded. However, he no longer had the courage to simply speak anymore, lest Leader Scum feels that it was appropriate to order him to go and mess around with Fengxi again. He could no longer withstand that ordeal…

The Cat that Sings circled the body of Tyrant Sword King the Fifth twice and narrowed her eyes. “Is the art of disguise present in the King of Pantheon?”

“Sister Cat, what’s going on?”

“This person has the right name, but both his appearance and his class was not entirely accurate.”

“Could it be that there were two people that assaulted you, and one took the front while the other one came to you from the back? That guy with the golden horse and golden bow have perhaps hugged you from the front, while this guy went at you from the back…” Scumbag Wang gestured with his hands while he spoke.

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap…

The people in Huashan Guild applauded furiously and praised Scumbag Wang’s intelligence.

“Leader Scum is truly an impressive man to be able to think of this.”

“That’s right, his thoughts and considerations are so wide that not even a drop of water could escape his mind.”

“Of course, why else would Leader Scum be the man he is? Why would you stay ordinary yourself, and why would I be my ordinary self too? Why would he be extraordinary?”

…

The Cat that Sings shook her head in silence. After long contemplation, she stomped on the ground and grumbled, “Ah, forget it. I’d much rather kill a thousand men than to miss a single guilty person. I’ll deal with him first!”

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth lied on the ground, entirely perplexed by what he had heard. How would he be able to understand the nuances in this situation?

Just when the Huashan Guild was busy analyzing whether it was one man or two people that attacked Sister Cat, Tyrant Sword King the Fifth grabbed the chance to jump up from his corpse. Then, he activated the Weapon Mastery and slammed into The Cat that Sings with a Charge.

He did not expect to be killed just now. It was already too late when he had finally understood what was happening.

“Blade Storm!”

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth started spinning his body around to continuously slash at his surroundings.

Blade Storm was a full attack skill. Aside from increasing a fixed amount of his attack power, Tyrant Sword King the Fifth had activated the Weapon Mastery so that his attack power could be increased as his slash count increased.

In the blink of an eye, over twenty people from Huashan was already lying on the ground. The Cat that Sings took quick steps backward while the HP bar above her head dropped without stopping. It did not take long for her to have only half of her Health left.

“Fury Explosion!”

Right at the moment of crisis, Scumbag Wang charged forward and promptly threw Tyrant Sword King the Fifth away with gurgling, explosive Blood Vapor.

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth quickly drank a bottle of Divine Essence and raised the Sky Splitter high with his hands. Then, he swung it down with all his might.

“Scree——”

A blade mark scarred the ground. The trade-off for Scumbag Wang’s Fury Explosion was a third of his Health. He did not have much HP left to begin with, and yet he did not dodge when he saw the blade’s shockwave approaching. Instead, he positioned the Mountain-splitting Sword horizontally before him, fully intending to take the impact of the blade’s shockwave head on.

The blade’s shockwave pierced through Scumbag Wang’s body. Instead of sustaining one-off damage, he had experienced continuous damage from the attack.

Bam!

Scumbang Wang crumpled to the ground and died.

“Sister Cat has gifted me such a weak sword that could not even block a shockwave,” sighed Scumbag Wang helplessly on the ground.

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth did not attack The Cat that Sings after he had eliminated Scumbag Wang. Instead, he barged into the lines of the people of the Huashan Guild and started hacking and slashing away at them.

His damage power was incredibly terrifying, and since Huashan Guild consisted of people with widely different capabilities, he was taking down at least one person with each of his slashes. In a blink of an eye, another thirty-something people were on the ground again.

The Huashan battalion finally retaliated. A frenzy of attacks were all thrown mindlessly at Tyrant Sword King the Fifth, such as small fireballs, small windblades, small wooden arrows, small ice projectiles, and small black balls…

There was a saying that said that many ants can kill the elephant. Even though Tyrant Sword King the Fifth was brutal, he could not stand against the savage and indiscriminate bombing and attacks of more than 800 people. The Cat that Sings was also among the attackers too.

Amidst the chaotic battle, The Cat that Sings took out a glowing red grenade that was bigger than a basketball. This was a Goblin Engineering Ultimate Grenade, and she threw it right at Tyrant Sword King the Fifth’s feet.

Swish!

Boom!

An earth-shaking great bang was heard. Tyrant Sword King the Fifth did not lose too much of his Health, but three abnormal statuses had appeared above his head, namely Disorient, Confusion, and Blind. He had completely lost control over his body and started to spin around on his own axis.

It was anticlimactic after that. The people of Huashan Guild worked together, and soon Tyrant Sword King the FIfth was defeated once again.

Scumbag Wang returned from corpse running and was immediately reprimanded by The Cat that Sings. “Wang’zi, you still need to work on this standard of yours. How can it be that the leader was the one to die first at the start of combat?”

“I’m not the leader, I’m just the second-in-charge.”

” Second? You hate it when people were to call you as an idiot? ¹ ”

“Even if I hate it, I couldn’t do anything about it…” Scumbag Wang scratched his head.

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth came back after corpse running and checked his surroundings. He did not choose to resurrect himself and had sent a message in his guild to ask for help.

Call for more manpower!

The Fluttering Snow Alliance had several times more in numbers when compared to Huashan guild.

During the stalemate, a ball of fire slammed onto the Huashan crowd. Instead of dissipating after it had landed on the ground, it started to roar ablaze.

This was the skill of the Wizard class, the Fire Wall Spell!

“Who the h*ck started a fire for no reason? F*ck, be careful of your attack mode, brother. You’ve burnt me!”

“Who’ve started this fire? I’m already dead!”

A commotion had started among the people of Huashan. No one realized that the ball of fire did not originate from the crowd but had come from a faraway place instead.

Another ball of fire flew towards the crowd, and the Fire Wall has expanded further. When Fire Walls were erected at all four corners, one fire cloud suddenly appeared in the air, and fireballs were shot to the ground below, crackling and popping as they flew.

Meteor Volcano!

With the Fire Walls on the ground and the fireballs raining from above, the Huashan people collapsed like dominos as they were bombarded. It only took them a second to lose more than 100 people.

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth grabbed the opportunity to stand and drink a bottle of Divine Essence. Then, he used Blade Storm to barge into the crowd and start another killing spree.

The number of Fire Walls on the floor kept increasing. Even if Tyrant Sword King the Fifth were fine within it, the same could not be said about the people from Huashan. Half of their Health would be gone if they were to step onto the fire. The attack power of the spellcaster was too strong.

The Cat that Sings rode on a rocket and rushed to the west side of the battle…

She was not trying to escape. Instead, her actions stemmed from the fact that she had realized that the spellcaster must have been hiding within the ruins located at the west.

Swoosh!

A grenade was thrown, and the hidden spellcaster had finally revealed themselves from the ruins.

A redhead in a black outfit, pale skin, big boobs, and a drop-dead gorgeous face. Who else was it if it was not Lin Qian?

“All accomplices of Tyrant Sword King the Fifth deserves to die!”

The Cat that Sings thundered and rushed forward by riding on the rocket. Then, she stood with Qian’er an area away from the main crowd…

On the other hand, Qian’er’s fire magic has indirectly allowed Tyrant Sword King the Fifth to rise from his disadvantage. He stood within the Fire Walls and swung his sword around, further increasing the casualties of the Huashan people.

A Weapon Warrior’s Weapon Mastery was a very overpowered skill that would increase a player’s attack power the more combo hits were made. In other words, the faster the combo, the quicker the temporary attack power can be increased. Initially, Tyrant Sword King the Fifth could only kill a Huashan person after two to three hits, but soon he was able to kill a whole group of them with just one strike.

At this time, three other Ice Wizards have joined the battle, and all of them were from the Fluttering Snow Alliance.

Huashan Guild stood no chance against the electric fan of fire and ice. Their advantage in numbers was entirely nullified. Soon, all of them were already lying on the floor.

The Cat that Sings and Qian’er were still fighting each other. Their capabilities did not differ much from each other, which caused their fight to drag on. Each of them only had half of their HP bar, and there was no way to gauge who among them had the upper hand.

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth charged forward and slammed into The Cat that Sings. After Qian’er and he had combined forces, The Cat that Sings no longer could hold her ground. Soon, she was killed by Qian’er.

“These bunch of people are quite a hassle to handle.” Tyrant Sword King the Fifth wiped off the sweat on his head and chuckled heartily at Qian’er.

“Fire Assault!”

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Qian’er’s staff waved slightly. Four large fireballs then bombarded onto Tyrant Sword King the Fifth’s body.

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth collapsed onto the floor. A flash of purple flew out of his body, signifying that his Sky Splitter had dropped after his death.

“Younger sister, what are you doing?” Tyrant Sword King the Fifth that was currently lying on the floor was extremely dumbfounded.

Before this, Qian’er was the one that initiated the party request. She had also cast the Fire Walls to help him out of his predicament. He never once dreamt that Qian’er would attack him.

Qian’er snorted, “Just looking at your name was enough to make me hate you!”

“Heh heh, I thought that there must be something wrong, or something must have happened. The whole reason why I chose this name was to compliment you. Who knew that you would choose to be called as Ouyang Qian instead of Gongsun Chian?”

“You clearly know why I was called Ouyang Qian. How could it be possible that you don’t know about it? The reason that I had run away from home… Hmph, stop pretending to be ignorant!”

Qian’er summoned her mount and went into the Conquer Instance Dungeons.

“Why?” Puzzled, Tyrant Sword King the Fifth howled. No one answered him, but Qian’er were already far away.

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth had resurrected himself through running his corpse. He squatted by the Sky Splitter that he dropped and had become absentminded when he was absorbed with his thoughts.

“Woo woo!”

A shadow darted towards him and slammed himself accurately onto Tyrant Sword King the Fifth with a Charge. Then, he took advantage of Tyrant Sword King the Fifth’s Disorient and grabbed the Sky Splitter that was just by his side. Both of his hands flashed white, and with three consecutive bangs, the Sky Splitter had transformed into ashes and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

This was the result of the Decomposition Skill of the lowest grade…

Sky Splitter, the uber legendary weapon worth millions, was gone just like that…

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth was stunned. He had poured in an insurmountable amount of effort just to get the Sky Splitter.

“Tyrant Sword King the Fifth, offending Sister Cat is just as worse as offending the boss. If you offend the boss, you must die. Do you understand?”

The voice screeched sharply, and the owner of the voice could anger others to death with just his mouth. The person who had destroyed the Sky Splitter was Scumbag Wang!

“Kill him!”

Tyrant Sword King the Fifth roared, still lying on the ground.