MMO: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

Panda Novel

With five alt accounts lying in the forest, Huashan’s third in command, Fengxi struck his classic pose, leaving behind only his receding figure to these five players.

Fixating his gaze at Fengxi, Li Yi suddenly called to mind Scumbag Wang’s love of such poses.

“Is there enmity between us both?” The newbie player lying on the ground asked after a spiteful rage.

“Nope,” Fengxi’s tone was steady.

“Do you know me?”

“Nope.”

“We don’t have any enmity nor grudge between us, plus we belong to the same camp. It’s fine if you kill me once or twice but you motherf*cking came after me for a month. Don’t you think it’s over the top?”

“Nope.”

“F*ck, shouldn’t you need a reason to kill?”

Fengxi did not answer and only gazed deep into the sky as he let out a sigh.

It was then these five alt accounts stood up in unison to make a break for it. Fengxi’s movement was as sleek as a shadow, forcing these five alt accounts down on their backs with a white flash of his blade.

“WTF, man? We don’t have equipment nor levels. What’s the point of you killing us?”

The five alt accounts started running their mouths but Fengxi was calm as he maintained his position of gazing into the sky, without a clue what was running through his head.

“Why are you killing me? Give me a reason…” One of the alt account players was at the verge of bawling his eyes out.

“Yes, give me a reason, even if it’s because you have a thing about killing alt accounts!”

“Being killed for no reason at all and can’t even escape after running my corpse for a month over nothing, I’m all riled up…”

The five alt account were airing out their sufferings.

Fengxi was still not saying a word and kept his calm composure. The words of the five alt accounts did not shake him one bit.

Szh— Szh— Szh— Szh— Szh—

Li Yi could not hold it in any longer and initiated God Mode as he drew his bow to fire ten Elimination arrows at Fengxi.

Li Yi was still upset not having to kill this piece of sh*t the last time so he was ready to go all out this time.

Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh…

Thump thump thump thump…

Just as Li Yi’s arrows were about to hit Fengxi, he mysteriously disappeared, leaving the arrows to sink into the tree bark.

This was not Stealth but rather, Fengxi had logged off in advance.

Li Yi was in shock as he was not sure whether Fengxi had seen this move coming or happened to be a mere coincidence. It was nothing of concern if it was the latter but it would be alarming if it was the former…

There was a 10-seconds countdown to log off so if Fengxi did indeed predicted it, he would have known at least eight seconds ago that Li Yi was about to shoot him…

F*ck… This sh*thead!

Huashan Fengxi was a nobody in the past life. The most eye-catching character of them all was only Scumbag Wang… WTH was going on…

Li Yi’s mind was filled with doubts.

“Hahahaha, that idiot went offline. We’ve saved, hahaha…”

“OMG, who shot the arrows? I’m so grateful.”

The five alt accounts stood up one after another, leaping with joy.

Li Yi walked over.

“Oh f*ck, Orange Quality weapon, this person’s the bomb!”

“I’ve seen this person before, he… he’s, he’s Dark Wing, our No. 1 expert of Invincible Continent.”

Out of the five alt account players, one of them recognized Dark Wing.

The five alt account players ran towards Li Yi to express their gratitude.

“The person who killed you earlier, is he your nemesis?” asked Li Yi.

“What nemesis? No, we don’t even know him. That person is a motherf*cking mad dog.”

“Yeah, a mad dog. F*ck, he killed us wherever we went and pursued us for almost a month. If it weren’t for you, we probably still be lying down there.”

The five alt accounts were swearing endlessly, letting out the anger harbored within.

Anyone would dwell in dreariness after being camped for a month for no apparent reason.

A player with a pale face dejectedly said, “We don’t know that idiot Fengxi, nor did we knew each other but even though we gained nothing after being killed that by that idiot for a month, at least we became best friends.”

Li Yi was curious, “So you five aren’t together?”

“Yeah…” The quintet nodded.

Could it be that Fengxi just has a thing about killing alt accounts?

Li Yi just could not wrap his head around this.

“The five of us swore to camp that idiot Fengxi every day once our level gets higher. F*ck, we all play Summoners so we’ll get our pets to do our bidding during spawn camp…”

Li Yi cut off that newbie player, “Wait, all five of you are Summoners?”

That newbie player nodded, “Yes, although we only just mastered Soul Staff Technique now, but we are Summoners.”

All Summoners?

Li Yi recalled the few alt account players Fengxi killed the last time also held a quarterstaff-like weapon specified to the Summoning class. Those players that he spared did not seem to belong to the Summoning class…

Could it be that Fengxi only killed players in the Summoning class?

“Don’t tell me that idiot was killing us because we’re playing a Summoner character?” Triggered by Li Yi’s words, that alt account player came to conclusion.

Li Yi shook his head, “I’m not sure myself. It’s better you leave, I should be going about my way now.”

“We can’t express how thankful we are, hopefully, we’ll meet again in the future!”

The five alt account players exchanged words of courtesy and cupped their hands in salutation before escaping out of the forest with their quarterstaff…

Li Yi summoned Black-feathered Golden Eagle to round the forest at low altitude in search of a suitable spot to place the eagle eggs.

After flying for about twenty minutes, Li Yi finally found the perfect spot.

It was an unknown tree with thin and long branches.

Placing the eagle eggs on top of the branches, Li Yi shook it a couple of times to ensure these eggs would not fall before leaving the place with his heart at ease.

These eagle eggs should hatch after two weeks.

Li Yi was about to return to the city when he heard a help request from the regional channel, “Is Brother Dark Wing around? That idiot is back, sob sob sob, we’re camped by him again.”

Li Yi sent a private message to the newbie player, “Coordinates!”

“123556: 987771!”

Li Yi immediately teleported to the coordinates.

On an empty field, the five alt account players were scattered on the ground. This lot was pretty dumb to remain together instead of separating as they fled. Great, they were all dead together.

Li Yi activated Heart of a Clear Mirror state but found no trace of Fengxi.

“Where’s Fengxi?”

“He ran when I shouted…”

Li Yi summoned Onyxia to scour the area from the sky.

There were players cursing in the regional channel and the curse recipient was still Fengxi. Of course, it was because he was out trampling on alt accounts…

Li Yi rounded the sky on Onyxia and found three alt accounts lying in Newbie Village. Each one of them was carrying a quarterstaff and belonged to the summoning class.

Near the Newbie Village, there were still dozens of players of other classes roaming around. However, they were alive with nothing out of the ordinary.

Indeed, Fengxi, that idiot was hunting the summoning class and leaving the other classes alone.

As Li Yi was searching for Fengxi with great focus, he bumped into an acquaintance midair.

Riding a Blue-horned Griffin was Defiantly Tyrannical.

Brother Tyrannical, what an honor meeting you,” Li Yi chuckled as he cupped his hands in salutation.

Defiantly Tyrannical let out a cold snort and ignored him. He rode his Blue-horned Griffin to patrol the ground below.

“Who is Brother Tyrannical looking for?”

“It’s none of your business.”

“Hehehe, it is. Please continue.”

Li Yi ordered Onyxia to follow Defiantly Tyrannical.

He stalked Defiantly Tyrannical because he had nothing better to do and two, he was afraid Defiantly Tyrannical might somehow discover his eagle eggs by chance, though the chances were slim, it was still plausible.

Li Yi tailed him for a while until Defiantly Tyrannical was infuriated and raised his pitch-black staff at him, “What are you trying to do? Challenge me? C’mon then!”

“I’m only curious about what you’re searching for.”

“I’m looking for a c*nt who’s out killing alt accounts. If you don’t want to mind your business, let’s settle it now!”

Li Yi’s eyes lighted up, “Is that alt-account-killing c*nt called Fengxi?”

“You know him?” Defiantly Tyrannical narrowed his eyes.

“I’m looking for him too.”

Defiantly Tyrannical was stunned and followed up with a question, “Did he kill your men too?”

“A lot of them,” Li Yi nodded. He was not bluffing. There were over a million members in Iron Alliance and at least thousands of Iron Alliance alt accounts were killed by Fengxi.

Defiantly Tyrannical cursed, “This bastard is so hateful yet cunning. I’ve been looking for him but he manages to escape each time.

“Let’s split up to look for him then.”

“Okay, I’ll team up with you for now but watch your back. If I find you almost dead, I won’t hesitate to give the final stab.”

“The same to you.”

Seeing Defiantly Tyrannical launching a search in the opposite direction of the eagle eggs, Li Yi’s mind was put to rest. He then took out Divine Looking Glass to enter Fengxi.

System Notification: [Unable to extract player’s information…]

F*ck me!

Why couldn’t he check his record? He could do it the last time though?

Li Yi tried entering Defiantly Tyrannical for a test run and the information emerged through Divine Looking Glass, putting all attributes excluding special skills of Defiantly Tyrannical’s equipment on display.

Divine Looking Glass was not damaged so there was only one reason a player’s information could not be examined — the concerned player has a special tool that was able to block Divine Looking Glass from prying.

Li Yi made two rounds but came up empty. He received the same news when asking Defiantly Tyrannical. Fengxi seemed to have vanished into thin air.

“F*ck, I’m going to assemble people and play the waiting game with him here. I don’t believe I can’t take him down,” Defiantly Tyrannical’s stubbornness was acting up.

“Don’t, it’s not worth it. I heard that your eight major cities were taken by Huashan. If you take your men to take care of Fengxi, you might…”

“What do you mean? You think I’m afraid of Huashan’s group of idiots?” Defiantly Tyrannical was hot with emotion.

“I’m not saying you’re afraid but it’s a fact, Brother Tyrannical.”

“F*ck fact. That bunch of Huashan idiot’s piece of sh*t. I was merely schemed against by someone else.”

“Someone else?”

“I don’t have time for you,” Defiantly Tyrannical spat and rode his Blue-horned Griffin to fly away.

Defiantly Tyrannical put all his energy to continue his search for Fengxi. Li Yi has lost interest so he teleported back to the city.

With all frost materials collected, refining Inextinguishable Tinder was first priority!