Miss Kaguya Wants Me To Confess

"First ask where Senpai and Chika-chan are." Ai Hayasaka was next to him to give advice, deliberately making trouble, "It's better to call directly, seniors they are busy, maybe they don't have time to read the information." "

"What are you busy with, so you don't have time to read the news!"

Shinomiya Kaguya couldn't help but complain.

But...... Hanamari has a point.

The message may not be visible, and it is impossible to hear the ringing of the phone, right?

Shinomiya Kaguya pursed his pink lips and dialed Yumiya Natsuki's phone.

A moment later.

Miss Sha Sculpture put down her mobile phone, and her eyebrows frowned slightly: "No one answered the phone... Something should be busy, right? "

"Well, there is another possibility..." Ai Hayasaka stretched out a slender jade finger, lest the world be chaotic, "If I see a phone call that I don't want to answer, I will pretend not to see it." "

Shinomiya Kaguya: "...!! "

So, it's not that you're busy, but don't want to answer the phone?

What the hell is the president doing so that he doesn't want to answer his call?

Lonely men and widows, sharing a room, and a hotel that specializes in that kind of thing... No way!

The president is not... Fujiwara is not such a casual girl!

Shinomiya Kaguya tensed his pretty face and called Fujiwara Chika again.

This time.

The call was successfully connected.

It's just that Shinomiya Kaguya hasn't spoken, and there is a rapid breathing sound on the other end of the phone.

"Whew... Call...... No, no..."

It was Secretary Qianhua's voice.

It sounds quite distressing and uncomfortable.

Fujiwara Chika's voice continued: "It hurts... No, but it's comfortable..."

Snap.

The eldest lady of the sand sculpture opened her beautiful eyes, and her heart was dazed.

What are the president and Chika doing?

Why does it hurt?

And why is it comfortable?

The book says that the first time it will hurt, and then it will be very comfortable, difficult, can it be said...

Snap.

Shinomiya Kaguya only felt his head spinning, and the mobile phone slipped from his hand and fell on the sofa.

"Huh?"

Ai Hayasaka was equally taken aback.

Did the satyr senior really make a move on Fujiwara?

No way!

The satyr senior may be a carnivore, but Chika is definitely not, unless he drinks fake wine!

Wait a minute.

I heard that there is a free drink supply in the love hotel, and the two people will not be idle and bored, really drink the bar?

Because I drank alcohol, I would be drunk and messy...

At this time, the voice of Yugong Xiaki came from the mobile phone: "If not, you will stop and rest." "

The highlights in the eyes of the sand sculpture lady disappeared little by little.

"It's the president's voice..."

The president is obviously by Chika's side, but he doesn't answer his own phone ... So it's not busy, it's clear that you don't want to answer the phone, right?

"Quick, hurry up and give me..." Fujiwara Chika's voice was anxious, with a hint of pleading, "The mouth is going to break." "

This was followed by the sound of grumbling and swallowing, as if drinking too quickly, and a choked cough sounded.

"Ahem, ahem..."

Ai Hayasaka's eyes widened and she looked at the phone that had fallen on the sofa in shock.

What the hell are you doing to make your mouth break?

And that grunting voice... That's too much!

"Whew..."

Fujiwara Chika's voice came from the mobile phone with a long sigh of relief: "I survived, I almost died just now." "

Ai Hayasaka couldn't help but shout in her heart: It's obviously the first time, it's you guys who played too intensely!

Immediately followed by the voice of Yugong Xia Shu: "Give, wipe your tears yourself, and say so much on your mouth, as a result, two mouthfuls will not work, shame." "

Hayasaka's heart jumped: "... Even tears came out, it's too exaggerated. "

The voice of Yugong Xiaki came again: "Hey, you're calling?" "

"Did Kaguya-chan call me just now...," Chika Fujiwara said as she inhaled, "Moxi Moshi, Kaguya-chan?" Why don't you talk all the time? "

The highlight in the eyes of the sand sculpture lady has dissipated, and when she heard this, she slowly lowered her head, looked at the mobile phone on the sofa, and said in a faint voice:

"Talking disturbs you, will you be annoyed?"

When Yugong Xia Shu heard this, he looked at the mobile phone, and only felt a danger quietly coming.

So what's with the dark tone?

Why do I feel that the back of my neck is inexplicably a little cold?

Yugong Xia Shu's heart moved, took out his mobile phone, and found that there was a missed call from Miss Sand Sculpture on his mobile phone.

Buzzing.

The phone vibrates softly and a message pops up.

"Senior, you're finished."

Natsuki Yumiy: "..."

Although I don't know why it suddenly ended, it was obviously a misunderstanding.

Taking a deep breath, Natsuki Yumiya sent a message to Hayasaka: "Are you by Kaguya's side? "

Ai Hayasaka: "That's right, I listened to the live phone with Miss all the time." "

What does live phone call mean?

I am not a minotaur warrior, and I will not feel happy at all on the live phone!

"Pick up the video."

Yugong Xiuki decisively sent a video invitation.

Fortunately, Ai Hayasaka did not refuse, and the video chat soon opened.

"You see clearly, don't stain people's innocence."

Natsuki Yumiya held up his mobile phone to show his surroundings clearly.

"Huh?"

Ai Hayasaka blinked her eyes in surprise, then sat down next to Miss Sand Sculpture and handed the phone over: "Kaguya-chan, we misunderstood Senpai." "

Shinomiya Kaguya's eyelashes trembled slightly, his gaze fell to his mobile phone, and he quickly saw the two of Yumiya Natsuki and Chika.

Among them, Fujiwara Chika has a ponytail, her pretty face is red, her eyes are full of tears, and she is still sticking out her tongue.

Yumiya Natsuki sat next to him, with beads of sweat on his forehead.

That's not the point.

The point is that the clothes on the two are neat, and there are other people around.

"Kaguya-san, we're eating outside." Yumiya Natsuki said hello, turned his mobile phone, and faced the table, and he could see a pot of fiery red tofu dishes, "Mapo tofu." "

"It's Chen Mapo Tofu." Fujiwara Chika leaned her face into the camera and spat out the tip of her tongue, "It's so spicy, it's almost spicy to death." "

Mapo tofu is known to be a popular dish in Hijima and can be seen everywhere.

Just to cater to the taste of the people of Hijima, the mapo tofu taste will be sweet, not spicy at all.

In the restaurants of Celestial Empire cuisine, there are generally two kinds of mapo tofu on the menu, one is the sweet mapo tofu that suits most people's tastes, and the other is the real hot taste.

Seeing clearly the environment in which the two were located, the highlight in Shinomiya Kaguya's eyes reappeared: "Aren't you in a love hotel, why are you eating mapo tofu outside?" "

"Ahem...," Fujiwara Chika coughed lightly, a little weak, "I won't be able to open the theater until twelve o'clock, it's too boring, so I came out to eat." "

Natsuki Yumiya added next to him:

"I was eating takoyaki, but suddenly I saw a few office workers coming out of a restaurant with tears in their eyes, and Chika had to come over to challenge Mapo Tofu, saying that she was very spicy ... As it turned out, she couldn't. "

Fujiwara Chika puffed out her cheeks: "The mapo tofu in this restaurant is too spicy, don't you also drink water all the time." "

"I just went to pour water and didn't see the phone." Yumiya Natsuki looked at the sand sculpture lady in the video and raised the water cup in his hand, "Kaguya-san want to come over?" "

"Kaguya-chan, let's come and play." Fujiwara Chika hurriedly said, "Two people are too boring. "

This is a lie.

It's too scary.

Worried that he would be bullied by the interrogation of Natsuki Yumi.

The highlight in Shinomiya Kaguya's eyes has been lit up again, and his voice has returned to cold and beautiful, and he did not continue to remain reserved, and said directly:

"Tell me the address, I'll go right away."

“......"

Shinomiya Kaguya naturally did not come alone, and he was followed by a junior sister Hayasaka.

When the two came over, Natsuki Yumiya and Chika were still in the restaurant.

Then under the strong recommendation of Chika Fujiwara, I ordered a new Chen Mapo tofu for Kaguya and Hayasaka to experience.

So there were two more girls with red faces and tears in the restaurant.

"Kaguya-chan, it tastes good, right?"

Chika Fujiwara supported her chin with her hands and smiled brightly, "Of course, good things must be shared with everyone." "

"Sharing is false, I want everyone to suffer with you is true!"

Shinomiya Kaguya saw his friend's true thoughts at a glance.

"There's no such thing as that." Fujiwara Chika refused to admit, "Kaguya-chan, you tell the truth, how does this mapo tofu taste?" "

"It's spicy...," Shinomiya Kaguya spat out the tip of his pink tongue and exhaled softly, "But... And it's a little addictive. "

Ai Hayasaka wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and ate another piece of mapo tofu: "It's so spicy... I heard that people who love to eat spicy have masochistic physiques? "

"Take a sip." Yugong Xia Shu handed the water cup over, "Spicy is not taste, but a sense of pain, this pain will stimulate the brain, so that the brain secretes dopamine, and dopamine is one of the sources of human happiness, so the more you eat, the happier you are, and it has nothing to do with masochistic physique." "

"I'll pack one and take it away later." Mrs. Kaguya said next to her, "I want to eat too." "

Click.

Looking at Hayasaka and Kaguya sitting together, tearful. Yugong Xia Shu couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and take a photo to commemorate it.

"Photo deleted." Shinomiya Kaguya hurriedly raised his hand to cover his cheek, "It's a shame to look teary!" "

Yugong Natsuki took another photo and said truthfully:

"It's obviously cute."

"But, cute or something..."

The tips of the sand sculpture lady's ears quickly turned red, and a word was easily broken.

The president actually praised me for being cute... Happy, but I don't say.

Ai Hayasaka fanned the flames next to him: "The senior is very skilled, this sentence has already been said to Chika-chan, right?" "

Shinomiya Kaguya's face froze and regained his defensive posture.

Yumiya Natsuki silently looked at Hayasaka and said in a low tone:

"Sorry, you know too much."

“......"

When I left the restaurant, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

As the night gets darker, there are also many fewer pedestrians on the street.

The three of Natsuki and Kaguya blew a cool evening breeze and walked back to the love hotel.

There is no front desk, no need to register identity information, perfect protection of the privacy of guests, Yugong Xia Shu took three girls, all the way back to the room unimpeded, obviously the room is full, there are still no other guests on the road.

"This is the prison-themed room we live in, exactly like the interrogation room in the movie." Chika Fujiwara took off her shoes, "I sweated a lot, I was so uncomfortable... Kaguya-chan, do you want to take a bath together? "

"I've seen it, the bathtub is big enough to take a bubble bath together."

"Don't." Shinomiya Kaguya clasped his hands in front of his chest and vetoed, "I'll wash myself later." "

Don't take a bath with the Oppais, you won't be happy all night.

Chika Fujiwara turned his head and said, "What about Hanamaru-chan?" Do you want to wash it together? "

Ai Hasaka also smiled and refused: "I still like to take a bath alone." "

"Okay then." Fujiwara Chika was a little regretful, "I still want everyone to rub each other's backs." "

Natsuki Yumiya said next to him:

"I can..."

"Star-"

Miss Sand Sculpture tilted her head and smiled, "What can the president do?" "

Ai Hayasaka mended the knife: "Shouldn't it be to help wipe your back?" "

"Do not stain the innocence of the people." Yugong Xia Shu said seriously, "I just wanted to say can you let me wash first, you girls take a bath too slowly." "

"Liar." Ai Hayasaka said mercilessly, "When Senior spoke just now, his nostrils became bigger. "

You are enough, and you are not a funny comic book character, how can your nostrils become bigger at every turn!

"Okay, don't pretend." Yugong Xia Shu chose to tell the truth, and exposed his scumbag nature in front of the sand sculpture lady step by step, "Actually, I want everyone to wash together..."

"Bah!"

"Indecent!"

"Guilty, seppuku let's do it!"

“......"

Two monks carried water to drink, three monks had no water to drink, and after two more girls appeared in the room, nothing happened.

After everyone washed up and talked for a while, they unconsciously arrived at midnight.

"It's time to open the theater."

Yumiya Natsuki took out the jack-o'-lantern, looked at the three of Kaguya, and asked, "What rules are better to set today?" "

"The rules can be conservative..." Shinomiya Kaguya pursed his pink lips and proposed, "People who hold their heads and squat to defend will not be harmed?" "

"Yes."

Fujiwara Chika is more concerned about another thing: "Those guests who are pulled in will not be in danger, right?" "

"No, you can turn on Protected Mode." Yugong Xia Shu said, "For them, everything they experience in the theater is like a particularly clear and real dream. "

"That's good."

Chika Fujiwara put her heart down.

No one will have an accident in the theater, so you can play with peace of mind.

After deliberating, Natsuki Yumiya opened the Midnight Theater and chose the current hotel as the stage.

The blue flames swept quietly, quickly covering the entire room, and then continued to spread until the entire love hotel was enveloped.

The light suddenly dimmed, and the heterospatial isotope of the love hotel was quickly constructed.

"Master?"

A puzzled shout sounded in the room, it was the little loli selling matches.

Next to the maid Lori, there is also a black hair covered by Miss Sadako.

Suddenly coming to the strange hotel from the TV, Miss Sadako panicked slightly, until she saw Natsuki Yumiya and relaxed, and a slightly expectant voice came from under her black hair:

"Mahjong..."

All day long, either eat or play mahjong, don't forget the identity of your employee!

"Don't play mahjong today." Yugong Xia Shu said, "It's time to work. "

"Hmm?"

Miss Sadako's black hair trembled, obviously a little dazed.

"Sadako-chan, here's the thing..."

Chika Fujiwara enthusiastically stepped forward to explain tonight's plan of action.

"Senior, I found a problem." Ai Hasaka said suddenly.

Yugong Xia Shu looked over: "What problem?" "

"The theater only has two employees." Ai Hayasaka whispered, "Alice is still a child, and Miss Sadako is a social terrorist, they can't scare a few people, right?" "

"Makes sense." Yugong Xia Shu nodded, "There are not enough employees, so we can only play in person." "

"Huh?"

"In humans, it's normal for a few inner ghosts to appear."

Ai Hayasaka: "..."

Meanwhile.

Chika Fujiwara had already conveyed the content of her work to Miss Sadako: "Act instinctively, but do not hurt guests, do not make physical contact. "

Natsuki Yumiya added next to him:

"If you want to pinch people, let me endure, otherwise you will be combed every day."

Miss Sadako hurriedly shook her head, indicating obedience, and preparing for the food and mahjong.

Every room has a television, and one of the abilities of this Sadako is to shuttle through the TV, quickly burrow into the TV, and disappear into the room.

"Master, I have to work too." The maid Lori raised her little face and tried to prove her worth.

Yugong Xia Shu touched the little head of the maid Lori: "Just eat snacks." "

Let the little maid be scary, ten are not worth a single Miss Sadako.

"Master..." the little girl suddenly pulled something out of the pocket of the maid's skirt and offered it with both hands, "This is the match I made." "

"Huh? Match? "

Yugong Xia Shu looked down in surprise, looked at the box of matches in the hand of the maid Lori, and suddenly remembered.

When I first recruited the maid Lori, the excuse was to let her make matches, but I didn't expect it to be made.

"I'll take a look."

Yugong Xia Shu took the match curiously, and the identification content quickly appeared in front of him.

【Item: Handmade matches】

【Type: Consumables】

[Effect: After ignition, all the grievances and monsters in the light of the fire will be quieted]

[Note: Sir, do you want to buy matches?] 】

"It works very well." Yugong Xia Shu's eyes lit up, and he looked down at the maid Lori, "Alice worked hard." "

Lori, the maid who received the praise, quickly bent her eyes: "It's not hard." "

Yumiya Natsuki asked again:

"How many matches can Alice make in a day?"

"That..." the maid Lori stretched out a finger cautiously and said nervously, "Alice can only make one match a day... I wanted to fill a box and give it to the owner..."

"I'm happy."

Yugong Xia Shu did not skimp on his praise.

This thing is a bonus, a stable output every day, although not much, but the effect is good, you can't be too greedy.

Shinomiya Kaguya took the match, read the content of the appraisal, and said curiously:

"This is a hidden benefit for employees?"

Ai Hayasaka analyzed: "Miss Sadako may also have hidden feedback, but the seniors bullied her every day, and the favorability was not enough, so she did not unlock it." "

"I can't hear a sound." Chika Fujiwara was lying on the wall, her ears pressed against the wall, "I don't know what happened next door, Miss Sadako won't be too shy to leave the TV, right?" "

As soon as the words fell, a scream suddenly sounded next door, even if it was the soundproofing measures of the love hotel, it still could not be prevented, and it came faintly.

Yugong Xia Shu plucked his ears: "It turns out that the sound insulation of the hotel is not as good as expected." "

"Is it possible that ..." Ai Hayasaka objected, "is the screams next door too intense?" "

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