Miss Kaguya Wants Me To Confess

"Doctor, please teach me!"

The young man bowed ninety degrees and humbly sought advice.

"Then I'll teach you the first thing first..." Yugong Natsuki said with his left hand Furumi, right-handed senior sister, incarnated as a spiritual teacher, "Apologize earnestly." "

"Huh?"

The young man was stunned, and said, "But I did such an excessive thing, even if I apologize, they won't forgive me, right?" "

Yugong Xia Shu raised his eyebrows, "You apologized?" "

“...... No. "

"Then how do you know that they won't forgive you?"

“......"

"Do you know where you're wrong?" Yugong Xia Shu's expression was serious, "It's not that you dated three girls at the same time, but your concealment and deception. "

"If you are threatened by a bad girl in your class with a notebook, tell your senior sister at the first time, it is likely that nothing will happen, because you are a victim of coercion."

"But you chose to cheat and conceal, and that's the source of disappointment."

“......"

The chai knife boy had no words to refute.

Yugong Xia Shu said in a deep voice:

"I want everyone to forgive you, and after seeing them, you will take a seat as soon as possible."

"Wait, whatever..."

"The chief can all sit down, why can't you?" Yugong Natsuki asked rhetorically, "Doesn't it feel a bit shameful?" "

"I, I didn't..."

The young man with a sword was a little weak-hearted.

"I'll teach you the second thing now." Yugong Xia Shu stretched out two fingers, "If you want to be a harem scumbag, you have to be brazen, is your girlfriend important, or is face important?" "

"That..."

The sword boy is a sword.

Bang!

Yugong Xia Shu slapped the table: "Answer me loudly!" "

"Girlfriends are more important!"

The young man hurriedly sat up straight and replied loudly.

"Good." Yugong Xia Shu smiled and nodded, "As long as you are brazen enough, you are already half successful." "

"Yes, Doctor!"

Zi Anyan: "..."

Sure enough, something went wrong, right?

The teenager on the other side is a grudge, why do you obey you like a schoolboy!

"There is nothing in the world that cannot be solved, and such a big accident as a nuclear power plant leak is just a dirt seat on TV, what is your little thing?"

Yugong Xia Shu continued to teach life lessons, "If you can't sit down once, then twice, if you can't do it twice, then three times, until they are willing to talk to you." "

"I..." Yugong Natsuki sighed in a sighing tone, hugging the senior sister and Furumi-san in his arms, "It was this method that I was forgiven by everyone. "

(I didn't forgive you!) ）

(If you want to be a harem scumbag and socialize with everyone at the same time, how can you easily forgive you!) ）

Zi Anyan puffed out her cheeks slightly when she heard this, and couldn't help but glance at Xia Shu of the Rain Palace.

But let's be honest... Actually, not very angry.

If everyone is just an ordinary person, then single-mindedness is the basic requirement, and any cheating behavior cannot be forgiven.

However, everyone is the unlucky egg player chosen by the survival game.

Before each entry into the quest, everyone in the support group prays silently, because no one can guarantee that they will survive 100%.

A few copies, everyone is truly life and death, in the face of transcending the fetters of life and death, the fact that junior junior wants to open a harem is not so unforgivable.

Of course, it will not be easy to agree.

"Doctor, what's next?"

With Senior Sister and Furumi in front of him, coupled with the life experience taught by Yugong Natsuki, the Shiba Dao boy can't wait to know what to do later.

"What's next..." Yugong Natsuki continued to hug left and right, "There is no free lunch in the world, Kobayashi-kun has enough money on him, right?" "

The chai knife boy suddenly became nervous: "I don't have any money on me." "

"Then there is no way." Yugong Xia Shu sighed regretfully, "Tang Sanzang took the scriptures from the Western Heavens, and when he got the scriptures from the Buddha, he still had to pay for it." "

"Doctor, please teach me!"

The chai knife boy has begun to panic, without a life mentor, how to make three girlfriends change their minds, or even communicate together, is completely impossible.

"I have some personal matters to deal with, but I can't separate myself for a while." Yugong Natsuki muttered, "If you are willing to help..."

"Please let me help!"

"Since you are so sincere, then give you a chance." Yugong Xia Shu nodded slightly, "Now go out first, guard at the door, I don't shout in, don't let anyone in." "

"Yes, Doctor."

The young man bowed respectfully, turned and walked out of the consultation room.

Click.

The door closes.

Zi Anyan quickly stood up and turned around and dodged from the side of Yugong Xia Shu:

"You're really a junior, aren't you?"

Although there are Gumi classmates who endorse it, but with the face of a decadent doctor, it always makes people a little uncomfortable.

"I'm sorry, you recognized the wrong person." Yugong Xia Shu said positively, "I am a terminally ill doctor. "

Senior Sister Yanzi pinched her waist with her right hand, and couldn't help but snort: "You let go of the glass first." "

Yugong Xia Shu untied his disguise, revealed his original appearance, and said speechlessly:

"It's that Furuji can't get up."

“......"

Sinful mushrooms only make people instinctively impulsive, and do not make people lose their memory.

So Furumi-san knew exactly what she had just done.

(Ju, actually took the initiative to kiss the boy's face...) Good shame, good shame, good shame, good shame! ）

(And still in front of Senior Sister Zi Anyan, there is no face to see people again!) ）

The gloomy and cold cleaner form still couldn't see anything, and after lifting the disguise, he found that Furumi-san's face was red to the point of dripping blood, and the water vapor on the top of his head was whistling out, until he covered his cheeks with his hands, and almost hid under the table.

Seeing this scene, Zi Anyan sighed faintly, and couldn't help but come to the Yugong Xia Shu.

No wonder you were so skilled just now, it is clearly the personal experience of the same harem scumbag!

Yugong Xia Shu had already mastered the brazen skill, ignoring Zi Anyan's strange gaze and asked:

"Senior sister, what is the content of your task?"

In the written conversation just now, the main content was the boy of the wood knife, and the plan was agreed, and other things did not have time to be asked.

"My identity is a patient..." Zi Anyan raised her right hand, pinned the falling hair behind her ear, and pursed the pink lip flap, which seemed a little difficult to say, "There is only one task, that is, to ask the attending physician to issue a certificate of no disease." "

Yugong Xia Shu's gaze became subtle: "Is Senior Sister in the psychiatric department?" "

"You guessed it." Zi Anyan sighed helplessly, "It's psychiatry." "

Even in reality, it is extremely difficult for a mentally ill person to prove that he is not sick, let alone in a weird script.

The place where Zi Anyan came was a ward, and after seeing the role task, the whole person was not good, and in the weird hospital, he proved that he was not mentally ill, and it was clear that there was no solution.

Because he is mentally ill, his movement is also restricted, and he is guarded by a special nurse who is not allowed to leave the ward.

When she was at a loss, Zi Anyan saw Furumi-san passing by the door.

Of course, the previous Furumi-san still looked like a gloomy cleaner, but the mushrooms on the top of his head were particularly conspicuous and super easy to identify.

Zi Anyan hurriedly made a voice to attract Furumi-san, and then confirmed each other's identities by means of code words.

When he left, he was also blocked by the nurse guarding the ward, but fortunately, there was a headless JK Xiaokui, and the firewood knife was just waved, so that the grievance nurse obediently closed her mouth.

"That's the way it is."

Zi Anyan sighed softly, looking at the face of the teenager under the light, and his heart quietly settled down.

For some reason, it seemed that as long as Yugong Natsuki was around, the task that seemed desperate suddenly became easier.

"Senior sister's task should not be difficult." Yugong Xia Shu pondered for two seconds, and quickly grasped the key, "It's very difficult to prove that you are not sick, and it is very simple to let others say that you are not sick." "

"Huh? What to do? "

Yugong Xia Shu said casually:

"For example, arrest your attending physician, lock him up and beat him until he issues a disease-free discharge certificate."

Zi Anyan couldn't help but complain:

"That's Doctor Evil Spirit, it's dangerous to use violence."

Rain Palace Natsuki Road:

"Then don't be violent, try to bribe him."

"It's terrible." Senior Sister Yanzi clasped her hands in front of her chest, "It's either violence or bribery, if Junior Jun becomes a politician in the future, he will definitely be able to rise step by step." "

"Senior sister, you are underestimating the dirtiness of politicians."

“......"

After talking for a while, Yugong Xia Shu quickly said:

"Senior sister's task is put aside for the time being, there is still a lot of time, there is no hurry, the main goal next is to find Qianhua them."

"Well, understood."

Zi Anyan nodded slightly, already thinking of a way, "Or grow mushrooms, and then let everyone come to us?" "

"It's the easiest and most effective way." Yumiya Natsuki nodded, looked at Furumi-san, who was autistic next to him, and said, "Glass, come and plant mushrooms." "

“......"

Furumi's delicate body trembled slightly, his eyes were timid, and his feet refused to approach.

"Don't worry, it won't be so coincidental, it's that kind of mushroom twice." Yugong Xia Shu beckoned, "Zhu Zhu, they still don't know where they are, and you don't want everyone to be hurt, right?" "

“......"

Hearing these words, Furumi-san finally made up his mind, took a deep breath, walked to the Rain Palace Natsuki with a shameful face, turned his head to look away, and did not dare to look at each other at all.

Yugong Xia Shu casually planted a mushroom, reached out and touched the top of Furumi-san's head, and then said:

"It's an arrogant mushroom, you can rest assured."

"Whew..."

Hearing that it was an arrogant mushroom, Furumi-san immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

It's okay to be arrogant, in short, don't kiss the boy again!

"Junior Brother-kun, plant a mushroom for me too."

Zi Anyan came over generously, not afraid to grow mushrooms at all.

Yugong Xia Shu nodded and planted another mushroom for Senior Sister.

"I'll see it myself..." Zi Anyan reached out and touched the mushroom on the top of his head, "Well, it's a gluttonous mushroom, it seems that as guessed, the properties of mushrooms are not fixed." "

"Senior sister, you and Furumi acted separately." Yugong Xia Shu said, "Expand the search area so that everyone can find you." "

"I see." Zi Anyan nodded slightly, "Junior Brother-Jun, what about you?" "

"I'll do an experiment first..." Yumiya Natsuki turned his head to look at the door, "Kobayashi-kun, come in." "

Letting go and pushing away, the young man with a firewood knife on his head walked in and said respectfully:

"Doctor, let me do something."

"No hurry." Yugong Xia Shu waved his hand, "Are there any patients outside?" "

The young man nodded, and blood trickled down his cheek: "There is one." "

"Let him in."

"Yes, Doctor."

“......"

A moment later.

A third patient walked in.

It was a young girl wearing glasses and braids, her glasses were broken and covered with blood, and she was obviously hesitant after seeing several people in the consultation room.

"The doctor ... Why so many people? The blood-stained glasses lady's voice was faint, "I don't want my condition to be known by others." "

"Don't worry, just do a verification." Yumiya Natsuki crossed his fingers and smiled, "Little Aoi, close the door." "

Bang.

The door to the consultation room closed, and Headless JK walked in with a kitchen knife in hand.

The glasses lady obviously sensed that the atmosphere was wrong, and turned around to leave: "I don't want to see a doctor." "

"Stop."

Headless JK raised the firewood knife in his hand and blocked the way of the glasses lady, and his voice was faint, "Listen to the doctor finish talking." "

"I don't want to work lately, I just want to lie flat and complete the performance requirements." Yugong Natsuki looked at the glasses lady, "So, can you give me a full praise, and then go to other doctors for consultation?" "

Faced with a room full of fierce gods, the glasses lady was obviously a little nervous, and had no intention of resisting at all: "I'm sorry... Where to give a good review? "

Yugong Xia Shu sighed: "You asked me." "

So far, the task panel has received two positive reviews, one is a headless JK and the other is a wood knife boy, it is clear that this thing should be the subjective evaluation of the patient, and forcing the positive reviews has no effect.

After briefly verifying and finding that it really could not be brushed with praise, Yugong Xia Shu waved his hand helplessly and said:

"Senior sister, you and Furumi can act."

In order to protect the safety of Senior Sister and Furumi, Natsuki Yumiya asked Headless JK and Shiba Dao Boy to follow behind them.

As the consultation room became empty, Yugong Xia Shu's gaze fell on the glasses lady again, and said:

"This patient, please tell me about your condition, please rest assured, as a doctor, I will strictly keep your secrets."

"Hey, hey, hey..."

The glasses lady took off her broken glasses, revealing a pair of pink eyes, which actually looked like two peach hearts, "Doctor, I can't bear it." "

The face of the summer tree in the rain palace does not change color:

"Please speak slowly."

"I have been an honor student since I was a child, and my academic performance was often the first in my grade, until that day, on the way home from school, I picked up a shopping bag on the side of the road, and I don't know why, the ghost sent me to pick things home..." Speaking of this, the girl with twisted braids paused slightly, "The doctor will keep it secret for me, right?" "

"Of course." Natsuki Yumiya pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Please believe in my professional ethics as a doctor... What's inside the bag? "

"It's something that only adults can see, like [beep-], and [beep-]."

Hey, what the hell are you talking about?

Why do prohibited words appear?

The pink light in the braided girl's eyes became more and more intense, and her smile was dangerous: "I hid in the room alone, secretly read everything, and then manually generated electricity, only to know that there are such happy things in the world, especially when I am nervous, I can't bear it at all..."

What does manual power generation mean?

I don't understand it at all!

"Doctor..." the braided girl raised her right hand, there seemed to be [beep-] on her fingers, and a sickly smile appeared on her face, "You will satisfy me, right?" "

Người mua: tak, 14/10/2022 00:22