Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity
144. Licking Dogs Becomes Wolf Warriors! Furious Old Zhu: Lost All Conscience! Skinned Him!
After seeing Zhu Changluo's "full of fatherly love" chat record, everyone wiped their sweat speechlessly...
Zhu Yunwen: "Ah Luo, you look so humble, like licking a dog..."
Zhu Changluo: "Heh, that's why you're shallow, right? I don't just lick one! If you lick one, you're called a dog, and if you lick two, you're called a wolf!"
Zhu Houpao: "I almost forgot that you have two sons, so little Chongzhen, your father often harass you like this?"
Zhu Changluo: "Tsk! Grandpa, what is harassment, I am concerned, okay? Please pay attention to the words!"
Zhu Youjian: "Well, although my father often harass me, but not as often as he harassed my elder brother..."
Zhu Changluo: "Jian'er, let me reiterate, this is caring, not harassment! Also, you say I harass you, no, I don't care about you as much as I care about your elder brother. You are just eating
Yet?"
Zhu Youjian: "No, are you sick?"
Zhu Changluo: "What? You actually asked me if I was sick? Check my son, are you concerned about your father's health? ~ How filial!"
Everyone: "...
Zhu Di: "Chang Luo, remember to eat more walnuts when you go back, it's good for your brain."
Zhu Houzhao: "Relax properly and try more new and exciting things, there are also great benefits!"
Zhu Changluo: "Ah... I don't like black ones."
Zhu Houzhao: "Er...where are you referring to?"
Zhu Jianshen: "I, he... also convinced..."
Zhu Biao: "I almost forgot that I am an administrator. If you do this again, I will be silenced!"
Review continues.
[You waited and waited, looking forward to the stars and the moon, but you never expected Zhu Youxiao to go online. 】
[A few times you saw him online, but after a while, he went offline again. 】
【So, you can't wait for the opportunity to brag. 】
[Facts have proved that bragging is good! 】
【Because you found that the progress of changing rice to mulberry does not seem to be so smooth!】
[Although the memorials presented below always look like the situation is good, they don't show anything about the progress of changing rice into mulberry. 】
[You are old and cunning and found something wrong, so you hurriedly sent imperial envoys to Jiangsu and Zhejiang to check the specific situation! 】
【The result will be found out soon!】
【When you saw the specific situation, you were almost so angry that your blood vessels exploded!】
[Because the situation in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang regions is not as "all smooth" as in the memorial, it has become a pot of porridge for flies!]
[It was originally planned to change all aspects of rice to mulberry, but the reality is that it is already June, and two-thirds of the people have not yet planted mulberry seedlings! 】
【And these people are very resistant to changing rice into mulberry!】
【Facing the strong pressure from the government, they have a need to rather die than submit!】
【After understanding, you will know that the reason why these people are so resistant to changing rice to mulberry is mainly because they have already planted the seedlings before this policy was issued. 】
【To suddenly ask them to pull out the planted seedlings and plant mulberry seedlings that can neither be eaten nor drunk, of course they are not willing. 】
Zhu Houpao: "Oh, by the way, you school, when you gave the order, didn't the people plant the seedlings yet?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Some hands and feet have already been planted."
Zhu Houpao: "Approximately what percentage?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Probably half of them, anyway, quite a lot."
Zhu Houpao: "Then they are all willing to pull out the seedlings and plant mulberry seedlings instead?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Of course some are willing, some are not."
Zhu Houpao: "No, just say it directly, in the end, how many percent of the common people will plant steamed trees instead!"
Zhu Youxiao: "According to 10% of the total, in the end, a total of 70% were replanted with mulberry seedlings.
Zhu Houpao: "No way! The ratio is so high! How could they agree??"
Zhu Di: "No, the people have already planted the seedlings, and they don't want to replant them?"
Zhu Biao: "Although it is unbelievable, I can testify that the people are really willing, and they are all voluntary.
Zhu Youxiao: "I exempted them from taxes and corvee, and gave them a subsidy of ten taels of silver per household. In addition, the Ministry of Agriculture also taught them how to plant. Why don't they want such good treatment? ?”
Zhu Houpao: "I..."
Zhu Di: "This.....it's true..."
Zhu Youxiao: "As long as the treatment is good enough for them and the subsidy is large enough, the common people will naturally be willing to switch to planting mulberry seedlings. After all, planting mulberry is more profitable than planting rice!"
Zhu Houzhao: "So, my brother, it's because you are too small. For the five taels of silver, the gain outweighs the loss, right?"
Zhu Biao: "In fact, money is not the most important thing. The important thing is that there will be no corvee during the Tianqi period, and as long as you are willing to change rice into mulberry, you don't have to pay agricultural tax."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "In this way, the food stored in the people's homes is enough for them to support them until the end of the year when they pick mulberries. Even if it is not enough, there are still ten taels of silver to buy a lot of food!"
Zhu Yunwen: "That's why the old Taoist's homework was completely copied!"
Zhu Houzhao: "A Pao, you made a wrong step, wrong step!"
Zhu Houxi: "...
At this time, Zhu Houxi felt very regretful in his heart...
Originally, I thought I could pretend to be "scheming" in front of the younger generation, but I didn't realize that the plan was all wrong...
It wasn't this that broke him down the most.
It is the powerful harm brought by changing rice to mulberry...
Destroy dikes and flood fields!
If the ancestors find out about such outrageous things, they will call him a grandson!
[Because the common people still have corvee, agricultural tax, and other burdens, adding five taels of silver is really useless. 】
【So the common people are determined and refuse to change the rice into mulberry according to the order of the court!】
[They even organized a group to go to the gate of the government to make trouble, shouting and clamoring to go to the capital, and personally talk to the emperor [ask clearly!]
【There were several times when people gathered to make troubles, even so big that Qi Jiguang led troops to quell the chaos!】
【It can be seen from this that the matter has become so troublesome!】
[Although the officers and soldiers have rights and weapons, there is no way to arrest all the common people. 】
【Firstly, there are too many people causing trouble; secondly, if everyone is arrested, who will plant mulberry seedlings?】
[Since the order to change rice to mulberry was promulgated, the Jiangsu and Zhejiang regions have become a mess. 】
【The officials below were afraid that you, the emperor, would find out and blame you, so they kept it a secret!】
【Help it all the way, everyone knows the details of the matter, only you, the emperor, don't know the truth!】
Zhu Youjian: "Lord Sejong, I'm quite curious. I can understand that the people in the cabinet kept the secret from you, but didn't you let Dongchang and the Supervisor of Rites work together? Could it be possible that even the eunuchs kept the secret from you?"
Zhu Jianshen: "No way, grandson, you can't handle the eunuch?"
Zhu Houpao: "Don't mention it, I'm going to get angry when I think about it! I haven't settled with them yet! These eunuchs dare to collude with the cabinet. I really think that I, the emperor, don't know anything! I will teach them a lesson when I go back! "
Zhu Youxiao: "Even the eunuchs are colluding with the cabinet. If there is no accident, something big will happen next, right?"
Zhu Youxiao's light questioning directly made Zhu Kangpao's scalp tingle...
He is also convinced, why is this kid guessing so accurately...
Zhu Yunwen: "Old Taoist priest, why are you nervous? You can't let Ah Giao guess right?"
Zhu Houzhao: "A Pao, brother knows you are nervous, but don't be nervous first!"
Zhu Youtang: "Azhao, you can comfort people."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "So what's the big deal? Could it be that someone rebelled?"
Zhu Di: "Even if it's a rebellion, it's not a big deal. This kind of thing happens every year, and it's nothing new."
Zhu Youjian: "Indeed, from when the great grandfather lifted the bowl to when I hung the rope, there were rebellions everywhere in the Ming Dynasty. The general environment is like this, there is no way."
Everyone: "...
Review continues.
[When the common people were making trouble, you, the old emperor who was far away in the capital, didn't know anything, and only wanted to brag. 】
[You live a comfortable life in Beijing, but the people in Jiangsu and Zhejiang are suffering. 】
【People are having a hard time, and the government is also having a headache!】
[The mulberry seedlings that should have been planted in March and April have been delayed until May, and only less than 30% of the people actually planted the mulberry seedlings. 】
【Officials in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang regions know very well that if they fail to fulfill the orders issued from above, they will all have to play the game!】
【So they came up with a non-solution method to forcefully change rice into mulberry!】
【This method is: destroy the embankment and flood the fields!】
Zhu Yuanzhang: "What!? Destruction of dikes and flooding of fields???"
Zhu Youjian: "Is it to destroy the good dams and enlarge the water to submerge the crops of the common people?"
Zhu Houzhao: "The dykes are very solidly built. Generally, they will be destroyed by floods only when they have been in disrepair for a long time. It is not so simple to destroy them artificially."
So, how was it destroyed?"
Zhu Youxiao: "It can't be digging with a shovel, if there is no accident, it should be blasted with explosives.
Zhu Yuanzhang: "This group of bastards who have no conscience! They actually used explosives to destroy the dam! What about their conscience!"
Zhu Di: "Old Taoist priest! Did you find out, what kind of thing is inferior to pigs and dogs came up with such a frustrating method!"
Zhu Houpao: "I.....Ancestors, I just heard the news, and the chat group opened before I sent someone to check it..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Remember! After you find out, you will directly punish that person to the nine clans! Pick up his skin as grass, and then spread his skin around!"
0......seeking flowers......
Zhu Houpao: ".....Good Grandfather....I will definitely do it!"
Zhu Youxiao: "I'm afraid that the person who is found out is not the real culprit, but a young man who came out to take the blame.
Zhu Biao: "What you said is correct. If there is no accident, it must be the little guy who came out to take the blame, and the water behind this incident must be very deep."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Then investigate thoroughly! As long as the people involved in the incident! Down to small officials and officials, and to the six cabinet ministries! All are screened! No one is allowed to stay!"
Zhu Biao: "Father, please don't get excited."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Can I not be excited! Those are the seedlings planted by the common people! It's already May and June, and the rice has taken shape! What they destroy is the field! What they destroy is the grain that is about to mature! "
Zhu Yuanzhang was so excited that he jumped into a rage, and his beard almost stood on end!
As the only emperor who has planted land, food is the most important existence for him!
It's hard for him not to be excited about such an unscrupulous thing like destroying dikes and flooding fields!
That is the rice that has been formed, the grain that is about to be harvested!
This is a waste of food!
Seeing that the founder of the country was so angry, all the emperors fell silent, not daring to answer.
After all, if one is not careful, it is easy to make the ancestors even more angry
!
When the time comes, they will be scolded at least, and beaten at worst...
So everyone chose to remain silent.
In the end, the only one who broke the silence was the firefighter and group leader Zhu Youxiao.
And the way he broke the silence was very simple and rude.
I didn't try to persuade my ancestor Zhu Yuanzhang, but directly with four words,
......0...
"Continue to review!"
[The group owner's instruction has been received, and the evaluation continues. 】
【Destroying dikes and flooding fields is an outrageous method that has washed away the seedling fields of the common people!】
【The people who didn't know it thought it was a natural disaster, and they complained endlessly!】
【The officials who did such evil things thought that the common people should honestly switch to planting mulberry seedlings now. 】
[After all, the seedlings have been washed away, and the fields are now empty, so it's time to plant mulberry seedlings obediently. 】
【However, the stubbornness of the people is beyond the imagination of these officials!】
[They underestimated the dependence and thirst of ordinary people for "food". 】
[They who are used to being pampered don't know that the food stored in the people's homes, and even the agricultural tax at the end of the year are almost unable to pay. 】
【When the common people saw that the seedlings they had planted so hard were washed away by the flood, they sighed and hurriedly planted new seedlings. 】
[In the eyes of the common people, it is too late to grow food now, but if we tighten our belts, we will not starve to death next year. 】
【So, in the end, destroying the dikes and flooding the fields not only did not allow the common people to plant mulberry seedlings, but instead caused the common people to suffer innocent disasters!】
【Result of this evaluation: You are an emperor who dares to let go of himself!】
[Knowing that I am copying my homework, but still dare to be myself! 】
[In the end, it was self-defeating, and the subordinates did such unreasonable things as "destroying embankments and flooding fields"!]
【To sum up, you dare to let yourself go!】
【This evaluation has ended, the evaluation score will be announced after all group members evaluate, please wait a moment!】
The evaluation about Zhu Houxi is over.
Zhu Yuanzhang's anger has also reached its peak!
In the end, the co-authorship not only failed to change rice into mulberry, but also caused innocent people to suffer!
In addition, the imperial court will issue a large amount of disaster relief funds to rebuild the dams and appease the refugees!
This wave is not just a waste of water from a bamboo basket!
But the loss outweighs the gain!
Zhu Yunqi: "Facts have proved that copying homework is risky, and it is best not to let yourself go. This wave of old Taoist priests, under the guidance of famous teachers, could have been admitted to Jinshi in one fell swoop.
As a result, even the Tong students failed the exam!"
Zhu Di: "Your metaphor... can only be said to be very appropriate..."
Zhu Biao: "So one wrong step, one wrong step, thinking that if you had listened to the school from the beginning, you wouldn't even fail the entrance examination for Tongsheng.
Zhu Youjian: "That's right, if you listened to my elder brother from the beginning, no matter how bad you are, you can be a scholar."
Zhu Jianshen: "In the final analysis, he is too inflated and feels that the common people are easy to manage."
Zhu Biao: "It's really stupid... If the common people are so easy to manage, there won't be so many rebels."
Zhu Yunwen: "Poor Ah Giao, I spent half the night with the old Taoist on the phone, but the old Taoist ignored him.
Zhu Houzhao: "Ah giao, the moment of the Spring Festival that night was disturbed by my family Ah Xi, do you regret it?"
*:"...!'
Zhu Youjian: "Brother, you didn't go online very often, maybe it's because you're afraid that we'll call you too, so ask Bansu for advice?"
Zhu Youxiao: "I said no, do you believe it?"
Zhu Youjian: "Ah.....Should I believe it, or not...9".
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