Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity

【Result of this evaluation: You are a wise and courageous emperor who is free and easy!】

[In terms of government and military affairs, you have demonstrated outstanding ruling ability at a young age! 】

[And the civil official groups that were rampant during the Hongzhi period and held great power, under the various suppressions you borrowed from the "Eight Tigers" and "Yizi", their power has been greatly reduced! 】

【Although you are indulging in the Leopard House and not entering the palace, you never understand when it comes to approving memorials and deciding on major political affairs!】

[When you were far away in the Xuanfu, although you emphasized that the ministers are not allowed to come!]

【However, all the official documents must be sent to the Zhen Guo Mansion for your inspection!】

【On the surface, you are playful and carefree, but in fact, the city is quite deep, and you are even more handy when playing with the court!】

【During the Zhengde period during your reign, the country's finances became more and more abundant, and disaster relief funds were sufficient in various places, and the disaster relief efforts were rapid and powerful!】

[Military, there were few wars during the Zhengde period. Except for the rebellion of the little Mongolian prince Kou Bian and King Ning, there were almost no other major wars. 】

[For the common people, no war and no natural disasters are the best gifts from God. 】

【You know the importance of diplomacy, so you personally received the Portuguese envoy and learned Portuguese from the accompanying envoy!】

【In addition, you can speak many foreign languages!】

【You are proficient in Tibetan, Buddhist classics and Sanskrit, and you have also learned Arabic and Mongolian!】

【You also like to recite poems and draw pictures, and you are proficient in rhythm, you can be called an all-around genius!】

[You also once gave poems to Yang Yiqing, a scholar of the University, and wrote in the poem "Getting on the Horse and Leaving Questions":]

【"The famous name of Zhengde has been spread, and he dares to take the lead in the southern expedition and the northern suppression. He will be mighty and secure the world in his life, and he will forever conquer the country and thousands of troops!"】

Zhu Yunwen: "Yeah! Great poem! Great poem!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Boy Houzhao, I didn't expect that your level of poetry is not bad. Although it is not as good as ours, it is not bad!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Ah...Ah? Grandfather, you can also compose poetry? The one that crows and pouts?"

Zhu Di: "I remember now!" The rooster crowed once and once, and the rooster crowed twice. "Although these two sentences are stretched a bit, but the following "Three tones and four tones, the world is white, and the remaining stars and Xiaoyue fade away" is not bad!"

Zhu Biao: "Don't mention this...the last two sentences are not at all..."

Zhu Di: "Huh? Didn't dad write the last two sentences? I just said how do I feel about the last two sentences, like a shit bowl with gold rims.

Zhu Yunwen: "Fourth Uncle, your description... is very appropriate!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hey! You look down on us, don't you? Have you forgotten that "kill all the millions of soldiers in the south of the Yangtze River, and the sword in the waist is still bloody! The old monk doesn't know the hero, so he just asks for his name?" Our old Zhu wrote this Isn’t this poem domineering?”

Zhu Di: "Yes, I almost forgot this one. This poem is really domineering! It is said that you wrote it when you rebelled, right?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "What rebellion! Don't talk nonsense, we call it an uprising!! Uprising!!"

Zhu Youjian: "Wait, why does this poem by Grandpa Taizu feel so familiar? I feel like I've seen it somewhere..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Eh...how come you have read everything, kid? You also read story books, and history books. You just read books when you have nothing to do?"

Zhu Changluo: "Grandpa, you don't know, my family Jianer has loved reading since he was a child, as long as it is a book, he can read it."

Zhu Houzhao: "Is "Jin Ping Mei" still worth watching?"

Zhu Houpao: "Cousin, you are on stage, "Jin Ping Mei" seems to be only available when my grandson Wan Lichao?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Then you're also on stage?"

Zhu Houpao:

Youjian: "Wait! I remembered! There was a man named "Qu Duan" in the Song Dynasty who once wrote the seven-character quatrain "Hot Spring Temple"! picture!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "...

Zhu Di: "Read and listen. 1"

Zhu Youjian: "I once commanded 100,000 soldiers in Shanxi, and the sword at my waist was bloody. The mountain monks don't know heroes, so they always ask for their names!"

Zhu Di: "Father wrote: Kill millions of soldiers in the south of the Yangtze River, and the sword at the waist is still bloody! The old monk doesn't know a hero, so he just asks for his name... Hiss, it really looks like "!"

Zhu Biao: "It's more than just changing a few words..."

Zhu Yunwen: "Good guy, cooperating with grandpa, don't attack me!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "You're talking nonsense! We didn't! Who is this melody, such a nameless person, we have never heard of it! Maybe it was made up by Xiao Chongzhen!"

Zhu Youjian: "Grandfather, you can question my ability, but you can't question my ability to read a lot and have a photographic memory!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hey...you kid!"

Zhu Biao: "Father, I told you not to pretend, this time pretending to be a grandson, right?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Who would have thought that little Chongzhen would read all kinds of books!"

Zhu Houzhao: "So, little Chongzhen, have you seen "Jin Ping Mei"?"

Zhu Youjian: "Ah... I said I haven't seen it, do you believe me?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Don't you have a photographic memory? Recite a few sentences and listen!"

Zhu Houpao: "Cousin, this is not good, there are so many people."

Zhu Houzhao: "Many people are exciting!"

Zhu Di: "What a fucking pervert..."

Zhu Changluo: "I'm ashamed to be a pervert..."

Review continues.

【Although your achievements are great, your personal style is very problematic!】

【You are greedy for beauty, not only for grabbing civilian women, but you have never let go of even married women!】

【In addition, you are also looking for child molestation everywhere!】

[Because you are not "obedient" like your father Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youtang, and there is indeed a problem with your style!]

【So, you, who offended the civil servants group, got a lot of stink and infamy!】

【Under the collective dissemination of civil officials, people in the world say that you, the emperor, are absurd and violent, and you are a rare senseless emperor!】

【About this, you have heard about it, and you have been furious because of it!】

【However, the world is so big, it is really as difficult as going up to the blue sky to block the mouths of Youyou!】

【You gave up "whitewashing" and chose "live happily"!】

【You are still a romantic emperor!】

【Although there are three thousand beauties in your harem, including men, women and children!】

【But you will always love a certain person in a certain period of time!】

[For example, "Liu Niangniang", although she was born in a humble background, you don't care about her at all. 】

【For one of her hairpins, you are even willing to let the army stop the process and stand still for three days, just to find a hairpin!】

[Such actions are quite absurd, but for you, this represents "romantic"! 】

[Because you lost the hairpin, you were eager to see the beauty, and after being told by the beauty that "you can't come if you don't see the hairpin", you chose to go boating on the river by yourself, and drove back day and night. Song Wei picks up Niangniang Liu to spend a good night together!]

【As the emperor, you put down your body to row the boat yourself, but you don't feel tired at all!】

[But the army behind you is tired. 】

【To sum up, you are a capable but ridiculous emperor!】

【This evaluation has ended, the evaluation score will be announced after all group members evaluate, please wait a moment!】

The evaluation of Zhu Houzhao is over.

All the emperors recognized Zhu Houzhao's various political abilities.

But regarding Zhu Houzhao's private life and style, all the emperors were speechless...

Zhu Houpao: "Brother Huang, you... I can only convince you... You have to let the child go anyway..."

Zhu Houzhao: "I can say this, I was discredited...

Zhu Di: "I advise you not to question the evaluation results of the system, and be careful that it will clean up your old background next time!"

Zhu Yunwen: "Actually, apart from those perverted hobbies, Ah Zhao is quite romantic. He actually rowed a boat for a concubine himself."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "What kind of romance is this, it's ridiculous!"

Zhu Houxi: "Indeed...but then again, cousin, if you are fine, you should stay away from the water and try not to walk by water."

Zhu Houzhao: "Why? The waterway is convenient! And I like fishing very much! How can I stay away from the water!"

Zhu Houcong: "Er... why do you think I succeeded?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Could it be that I fell into the water while fishing and drowned?"

Zhu Houpao: "It's not fishing. When you were fishing, you were so excited that you had to do it yourself. Once you do it, you will fall."

Zhu Houzhao: "No! Am I gone now?"

Zhu Houpao: "It's not that much. It took a few months after you were rescued. I don't know the specific reason. After all, I was only fourteen years old at the time, and I was still a child."

Zhu Yunwen: "A treacherous and cunning child!"

Zhu Houzhao: "It's not right. I've been in the water for several months. If it doesn't look right, those ugly bastards will prescribe me medicine again?"

Zhu Jianshen: "It's very likely, after all, both your father and I were sent away by random prescriptions."

Zhu Di: "This is too hospital, I don't think there is any need to keep it, let's disband it directly! It's not as reliable as a quack doctor!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Oh...that's all, I'll deal with those bastards when I go back! After all, my reputation is so ugly in the evaluation, and if it is passed on to future generations, what will it look like?"

Zhu Houcong: "You have to ask You Xiao about this. He is the leader of the group among us, and he knows the most."

Zhu Houzhao: "Didn't he say it, just four words: no personnel affairs... But I want to know the specifics, but I don't want to know too specific..."

Zhu Youxiao: "Let's put it this way, if the princes of the Qing Dynasty didn't learn well when they were studying, their teachers would scare them: Do you want to learn from Zhu Houzhao?"

Zhu Houzhao:

Zhu Youxiao: "That's probably the case, Master Wu, do you understand?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Able to be able...but...but besides me, who is the second worst emperor of the Ming Dynasty to be hacked?"

Zhu Youxiao: "Er...then it should... be me.

The emperors: "???"

Zhu Yunwen: "...Isn't it, giao, it's you? Why are they blackmailing you?"

Zhu Youxiao: "The left is nothing more than favoring the eunuchs and killing the "loyal" people such as the Donglin Party. Then they are illiterate and addicted to carpentry. Anyway, they are no better than Wu Zongye.

Zhu Houzhao: "Good guy! I really didn't expect that the one who bears the infamy with me is actually you, Giao!"

Zhu Houpao: "I didn't expect it either, I thought it would be the subjugated little Chongzhen."

Zhu Youjian: "Don't say it, I think so too!"

Zhu Youxiao: "People in the Qing Dynasty were very smart. They would not blacken the last emperor, and when they entered the customs, they still used the name of avenging Chongzhen."

Zhu Youjian: Shall I wipe it? Take revenge for me? Where is Huang Shao's face?"

Zhu Youxiao: "At that time, Huang Taiji was already dead, and it was his brother Dorgon who entered the pass. At that time, the capital was occupied by Li Zicheng, and the Qing army had to find a reason to stop the mouths of the common people and landlords and wealthy people when they entered the pass. So the Qing army entered the customs in the name of avenging you."

Zhu Youjian: "I'm convinced...so why did you get hacked so badly, big brother?"

Zhu You

The school: "Someone has to take the blame for the subjugation of the country. Since that person is not you, then it can only be me and Wanli. After all, the father died early, and the blame cannot be pinned on him.

"

Zhu Changluo: ".....It turns out that it is good to die early..."

Zhu Houpao: "So my grandson Wanli is the third one who got hacked the most in Ming Dynasty?"

Zhu Youxiao: "It can be said that, but he is not completely innocent. After Zhang Juzheng's death, he worked diligently for many years. Later, because of the messy things such as the establishment of a prince, he gradually

It has become completely broken. "

Zhu Houpao: "What about the fourth last one who got hacked the worst? And who is it?"

Zhu Youxiao: "Er...that should be you."

Zhu Houpao: "...because of what?"

Zhu Youxiao: "Zuo just didn't go to court for more than 20 years, and was obsessed with cultivating immortals and alchemy. Later, Hai Rui's "Zhi An Shu" directly added a level of infamy to you, and also gave him

His integrity has increased to a higher level. "

Zhu Houpao: "Ah!! You bastard Hai Rui!! My reputation!!" (Okay Zhao)

Zhu Houzhao: "Apart from us, who else has been hacked?"

Zhu Youxiao: "How should I put it, among the people we present, Xing Zongye has a better reputation, and the rest are almost hacked. It is even rumored in later generations that the emperor of the Ming Dynasty

God, all of them are wonderful. "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Except for our shoehorn face, what happened to the rest of the Ming emperors?"

Zhu Youxiao: "This is a bit too much, I can't remember it for a while. The more prominent one is that Master Xuanzong likes to fight crickets, and he is said to be not doing his job properly. Not to mention Yingzong

The deeds of the God of War in Tumubao can be described as a classic that will be passed down forever. Xianzong...just likes old women. "

Zhu Youtang: "I can't be hacked, can I?"

Zhu Youxiao: "Don't say it, you really don't have Xiao Zongye, and you are regarded as a model of "a couple for a lifetime"."

Zhu Gaochi: "No, "I'm not weird! They can't even blackmail me? Could it be that I'm fat?"

Zhu Zhanji: "Father, what you said, it seems like we are all weird except you..."

Zhu Youxiao: "Oh, I almost forgot, you don't seem to have any stains on you, Lord Renzong, after all, you have only been in power for a short time."

Zhu Changluo: "Principal, I have been in office for a shorter period of time, so there shouldn't be any stains, right?"

Zhu Youjian: "Father, Yeyu eight daughters, Hongwan case, these are not stains? How you died is embarrassing..."

Zhu Changluo: "...Jianer, you are not good! Be careful that Daddy hits you!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Ye Yu Ba Dv? I'll go! I didn't expect you to be so good at playing, Ah Luo!"

Zhu Changluo: "Master Wu, don't listen to my son's nonsense, he is still young and ignorant, he likes to talk nonsense!"

Zhu Youjian: "I'm already twenty-five years old, Father..."

Zhu Changluo: "Hush! Don't talk! In Dad's eyes, you will always be Ge's baby

Zhu Youjian: "Damn it's so disgusting... Brother, can you kick him out?".