Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity

Everyone present did not expect Zhu Youtang to be so honest.

After all, no man will admit that he "can't"

However, Zhu Youtang actually admitted it!

And after admitting, he also explained very calmly,

"Is there anything strange about this? Although I am a prince, I have been malnourished since I was a child, and my body is not-so-good.

Even if you become the emperor and want to make up, you can't make up.

Unless, like my father, he took those tiger and wolf medicines that hurt the body fundamentally, to satisfy his lust for a while.

But I don't want that, so what's the point?

My body is already poor, and eating those things will only hollow out my roots and make my body worse.

And I think it's annoying to have too many women. When there are too many women, there will be more.

Like my father's harem, there are a lot of concubines chattering endlessly all day long.

Just looking at it makes me bored, looking at it makes me tired, looking at it makes me dizzy!

So I might as well marry only one queen, only one daughter-in-law, and live a monogamous life like ordinary people.

When you have nothing to do, just read Buddhist scriptures to cleanse your mind and purify your soul.

Amitabha, form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. "

After Zhu Youtang finished speaking, he put his palms up in front of his chest, as indifferent as an eminent monk.

Everyone: "

Zhu Di: "Er.....this.....by the way, Dad, when you were a monk, did you have this awareness?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Come on, we were monks at that time just to beg for a bite of food. It is difficult for anyone to dream of a temple. In the end, we just changed our clothes and begged for food...

Zhu Houpao: "Ah... I don't know much about Buddhism. After all, I practice Taoism..."

Zhu Changluo: "One thing to say, I was worried about food and clothing when I was young, and I was malnourished, but on my side, I didn't say it was OK."

Zhu Jianshen: "Ah.....should I say it or not, I was worried about food and clothing when I was a child, and my side is quite normal."

Zhu Houzhao: "Grandpa, didn't my dad just say that you took drugs?"

Zhu Jianshen: "Listen to his nonsense, I'm not taking drugs!"

Zhu Youtang: "Father, you can deceive others, but don't deceive yourself. Those things about you are clearly recorded in "Xianzong Shilu".

Zhu Jianshen: "The Record of the Emperor Xianzong was revised after you succeeded to the throne, the ghost knows if you have slandered me with water!"

Zhu Youtang: "I don't have a son who hates me. I helped you pick up a lot of your private affairs."

Zhu Jianshen: "You..."

Zhu Qizhen: "Cough cough cough!! Grandson, don't expose your father's shortcomings all the time, he is your father anyway.

Zhu Houzhao: "By the way, don't you think it's romantic that my father and my mother will be a couple for the rest of our lives?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Should I say it or not, it's quite romantic."

Zhu Biao: "But this does not prevent you from asking me to honor your little concubine!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hiss... how many times have you done it, why can't you forget it!"

Zhu Biao: "I can't forget it, I can't forget it at all."

Zhu Di: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, don't you all be curious about one thing?"

Zhu Yunwen: "What's the matter?"

Zhu Di: "Youtang pays so much attention to health preservation, doesn't approach women, and is obsessed with practicing Buddhism. It stands to reason that he should live as long as an old Taoist priest, but why does he think that people in their teens will be determined?"

Zhu Youtang: "Probably because my body is weak."

Zhu Houzhao: "Actually not.

Zhu Youtang: "Ah? Why is that?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Ah...do you still remember the imperial physician Liu Wentai who sent away grandpa with a bowl of medicine?"

Zhu Youtang: "Remember, wasn't he dismissed and went home to take care of himself?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Later Liu Wentai came back again, and...you were also sent away by him with a bowl of medicine...

Zhu Youtang: "???"

The rest of the people: "???"

Zhu Di: "An imperial doctor sent two emperors away? Is there any mistake! Then what will happen to him? Have you copied his ten clans?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Ah....No, I was young when I first became the throne, so I could only listen to the ministers and send him back to his hometown to continue to provide for the elderly. By the time I was in power, he would have died of old age 3... .."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Good guy! The two emperors were poisoned to death, and they still died! You don't dare to write like this in the scripts, do you?"

Zhu Jianshen: "No! The first thing I will do when I go back is to find an excuse to kill Liu Wentai!"

Zhu Youtang: "It's not Liu Wentai who really wants us to die, Liu Wentai is just a cover, the people behind him are the key.

Zhu Houzhao: "Indeed, if you don't get rid of the "root", even if you kill one Liu Wentai, there will be another Liu Wentai!"

Review continues.

【You used the "Eight Tigers" to gradually take back part of the political power, and suppressed the civil servants!】

【But what came with it was the resistance of the ministers!】

【There are more and more memorials to impeach the "Eight Tigers"!】

【Not only that, there are more and more memorials to impeach you, the emperor!】

【Choose out a random book and check it out, it will be enough to drive your popularity out of a heart attack!】

[You only read a few books, and your blood pressure rises in a straight line! 】

【In order to relax the pressure, you are going to have some "fun" for yourself!】

【The "Eight Tigers" understand you very well, without saying a word, they created a "paradise" in the palace for your enjoyment!】

[This "paradise" is to imitate the street market in the palace. 】

[The "Eight Tigers" not only built many private shops in the palace, they also made eunuchs pretend to be bosses and ordinary people. 】

[And you pretend to be a rich businessman, travel through it to experience folk life, and have fun from it. 】

【It’s interesting if you think this method is interesting, but you always feel that it’s not enjoyable enough or exciting enough!】

【So the "Eight Tigers" imitated and built a brothel in the palace, and let the maids pretend to be prostitutes and stand at the door to solicit customers!】

【You are very satisfied with this!】

【Gradually, the harem became extremely lively and full of smoky atmosphere!】

Zhu Yuanzhang: "We also convinced you... Aren't you ashamed to set up a brothel in the palace?"

Zhu Yunwen: "I have to say, Ah Zhao, you really know how to play!"

Zhu Youjian: "By the way, I think of Liu Hong, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty. In order to experience the people's livelihood, Emperor Ling of Han imitated the street market in the harem, and let the maids and concubines pretend to be merchants? Master Wu Zong made this , it should be similar to that of Han Lingdi, right?"

Zhu Changluo: "Wait, I remember that Liu Hong doesn't seem to let the maids and concubines wear pants. Wu Zongye, don't you let them wear them too? It's convenient to practice anytime and anywhere?"

Zhu Houzhao: "How is it possible! I am not a pervert like Liu Hong! I just simply experience life in the market!"

Zhu Youtang: "Why do you have to have a brothel just to experience life in the market? Without a brothel, life wouldn't be called life?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Father, you don't understand, this is called perfection! If there is no brothel in the market, it is like the West without Jerusalem!"

Zhu Di: "What is Jerusalem?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Ah... I can't tell for a while.

Zhu Houpao: "You are so excited about such a trivial matter, let me tell you, my cousin has more fancy ones!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Hush! Cousin! Don't think that when you are old, I will respect the old and love the young! My fist does not recognize age! No matter how old you are, you will always be my dear in my eyes!"

Zhu Houyaki:

Review continues.

【Your absurd behavior has aroused the dissatisfaction of the officials!】

【Civil and military officials gathered together, disregarding their wealth and lives, and jointly signed a letter requesting you to severely punish the Eight Tigers!】

【Seeing the movement is so loud, you slap your thighs and prepare to do nothing, take this opportunity to eradicate the power in one fell swoop!】

【You directly ordered to punish the ministers who made the admonishment, and let them suffer the board they most wanted to suffer!】

【Cabinet member Xie Qian, Liu Jian saw that you are so stubborn, so he threatened to resign from his old age and return home, trying to force you to compromise!】

【However, what they didn't expect was that you readily allowed them to resign!】

【Your move was unexpected by Xie Qian and Liu Jian, and it was also unexpected by civil and military officials!】

【This time, the power of civil servants is not worth the candle!】

【Not only did the "Eight Tigers" not get rid of, they also lost the two leading elders!】

【After this incident, almost all the political power in the court was taken back by you!】

[And those who impeached the "eight tigers" and you, the emperor, had no choice but to give up because they had no backbone. 】

【You are very excited to be in power again, and you have the idea that "being an emperor is nothing more than that"!】

Zhu Yunwen: "I remember the last person who was so bloated was an old Taoist priest."

Zhu Youjian: "Then Lord Sejong was almost strangled to death by a maid..."

Zhu Houzhao: "I was strangled by the palace maid... I said cousin, you are really a bit embarrassing..."

Zhu Houpao: "Oh, don't mention it, so cousin, you later moved to live in the Leopard Room, it must have been an accident, so you dare not live in the palace?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Oh, that's right."

【Ever since the "Eight Tigers" defeated the officials under your protection, these eunuchs have become more arrogant and domineering!】

【You have faint omens of uneasiness in your heart, but you don't pay much attention to it. 】

【The eunuch Liu Jin, the head of the "Eight Tigers", specially rebuilt the leopard room in order to please you!】

【And hid many musicians and beauties in the leopard room, I want you to have fun day and night!】

【You are very satisfied with this!】

[Liu Jin also got more outrageous after receiving your praise!]

【Now, the dissatisfaction of the ministers in the DPRK and China is even greater!】

【They even have the intention of collective dismissal!】

[It's such a big mess, after all, you can't just pretend to be stupid. 】

0...seeking flowers...

【You know very well that this time, anyway, you have to push someone out to block the knife!】

【And the person who blocks the knife can only be the eunuch Liu Jin, the head of the "Eight Tigers"!】

【At the same time, you find that Zhang Yong, another member of the "Eight Tigers", has started to be dishonest!】

【Because Zhang Yong was jealous of Liu Jinquan's great power, he secretly communicated with the courtier Yang Yiqing in private!】

【Seeing that your eunuchs colluded with the courtiers in private, while you sneered in your heart, you also used the hands of these two people to deal with Liu Jin!】

[In the fifth year of Zhengde, Liu Jin was ordered by you to be executed by Ling Chi!]

[After Liu Jin was executed, the ministers of the DPRK and China were finally quiet for a while. 】

【However, the ministers are quiet, but the heart of you, the emperor, is not stable!】

【Since you found out that eunuch Zhang Yong was in private contact with courtier Yang Yiqing. 】

[For those eunuchs who grew up with you, you start to lose trust. 】

【So you are going to look for a new "minion" and you must be as obedient as a eunuch and capable of doing things!】

【Soon, you will have a new method!】

【That is: recognize the son!】

【Acknowledge your son!】

【Thus, Qian Ning, Jiang Bin and other men with great military strength have become yours"

Yoshiko"!】

【You have more and more adoptive sons, even reached more than a hundred at the peak!】

Zhu Jianshen: "There is no one else in your operation..."

Zhu Youtang: "Looking around, there are all children, but none of them are real.

Zhu Houzhao: "...Father, are you writing poetry?"

....0

Zhu Yunwen: "Don't say it, it's quite a magic medicine."

Zhu Youtang: "Thank you."

Everyone: "..."

【Your "adopted sons" are your "adopted sons" on the surface, but in fact, they are your personal bodyguards!】

【For these adoptive sons, you also gave them monstrous rights and wealth, and continued to use them to fight against the ministers!】

[Facts have proved that the "adopted son" is not too bad to use. 】

[Soon, ministers will write to impeach your adopted sons. 】

【In this regard, you still ignore it. 】

[Ministers have nowhere to complain, and are very troubled! 】

[Besides, they have no other way. 】

[Seeing that the ministers are so deflated, you are happy to hear it. 】

【You once again have the self-confidence that "being an emperor is nothing more than that"!】

[However, face slaps always come so fast! 】

[In the first month of the ninth year of Zhengde, the Qianqing Palace where you live somehow caught fire due to a lamp! The fire came suddenly! And it was huge!]

【Fortunately, you were not in the Qianqing Palace at that time, but on your way to the Leopard Room!】

【You know that the Qianqing Palace caught fire for no reason, and the fire is still so big, someone must have planned it on purpose!】

【Fortunately, you were lucky, so you escaped a catastrophe, otherwise you may be doomed!】

【You, who know this, are flustered when you learn that the fire is spreading!】

【You rushed to the Leopard Room very quickly, because you, the emperor, are safe only if you enter the Leopard Room!】

【You who entered the Leopard Room finally let go of your heart!】

【You look back at the fire in the palace soaring into the sky, and sneer because of your voice: "What a day for fireworks!"】

【Everyone thinks you are crazy, but you are just mocking!】

【From that moment on, you made up your mind that you will never return to live in the palace without saying anything!】

【You are going to move out of the Forbidden City, the room where you live day and night!】

Zhu Houzhao: "There was such a big fire in the Qianqing Palace, and all of us went to the Leopard Room, but the fire didn't decrease, on the contrary, it got bigger and bigger. It's really ridiculous."

Zhu Di: "Maybe they all think that you are still in the Qing Palace."

Zhu Houzhao: "Yes, maybe they are all waiting for my body to be collected."

Zhu Houpao: "Cousin, I can only say that you are really lucky, just on the way to the leopard room, otherwise you are afraid that you will really be burned into carbon cakes!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Alas....it's better to be my leopard room. The layout is so complicated that most people can't find their way in. Besides, my foster sons are right next to the leopard room. Whenever something happens, they can yell.

They can rush over!"

Zhu Youjian: "It's a pity, if only the Leopard House is still there, I want to move in too.

Zhu Houzhao: "Huh? The Leopard House is gone? It shouldn't be. As long as the quality is repaired regularly, people can still live in it even after hundreds of years."

Zhu Youjian: "Master Wu Zong, you don't know, your leopard house has been smashed and there is not even a scum left."

Zhu Houzhao: "What's going on! My leopard house was smashed!? Which bastard smashed it!!"

Zhu Houshao: "...

Zhu Youjian: "Er.....Brother, did I..... say the wrong thing again?"

Zhu Youxiao: "Silence is golden, you should copy these four words a thousand times after you go back.

Zhu Youjian: "... ten thousand".