Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity

[After the "Medusa" incident, your little friend has been unable to raise his head for several days. 】

【You are panicked! You are at a loss! You are panicked! You are at a loss!】

【You originally wanted to see an imperial doctor, but you know how dangerous the current situation is, even an imperial hospital is not safe. 】

Zhu Youjian: "Poor son, dad is good at this, do you want dad to give you two tricks?"

Zhu Youjian: "Go away!"

Zhu Houxi: "Young man, I want to be more open. Anyway, you have both children, right? Then you can move to Xiyuan to live, just like me, cultivate your body and mind, and stay away from women!"

Zhu Youjian: "Eh.....forget it, I think I can still rescue..."

Zhu Yunwen: "Little Chongzhen, you have inherited your lust from your father!"

Zhu Youjian: "You are talking nonsense! I am not lecherous!"

Zhu Changluo: "Actually, I'm not lecherous, and I'm diligent in politics, so I haven't touched a woman for a long time! You can see this from my son, I'm just like him, and I'm not lecherous!"

Zhu Youxiao: "Who said I'm not lustful?"

Zhu Changluo: "Ah..."

Zhu Youjian: "Brother, you..."

Zhu Di: "I understand, this kid You Xiao only looks serious on the surface, but in fact he is sullen on the inside.

Zhu Yunwen: "I understand this, just like my father!"

Zhu Biao: "No... can this also involve me?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Don't tell me, Youxiao and Biao are very similar in many aspects!"

Zhu Youxiao: "There's nothing wrong with being lustful. Who here is not a group of wives and concubines? I really don't understand you. Why are you hiding it?"

Zhu Yunwen: "Ah giao, you are so coquettish~~ Just like my father~~"

Zhu Biao: "I...I really didn't call her Sweetie!!"

【Result of this evaluation: You are an extremely hardworking and steady emperor!】

【You know that the current situation is not suitable for you to show your skills, everything has to be done slowly, otherwise you will easily get caught if you take a big step!】

【Although your achievements are not very high, but for the precarious Ming Dynasty, which is about to face extinction, you have done a good job!】

【09Of course, the crops supported by Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao are indispensable here, and the wolf power you learned from him!】

[This evaluation is over, the score will be announced after the evaluation of other group members, please wait a moment. 】

The evaluation of Zhu Youjian is over.

Zhu Gaochi: "Do you have any nonsense to talk about? If not, it should be my turn to evaluate me next?"

Zhu Di: "You kid has a lot of opinions on our chat, right?"

Zhu Gaochi: "The main reason is that you talk too much bullshit, which hinders the progress of the evaluation."

Zhu Yunwen: "Fatty! Can you figure it out? The name here is called the Daming Emperor Chat Group! This is Chat! God! Group! Okay! Let's go!"

Zhu Gaochi: "That's what I said, but I can't get in the way of your conversations, okay? And you're always driving indiscriminately! Can't you talk a little more seriously, can I get in the way of the conversation?"

Zhu Changluo: "What? Cut in? Playing so fancy?"

Zhu Gaochi: "My mother..."

Zhu Youjian: "Father, can you restrain yourself a bit, the topic is always misled by you!"

[The next member of the review group is Hongxi Emperor Zhu Gaochi. 】

【Emperor Hongxi Zhu Gaochi, you were born in the eleventh year of Hongwu, the son of Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang...】

[…]

[You met the old father Zhu Di who scares you the most from the chat group of Emperor Ming!]

【Because of the "moving the capital", you were beaten up by your old father Zhu Dipang!】

[You are quite dissatisfied with this, but you dare not have any complaints. 】

[After the evaluation of the chat group is over, you will get the special BUFF of "a body against the bone"!】

【At that moment, all the unwillingness and resentment accumulated in your heart for many years burst out!】

[You directly possessed Nezha, because you scolded your old father Zhu Di: Deng!]

【After leaving the chat group, your old father Zhu Di actually said bluntly that he wanted to live in the main hall of Qianqing Palace!】

【He also asked you to move to the side hall!】

【You expressed your dissatisfaction with this, and said loudly: "I am no longer the emperor!"】

【The result is quite expected, your old father is not so brave!】

[And the "five-lash lightning" in his hand is really terrifying, it will directly whip you out of your temper~]

Zhu Zhanji: "Father, you are really fierce! How dare you talk back to grandpa! After living for decades, is this the first time you are so brave?"

Zhu Gaochi: "Don't mention it..."

Zhu Qizhen: "Fortunately, my great-grandfather just beat me with his fists, it didn't use lightning five times!"

Zhu Di: "Oh, I almost forgot! Don't worry, Baozi, I'll make it up for you later!"

Zhu Qizhen: ""

Zhu Zhanji: "Son, why don't you listen to persuasion? I told you to keep silent, and silence is golden!"

Zhu Qizhen: "....."

[Although the old father Zhu Di always loves to scold you, he still has a lot of fatherly love for you. 】

[For your body, he deliberately used nine thousand catties of grain seeds to exchange a bottle of "Fairy Spirit Quenching Dew Drink" with Zhu Youxiao, the Emperor of Apocalypse, just to get rid of your long-standing diseases. 】

[In addition, the arrival of the old father Zhu Di successfully solved the urgent problem of "moving the capital". 】

【Under his intimidation, no one dared to mention the relocation of the capital, and the matter of sailing to the West has also been rearranged on the agenda!】

[…]

[With the blessing of my old father Zhu Di, everything went smoothly. 】

【The fields of the vassals have been recovered, and the fleet that sailed to the West has also returned!】

[Although I have brought back a lot of envoys who beat the autumn wind and eat free food, overall, I have made a lot of money! 】

[Under the strong oppression of your father Zhu Di and your hard work, the Ming Dynasty in the Hongxi era became more and more prosperous, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment!]

【Looking at Daming getting better and better, you believe that in the next chat group evaluation, you will definitely be able to get a very high ranking!】

【You even think that your ranking can surpass your old father Zhu Di!】

【Result of this evaluation: You are a very confident emperor!】

[This evaluation is over, the score will be announced after the evaluation of other group members, please wait a moment. 】

The evaluation about Zhu Gaochi is over.

Zhu Di: "Boss, how come you have such a big face? You still catch up with Lao Tzu? If Lao Tzu didn't help you back up, you wouldn't even be the emperor for a year!"

Zhu Gaochi: "The Hongxi Dynasty was so prosperous, it can be called a prosperous age, why can't I be more confident!"

Zhu Biao: "Ah... If I remember correctly, the score of the group chat evaluation does not seem to be based on the GDP of your dynasty, but mainly depends on how much contribution you, the emperor, have made?"

Zhu Gaochi: "What is GDP?"

Zhu Biao: "GDP is gross domestic product."

Zhu Yunwen: "Father, when did you become so trendy and start to learn foreign languages?"

Zhu Biao: "I also listened to what you said."

Zhu Changluo: "School, when did you become so trendy?"

Zhu Youxiao:..."

Zhu Gaochi: "So when the scores come out later, shouldn't Hong Xichao's achievement points be rewarded to my father?"

Zhu Biao: "If there are no accidents, your father should account for 70%!"

Zhu Gaochi: "Holy shit! This is too shitty!"

Zhu Di: "Wait! I suddenly thought of something! You Xiao gave you 9,000 catties of grain seeds from me and gave it to You Jian. Who does the score count?"

Zhu Biao: "Need to say? You are willing to exchange it with You, and what You get is given by the school, so the score is naturally given by the school."

Zhu Di: "Damn..... so fucked up? If so, then this time, I'm still ranked second, right?"

Zhu Zhanji: "Still second? Grandpa Huang, is it possible that you also ranked second last time? Who is the first? Is it the great grandfather?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "We are almost squeezed out of the top three..."

Zhu Di: "It's a mistake to say it. I was able to get the first place last time, but who told Youjian not to go out with me to rebel, and I have nothing to do all day long! The first place was snatched away by the school! "

Zhu Zhanji: "You Xiao actually won the first place! How did he do it?"

Zhu Qizhen: "Awesome"

Zhu Qiyu: "It's really awesome!"

Zhu Youjian: "Speaking of which, grandpa, you are slandering me! You said that you didn't help me, you spent all day in the Jiaofang Division whoring prostitutes, and in the end the ranking fell, how can you blame me... "

Zhu Di: "...Your mouth is leaking, isn't it?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth, cooperating with you, this old boy has been busy with this all day long!"

Zhu Di: "I...I didn't! Don't listen to this kid Youjian's nonsense! How old am I, how can I not fix those tricks!"

Zhu Gaochi: "It's not impossible, Dad, I remember that when you made the last Northern Expedition, you brought many concubines to accompany you, and they were all young girls in their teens.

Zhu Di: "Boss, shut up!"

Zhu Youjian: "Seventeen or eight? I thought Grandpa Cheng was a good young woman. After all, the Jiaofang Division is full of wives and concubines of criminal officials, and many of them are pregnant."

Zhu Di: "Little Chongzhen, shut up!!"

Zhu Houpao: "Grandpa Cheng, I didn't expect you to play like my cousin~"

Zhu Yunwen: "Fourth Uncle, you are really great! Thai pants are hot!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Let's talk about fourth, when you were with us at Youxiao, you couldn't see anyone all day long. At that time, wouldn't you also spend time in the Jiaofang Division?" 1

Zhu Di: "Father! There is no such thing! At that time, I was studying cannons in the Shenji Camp!"

Zhu Changluo: "This cannon, is it serious?"

Zhu Di: "You fucking..."

Seeing that the more he said, the more chaotic, and the more wrong he became, Zhu Di anxiously scratched his head!

He looked at Zhu Youjian, the culprit, and grinned angrily!

Among this group of emperors, the young Chongzhen Zhu Youjian was the one who couldn't keep his mouth shut.

The things that were accidentally exposed by him are too numerous to count.

Now being ridiculed like this by so many people, Zhu Di, who has always had a good face, can't hold back anymore!

"Come here! See if I don't beat you to death today!"

As soon as Zhu Di said that, he threw out five consecutive whips of lightning, and walked towards Zhu Youjian while cursing!

Almost all the emperors of the Ming Dynasty who were present were quick-talked by Zhu Youjian, and they revealed a lot of little secrets to Tulu.

Therefore, most people did not stop it, and they were all watching the show happily.

Especially Zhu Houxi, an old Taoist priest who was almost praised by his ancestors because of Zhu Youjian's quick talk.

There is also Zhu Changluo who was raised by Zhu Youjian in various ways, but was speechless.

And Zhu Youjian, who was about to be beaten, hid behind the big brother Zhu Youxiao tremblingly.

For a moment, Zhu Di, who was waving the whip, and Zhu Youjian, who was dodging the whip, seemed to be playing a game of eagle and chicken.

And Zhu Youxiao, who was forced to become an "old hen", was speechless

Zhu Di: "Come out, boy! Don't hide behind your big brother!"

Zhu Youjian: "I don't!"

Zhu Biao: "Fourth, don't wave it out, what have you done yourself? You just like young women, and that's fine.

Zhu Di: "It's not this!! Brother, don't make any more trouble, okay!!"

Zhu Biao: "Which one is it? Didn't our father snatch Chen Youliang's concubine back at the beginning? Dad doesn't feel ashamed, why are you ashamed?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Damn...how did this get us involved?"

Zhu Biao: "Isn't this stating the facts?"

Zhu Yunwen: 763 "Father, you know how to expose the old truth!"

Eventually, the confusion stopped.

But Zhu Di failed to draw Zhu Youjian.

Zhu Di: "If it wasn't for the fear of hurting your elder brother, I would have slapped you twice anyway!"

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Zhu Changluo: "It's a pity."

Zhu Youjian: "What are you so sorry about? As my father, you are not happy to see that I have not been beaten, are you?"

Zhu Changluo: "I didn't say that, my son, don't slander me, Dad still loves you very much!"

Zhu Youjian: "It's disgusting..."

[The next member of the review group is Zhu Youxiao, Emperor of Apocalypse. 】

Zhu Zhanji: "Finally, I've arrived at You School. I want to see what You School has done. It ranks higher than my grandfather!"

Zhu Qizhen: "I want to see if there is any homework that I can copy!"

Zhu Qiyu: "Me too, but after I go back, I still have to copy my eldest brother first!"

Zhu Qizhen:

【Apocalypse Emperor Zhu Youxiao, you were born on November 14th in the 33rd year of Wanli...】

[…]

[After receiving a huge fleet reward, you did not directly launch the voyage to the West, but started by creating the Ministry of Agriculture! 】

[You know that the voyage to the West should not be too hasty. The prerequisite for developing foreign trade is to first get the internal discounts done. 】

[First of all, the Ministry of Agriculture must be established first!]

【Only by distributing the land and letting the common people plant the land can we start to consider other developments!】

[You chose Wen Tiren, a "good old man" in the eyes of outsiders, as Minister of the Ministry of Agriculture, and promoted Zhou Yanru, who was also "friendly with others", to be the right minister of the Ministry of Agriculture. 】

【You know that neither of them are good people, but they all have one characteristic in common, that is: diligence!】

[Although Wen Tiren is an old cunt, he is a person with no party or affiliation, and a man with a clean sleeve. 】

[Although Zhou Yanru is a selfish villain, he has a brilliant literary talent and is active in his work. 】

[You also ordered Qian Qianyi, a member of the Donglin Party who had pretended to be sick at home for a long time, to be transferred back to the capital, and appointed as the left servant of the Ministry of Agriculture. 】

【The establishment of the Ministry of Agriculture made Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang very excited and excited!】

【He made a suggestion: If the Ministry of Agriculture wants to do a good job, then the officials of the Ministry of Agriculture must understand agriculture!】

【He expressed his willingness to take office in person and teach the officials of the Ministry of Agriculture in person!】

【In this regard, you expressed your strong support and gave him the title of "Consultant of the Ministry of Agriculture" and the right to override everyone in the Ministry of Agriculture!】

Zhu Di: "Er.....Father, you won't let those scholars who can only write and write, go to farm?"

Zhu Biao: "Not only let them farm the land, but also let them pick up manure!"

Zhu Di:

Zhu Houpao: "Awesome..."