Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 4 The World Under the Water

With the idea that he would work hard if he could survive, and that he could get a pension even if he couldn't survive, Leon walked into the eerie cleanup bureau that was like a haunted house, and followed the wrinkled guide signs in the corridor to find the big office at the end again. Knocked **** the familiar door.

"Is anyone here? I'm here to apply!"

"Squeak."

Accompanied by the jerky sound of the metal door shaft turning, the dark door was pushed open from the inside. However, the person who came out was not the red-haired female interviewer, but...a girl standing on two hind legs. The black goat?

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a demon?"

Seemingly offended by Lyon's shocked gaze, the black goat holding a cigarette skillfully blew out a smoke ring, then turned his mouth covered in suspicious foam and glared at Lyon fiercely:

"I'm really convinced. Did someone crush your balls? We magnified the evil thoughts in your heart seven times, and you can still hold back from stabbing that **** fat man?"

"???"

demon? Standing goat? Have you amplified my evil thoughts? So I wasn't out of control just now?

A series of big and small question marks rushed into Leon's head crazily, but before he could ask, a huge empty wine bottle swirled out of the door and hit the black goat with a bang. on the back of the head.

After receiving this critical blow, the arrogant black goat didn't even make a sound. He was hit so hard that he rolled his eyes. His short-haired body fell straight over and fell into Lyon with a plop. In arms.

"Zizzi!"

[Encountering an incomprehensible special existence, the heterochromatic badge "Materialist Soul (Red is activated, your cognitive boundaries are expanded, and you obtain part of the information about the existence]

Accompanied by the familiar harsh buzzing, the red strange badge flashed away, and a large number of strange words suddenly appeared in the void above the black goat's head.

[Name: Demonic Diagonal (Fall, Knowledge, Whispers)]

[Appearance: Two dark opposite corners with spiral patterns. After using the Welsh rock goat as a sacrifice and completing the erosion ritual correctly, the sacrifice will become a smoking-loving, habitual walking upright on two hind legs. And calls himself the devil’s black goat】

[Ability: Amplification of evil thoughts, extensive knowledge, and occult knowledge]

[Price: A pack of "Gotte" brand cigarettes, or a sinful soul]

[File: Olivia, the head of the Sixth Branch of the Cleanup Bureau, captured and reported it during the Battle of Aslan, and then applied for its own use.

Please note that although the anomaly did not cause any homicide after it was claimed, it did have a large number of indirect injuries recorded. In the past five years, more than 40 employees of the Highway Department were injured and retired]

[Evaluation: It has the terrifying ability to easily start a war, but its body is very weak, no different from an ordinary goat, and it is very afraid of male humans from Wales]

[Dilution value: 0.1]

After miraculously memorizing all the contents in less than 0.01 seconds, Leon, who was holding the black goat, couldn't help but froze as he looked at the red badge that dimmed again on the virtual panel.

Evil thoughts amplified? Diffusion value?

Before Leon could digest this weird information, the red-haired female interviewer from yesterday walked out carrying an equally huge wine bottle.

"Why are you here again?"

After raising her neck and taking a sip of ale, looking at Lyon with bloodshot eyes in front of her, the red-haired female interviewer couldn't help but frowned and asked with an unfriendly expression:

"Didn't I make it clear to you? A normal person like you is not suitable to join the Cleanup Bureau, so you should go..."

"Please wait!"

Seeing that the other party was trying to drive them away, Leon, who didn't want to let go of this last life-saving straw, quickly explained:

"I'm not normal! No! What I mean is that I actually have some special abilities that are beyond the scope of ordinary people. Maybe they are just what you need!"

Special abilities beyond the scope of ordinary people?

After hearing Leon's words, the red-haired woman couldn't help but raise her eyebrows slightly, a look of disapproval flashed across her eyes, and then she crossed her arms in front of her chest and said noncommittally:

"Okay, then come and listen."

Let's talk about it... Since I'm going to join the pension here, I must show my worth first, but what about the "badge" thing?

After quickly taking stock of his own situation, Leon rolled his eyes slightly, decisively concealed the existence of the "badge", and then opened his mouth to explain:

"My powers of observation are very special! I can distinguish some special things. If I have direct contact, I can also get some relevant information immediately!"

How is it possible...

When the red-haired woman heard this, she couldn't help but shake her head secretly in her heart. Although it is true that many people are born with "abnormalities", this ability to forcibly obtain information is 99% of the most difficult "conceptual" abnormalities, and can only take effect when one's own "personality" is more stable than the other person's.

So if he could really do it, his basic level would probably be frighteningly high. At the very least, he would have to be on the same level as an evil **** from another plane. But would someone of that level come to our cleanup bureau to apply for a job?

However, although she did not believe what Lyon said, the red-haired woman did not directly refute it. Instead, she raised the tip of her chin towards the fainted black goat and said calmly:

"Well, it is a 'special thing', and you have been exposed to it. Now you can start talking about it and let me see what makes you special."

call…

After hearing the "examination questions" given by the red-haired woman, Leon couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.

What he fears most at the moment is that the other party will directly kick people out without giving them a chance. Now that he has a chance to show off his abilities, as long as there is no problem with the "badge", the job should be stable. After all, no matter what organization, Information should be very valuable.

Also, if this cleaning bureau attaches great importance to intelligence capabilities, then even if I am not reused, I should not be used as cannon fodder. Maybe I can get some special treatment to survive the terrible monthly death rate. A few rounds.

Although when he walked in here, he was already ready to exchange his life for a pension, but if he could live well, then who would want to die?

…

With the hope that he might be able to live for a few more years, Leon calmed down and answered selectively:

"The true form of this sheep is actually the pair of goat horns on its head. Its ability is to amplify the evil thoughts in other people's hearts, and it also masters a lot of occult knowledge.

In addition, it likes "Gotte" brand cigarettes and sinful souls. It now belongs to a person named Olivia. In the past few years, it has caused a large number of officials of the Highway Bureau to be injured and retired. It is afraid of male humans from Wales..."

Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!

As Leon relayed the information obtained from the badge sentence by sentence, the red-haired woman's originally unconcerned expression gradually became serious. Finally, she narrowed her eyes and began to look repeatedly at the thin half-grown man in front of her.

Forget about information such as his ability to amplify evil thoughts and his fondness for high-end cigarettes. It is not difficult to obtain these. It is easy to say that stupid sheep caused injuries to employees of the Highway Bureau. You can find out if you read more newspapers; but the stupid sheep's body is a horn. And his own name is not information that ordinary people can obtain at all.

Also, it was the first time even he had heard of the stupid sheep being afraid of a man from Wales.

So if what this guy said is true, the "abnormal" status he was born with is probably frighteningly high. Even if he doesn't reach the level of an alien evil god, it is at least higher than the big demon like a stupid sheep. high…

When she thought of this, the red-haired woman raised her neck and drank the ale in her hand. Then she picked up the thick empty wine bottle and knocked the black goat's head hard.

"Well... we are... damned! Ollie... stinky woman! You hit me with a wine bottle again!"

Under the glare of the red-haired woman, after swallowing half of the name she read out, the black goat, which was awakened by the impact, stretched out its hooves to protect its head and complained angrily:

"We were once a big devil after all! Can't you respect me a little bit?"

"Haha, you don't deserve my respect if you do those bad things."

After raising her head and knocking the empty wine bottle, and drinking the last remaining wine hanging on the wall of the bottle, the red-haired woman pointed at Leon, whose eyes were full of anxiety, and said to the black goat with slightly narrowed eyes:

"This young man from Wales just gave me a bottle of fine wine worth two silver wheels. From now on, you are his."

From Wales? !

After hearing the red-haired woman's words, the black goat couldn't help but trembled, and looked at Leon with shock and fear. Then he quickly realized that she was probably talking nonsense, and immediately crossed his arms in front of his chest, with a look of disdain on his face. He snorted coldly:

"Oh, don't lie to me. There are still two months until the end of the year. Someone from the headquarters will definitely come to conduct a year-end review. Even you will never mess around at this time!"

"Yes, I lied to you."

The red-haired woman nodded, frankly acknowledging the black goat's judgment, then raised the corners of her mouth slightly and asked with interest:

"But... you seem to be afraid of men from Wales?"

Damn it! How did she know? !

While the black goat's eyes were rolling around, thinking about how to cover up his "weakness", the red-haired woman who had verified the authenticity of the information chuckled, turned around and stretched out her fair right hand towards Leon, smiling kindly:

"Very good, it seems that you are indeed the kind of person we need. From now on, you will be a member of our virgin cleaning bureau."

Huh...it's not easy!

When he heard the news that he had been hired, Leon, who was full of nervousness, couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, and the tense expression on his face relaxed slightly, but...

etc? Something doesn't seem right?

After smacking the red-haired woman's words again, Leon couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock.

Say it again? What kind of situation are you in? ? ?

(End of chapter)