Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 315 Life-Saving Ceremony

I finally got fooled and left...

Trying hard to maintain the character of the conspirator, he clasped his hands behind his back and waited indifferently for the dream world to close. It wasn't until more than 20,000 goddesses of wealth completely disappeared that Leon let out a deep breath.

The work of the clean-up bureau is really not done by humans. Even seniors like Emma, ​​who was as good as him, overturned his car. He even dragged senior Tom, who was also a first-level person, to rescue him, but he was almost killed by the goddess of wealth who came.

Um…

Or maybe it wasn't so dangerous in the first place, but the two bad guys who were hated by the will of the world, me and Tom, came together, causing the bad luck to double and attracting the goddess of wealth who shouldn't have come.

After secretly warning himself in his mind to try not to get together with senior Tom in the future, Leon quickly walked to the unconscious senior Emma, ​​unbuttoned the top button of her collar, helped her breathe as smoothly as possible, and then carried her on his back. She worked her way up to the top of the valley.

…

"Wake up!"

"Pop!"

"Senior Tom! Wake up!"

"Bah bang bang!"

"Well..."

After being awakened by the severe pain on his cheek, the pale and lazy young man blinked and said with a confused expression:

"I…"

"You're unconscious."

After saying some nonsense, Leon, who woke up Senior Tom vigorously, pointed to the half-section of the trident with a snake tail in the valley, and replied somewhat vaguely:

"Something seems to have happened to the goddess of wealth. She suddenly rushed into the dream world... Leave her alone for now. Let's run away. Have your bones grown back? Can you move?"

In order to avoid the unfortunate situation of the goddess of wealth not being thorough and suddenly turning back after hearing his explanation and confession, Leon did not tell what had just happened.

The lazy young man who had regained consciousness tried hard to hold his neck up, trying to raise his head, but he soon fell back down again, shaking his head in frustration and saying:

"Not yet... your bandage is still too slow. The bones in my legs haven't moved yet, and only a little tail vertebra has grown."

“…”

"Hmm... why does my face hurt so much? And the upper part of my lips..."

"Um...I called you for a long time and you didn't respond, so I had to take action. I'm sorry..."

Looking at the lazy young man with swollen cheeks and three or four nail marks on his middle face, Leon said apologetically:

"Senior Emma was injured too seriously this time. I'm afraid I won't be able to wake up in a short time. I have lethal silver curses and pendants in my hands, and they were all taken away by the goddess of wealth. Now I don't have enough means to protect myself.

In addition to the believers of the Scale Gold Sect, there are probably eighty or ninety clergy members outside, as well as at least two priests. If I take you out directly, I don’t feel very safe, so I want to wake you up first, senior. , asking if there is anything you can do. "

Is there anything I can do?

Looking at himself who had all the bones removed from his body, the lazy young man had a headache and said:

"All the bones and joints in my body are gone, and only my mouth and neck can move. Oh yes, and now I have an extra butt... Anyway, with my current appearance, what can I do?

By the way, didn’t you pick up all those shell coins? How about you try to revive Emma again just like you saved me before? "

"I've already tried it, but it didn't work."

Leon shook his head when he heard this, and said helplessly:

"Senior Emma's situation is more complicated. The sword in her heart was a trauma to her soul, her arms were turned into emeralds by [Green Dream], and more than 300 lives were bought by the snake spirit. These three injuries are mixed together, and you cannot buy one of them separately because the number of shell coins is not enough.

In addition, unlike buying your bones, senior, things like 'injuries' cannot exist independently of the body, so if you want to buy the injuries on senior Emma's body, someone must bear the injuries. "

After raising his right hand and letting Senior Tom look at the emerald nails, Leon added with lingering fear: "The dip values ​​between me and Senior Emma...well...Leon's values ​​are too far apart, regardless of physical fitness, Soul strength and resistance to abnormalities are not on the same level at all.

To her, it was just a relatively serious injury, but to me, it was all fatal injuries. It is estimated that if I only need to buy less than one-tenth of the injury, my soul will be shattered by the sword wound on Senior Emma's heart. It completely turned into an emerald statue that could not move. "

"Then don't buy it..."

After looking at Leon's emerald green fingernails, the lazy young man thought about it and found that the current situation was really a bit troublesome.

Although the most dangerous goddess of wealth suddenly ran away for some reason, causing the three of them to accidentally save their lives, the members of the Scale Gold Sect outside [Green Dream] were still there.

According to the process of the gathering of the Scale Gold Sect, usually one priest from each of the three branches will be present. After one of them is killed by himself, there should be two priests left outside, as well as dozens of core members who have been baptized and have certain special abilities. .

Although it is an underground sect not known for its combat ability, the combat skills of the commanders of the Scale Gold Sect are very bad, which is the level of ordinary second-level cleaners, and even worse than the detective cleaners like Jerry. It is not difficult. deal with.

If he or Emma had a normal one, it would not be too easy to kill the two priests. It probably wouldn't even take thirty seconds. But now Emma is unconscious, he can't move, and the only intact Leon is also lost. The main battle against abnormal objects may not necessarily be able to defeat these gold-scale cultists.

If you had saved your life from the true god, but ended up falling into the hands of some hot-headed priests, you would really be unable to close your eyes until you died...

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"Otherwise...you could just stab me to death."

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"ah?"

"Don't worry, this is my trump card."

With Leon's confused expression, the lazy young man explained:

"When we first entered, didn't I perform three rituals in advance?

The first two sets of rituals have been triggered. The first set of rituals made of five kinds of metals is used to steal the money from the scale gold to teach the cat spirit. The other set of rituals made of mercury, sulfur and salt is used to neutralize the snake spirit. The influence of the secret temple, the last ritual is just used for resurrection. "

"resurrection?!"

"Yes, the effect of that ritual is to resurrect...or it will automatically activate after I am killed, restoring my dead body to the moment when the ritual was performed."

After looking at Leon who was full of shock, the lazy young man explained proudly:

"The six materials of the return ceremony are in opposition in pairs. Matches and amber represent solidified eternity and fleeting embers; the child's fingernails and the old man's suicide note represent the growth and end of the body respectively, and the horns and tail represent the beginning and the end. , achieving three perfect balances with each other.

And if I am killed, it means that the match of the body is extinguished, the old man of the soul passes away, life comes to an end, and the unilateral balance is completely broken. At this time, the remaining other half of the image will be activated and begin to re-enter. Shape everything about me.

After that, my body will be as eternal as amber, my soul will thrive like a child, and my life will begin again when it comes to the end, and I will be resurrected. "

"Let me tell you, this is my most proud ritual. When I defeated the True God, I relied on it to save my life, so you can feel free to stab me. As long as one sword strikes, I will be alive... Uh... wait a minute!"

Seeing the blood-red mace in Leon's hand that was full of upside-down nails, the lazy young man couldn't help but shudder in fear, and then instinctively retracted his newly grown tailbone.

"No...I asked you to stab me, but you're going to stab me with this?"

(End of chapter)