Maybe a Fake Gintama

Breakfast PK, winner! Jiang Cheng! !

After breakfast, Kamui dragged Afutu and followed Jiang Cheng, following Jiang Cheng like a stalker to Jiang Cheng's room.

Later, after seeing Jiang Cheng sit down and skillfully open the computer and take out the game controller, Shenwei also sat down with a smile on his face and picked up another game controller.

I'd like to remind you in advance that if you compete with me on this kind of thing, you have no chance of winning. Jiang Cheng reminded casually, Even if you can lose in other things, there are things I absolutely cannot do in games. Reasons to lose and self-esteem.”

That's it. It turns out that it's because of my humble self-esteem that I don't dare to see the result of losing. Kamui said with a smile.

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng's expression changed, and veins suddenly appeared on his face, Come on! You brat!!

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FPS game PK, winner! Jiang Cheng! !

Look, I told you that you're still far behind in this kind of thing. Jiang Cheng put down the game controller in his hand and snorted with some disdain.

That's right. In this kind of Nite-like life, I'm really not as good as you, stupid uncle. Kamui said with a smile, but the game controller in his hand made a cracking sound.

You bastard! Don't break my controller! Bastard!!

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During lunch time, Kamui, as expected, once again competed with Jiang Cheng, but in terms of the result, it was exactly the same as the breakfast PK.

The difference in appetite between the two is visible to the naked eye. If Shenwei is six, then Jiang Chengcheng is nine or even ten.

After lunch time, Shenwei once again followed Jiang Cheng to Jiang Cheng's room and started a new round of game competition.

Afutu just sat on the floor behind the two of them with a helpless look on his face. Although he was impatient, he didn't dare to say anything. He could only stay quiet and watch the two of them constantly competing.

However, something different from the morning was that before the two could decide the winner, Jiang Cheng's door was opened at the same time with the shouts of a girl with a round head.

Idiot uncle! It's time for this month's pocket money, Aru! Kagura shouted as he reentered the room, but just after Kagura saw the figure sitting next to Jiang Cheng, he was stunned. land.

Ah, it's Kagura, Jiang Chengtou replied without knowing it, I'm sorry, my uncle is fighting a battle that he absolutely cannot lose. Go get it from the shoes at the door. By the way, you can only take this. It’s a month, absolutely don’t take more.”

Why are you here!!! Kagura rolled her eyes and rushed towards Jiang Cheng. She aimed at the back of the two people's heads and kicked each of them. Not only Kamui but also Jiang Cheng were kicked into the computer by Kagura at the same time. in the screen.

Afutu then stood up with a constipated expression on his face. Although he could stop Kagura just now, after hearing Jiang Cheng's words, Afutu wisely chose not to move.

Yeah, yeah, yeah~ Isn't this the stupid little sister I haven't seen for a long time? It really makes my brother feel unhappy to see her in a place like this. Kamui said with a smile on his face as he got up.

Kagura!! Jiang Cheng looked at the broken computer screen in front of him and stared at it for a while, then rolled his eyes and shouted, Enough is enough! Why are you even including me! Didn't you already say that?! We are now in a battle that we must not lose! We must not lose!

Why is this idiot here?! Kagura pointed at Kamui and shouted at Jiang Cheng, Has the idiot uncle decided to form an idiot duo with his idiot brother to debut on Earth?

It's not bad. Kamui said with a smile.

Stop talking nonsense,

Kagura, Jiang Cheng waved his hands with an impatient look on his face, If you debut with such a brat, you will definitely not be popular. Maybe you won't be able to become a mainstream group in your lifetime.

Kamui, it's time to settle the score between us. Kagura suppressed the anger in her heart, looked at Kamui and said word by word through gritted teeth, I've waited long enough for this day, Aru. !”

Do you still care about that? Shenwei said with a smile on his face, I forgot all about it. After all, although she is a stupid sister, she is still a sister, and as a brother, she will not hold grudges so much.

Asshole!! If you hadn't taken all the money left by that bald man to repair your broken spaceship and used it as a broken pirate, I wouldn't have been so miserable! Kagura scolded with rolled eyes. He said, Do you know how I lived in those years, Aru?! That bald man only sent me a little living expenses every month. In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I took a spaceship and came to the earth!

Spaceship? Jiang Cheng looked at Shenwei doubtfully, Is that spaceship still there?

It's been scrapped, Kamui replied with a smile, But I was really happy at that time, sailing in the universe alone in a spaceship.

Uncle, listen to me Aru, Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng with an aggrieved look, Obviously this guy agreed to take me on the adventure, but when I woke up, I found that this guy had spent all the money I took them all away, leaving only a piece of paper. Is it too much? I often didn’t have enough to eat at that time.

Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Shenwei and criticized with a serious face: Nobita, that's wrong!

No, I just think it's not good to take my sister on adventures. If I encounter danger, it will hold me back. Kamui replied.

You should be the one holding me back, right! Kagura retorted with her eyes rolled.

Indeed, in men's adventures, women are indeed weaker and more likely to fall into danger. Jiang Cheng nodded again, and then looked at Kagura, From this point of view, I think it's because Nobita didn't take you with him. correct.

Stop joking! Then at least leave the money for me!

Didn't I already leave it for you? Shenwei asked with a smile.

Only enough to eat two bowls of white rice every day! Bastard!!

Seeing the increasingly angry Kagura and Kamui who always had a smile on his face, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't help but stretched out his hand to separate the two.

It's so noisy! If you want to make a quarrel, go out and make a quarrel, you two! Jiang Cheng yelled.

Just in time! Just in time for this fool to taste the feeling of being punched in the face by his sister's fist, Aru! Kagura raised her umbrella and pointed directly at Kamui.

I don't care about the painless fist. It doesn't seem to have improved at all anyway. Kamui always had a casual smile on his face.

Stop it!!! Jiang Cheng roared, If you want to call me, go out and fight! You can do whatever you want after leaving Yoshiwara! Everything that is broken is money! It is all the hard work of those wandering girls outside. Earned money! People who don’t appreciate other people’s hard work and only know how to vent their own anger are not worthy of being called human beings! Remember this! Bastards!!”

The two of them became quiet.

I'm sorry... Kagura pouted and whispered.

Not bad! It's good if you are willing to admit your mistakes! Kagura performed well! Jiang Cheng nodded, and then looked at Kamui, Nobita is coming too! Hurry up! My sister has admitted her mistakes in front of you, and as a brother, we can't lag behind!

Kamui smiled and said nothing.

Sure enough, my brother is not as good as my sister. In the final analysis, he has not made any progress at all. Jiang Cheng made a sigh, then looked at Kagura, Kagura, in view of your performance, this month's pocket money double!

Yo Xi! Kagura cheered instantly, and then looked at Kamui with a teasing look, Look, look, look~ If you haven't made any progress, you don't even have pocket money. It's not okay if you think you have made progress. You have to listen to what others say. Only when you say it will it count.

I see, being treated like a child can make you so happy. Kamui replied with a smile.

asshole!!

Seeing Kagura being irritated again, Jiang Cheng looked helplessly at Afutu who was standing at a loss and said, Hey, that deputy captain over there, I leave these two brats to you, keep an eye on them. Don't let them cause trouble, otherwise you will bear the responsibility on me. If it exceeds 10,000 yuan, I will compensate you according to the price.

Without waiting for Afutu to refuse, Jiang Cheng directly picked up the umbrella at the door of the room and stepped out of the room without any explanation. In the end, he only left one sentence: I'm going to buy a new monitor and new games before I come back. give it to you.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's disappearing back, and the brother and sister who were getting more and more fierce and about to break out into a war, Afutu suddenly regretted following his leader to this remote planet. If he hadn't come here, he wouldn't have. It's such a troublesome thing to be asked.

But then Afutu felt a little lucky, thinking that if he hadn't been here, he might not have had the chance to see his captain like this, as unyielding as a child, and constantly provoking his sister. …

But before Afuto could sigh, Kamui and Kagura took action at the same time and rushed towards each other.

Hey! Can you two understand me?! Afutu rushed forward...

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In the evening, Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshiwara with a new monitor and a game CD that had just been released.

However, when Jiang Cheng opened the door to his room, he was suddenly stunned. He saw that the entire room had been completely destroyed. It would not be an exaggeration to call it a ruin now. Kagura and Kamui were sitting in two corners of the room with bruises and faces, and they were still provoking each other.

As for Futu, he was even worse than the two of them. He was sitting in the room with his bare upper body holding a bandage and bandaging his wounds.

The moment he saw Jiang Cheng, Afutu suddenly felt like he was overwhelmed.

Um...can you explain it a little bit? Jiang Cheng looked at Afutu expressionlessly.

I've tried my best... I'm sorry. Afutu sighed helplessly, Our leader and his sister are not something ordinary people can stop. I have tried my best to stop them.

Hey, Kagura, this month's pocket money has been halved. Also, Nobita, you don't have to eat dinner today. After saying that, Jiang Cheng closed the door directly and left without looking back...