May Be the Fake Gintama

"No... there is no best."

"Of course everyone did it together!" Jiang Cheng spoke again, and then smiled at the crowd of wanderers on the side and asked, "Right? The babies?"

"Hi! Honey!" ×n

"You don't need to emphasize things like you are a scumbag!" Yue Yongbai shouted angrily, and then stretched out his hand to point to the wandering girls, "Where did you bring these babies from!"

"Don't worry, everyone I rescued has a good hip."

"Do you only look at the buttocks when you see women?! Is it just that you changed from oppa to there?! After all, you thought you were where you went, just to seduce women?!"

"Don't be stupid, do you think I would take advantage of everyone inhaling that kind of stuff?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, "No, you have been thinking too much, Yueyue, everyone...but they are all inhaling that. I was rescued before planting things! Right? Babies!"

"Yes! Jiang Cheng sama!" ×n

Yue Yong sighed, holding his forehead, "Ah, I forgot that this idiot was very popular with wandering girls, but if you can save so much, you can count on you as a meritorious service. Then everyone, now go to the sun wheel there, there It should be safe."

"In other words, will the Thousand-Man Slashing Conference be held at Hirin? Will it be a bit crowded?"

"So what is your purpose to save them! Anyway, hurry up and take them, and then... you are not allowed to hit them, and your hips are not allowed!"

"Don't worry, I will just [BEEP—]."

Whoosh!

puff!

Bah—!

thump!

"What about you, Baby?" Jiang Cheng fell on the ground, struggling to raise his head and stumbling to ask.

Yue Yong closed her eyes with her hands in her arms and slowly said, "The culprit must be found out. This farce must have been done by someone who spreads the fragrance. But if it is a large organization, there will be some clues to the investigation, that is to say, the other party is alone. Having done this kind of thing. Controlling people as his own hands and feet, he must be in the middle of this group of **** demons. The only way to start is here."

"Do you think I will allow this kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng, who stood up, grabbed Yue Yong's hand and said with a serious expression, "Do you think this kind of dangerous thing can be allowed?! And... More importantly... Thousands of people can't be cut without one person!"

"Don't touch me, you beast!" Yue Yong shook off Jiang Cheng's hand, clenched his fist and looked at Jiang Cheng with a flushed face and gritted teeth.

"Stupid," Jiang Cheng said quietly, and then leaned in Yue Yong's ear and continued softly: "I understand, I understand, there is no way. I can't just abandon these women behind, and even in front of them. I have to pretend to be. Let’s bear with me now, knowing that Yueyue, you are special, special to me~"

"Don't fool me with such bad-street love words! Do you think I am a junior high school student?!"

"What I said is true, true, oh~"

"You...!" Yue Yong clenched his fists with a face of shame, silver teeth almost crumpled, "Don't think that if you pause for the last few keywords, women will be hooked!"

"Really, really greedy Baby~" Jiang Cheng sighed softly, then looked at Yue Yong with a gentle expression on his face and said, "Do you want me to belong to you alone?"

Yue Yong was slightly startled, and hurriedly defended: "I...I didn't say that!"

"Really?" As he said, Jiang Cheng scratched his own hair and showed a bit of distress, "Since I didn't think about it, let's forget it, it seems that I will be wrong. I was expecting...no, I hope...forget it. Forget it. What I said just now is as if I didn't..."

Jiang Cheng's voice was still in the future, and a hand suddenly grabbed the corner of Jiang Cheng's clothes.

"Such as...if...that...so what would you...you...what do you do?" the blushing Yue Yong lowered his head and asked quietly.

"Do you still need to ask this kind of question?" Jiang Cheng answered casually, then turned his head and smiled, "It's the same as what you expected in your heart."

thump! thump! thump!

The heartbeat speeded up gradually, and his face turned completely red, Yue Yong stared at the trembling eyes, and looked at Jiang Cheng in front of him with an incredible expression.

After a few seconds, Yue Yong responded, lowered her head again and said in a low voice, "That...that...just as I said, besides, I...that... don't know much about this kind of thing, but...that... But... if possible, I still hope to start with holding hands. I can bear this if I can..."

Hearing the sound, the smile on Jiang Cheng's face became more intense...

"As long as you hold your hands, it doesn't matter if you can kill a thousand people or a thousand people." Jiang Cheng, who was holding Yue Yong and being held by A Miao, said with a smile, "And... as you wish, first. This will let you come. So, yo, everyone is ready to come out..."

Yue Yong's face, held by Jiang Cheng and Jiu Bingwei, gradually darkened completely, and at the same time a strange fierce light began to appear in his eyes.

"Wash inside—!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Hey, Darling, why are they all here?" Yueyong burst into blue veins, her eyes flickering fiercely, and the whole staff beside her fingers, Amao, Jiubingwei, and the same kind-hearted wandering girls with pink caring eyes. And asked, "Don't you mean that you can't hit someone who has a love potion?! What's the matter with them? By the way, did you even start with your friends?!"

"Calm down! Baby!" Jiang Cheng who buckled himself from the wall and came behind Jiu Bingwei and A Miao quickly defended, "I definitely didn't mean it! When I found them, I was already in love with them. I'm in a state! I really have no way to bring them around! There is absolutely nothing wrong with it! Rather than let them fall into that kind of danger, it is safer for them to follow me first?"

As he said, Jiang Cheng very familiarly put his hands on the shoulders of Jiu Bingwei and A Miao, and at the same time raised his brows, "Furthermore, A Miao is a man. How could I be interested in men? What? And Gubei...I don’t know if it’s a man or a woman. Will I start with such a person? At least I have to say it after I have checked the body? Right? Baby?"

"Who is a man! Who is going to be examined by you!"

Ah Miao and Jiu Bingwei roared together and threw Jiang Cheng out of the back.

"Oh!" Jiang Cheng screamed, his head was also smashed into the road.

And Yue Yong was also taken aback, and said in a somewhat inconceivable way: "You...have you not fallen for the love potion and liked this scum?"

"Don't laugh, Your Excellency Yueyong, how could I be fooled by the kind of "blindfolds that look very cute" or something this beast said. "

"Yes, it is better to be deceived by this kind of scum than to be eaten by a real beast."

"But you both had heart-shaped eyes just now, so why are you both closing your eyes now? Hello..."

"Why... how is it possible!" A Miao hurriedly turned her back, while quietly defending: "You must be wrong! Right? Xiao Jiu!"

"Ah! It must be the reason why I wanted to eat heart-shaped potato chips just now." Jiu Biewei who also turned his back said quietly.

"It's not the problem!"

"Besides, it's not a romantic comedy in the Jomon period that the eyes become heart-shaped this year," said A Miao, who turned her head with her right hand against her cheek.

At the same time, Jiubei also turned around, holding his hands and nodded nonchalantly.

Looking at Ah Miao’s two 3D heart-shaped eyes, Yueyong instantly complained: “No, you have become the latest model, you have become a 3D one! By the way, Jiu Bingwei, you just turned the eye mask into a heart shape. Potato chips! Don't lie to yourself, you smell the love potion, right?"

"I didn't smell it, I didn't smell it!" A Miao argued loudly, "And taking a hundred steps back, even if you smell it, you can't be interested in this kind of waste wood!"

"That's right! We have no interest at all to be the female number one or something!" Jiu Bingwei quickly agreed, "We just don't think we can let this guy just leave it alone!"

"Relax... Don't worry," Jiang Cheng stood up slowly at this moment, with no expression on his face down, "I'm already sober, thanks to your just now, I'm completely sober. I’m really sorry for what you did so many rude things..."

"Hey? Has the effect of the medicine passed?" Yue Yong was taken aback.

"Ah, it's all over, it doesn't matter at all, I don't want to take a shot at a woman casually anymore." Jiang Cheng continued slowly, but then raised his head again with a smiling expression and raised an index finger. , "Sure enough, Opie and **** are irrelevant. The most important thing is the tear mole underneath. Sure enough, that is Sai Gao's!"

"You just awakened some new XP again!" Yue Yong's eyes burst with blue veins, tugging at his neck and spitting out loudly, "Why is that kind of medicine aimed at your XP! And...Ah! Wonder, Jiubei, didn’t you say that you are not interested in this idiot?! Why do you put a mole on your face! How afraid of being abandoned!"

"Anyway, UU reading www.uukanshu.com I already understand, at least I have to do this." Then, Jiu Bingwei added an iron chastity belt to Jiang Cheng, and the chastity belt was also connected to an iron chain. , There is a huge solid iron ball at the end of the chain, "If you don't do this, those women with moles of tears in Yoshihara will be in danger!"

"You are the one who is dangerous! How worried are you that other women will start to attack him!" Yue Yong complained again.

"I said it's not like that!" Jiubei defended with a bulging mouth.

"Besides, what's the matter with you? Didn't the eyes become heart-shaped in the previous chapters? That is definitely heart-shaped, right?" Ah Miao also said.

"That... That's because I want to eat Genji pie!"

"Does that differ from heart-shaped potato chips?" Ah Miao asked rhetorically.

"My love is bigger than heart-shaped potato chips!"

"So what? Do you mean you love more?"