May Be the Fake Gintama

Yoshihara, early morning.

Still feeling the strange feeling on his face, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes blankly, bursting with veins, and said, "Hey, I'm not that kind of perverted foot control bastard!"

But after just finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something wrong...

...

Breakfast time.

"Ahahahaha! What is your costume?" Jiang Cheng couldn't stop laughing while clutching his stomach. "Why is it a cross screwdriver? What are you playing? Is Yoshihara's new activity?"

Listening to Jiang Cheng’s ridicule, Yue Yong’s face exploded with two blue veins and began to beating constantly. Then, Yue Yong quietly put down the tableware, calmly took out the two kunai and threw it out fiercely. It stuck on Jiang Cheng's forehead.

The latter rolled his eyes and fell, falling into a pool of blood, still convulsing constantly.

"Speaking of, why did you become like this, Yueyue?" Sun Run smiled, then looked at Yueyong and asked aloud, "Is it a doll outfit?"

"No, it's not," Yueyong murmured with one hand on his chin, "I thought it was this idiot or Baihua's prank, but after I asked it, I realized that it wasn't like that. Moreover, this is not something as simple as a doll costume. , I can't take it off at all."

"That's really troublesome," Hilina frowned slightly, "When did it become like this?"

"It became like this when I woke up in the morning." Yueyong replied.

"So in other words, it became like this while sleeping, right?" Hirachi analyzed, "It seems that Yoshihara needs to strengthen patrols."

"Well, I have arranged Baihua to do it."

"But the most troublesome thing at the moment is to find the culprit earlier that caused you to become this way, and to restore it as soon as possible. It's also very inconvenient, right?" Rilun said with a serious expression on his face.

"Yoshihara's safety is the first, and this body is not so inconvenient," Yueyong replied, "The strength of the body has increased a lot."

"Suga," Jiang Cheng sat up, plucking out Kuunai from his head, "Since Yueyue doesn't matter to you, then I feel relieved."

"Hey, what do you mean?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng faintly.

"Actually, when I was playing a game late last night, I suddenly saw light outside the window." Jiang Cheng stretched out an index finger and squinted and said with a smile. "Curiously poked his head and glanced, he actually saw a flying saucer. Your window stopped at Yueyue, this kind of nothing remarkable, thinking that Yueyue you will be able to handle it, so I sit back and play games."

As soon as Jiang Cheng's voice fell, Yue Yong got up and kicked Fei Jiang Cheng and cursed: "You've said this kind of thing earlier, bastard!"

"I thought it was a dream..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly, "And didn't you say you don't care?"

"How could it be a bastard!"

"That is to say it is the phenomenon of "sacred hiding"," Sun Chakra explained, "When humans were taken away by flying saucers and their bodies were arbitrarily modified when the existence of heaven and human beings were not known before, it is almost this kind of thing. Look. Come, this time I am really involved in something bad."

"Hey, do you remember what the flying saucer looks like?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng.

"I don't remember," Jiang Cheng got up and sat up and shook his head, "Say you were the one who was transformed? Don't you remember it at all?"

"I don't have any impression at all." Yue Yong frowned after thinking for a while, raised his head and replied.

"It seems that the memory has been cleared." Sun Wheel analyzed.

"Actually, it's not a big deal," Jiang Cheng curled his lips. "If you are really not satisfied, I can introduce a cosmetic surgeon to you, and I promise to change you back to the original shape. And you can get a 30% discount on my name. of."

"Do you know such a reliable friend?" Yue Yong was full of disbelief.

"Of course." Jiang Cheng said, clapping his chest, and then took out a business card from her arms. "She boasted that she was the number one plastic surgeon in the universe before. Although she hasn't seen it for a long time."

"There is no way, in this case, I can only ask Jiang Chengsang's friend." The sun raised his head to look at Xiang Yueyong.

"Well, although it is a friend I know, but a reminder, don't talk too much about me." Jiang Cheng put his business card on the table, "Just say that I introduced it."

"Why?" Hichirin asked with a smile.

"The reason, in short, it's very complicated, and I can't tell it for a while." Jiang Cheng scratched his hair, and couldn't think of any good adjectives for a while, "It's... uh, yes, just listen to me anyway. "

"Isn't it the woman you used to be?" As soon as Rilun said this, she fell into a cold moment.

Perceiving Yue Yong's eyes as looking at a scum, Jiang Cheng waved his hand quickly and said haha, "No! Maybe I might have had so many bad relationships in the past, but this is really not!"

"For example, the chief of Opalstar?" Hirin said with a smile, squinting.

"That's not it at all!" Jiang Chengyi corrected righteously, "That's just being misunderstood! That one can only blame the tradition of Oupaixing! It is said that Oupai who praises women is equivalent to that on earth. Confession or something, isn’t that too ridiculous? And after I learned about it, I seriously refused it!"

"Is that so? Didn't anything else happen? For example, a good night or something?" Hirina joked, covering her mouth.

"Why do you know?" Jiang Cheng asked subconsciously, but then he reacted and quickly explained: "No! The beautiful night I said is different from the beautiful night you imagine! A beautiful night on earth is different! Things like this have never happened! I have never been such a casual man!"

After the explanation, even if he didn't see it with his own eyes, Jiang Cheng could still clearly feel Yue Yong's scum-like eyes behind him. He stood up immediately, scratched his head and said awkwardly: "Go to the toilet, go to the toilet, you eat first..."

After speaking, Jiang Chengfu also left here as if.

"It seems that our Lord Night King, before, was also a wandering son." Sun Run chuckled lightly, hiding his face.

"It's just a scum." Yue Yong snorted coldly.

However, after just finishing talking, Jiang Cheng appeared at the door again, but the difference was that Jiang Cheng lowered his head and expressionless. If you look closely, you will find that Jiang Cheng's face burst into blue veins.

"What's the matter?" Sun Chakra asked, "Are you angry at Yueyue's words?"

"It doesn't matter what kind of thing," Jiang Cheng raised his head, although his face was full of veins, but he maintained a refreshing smile, "I just want to ask Yueyue, do you want to destroy this with me? The world?"

Hearing these words, what happened to Rilun, and stared at Jiang Cheng's stock...

"It's too late for me to wake up. It's better to destroy this world as soon as possible." Jiang Cheng still smiled, "Gao Tsai's mood, maybe I only realize it now."

"It seems that you need this business card more than I do." Yue Yong picked up the business card on the table and mocked.

"How could it be possible!" Jiang Cheng shouted with big red eyes, "This kind of thing can't be compared with the original no matter how it is modified!"

...

On the other side, the trio of Wanshiwu just walked into the Internet tea room and sat down. Before he could speak, Kagura's cell phone rang.

"It's my uncle Aru." Kagura took out his mobile phone, pressed the answer button and put it to his ear, "This is a newbie flat-blade screwdriver, Kagura-chan Aru."

"Oh," Kagura said, handing the phone to Yinshi, "Yinjang, my uncle said that you will answer the phone."

"I'm annoying!" Yin Shi directly took a picture of his phone on the table and pressed the hands-free button, "Now I am preparing to hunt the heavens! Do you want to kill me by killing me?!"

Jiang Cheng's voice came through the phone: "No, how could it happen? I just want to ask if you are interested in joining me... destroy the world~ I'm going to contact Gao Zi and the wig soon~"

"Not interested!" After that, Yin Shi hung up the phone irritably.

"Hey! It sounds like the situation over there is also terrible! Can you listen to Jiang Chengsang's words to finish!" Xin Ba Hao frantically complained.

"Who cares! The destruction of the world will be destroyed! But before that, Yinsang, my world has been destroyed first, bastard!" Yin Shig shouted.

"Well, wait, at least listen to what happened to Jiang Chengsang..." As he said, Xin Ba Ha took Kagura's hand...

...

In the online tearoom, all five people present were expressionless.

After a long time, Xin Ba Hao took the lead to break the embarrassment. He looked at Yue Yong who was sitting beside him, twitching the corners of his mouth and said, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang has also encountered the same situation as us..."

As he said, Xin Ba Hao looked at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting next to Kagura on the opposite side, "But there seems to be nothing wrong with Jiang Chengsang..."

However, as soon as the words were spoken, Xin Ba Haw suddenly thought of something ~www.NovelMTL.com~ and continued incoherently: "Difficult...Is it impossible? Just like Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang is the same as Yinsang. Is it all the trick? !!!"

"Hey, four eyes," Jiang Cheng raised his head and said with a smile, "Do you want to destroy this world together?"

"Don't use such a refreshing expression to say such terrible things!" Xin Ba Hao vomited loudly, and immediately after, Xin Ba Hao found that Yin Shi was secretly taking out a notebook on the side, and the Jiang Cheng's writing in the notebook was secretly taken out. The name was crossed out, and he immediately asked without expression: "Wait, Yinsang, what is that?"

"Of course there is a list of possible crimes, in other words, the existence that must be erased." Yin Shi looked up and explained seriously.

"Enough of you! By the way, most of the people on the top are acquaintances! Why do you think they did it?! And didn't I say it all? The universe did it!"

"No, if you think about it, these people have motives for committing crimes!" Yin Shi explained with a grim look, "Even if it doesn't, Yin Sang my world is shattered, so there is nothing wrong with these people going to hell? Right?!"

"That's right!"

"It deserves to be Silver Time," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "but these people alone are not enough? Since we want to torture, how about killing all the normal people in the whole world? People in the universe, or people on earth, Wouldn’t it be okay to destroy them all?"

"That's right, Jiang Cheng, you can occasionally put forward some good opinions." Yin Shi praised.

"Don't say it! You two don't say it! Stop that kind of dangerous speech!" Xin Ba Ha hurriedly stopped, "Furthermore, Jiang Chengsang, you are on Yinsang's list just now. Oh!"

"It doesn't matter, because I always have Yinshi's name on my list of obliterations." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.