May Be the Fake Gintama

At noon one day.

Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng's room.

Yin Shi stood outside the door, grabbed his messy hair a little irritably, then kicked Jiang Cheng's door and walked in.

Behind Yinshi, Xiaoyu was following.

"Hey, shit-like bastard." Yin Shi yelled at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the ground wearing headphones, holding the gamepad in his hand and staring at the computer screen intently.

However, the latter did not respond at all, probably because the sound insulation of the headphones is too good.

"Hey! Bastard **** like shit!" Yin Shi took two steps forward and shouted again.

However, Jiang Cheng still did not respond.

"Hey! The **** bastard like **** [BEEP——] [BEEP——] [BEEP——]!" Yin Shi stepped forward again, standing behind Jiang Cheng with blue veins bursting out loudly.

"It's so noisy! Bastard! And why is it that you scold more harder than once?!" Jiang Cheng instantly got up, and an elbow hit Yin Shi into the air.

"Can you hear your soul light from the beginning?!" Yin Shi scolded after getting up and rubbing his belly.

"Ah, I can hear and hear." Jiang Cheng took off his headphones and replied impatiently, "Kagura hasn't come very often recently. Has it been replaced by you? What's wrong? Is it for pocket money? ?!is it?!"

"Thank you, my uncle." Yinsang took two steps forward unscrupulously and stretched out his hands.

"Wash inside." Jiang Cheng replied blankly.

"Isn't there no Jia Aru? Because there is no Jia Aru, why don't you give it?! Bastard uncle!" Yin Shi spit out loudly.

"Yeah! As long as you kneel and call out your uncle, I will give you as much pocket money as you want, bastard!"

To see, the two of them were about to pinch again, Xiaoyu on the side hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Master Jiang Cheng, Master Yinshi, please don't be so irritable. Why? Why do you two quarrel when you meet?"

"Because he is upset!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi tugged at each other's collars, turning their heads and shouting at the same time.

"What's the specific reason?" Xiaoyu asked again.

"Does that still need to be asked? His entire existence makes me very upset!" Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time again.

"Why do you follow me?" ×2

"Huh?! Why don't you die yet?!" ×2

The two pinched again, but the two of them had just pulled each other's collar this time, and Xiaoyu on the side couldn't help laughing.

"It's really interesting, two adults." Xiaoyu continued, "Obviously sometimes they are so similar, but they hate each other so much. What are the specific reasons? There should be some?"

"Ah, yes," Jiang Cheng broke free of Yin Shi's hands, and at the same time withdrew his own hands, replied casually, "I hate all of this guy's head, limbs, and the rest. I was thinking [how good this guy would be if he died]"

"What you said is no different from just now!" Yin Shibai shouted, "I hate it the most, your head, upper body and lower body! I always think [When will this guy disappear from this world?]"

"It makes no difference what you said, bastard!"

"When did Master Jiang Cheng and Master Yinshi meet?"

Yin Shi Jiangcheng: "I don't know it twenty years ago."

After just finished speaking, the two looked at each other and spoke at the same time again.

Jiang Chengyin: "I don't know it twenty years ago."

"Hey, can you not easily change your answer?! Do you follow the trend so much?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "Your natural scroll can be maintained for so many years, and one answer can't be maintained for two seconds. ?!"

"You said you are right?! You like to copy answers, don't you?! Like a pupil, don’t have your own ideas, right?!"

"Data record. The reason why Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi hate each other is that they have become bored with each other's body in the long 20 years..."

"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng stopped quickly. "Where did you learn the bad things about Xiaoyu?!"

"The body of this idiot, even his [BEEP——] woman has no chance to [BEEP——] the second time." Yin Shi sneered.

"Hey, it's enough. I can't get through this stalk? I never remember my past is such a [BEEP——] man!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Don't think the author didn't write you just I can talk nonsense here! Sue you for slander, bastard!"

"I didn't write? Why didn't you write that you didn't count yourself?!" Yin Shi was unwilling to show weakness, "not because your past is like [BEEP——] you know [Beep——] all day, twenty a day Four hours [BEEP——], I didn't write it because I was afraid of being harmonized!"

"Nothing at all, bastard!"

"Because I didn't write it, did it become something that has never happened?!" Gin Shiki retorted, "It's like you didn't have constipation today, so you can say that you didn't eat yesterday?!"

"It's totally different things, bastard!"

The two sides are getting more and more intense, and they are already gearing up to do it.

"That, Lord Yinshi, can you describe it more accurately? What do you mean by [Beep——], [Beep——] and [Beep——]? Because all are processed in accordance with the silence, my system Can't analyze it."

"Hey, do you want this work to be cut in the middle?" Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and vomited expressionlessly. "Didn't you talk about everything just now? He made up all those just now."

"it is true!"

...

"It's a bit tired from the noise, and my throat is a bit uncomfortable." Jiang Cheng opened the refrigerator and took out two cans of Coke, one of which was thrown to the side of Yin Shi.

Afterwards, the two men opened the tab in a surprisingly unanimous manner, raised their heads and drank, even the number of swallows was the same, and the same time elapsed after drinking, and the same length of interval was played.

Xiaoyu who looked at this spectacle was amazed by it.

"Let's talk, what the **** are you doing here? I'm also very busy," Jiang Cheng came to the table and sat down, and asked with some annoyance, "If you were arguing with me, you will be very tired today, please. once."

"No, I have no intention of quarreling with you, an idiot," Yinshi dug his nostrils and glanced at Xiaoyu on the side. "It's Xiaoyu's business."

"Xiaoyu? What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"Mother-in-law Dengshi told me to take a breath occasionally and gave me 72 hours. No, there are 68 hours and 38 minutes left. No, 37 minutes of vacation time." Xiaoyu replied, "But working for people is a robotic maid. Mission."

"This kid is really amazing. I sat on the stairs of my house for two and a half hours." Yin Shi interjected.

"So I want to know, what exactly should I do during vacation? Master Jiang Cheng, Master Yinshi. Has Granny Dengshi abandoned me?"

"That old woman may just want you to relax occasionally and have your own time." Yin Shi replied, "Well, although this should be more difficult for robots."

"[Relax] What does it mean?" Xiaoyu asked again.

"In short...it's that..." Yin Shi thought for a while, "it means to rest."

"Then [rest] what should I do?"

"Your explanation is getting more and more troublesome for Yin Shi. Granny Dengshi just wants you to do what you want to do." Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "instead of running around with this kind of waste wood, go by yourself. Isn’t it all right to do what you like?"

"What do you mean by what you like?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid, there must be some, that is, when you do something, you feel more comfortable, and when you do something, there are more smiles on your face. Or, whoever you want to stay with, stay with Someone feels happy around."

"She's a robot, how can she be in any mood." Yin Shi waved his hand in disapproval.

"Ha~ It will cause people trouble," Jiang Cheng stood up as he said, "Although he is a little reluctant, leave it to me."

"Did Xiaoyu bother Master Jiang Cheng?" Xiaoyu raised his head and asked.

"No, I didn't mean that, that." Jiang Cheng scratched his hair. "That's it. No other meaning."

"[That]? What does [that] mean? Can you explain it more specifically? Xiaoyu can't understand such a general vocabulary."

"Anyway, it doesn't have any special meaning. Human beings are like this. Sometimes, don't you often send words that have no practical meaning?" Jiang Cheng was a little bit asked, so he could only bite the bullet and pick it up. I will sigh. Although I think it may be an expression of dissatisfaction, it is actually just a momentary expression of emotion. After that moment, the word has no practical meaning anymore."

"In other words, did I make Master Jiang Cheng feel distressed for a moment?"

"Silver, you will explain."

"Hey?! Why did you throw the pot to me?" Yin Shi yelled, "The ghost knows how to answer this kind of troublesome question!"

"Sir Yinshi, is Xiaoyu troublesome?"

"Ah, no, it's that one, that one, that one," Yin Shi quickly replied.

"It’s [that] again? It’s the same as Mr. Jiang Cheng’s answer just now, or that Mr. Yinshi’s [that] and Mr. Jiang Cheng [that] are not the same [that~www.NovelMTL.com~ or two people say "That" is actually a [that]? Xiaoyu can't understand it."

"So annoying!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

Xiaoyu closed her mouth instantly and was silent.

"That, Xiaoyu, in fact, that has no special meaning anymore. It's just an excuse that someone asks when he doesn't know what to answer," Jiang Cheng said embarrassedly, "Also, if you really don't find it Things to do, you can go out more, aren’t you a robot? You can compare several things you do. For example, when you take down the silver stick, you are eager to complete 100%. [Beep——] when the silver is dropped, I am eager to complete the degree, 200%. In this way, you can find more willing things. In addition, if it is really these two things, I suggest you work together carry out."

"Hey! Why use my stick and [BEEP——] for example! Why not use yours?!"

"Xiaoyu's curiosity about Lord Yinshi's stick and [BEEP——] is zero. Curiosity about Lord Jiang Cheng's stick and [BEEP——] is zero."