May Be the Fake Gintama

The latest website: "All you have to do is trust me." Yin Shi hummed and replied.

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At two o'clock in the afternoon, Lizi's working time had just ended. At this time, Li Zi replaced the uniform of the convenience store's staff, and put on a pink kimono embroidered with white and yellow butterfly patterns, standing still waiting for the arrival of the fourteenth.

【listen! The so-called ambition of a man is that it is better to be dumped than to dump others! Don't let her have any nostalgia for you, let her completely hate you! 】

[The girl's heart is like a marshmallow Aru, and it disappears in a little while! 】

[So just show her the nasty and dirty places of men! 】

Shisi recalled what Gintoki and Kagura had said today, and walked towards the chestnut not far away. As for Yin Shi, they were hidden not far from them.

"Abbreviated as [Dirty Battle Plan of Tufang Mulberry]!" Xin Ba Haw summed up in a low voice with confidence.

"Abbreviated as [dirty soil] Aru!" Kagura answered.

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But what happened next went beyond everyone's expectations. Because today’s purpose is to make Shisi be hated by chestnuts, but whether it is to let Shisi take chestnuts to watch the 18-forbidden movies in a small movie theater, or let Shisi deliberately expose the fact that he is a mayonnaise madman while eating, Or deliberately pretending to be spineless in front of the gangsters, all! All were accepted by Lizi! !

And it was accepted without the slightest bit of irritation! Chestnut is now completely a pair [As long as Mayura-sama, no matter what I do, I will accept and like it! ] Looks like. At this moment, the trio and the Fourteen in the House of Everything were a little speechless.

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When it was dusk, Shisi and Chestnut stood on a hill in the park, watching the sunset in the distance. After a whole afternoon of useless work, Fourteen is also a little tired at this time.

"Master Mayuro, he did not hesitate to protect me just now for me." Lizi turned his head, and the little star looked at XIV with admiration.

"Uh...that," Fourteen could only replied awkwardly, "It's just a conditioned reflex, almost..."

"I'm actually shy... so cute~" The love in Li Zi's eyes became even heavier.

Hearing the sound, Fourteen now really feels a sense of helpless exhaustion.

"Ah!" Seemingly noticing that he was a little gaffe, Li Zi quickly turned away from her face, and squeezed her face: "How can I say such shameless words...I don't know if I will be affected by such words. You dislike it, ah~"

At this moment, the fourteen inadvertently reached the silver time behind him who was waving his hand, and then after taking a look at the chestnut that was still twisting in place, the fourteen crept over.

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"Hey, let this kind of thing spare me, I'd better avoid it." Fourteen said while sitting on the ground with his arms crossed, with a tangled expression on his face.

"How can you escape? Mufang Mulberry." Xin Ba Hao persuaded.

"So, do you leave a wound that is hard to heal for a young girl?" Gin Shizuo said slowly, "If you are a man, it doesn't matter if you are a man, it doesn't matter if you break off a few ties, but only the innocence of betraying the little girl is absolutely nothing. Will be allowed. In the past, there was a man next to me just like you. He could not refuse women properly. That's why many women left the scars of their lives. Silence and evasion without authorization is not gentleness. !"

(At this moment, Jiang Cheng standing on the top of a certain building suddenly sneezed. The person on the side always realized: "Boss, are you catching a cold?"

Jiang Cheng smiled and replied: "No, maybe it's just a stinky kid behind me who is yelling at me. By the way, they seem to have reached the final stage, should we be on the stage?"

Sougou: "Yes, boss, in the end, let's take the earthmoving mulberry for a ride."

After speaking, the two looked at each other again and at the same time showed extremely refreshing (black belly) smiles. Kondo, who was watching, got a hair straight in his heart. )

"Betrayal... This person has said something troublesome... Who is the man you are talking about? Is there really such a man next to you?" Xinba Hae said with a disgusting expression, and then looked aside. Squinting Doudou's eyes, Kagura was speechless, "Kagura-chan, what can you do?"

Kagura replied nonchalantly: "If you break up and leave, a woman will forget Aru after crying for three days."

"This person is also speaking blatantly without mercy..." Xin Ba Haw sighed lightly.

"Damn it! Why do I have to get involved in such a troublesome thing?!" Fourteen whispered in a somewhat unbearable voice.

"It's okay to escape, but do you have the enlightenment that you will never show up in front of that child again?" Gin Shiki looked at Fourteen seriously and asked aloud.

"of course."

"As long as you can escape the consciousness that you are willing to do anything?" Yin Shi asked again.

"It depends on the specific situation, as long as you can do anything." Fourteen said with a serious face.

"Seriously?"

"Hi."

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At this time, Lizi has found the fourteen missing, standing in place, looking around anxiously and constantly shouting [Master Mayura~]

But at this moment, the voice of Fourteen came from behind Lizi.

"I hope you can listen carefully to some words."

"Mayuro Da..." Lizi replied in surprise, before turning around. But it was stopped by Fourteen again.

"Don't look back!" Fourteen went on, "This is what I haven't told you so far..."

"What are you going to say?" Lizi asked aloud.

"Actually...I am actually the prince egg yolk of Mayonnaise Star." Fourteen replied earnestly.

"Wang...Prince..." Chestnut's pupils trembled fiercely.

"You can turn your head and get the egg yolk."

Hearing the sound, Lizi quickly turned around. Only then did he see what the fourteen looked like now. Only fourteen was wearing a giant mayonnaise bottled doll costume, showing only his calves, arms and a face. There is also a golden crown at the top of the bottle.

Seeing the appearance of Fourteen, Li Zi lowered his head and sighed slightly.

Seeing the appearance of chestnut, the fourteenth thought helplessly: [Sure enough, it still doesn't work? No matter how you look at it, it’s really like going through it like this...] Thinking of this, Fourteen closed his eyes...

But at this moment, Lizi said: "Sure enough, it is like this. I always feel like I am not an ordinary person. I have always felt this way."

[Successful! ] Fourteen ecstasy in my heart, [Adding egg yolk at the end of the sentence works! 】

"If I stay on the earth for a long time, the egg yolk will die," Fourteen said slowly, then turned to look at the sun about to sink into the ground, and said softly, "It seems that the egg yolk is almost reaching its limit now."

"Do you want to go back?" Lizi asked out a bit unbearably, also facing the sunset.

"Almost the person who picked me up is coming soon, too." Fourteen soft voice replied.

"That..." It seems that he finally made a decision in his heart, Li Zi turned his head and said seriously, "Take me with you! It doesn't matter if you eat mayonnaise every day! I...please! Let me be with you." together!"

After speaking, Lizi plunged directly into the arms of the prince.

[It seems to be moving in a more troublesome direction! 】Fourteen secret paths are not good, 【Calm down! fourteen! You should be able to settle it! 】

Suddenly, the fourteen inspirations flashed, and he placed his hand gently on Chestnut’s shoulder, and whispered softly to persuade: "Don’t be foolish, the egg yolk, the mayonnaise star is all the egg yolk in the remote area with mayonnaise as the air. It’s not you The yolk of the viable planet. Now, you just need to live on the earth and the yolk will be good. I will always guard your yolk..."

"Does it really last?" Li Zi asked softly, raising his head.

"Of course the egg yolk." XIV replied with a tender face, but just after speaking, XIV saw tears overflowing from the corners of Li Zi's eyes, but before XIV could say anything, Li Zi stood on tiptoe and gently He kissed Fourteen on the cheek, then turned and ran away.

Lizi stopped and stood fourteen steps away, shaking his shoulders slightly, and then turning his head, despite the tears in the corners of his eyes, he still said boldly, "I won't cry even when I part. of."

At this moment, the sound of the pallet truck came from the side.

"Prince, it's almost time for the egg yolk." A man who was also pulling the cart with a mayonnaise doll in front of him shouted, bowing his head.

"We're here to pick you up with the egg yolk." A man in the same costume who was in the cart behind said.

[Why became two people, the CHINA little girl? ] Fourteen doubts in his heart, but the doubt is only a moment.

After that, Fourteen walked directly to the cart and sat on it. At the same time, he turned his head and waved at the chestnut standing on the spot, smiling and comforting: "You also want to live a happy life, egg yolk."

"Master Mayura! Goodbye!" Lizi waved goodbye.

"Go ahead with the egg yolk." The man pulling the cart said in a low voice, and at the same time stepped forward.

Chestnut watched the cart go further and further until it disappeared, as if the sun was gradually sinking into the ground...

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"I've said enough? How far is it? You shouldn't be such hardworking people, are you?" The fourteen who was still sitting on the cart asked in confusion, "Where did you go?"

"Where?" The cart boy behind him grinned, then raised his head.

The little brother pulling the cart also turned his head and gave a dark smile.

"Of course I will send you back to the Mayonnaise Star!" Jiang Cheng and Zongwu said at the same time.

"It's you two!" Looking at the two deep-shaking S (Zongwu and Jiang Cheng) in front of him, XIV exclaimed, "Where did they go?!"

"Don't worry, after paying a small amount of pocket money, they are super relieved to hand over the follow-up matters to us," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Mayonnaise Star? Haven't heard of it~ Zongwu Jun, Have you heard of it?"

"It's okay, the boss, it's all in the sky anyway," Sougo replied, "Isn't it enough to send Lord Prince to the sky?"

"It makes sense, Mr. Zongwu." As he said, Jiang Cheng directly tied XIV.

At the same time, Sougo took out a giant sky-sweeping monkey of the same height from the side and tied it behind Fourteen, "Don't worry, Prince, I can definitely go back."

"Hey! You two..." Fourteen scolded with a blank eye, but before he finished speaking, Sou Gou on the side gagged his mouth with a towel, and could only make a whining sound.

"Come to the earth again next time, Lord Prince." Jiang Cheng hid his face and sobbed in a gesture of reluctance to say goodbye.

"Sayunara, Lord Prince." Sougo said with a sorrowful expression, and lit the fuse at the same time...

Then, after Jiang Chengyu applauded and sent off, Fourteen slowly lifted off...

boom! ! !

A huge firework exploded in the sky~www.NovelMTL.com~ The pattern is a huge bottle of mayonnaise...

At the same time, it was accompanied by the swearing voice of Fourteen: "You two wait for me!!!"

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"Aren't you doing something too much?" Jiang Cheng looked at Zongwu, who was puzzled.

"Uncle Songping acquiesced." Sougo replied.

"But why am I absolutely you are fighting injustice for your old sister?" Jiang Cheng continued.

Sougo did not answer.

"Well, forget it, I've had a lot of fun today, and I went back to the egg yolk." As he said, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and turned and left.

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