May Be the Fake Gintama

Yoshihara.

"At least get out of here for a walk! You waste wood OTAKU! The whole Yoshihara is floating with the [stink of the house] on you, bastard!!"

Seeing Jiang Cheng who had begun to emit an unidentified smell, Yue Yong finally kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window unbearably, and then threw Jiang Cheng's umbrella beside the window, and then closed the window heavily. .

...

"It hurts..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and slowly got up from the ground, and whispered in a low voice, "What are you doing? I started going crazy early in the morning. Has the menopause come early? That stinky woman, cut? !"

As soon as the voice fell, two kunai greeted Jiang Cheng's head...

...

The streets of Edo.

Jiang Cheng walked while holding the umbrella and complained in a low voice, completely unaware of the fact that the surrounding pedestrians pinched their noses and avoided him like a plague god. There were even the fact that several pedestrians started to vomit because they couldn't stand the smell from their bodies. .

"It's really hateful, that woman. It's just been in the house for less than a month, but there was a smell on her body just now, why do you have such a big reaction? What else is called "house smell"? I didn't even listen to it. I've said that, stinky woman."

As he said, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something, stopped, stood on the spot with his chin and muttered: "No, it's not right, does it really smell like something on your body? Isn't she talking nonsense? Even though it's a rainy season Often staying in the room is prone to mold..."

Then, in order to verify whether he was as Yue Yong said, Jiang Cheng raised his arm and sniffed his clothes with his nose, but in just a second, Jiang Cheng turned around and directly supported the wall and vomited...

"Σ_(???"∠) vomit..." Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth, and muttered with a black line on his face, "It smells... Is this the legendary... house smell? "

"Don't smell it! It's the [stink of the house]!" A mother turned her back to Jiang Chenghu behind her child, squatting down to help her child cover her mouth and nose, her face full of serious thoughts, "After smelling it, she will Contagious! It will become a hopeless OTAKU!"

"There is no such thing!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and stared blankly. "It won't be contagious at all! Why do I say that I am the same as a biochemical virus?!"

This young woman turned her head and glanced at Jiang Cheng, just about to say something, but before she could speak, she quickly covered her mouth, turned around and threw up...

"Sorry, Tamaru," the young woman looked at her son apologetically, "Mother may not be able to cook for you today. Mom has been infected. If you don't go to beat the small steel ball today, it will definitely be hopeless. Yes, my mother will give you two thousand yuan, can I go to the convenience store to buy a bento by myself?"

"What specific method of detoxification is that?! Obviously you want to play, right?!" Jiang Cheng frantically complained, "Obviously I am too lazy to cook for my son! And why does his son use that kind of resentment? Are you looking at me?! Why does it seem to be my fault?!"

"Mom!" Damaru-his son looked at his mother who didn't listen to vomiting with tears, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with a look of resentment again, "It's all your fault! Mom becomes like this, it's all yours. Wrong!!"

"It's so annoying, stinky kid! It's obviously that your mother wants to hit the small steel ball! Are you a fool?! Can't you see it because you are a fool?!" Jiang Cheng screamed with his neck bursting.

"I'm sorry, Tamaru..." The young woman took out two pieces of one thousand yuan in her arms in an confessional tone and gently placed them in her son's hand, "Mom...Mom is no longer good..."

"Mom!!" Duomaru yelled to the sky in tears.

Jiang Cheng's face was full of black lines and the corners of his eyes twitched as he watched this farce like life and death, with blue veins jumping on his forehead...

...

"It's really, what [smell of house], it's really irritating. I haven't seen a mother of that kind of self, and deceived her son for that kind of reason to play for herself. It's really a sick society..." Jiang Cheng muttered uncomfortably as he walked, "It made me feel bad early in the morning. It's really..."

"Where are we going to eat?" Tamaru asked aloud after Jiang Cheng.

"Whatever you want, just eat whatever you want, but before that, it's better to take a bath first..." Jiang Cheng subconsciously nodded and turned back, but just finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and stopped. Turning his head and staring blankly at the little bit who was following him, "Why did you come here? Didn't you say it? Your mother just wants to hit the small steel ball by herself! It has nothing to do with me. what!"

Hearing the sound, Damaru's eye sockets instantly moistened, and she curled her mouth as if she was about to cry at any time.

"This trick doesn't work for me," Jiang Cheng said blankly. "I don't have that kind of sympathy that overflows so much."

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Tamaru burst into tears with a wrinkled face, and the cries suddenly attracted the surrounding passers-by.

"Uuuuu...It's all because of you...uuuu...mother left me alone," Tamaru was aggrieved and shed tears, "It's all your fault, you still have this attitude... Oh oh..."

"If you are touching porcelain, your acting skills are too bad," Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, "this level of touching porcelain was the lowest level when I was young."

After listening, Tamaru cried louder.

"Have you heard? That child's mother seems to have been abandoned by that man..."

"It looks like a human, but he can do that kind of thing secretly..."

"Besides, it's really bad that this man wants to abandon his child now..."

"That's right, what a terrible man..."

"Speaking of stinky, don't you think there is an unpleasant odor? It's the odor emanating from that stinky man..."

"Ah, I can smell it too, it smells! He is really a stinky man..."

...

Listening to the whispers of the pedestrians around him and the scum-like sights of the pedestrians who can feel them even without looking, Jiang Cheng's completely black face jumped with blue veins.

"Shut up, you guys!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted, "It's not what you said, bastard! I don't know this stinky kid at all!"

"This kind of man has an appearance, but his heart is rotten to the extreme..."

"That's right, the rancid smell in my heart has been radiated through the body..."

"Yes…"

...

Listening to the whispers of a crowd of onlookers, Jiang Cheng's face darkened...

...

In the bathhouse.

"It's great~" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and leaned on the pool, and couldn't help groaning, "Sure enough, it's very comfortable to take a bath once in a while~"

"Yes~" Tamaru followed Jiang Cheng, and closed his eyes and leaned against the pool, "It really feels comfortable~"

Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng's expression stagnated for a moment, and then turned his head to look at Domaru and reminded him: "Hey, stinky boy, this is only one time. After taking a bath, I will give you a meal and give me a good reply. Home."

"Hi~" Tamaru replied.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally took a closer look: He has short black hair, big eyes, and a small round face. It looks like he should be six or seven years old.

"It looks harmless to humans and animals. As expected, the kid is a kid," Jiang Cheng snorted, then took a sip of the iced Coke that was just bought from the vending machine by the pool, and once again released it comfortably. Moaning: "Yeah~ It really goes well with iced Coke and a bath~ But some people like to drink milk after the bath."

"Yeah, it really fits well~" Tamaru took a sip of Coke, following Jiang Cheng's appearance.

"You know that kid, hahaha..."

...

After soaking in the soup and putting on dry-cleaned clothes, Jiang Cheng led Tamaru to a restaurant.

"Order whatever," Jiang Cheng held his hand and waved his hand impatiently, "but only this time."

"Oh!" Tamaru replied and turned over the menu with excitement.

"Sure enough, it's a kid, I can be so excited at this level." Jiang Cheng mumbled disdainfully, and then glanced at the Damaru in front of him again: the linen looks a bit old but the wash is very clean. Wearing a few patches of clothes, it seems that he shouldn't be regarded as a child of a wealthy family.

"Obviously it is this kind of family situation, that mother still has the heart to beat the small steel ball, really..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips and muttered again.

"Nannini? Small steel ball? What small steel ball? Did you win this child by hitting the small steel ball?" Yin Shi, who was sitting next to Jiang Cheng, asked aloud, then raised his hand to face. The clerk not far away shouted, "Two cups of chocolate parfait! Please!"

"No, I just met a woman who left her son to beat a small steel ball~www.NovelMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, but then, Jiang Cheng reacted and glanced blankly. Gintoki next to him, a girl with a ball head and a human-shaped spectacle frame beside Tamaru on the opposite side, "Hey, why are you here? "

"I accidentally saw a trafficker who seemed to be abducting children on the road, so I followed." Yin Shizuku nodded and turned back.

"Do I look like someone who knows how to do that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng spit out expressionlessly, then looked at the new Bajiao who was constantly ordering orders with the clerk, and shouted expressionlessly: "Also... I didn't even say to invite you guys to dinner! Can you not order by yourself!"

"What does it matter? Anyway, if you invite one, please also please, and if you invite four, please also please." Yin Shi dug his nostrils and said casually.

"It's totally different!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Don't be so stingy, next time I will lend you my treasured photo album, all of which are fine pieces." Yin Shi was very familiar with Jiang Cheng's shoulder with a smirk, "I guarantee you I definitely like it."

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