May Be the Fake Gintama
Chapter 271: : The result of delusion for nothing is often a result of nothing!
"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui replied, and then looked at Yin Shi and the Shin Ba Hao and Kagura behind Yin Shi, "Why are Yin Shi and the captain here? Are you still wearing such suspicious clothes?"
"We should ask you this sentence!" Xin Ba Hao and Yin Shi cried at the same time.
"Could it be..." Gui suddenly thought of something, and then he held his chest with one hand, and put his chin on the other hand in a contemplative manner. After a few seconds, he raised his head and looked at Yin Shi dignifiedly in front of him, "Sure enough, Yin Shi Are you guys also attracted by the breath of the meat ball?!"
"What is the breath of meatballs! You can explain it to me, bastard!" Gin Shiki said anxiously, "Are you attracted by that indifferent thing?! This is not a zoo, bastard!"
As he said, Yin Shi suddenly noticed something, twitching with black lines in the corners of his eyes, pointing to the bulge of Gui***** meat ball, "Could it be that... the meat ball you said refers to the two on your chest? Tuo silica gel..."
"Should it be worthy of being another trump card of our organization," Gui chuckled lightly, and then raised his arms around his chest, "How?! Is there any difference from the real meatball?!"
"What are you thinking about in your head!" Yin Shishi said angrily. "It doesn't matter if you pretend to be a women's clothing, why do you have to add something like that to your chest! I never remember you having such a hobby? what!"
"It's not a hobby, it's a disguise!" Gui corrected with a serious face, and then explained to himself, "The so-called disguise is to put all of yourself in it, whether it is heart or body! A complete change is achieved. Install!"
"What you are talking about is called transgender!"
"When you didn't think of silver, you also had a bit of research on cross-dressing women's clothing," Gui nodded, "Indeed, if time is not urgent, I am going to complete the transformation of the lower body project, but time is really urgent. That's why I had to come here with this incomplete costume."
"Who has that kind of hobby anymore! Don't talk nonsense to me, bastard!" Yin Shibai roared, and then, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something, glanced at Jiang Cheng who was sleeping on the ground, and the expression on his face gradually changed. Seriously, "Don't pretend to be stupid, wig, your goal is also Jiang Cheng, right?"
"So it deserves to be another trump card of our organization. Did you even notice this?" Gui Yang raised the corner of his mouth, and then categorically admitted: "Yes! Our purpose is to take advantage of Jiang Cheng's monthly fortune.の power, to help us earn money from the raid!"
As he said, there was a trace of unbearable expression on Gui's face: "The newly joined ambitions lack the respect and love for Rouqiu. If this continues...it will be nothing but empty talk. So! I need more. More funds to help the barbarians, lead them to understand the meat ball in depth! Let more aspirants understand that the meat ball falls in love with the meat ball!-in the zoo."
"Give me a minute!!" Yin Shi hurriedly stopped, and then directly yelled, "Is your purpose just to take your hands to the zoo?! Is it possible to do this for the zoo tickets?! No need That's it! You don't need to do that kind of thing anymore!"
"No," Gui raised his head and said with a serious face: "How can the world be leveled without sweeping a house? The same applies to replacing the meat ball. If you can't love even the most common meat ball, you can talk about saving the country. Your thinking is too narrow, Silver Time!"
"Shut up, you idiot!" Yin Shishi burst into Qingjin yelled, "I have never heard of such a truth! Are you just for your own selfish desires?! It is for your own selfish desires that all your subordinates fall in love. Isn’t it what you like?!"
Hearing this, Gui shook his head, sighed lightly, and said with a slight emotion: "How is it possible, but I put myself in the place for the sake of this country."
"Who believes it!!"
"But when you come back to the silver, your temper is really a bit irritable. Is it because you are dissatisfied with the trivial life?" Gui made a caring look, and then took out an application form from his arms, "Since you are so dissatisfied with life If so, how about taking this opportunity to join us? Our door to the barbarians is for people who are dissatisfied with their lives."
"Why did you persuade me to join me halfway?!"
"If you join now, you can also enjoy the seven-day intensive class in the Yi Yi lecture hall that I personally teach! It is a completely free one!" Gui continued, "Now just call..."
"You shut up for me!" Yin Shi hurriedly covered Gui's mouth, "Don't give me advertising during this time, bastard!"
"I always feel that things are getting worse and worse..." Xin Ba Hao pushed his glasses, and made an expressionless voice with no sense of existence.
But at this moment, all the Baihua ladies and sisters who had been around finally reacted.
"Sure enough, your purpose is also Jiang Chengsama!"
"Don't want to succeed!"
"Just do our best to protect Jiang Cheng's virginity!"
"Sama Jiang's chastity is ours!"
...
Listening to the speeches of the young ladies from Baihua, Yin Shi and the others were all silent.
After a while, Yin Shi burst into blue veins and yelled: "It's disgusting! Do you think our purpose is something that no longer exists?! No, it's not at all! The purpose of your stay here is just that. Is that?! Are you aiming at that idiot's lower body?!"
After listening, a group of Miss Baihua took out Kuwu.
"You are not allowed to say that about Jiang Chengsama!"
"What do you know about Jiang Cheng Sama again!"
"We just want to take this opportunity to see Jiang Cheng sama's demeanor! The demeanor of the lower body!"
"Yep!"
...
Yinshi's face burst with blue veins, and he shouted loudly: "There is no difference at all! In the end, don't you just stare at his lower body?! There is no such thing at all! Chastity or something, this idiot has been there for a long time. It was gone ten years ago! No, not only is chastity, this idiot has no morals!"
"You are not allowed to slander Jiang Cheng Sama!"
"Even if you are Jiang Chengsama's friend, you cannot be forgiven!"
"Sisters, let's go!"
"Death to guard Jiang Cheng sama [BEEP——]!"
(Xin Ba Hao: Wait, why did you hear something strange?)
Immediately afterwards, a group of Baihua members rushed towards Yin Shi.
"Hey, Kagura! It's your turn!" Yin Shi blocked the two Baihua members, and then shouted behind him.
"Yin Sang..." Xin Ba Hao, who had been **** by a group of Baihua members, murmured, "Kagura just went to the bathroom because he ate too much..."
Yin Shisheng staggered and almost fell, then turned his head and took a look. Looking at the girl who was supposed to be standing behind him, but actually the ground was empty, Yin Shisheng yelled irresponsibly, "Why not? Do you want to go to the toilet at this time?!"
"Yin Shi," Gui, who was also defending against the attacks of the Baihua ladies, turned his head and proposed, "It's better to cooperate! If this continues, our goal will be impossible to accomplish! We can only cooperate!"
"No way! It can only be this way!" Gin Shiki made up his mind, gritting his teeth, "But, say it in advance! The benefits you get are divided into seven and three!"
"Five-five! This is my last concession!" Gui Cunbu refused.
"August two!" Yin Shi yelled while forcing the two Baihua sisters to retreat.
At the same time, Gui also forced back two Baihua members, and cursed at Yin Shi: "Did you bargain like this?!"
"September 1! My low price!" Yin Shi yelled again, "In addition, as a partner, you also need to provide me with the principal of small steel balls!"
"You are too much! Why do I have to provide the principal?!" Gui cursed.
"If you don't agree, I'll leave now!" Yin Shi threatened.
"You bastard..." Gui said word by word through gritted teeth.
"I will give you three seconds to consider, one, two, S..."
Yin Shi was interrupted by Gui before he finished speaking.
"I agree! Bastard!" Gui's heart was dripping blood.
"Yo Xi, then I should be serious." With that, Yin Shi's expression finally became serious, and at the same time he inserted the wooden knife in his hand back into his waist.
"I haven't seen it for a long time, the true posture of the legendary Bai Yacha." Gui chuckled lightly and said with a slight emotion.
But as soon as Gui finished speaking, he felt like he was hanging in the air, "Hey? Wait? What's the matter? I feel like riding a roller coaster..."
"Look at the move!!" While shouting, the small top incarnation of Yin Shi, who was holding Gui's arms, turned. The Baihua ladies around were forced to retreat one after another.
"You...you...you messy...little...child!" Gui intermittently furious voice came from the top, "Okay... dizzy, I really want to vomit...Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."
"This is my trick!" Yin Shi shouted.
"I can't get close at all, what should I do?" a Baihua lady said, "and the vomit is constantly being thrown out, what should I do? It smells so bad, I want to vomit too, Σ_(???"∠) vomit……"
"There is no other way, I can only stand by Jiang Chengsama's side! Σ_(???"∠)Oh..."
"That's right, you can only do this! Σ_(???"∠) ugh..."
"Σ_(???"∠) vomit..."
...
At the same time, the members of the Gui Yi faction saw this scene, and they bent down and vomited...
Seeing the crowd around Jiang Cheng, the Baihua sisters who were still vomiting, and the Gui Yi faction who was also vomiting, Xin Ba Hao's eyes twitched, and finally, Xin Ba Hao couldn't bear it. I live, I bowed my head and vomited, Σ_(???」∠) vomit...
At this moment when the picture is too beautiful to look directly at~www.NovelMTL.com~ a woman who was awakened by the noise came to Jiang Cheng’s room expressionlessly, and took out a few painful arms from her arms without expression. No, slammed it towards everyone, just a few seconds, all the people present rolled their eyes and fell down...
KO! !
...
early morning.
Jiang Cheng Youyou woke up, got up and stretched out after sitting up, "Yeah~ I really feel comfortable in this sleep~"
But then, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something was wrong with you, and quickly covered his nose, "It smells so bad!"
After that, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and looked at the people in the room who were sleeping on the mosaic objects that looked like burnt words, and said blankly:
"Hey, did you have a banquet in my room yesterday?"
(End of this article)
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