Master, I Need Charging

The latest headlines seem to be contracted by RK.

At first, it was revealed that there was a quality problem with the RK robot. Someone on the Internet released the scene where Director Xu Zhicheng was attacked, and the injury identification issued by the hospital.

The next day, surveillance cameras of the RK Building appeared on the Internet, followed by news that Xu Zhicheng colluded with Huaxin. In addition, Xu Zhicheng’s various negative news began to emerge in an endless stream, such as taking bribes when serving as a judge in a domestic film award. A certain work in the name is suspected of plagiarism, and some people even suggested that he used the film to launder money for the underworld.

Xu Zhicheng's reputation fell sharply, but the reputation of RK President became more and more popular. From the promotion of underwear president to one punch president, the number of RK official Weibo followers exceeded one million, and the president of RK almost became the president of the whole people.

Immediately afterwards, Huaxin Technology prosecuted RK on charges of commercial monopoly, and the national antitrust regulatory agency began to intervene in the investigation.

This is a very serious accusation, and once convicted, RK may face a billion-dollar fine.

In an uproar in the circle, everyone stretched their necks to see RK's reaction.

RK announced the recycling of the old machine at this time. Consumers can pay a certain difference in exchange for the latest model of the model according to the degree of old model damage.

Regardless of whether RK is really monopolized, the masses are happy to hear about it anyway.

RK's major stores have been ranked long since then.

——Master Chen is very satisfied with today’s news, and feels that his grandson, as a wicked capitalist, has finally done a good thing that benefits the people.

Because of the good mood, I ate an extra fritter for breakfast.

After breakfast, he did not forget to continue to toss Gu Anbao. When he walked into the courtyard, he pointed to the big bamboo basket placed beside the courtyard wall and said to Gu Anbao behind him: "Carry it."

Gu Anbao did as he did.

Mr. Chen said again: "The bamboo chopsticks next to it are also taken."

Gu Anbao glanced, and there were two humble bamboo chopsticks next to the bamboo basket. She stooped to pick up the bamboo chopsticks on the floor and couldn't help but wrinkle her eyebrows slightly.

"Grandpa... this is so dirty." She whispered. Both chopsticks are black.

Mr. Chen smiled proudly, blowing a beard and said: "How can young people be afraid of dirty? I thought we used to pick up the dung directly, how can you have the conditions you have now? What's the good news? Hmm? Hurry up and take things with me."

Gu Anbao: "..."

What did she hear?

... picking up dung?

...Oh my god...

Mr. Chen looked up at the weather, um, it was okay, the morning sun was not so strong.

"Hurry and hurry up, pick up early and come back early, you want to kill me! Hurry up!"

Gu Anbao had no choice but to take bamboo chopsticks in one hand with a bamboo basket in hand and walked out of the yard with his fate behind him.

Grandpa Chen brought Gu Anbao out to pick up trash. He saw where there was rubbish, he directed on the spot and asked Gu Anbao to pick it up.

The problem is...

The village is not like a city. The roadside is full of plastic bags and waste bottles in cans. The most indispensable on the country road is the excrement of various animals.

The dried feces exposed on the road, roasted by the sun, are basking in the sun...

Gu Anbao looked at the slaughtered **** on the ground, and the whole person was stupid.

Mr. Chen said in his ear, "What's wrong with dog shit? Do you not **** every day? These are all natural and very clean! It's much cleaner than the toxic water and toxic air in your city." You are not too dirty to drink water and breathe every day, why is it dirty to pick up the dog's feces?"

Gu Anbao doesn't want to argue with his father...

It's pointless to argue with a 78-year-old man...

She resisted the discomfort and clamped the sloppy dog ​​on the ground...

"That's right! Work, you can't be afraid of dirt or hardship! Work is the most glorious! You young, you know hedonism, your thoughts are completely poisoned by capitalism! You don't understand the greatness of working people! Ah! Pick it up and pick it up!...There is still there, have you seen it?..."

Gu Anbao: "..."

Grandpa, can you stop talking...

The environment here looks beautiful and beautiful, but walking on all kinds of rural roads carefully, I realized that there are so many shit...

Gu Anbao can only be thankful that no one in the village keeps cattle, most of them are dog's shit, pig's shit, sheep's shit, but fortunately there is no cow dung...

"Oh, this old Yang's family, has rushed the flock to this side again. How many times have you said not to catch the sheep on the road, look at and see these sheep dung balls..."

The sheep dung ball looks like a lot of small black projectiles. If it was not Mr. Chen who told Gu Anbao, she didn't know that the sheep's stool would look like this.

But... no matter how cute it looks, it's shit...

Therefore, the feeling of picking up **** just doesn't get better!

With patience, picking up the sheep dung **** on the grass one by one, Mr. Chen came impatiently——

"Smoothing Hao, Mo Hao... You can't pick it up in the dark according to your picking method!" Then, the old man stretched out his hand and grabbed the ball of sheep dung on the ground! Throw into the bamboo basket in Gu Anbao's hands!

Gu Anbao was dumbfounded, "... Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, you you you..."

Mr. Chen looked at her contemptuously, "How dirty can it be? Ah? The sheep eat grass, how dirty can it be? This thing can also be used as medicine, it is Chinese medicine! Understand? Can you compost, can you? Pick it up, pick it up! Really ignorant..."

Gu Anbao was completely speechless...

Even if you can get medicine, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is shit! It's shit! Human **** and urine can also be used as medicine! Even if you can take medicine, it is shit! There is no comparison at all!

Mr. Chen slapped Gu Anbao on the back and urged: "Hurry up! Pick up one by one next year, grab it directly with your hands! This thing is not dirty, the sheep eat grass..."

Gu Anbao was crying! The hand that patted her was the hand that just grabbed sheep dung? right? right? ... Grandpa is so annoying!

...

As a result, it was clearly said to come out and pick up garbage, and finally Gu Anbao picked up a basket full of stools.

Thinking of her petting from childhood, why had you ever thought that she would one day fall to the point of picking up stool?

She can only sigh in her heart: Life is like a dream...

It was almost noon when I returned home.

Gu Anbao walked back with Mr. Chen and saw at a glance that a car was parked outside the courtyard. She was very excited!

Is Chen Yuheng coming? Are you here to pick her up?

Walking into the courtyard with anticipation, he saw that under the green vines, Aunt Xu and a woman were sitting on the rattan chairs, talking about something.

The woman turned back with a faint smile on her face.

Gu Anbao froze...

Pei Lijun?

Mr. Chen smiled first, "Xiao Pei is coming!"

Pei Lijun nodded with a smile, "How is Grandpa's health recently? The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. My mother has packed a lot of dumplings and brought you some taste."

"Hehehehe...well, I’m in good health, but you guys, work pressure is not too much, the body is the capital of the revolution." Mr. Chen obviously has a good impression on Pei Lijun, waving to Aunt Xu, "Our family Preserve a few watermelons for Xiao Pei."

Gu Anbao stood staring blankly, feeling a bit lost...