Mass Transmigration: I Have an Armory

The first year of the Dragon Calendar, the first day of the first lunar month, the Spring Festival.

The people of Longguo strongly support the proposal of the Dragon Calendar.

In Nancheng and Longcheng, every household is decorating with lights and making New Year's Eve dinner, and laughter fills the entire city.

On the streets of Nancheng.

A dozen little brats are running happily in the snow.

They just came back from Longcheng, each holding a big box in their hands, chatting excitedly.

"It's the New Year~ Let's set off firecrackers~"

"Zixuan, after eating the New Year's Eve dinner tonight, let's set off fireworks together."

"You are wrong Zixuan, theoretically speaking, the New Year's Eve dinner refers to the meal last night."

"Hey, who knew that last night was New Year's Eve? Even today's Spring Festival was just decided half a day ago."

"That's right..."

The group of little brats laughed and ran past Xiaonan, Huotong and Huang Yuanming.

"New Year's Eve dinner? What is this?" Huotong asked in confusion.

"You don't even know what New Year's Eve dinner is?" Xiaonan shook her head in disappointment, "Huang Yuanming, you tell her."

Huang Yuanming said: "The so-called New Year's Eve dinner is the meal to be eaten on New Year's Eve."

Huotong still didn't understand: "What is New Year's Eve?"

Huang Yuanming thought for a while: "New Year's Eve is the night before the New Year."

Huotong still didn't understand: "Then what is the Chinese New Year?"

"Chinese New Year... Chinese New Year is the Spring Festival."

"Then what is the Spring Festival?"

Huang Yuanming himself couldn't explain it clearly, so he could only say: "The Spring Festival involves very complicated astronomical and geographical knowledge, including revolution, rotation, 365 days and nights a year, etc. If you are really curious, I can take you to Longcheng and consult experts in this field."

Huotong shook his head: "That's not necessary, I'm just asking casually."

Just asking casually? You are almost asking until you get to the bottom of it.

"Miss Huotong, why don't you come to my house tonight for New Year's Eve dinner?" Huang Yuanming invited enthusiastically, "My mother's dumplings are delicious."

Huotong: "What are dumplings..."

The two of them asked and answered each other, like a teacher and a student... Xiaonan couldn't listen to their conversation anymore, and walked quickly towards the City Lord's Mansion while drinking milk tea.

…………

South City, at the gate of the City Lord's Mansion.

Nanfeng looked serious, took a deep breath for a long time, and finally adjusted his state to the peak.

"Pen!"

Nanfeng stretched out his hand suddenly, and Su Zeran next to him handed over a brush full of ink.

Swish swish swish!

Nanfeng waved his hand, and the pen moved like a dragon.

He quickly wrote a couplet on both sides of the gate of the City Lord's Mansion.

Upper couplet: Hee hee hee hee hee.

Lower couplet: Hahahahahahaha.

Horizontal banner: Smile often.

"Huh." Nanfeng slowly exhaled a long breath and said, "Perfect."

The crowd watching: "..."

"My God, this couplet was written by a person?"

"The most uncultured couplet in the world has appeared."

"Although the city lord is uncultured, his handwriting is also... ugly."

Faced with the ridicule of the crowd, Nanfeng's heart was not moved.

These guys know nothing.

This couplet only needs to be read once to make people laugh immediately. Isn't that enough?

They know nothing about the wisdom of my Nanshen.

"Brother, brother, I want to set off firecrackers." Xiaonan squeezed in from the crowd and saw the couplets written on both sides of the gate at a glance.

She subconsciously read it: "Hahahahahahaha?"

Seeing this, Nanfeng nodded with satisfaction.

Did you see it?

Did you laugh?

This is the wisdom of Nanshen!

"Set off firecrackers?" Nanfeng came back to his senses and asked, "Where can I get firecrackers?"

Xiaonan: "There are in Longcheng. I see many primary school students go to Longcheng to buy firecrackers."

What, Longcheng can already make firecrackers?

Then wouldn't the next step be to make artillery, cannons, and star destroyers?

Nanfeng glanced at the laser cannon in his backpack and suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

"Let's go, Xiaonan, let's go to Longcheng to have a look."

Nanfeng took Xiaonan and strode towards Longcheng.

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Ancient Forest.

In the depths of this forbidden forest, there are nine extremely powerful beasts. They are called the nine overlords of the Ancient Forest.

These nine overlords each have a huge territory, and these territories are more or less close to the fog in the center of the forest.

"The fog is about to dissipate."

At this time, on a mountain, a giant ape said in a muffled voice.

Behind it, there are densely packed beasts, including jackals, tigers, leopards, snakes, insects, rats and ants.

These are all the little brothers of the giant ape!

The other eight overlords are used to being alone, only this [Sky Pattern Green Light Ape] is keen on recruiting little brothers.

It spends a lot of time managing little brothers, so it is natural that its strength ranks last among the nine overlords.

This has always been a knot in the heart of [Sky Pattern Green Light Ape].

As the weakest overlord, how can it establish a tall and mighty image in the hearts of its little brothers?

"I must improve my strength!" [Sky Pattern Green Light Ape] thought so.

And the way he improves his strength is also very simple, that is to go into the fog to eat the Chosen One!

The fog was too thick before, and if you enter rashly, you may be lost in it forever.

But now the fog has faded. [Sky Pattern Green Light Ape] sent ten of his men into the fog yesterday, and eight of them returned safely today.

This shows that the fog is no longer a threat to them.

They can rush into the fog and eat the Chosen Ones alive!

"Brothers, today, I will lead you into the fog to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks!"

"There are a lot of Chosen Ones in the fog. As long as you eat one, your skills will increase by decades or even hundreds of years."

"How much you can eat, brothers, depends on your luck."

[Sky Pattern Green Light Ape] turned around and looked at the endless beasts in front of him, and said in a muffled voice.

"Eat! Eat! Eat!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

The beasts were so excited that they cheered loudly.

They seemed to have seen the moment when they broke through level 45.

"It's now, brothers..."

"Follow me!"

[Sky Pattern Green Light Ape] roared and rushed into the fog.

Behind him, hundreds of thousands of beasts howled and rushed in.

Occasionally, some weaker beasts were transported to unknown places by the mist.

But in front of the huge herd, the loss of dozens or hundreds of beasts had no effect at all.

The increasingly thin mist could not stop the beasts.