Marvel’s humanoid magic weapon

Coulson was still depressed, and Black Widow suddenly interrupted.

She had been staring at Fang Tian's bright forehead since she entered the door. Now, she finally couldn't help but ask.

"Mr. Fang, why are you so bald after not seeing me all night?"

It's okay not to mention it, but when this topic is mentioned, Fang Tian is filled with bitterness.

He had a fight with Professor

Among them, the battle with Professor X was a confrontation on the spiritual level.

Although he was at a disadvantage,

Professor His arms became bare.

Finally, it was the fight with Storm.

It is estimated that when Storm fought with other people before, no one would have left her such a long time to accumulate power.

This time , she had a good time, and the lightning pillars, which were a hundred meters thick, hit the sky and the ground one after another.

Storm hit people happily, and Fang Tian was beaten happily.

Both parties were regarded as Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, One wish was made and the other was made.

The only flaw was that all the hair on Fang Tian's body was turned into char by electricity.

His body had strong recovery power, and he recovered at the time after suffering a slight injury, but his hair was not like this. It's a function.

If you want to restore your old outlook, you probably have to wait a little longer.

Thinking about how long he will have to be bald, Fang Tian felt unhappy.

He turned to look at Colson, who was still worried about his hair, and the corners of his mouth twitched. A hint of a sinister smile.

Since I'm unhappy, wouldn't it be nice to let someone else accompany me?

His eyes flashed red, and Colson's hair had turned into green smoke, leaving only his shiny forehead without any harm. , showing Fang Tian's excellent control.

But Colson didn't think so. He only felt his forehead getting hot, and his black hair suddenly disappeared. He touched his shiny forehead in disbelief, and he wanted to Without tears, he pointed at Fang Tian tremblingly:"What's going on? When you two were talking, why did you suddenly turn your anger on me?"

Seeing someone accompanying him in his sorrow, Fang Tian felt a lot more relaxed.

"Hehe, don’t you think this hairstyle is great? It's relaxing and cool."

Colson roared in his heart, with countless thoughts rolling in his mind. He wanted to draw his gun right now and shoot the smiling Fang Tian into a sieve.

However, he also knew a little about Fang Tian's strength. He knew that if he drew his gun, he would only die. It would be himself.

He took several deep breaths before suppressing the impulsive thoughts.

Black Widow looked at Coulson, and the more she looked at it, the more funny she felt. Finally, she couldn't help but burst into laughter. Her stomach hurt from laughing and she couldn't stop. Come down.

Colson's face turned livid and he roared:"Why are you laughing! If you laugh again, I will make you bald too! Black

Widow smiled and winked:"Mr. Coulson, the eighth-level agent, how do you want to turn me into a bald head?" Come over and hit me?"

Colson felt sad and angry in his heart. The hateful man and woman in front of him, I...can't beat him alone!

As the saying goes, happiness is based on the pain of others. Looking at the sad and angry Colson, Fang My mood finally got better

"What, you two are here just to know why my hair is falling out?"

Colson:"No, we……"

Fang Tian interrupted him:"Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy."

"……us……"

Fang Tian raised his voice:"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to maintain world peace, I, a Kryptonian from the M78 Nebula, went out to dye my hair last night."

"Then, I discovered that the United States is terrible. The inferior hair dye actually damaged my perfect hair. When I got up, I found that my perfect hair had completely fallen off, and there was not a single strand left."

"You think, should your bureau be responsible for this huge loss? Colson

's face was dull:"Does world peace have anything to do with you dyeing your hair?""

"I dyed my hair and my hair fell out. Is there any hair removal cream that works?"

"What's more, if your hair falls out, what does it have to do with us?"

"The most important thing is that we are not some bureau, but the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau. Please remember it clearly!"

At the end of the sentence, the bald Colson roared ferociously.

Fang Tian picked his ears indifferently.

"No matter what game you are in, what game it is?"

"Let me ask you one question, are supernatural events your responsibility?"

Colson instinctively felt something bad, but for this kind of thing, he had to answer:"Yes, all supernatural events in the United States are under our control."

Fang Tian raised his fingers in front of his eyes and blew on the non-existent earwax.

"So, do aliens count as supernatural events?"

Things are getting worse and worse. Colson bites the bullet and says,"Probably, maybe?"

Fang Tian slapped his hand on the table, making a loud noise, and shouted:"Then tell me, does New York belong to the United States?"

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