Marvel’s humanoid magic weapon

Coulson was still there depressed, and Black Widow suddenly interjected.

Since she entered the door, she has been staring at Fang Tian’s shining brain, and now, she finally can’t help but ask.

“Mr. Fang, why didn’t you see you all night, and your head was bald?”

It’s good not to mention it, as soon as this topic is mentioned, Fang Tian’s stomach is full of bitterness.

He fought with Professor X, Laser Eye, and Storm Girl last night, relying on his, and happily found three beatings.

The battle with Professor X is a clash of minds.

Although he was at a disadvantage, Professor X could not hurt him in the slightest.

Next came the laser eye, and the laser eye’s all-out attack broke the hairless hair on his arms and turned his arms bare.

In the end, it’s the fight with Storm Girl.

It is estimated that before, when Storm Girl fought with others, no one would ever leave her such a long time to charge her power.

This time, she was able to have a good life, a hundred meters thick, and the thunder pillars that followed the heavens and the earth split.

The storm girl beat people hard, and Fang Tian was beaten up happily.

The two sides can be regarded as Zhou Yu beating the yellow cover, one willing to fight and the other willing to be beaten.

The only fly in the ointment was that the hair on Fang Tianhun’s body was electrocuted into char.

His body was very resilient, and he recovered at the time with a slight injury, but the hair did not have this function.

If you want to restore the old view, it is estimated that you will have to wait a little longer.

Thinking of the bald head who didn’t know how long he would have to be, Fang Tian was unhappy in his heart.

Turning his head to look at Coulson, who was still distressed about his hair on the side, a sinister smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Since you are unhappy, wouldn’t it be nice to let others accompany you?

The red light flashed in his eyes, and Coulson’s hair had turned into blue smoke, leaving only the bright brain door, without a trace of damage, showing Fang Tian’s excellent control.

But Coulson didn’t think so, he only felt that his brain was hot, and his black hair suddenly disappeared.

Touching his bright brain door incredulously, he wanted to cry without tears, and pointed at Fang Tian tremblingly: “What situation?” You two talked, why did you suddenly get angry at me? ”

Seeing someone to grieve with him, Fang Tian was a lot more relaxed.

“Hehe, don’t you think this hairstyle is great? It’s relaxing and cool. ”

Coulson roared in his heart, countless thoughts rolled in his mind, and he couldn’t wait to pull out his gun now and shoot the smiling Fang Tian into a sieve.

However, he also knew a little about Fang Tian’s strength, and knew that if he pulled out a gun, he would only die himself.

He took several deep breaths in quick succession before suppressing his impulsive thoughts.

Black Widow looked at Coulson’s appearance, and the more she looked at it, the more funny she felt, and finally she couldn’t help but burst into laughter, and her stomach hurt and couldn’t stop.

Coulson’s face was livid, and he roared: “What a laugh!” Laugh again, I’ll make you bald too! ”

Black Widow smiled and threw a wink: “Mr. Coulson, the eighth-level agent, how are you going to turn me into a bald head?” Rush over and hit me? ”

Coulson was sad and indignant in his heart, a hateful man and a woman in front of him, I he… Can’t fucking beat a single person!

As the saying goes, build happiness on the pain of others, looking at the sad and indignant Coulson, Fang Tian’s mood finally improved.

“Why, you two came here just to know why my hair fell out?”

Coulson: “No, we…”

Fang Tian interrupted him: “Since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully.” ”

“…… We…”

Fang Tian increased his voice: “In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to maintain world peace, I, a Kryptonian from the M78 Nebula, went out to dye my hair last night. ”

“Then, I found that your American is so terrible, the inferior hair dye actually hurt my perfect hair, and when I got up, I found that my perfect hair had completely fallen out, and there was not a single hair left.”

“You say, should some bureau be responsible for this huge loss?”

Coulson’s face was sluggish: “World peace, has something to do with you dyeing your hair?” ”

“Dye your hair, your hair falls out, and the hair removal cream doesn’t work so well.”

“What’s more, your hair has fallen out, what does it have to do with us?”

“The most important thing is that we are not a bureau, but a territorial strategic defense attack and logistics support bureau, you remember it clearly for me!”

In the end, the bald Coulson had already roared viciously.

Fang Tian indifferently dug his ears.

“It doesn’t matter what bureau you have, what kind of bureau it is.”

“Let me just ask you, is it your responsibility to supernatural events?”

Coulson’s instinctive feeling was a little bad, but this kind of thing could not be left unanswered: “Yes, the entire United States is under our control.” ”

Fang Tian raised his finger in front of his eyes and blew ear poop that did not exist.

“So, are aliens considered supernatural?”

Things were getting worse, and Coulson stiffened: “Probably, maybe it is?” ”

Fang Tian slapped his hand on the table, made a loud noise, and shouted fiercely: “Then you say, New York does not belong to the United States?” ”

(Ask for a flower collection ticket).