Marvel God of Blood God
Chapter 323: watch the fun
"Ok?"
Thor, who was handling official business in the study, suddenly sensed that the hammer was vibrating, and couldn't help rolling his eyes. His love hammer was about to 'derail' again.
"Forget it, it's not the first time anyway."
Although Thor was upset, he didn't take it seriously. After all, he was used to it. At this time, the hammer flew up, opened the portal in the air and flew over.
Thor took a casual glance and froze immediately - it wasn't his lovely sister, but a fat, beard-faced, super-greasy fat man.
"Mjolnir."
Thor was instantly angry, even if he cheated on his own sister, what do you mean by cheating on a big fat man? I can't even compare to a dead fat man?
There was nothing to say, Thor immediately turned into electric light and flew into the portal. Then, he grabbed Thor's hammer and smashed the fat Thor who was excited to see the hammer appear.
Bang, Fat Thor fell heavily on the ground, he got up, shook his head, and asked dissatisfiedly, "Why did you hit me?"
Thor held the hammer and asked angrily, "Who are you, who dares to seduce my Miaolnir?"
"What do you call you, that's my Mjolnir!"
Fat Thor is also very dissatisfied, Lao Tzu is making a confession, what are you messing with? Do you want the image of Lao Tzu?
"Yours? Hmph, don't even look at your own virtues, with a sloppy beard, greasy body, and a stomach bigger than Odin's. If I were you, I would never go out and be ashamed."
Thor became more and more annoyed. He hated Fatty for stealing his hammer, and Miaoernier for cheating on everyone—such a fat fat man, he would be laughed at if it was spread out?
Fat Thor was speechless. He used to be so capable of scolding people. He snorted coldly: "Shame? You're the one who's ashamed. You were abandoned by your girlfriend. You're a single dog. Let me tell you, I have a girlfriend, and Very beautiful."
If Thor was hit hard, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Can someone like you have a girlfriend?"
Loki, who had not spoken, said, "Yes, I am his girlfriend."
"Loki? Are you his girlfriend?"
Only then did Thor notice Loki. He was stunned for a moment, then became furious, and his body was full of thunder and lightning. He roared: "You not only seduce my hammer, but also my brother, no, sister? You bastard, I want kill you."
"Brother? Loki?"
Fat Thor was dumbfounded. He pointed at Loki with trembling fingers and asked, "Is he Loki?"
"Bastard, you don't even know his name?"
Thor ran wild, and the whole person flew up into the sky, slamming down the Fat Thor with thousands of thunder.
Fat Thor dodged awkwardly, while shouting: "This is impossible, Loki is a man, she is a woman."
Thor attacked frantically and beat the Fat Thor back, shouting, "He was a man before, but now he's a woman, what's the problem? Do you still dare to discriminate against her? You bastard."
Fat Thor's whole person is not well, his brother has become a sister, and what is even more outrageous is that he is still with her...
Fat Thor became spartan in an instant, and he even gave up his resistance and let Thor smash him hard and fly out like a cannonball.
Thor's hatred still lingered, and he chased after Fat Thor and beat him inhumanly. Fat Thor still did not resist. He felt that it would be better for him to die.
He just couldn't accept what had happened.
"Hahaha."
Loki laughed like a man. It didn't take her so long to plan. Whether it was Thor's anger or Fat Thor's expression, it was worth the price.
Loki said, "Thor, that fat man, it's actually yourself."
"Is he myself? It's impossible, how can I be so fat?"
Thor turned back and roared: "Besides, how could I possibly attack my sister? I'm not a scumbag."
"Maybe, Scum Thor, two brothers, goodbye."
Loki smiled and used the reality gem to make a wish to open the portal to leave. This prank is still playing.
"Loki, don't go, make things clear."
Seeing Loki leaving, Thor hurriedly shouted, Loki naturally ignored it, the portal closed instantly, Thor was confused, then shook his head and continued to beat the fat Thor, this **** grabbed his hammer, soaked his sister, beat It's definitely right.
"Hahaha!"
Earth, Bert Wang and Hela all laughed, only Odin's old face was the same.
Wang Bert smiled and said, "Odin, don't be so angry, this is a good thing, a great thing."
"Good shit."
Odin cursed, then sighed again and again: "The family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate."
"There is nothing unfortunate in the family. You have also seen "Reunion 4". In the end, Thor will give up the throne and choose to go out to wander."
Wang Bert said: "In other words, your Odin family will completely lose Asgard, if you don't want this to happen, you must let Thor marry Loki.
With Loki's means, she will definitely not give the throne to the Valkyrie, she will control Asgard herself, she can even handle the Frost Kingdom, not to mention the desolate Asgard.
Even better, Loki can enter the Frost Kingdom. At that time, you Asgard will no longer have to live on Earth, and you can become the master of the Frost Kingdom.
In addition, Loki's wealth in this world can be transferred to another world and become the capital of Asgard's comeback. "
"You're right... it makes sense to return him meow."
Odin wanted to curse, but after thinking about it, this method is really good.
"Of course it makes sense. People in that world don't know that Loki is Loki and will not object to this marriage."
Wang Bert said: "The son has found a good wife, and the daughter has found a good husband, Odin, you can die in peace."
"It's true... Get out, you're going to die."
Odin scolded, he touched his chin, and said, "Anyway, they are already that, so let's just be that. Thor also needs a woman to cheer him up."
"Yes, that's it."
Wang Bert laughed, this is really interesting, and if Thor knew the truth, it would definitely be more interesting.
"The family is unfortunate."
Hela pretended to say, Odin snorted, always feeling that he was being tricked.
Unknown planet, Thor was tired from beating, sat on the ground, and shouted: "Who are you? I tell you, stay away from my sister in the future, or I will beat you every time I see you."
The fat Thor, whose face turned into a pig's head, said reluctantly, "I'm Thor Odinson, a useless waste, a beast who attacked his sister. I might as well die if I live."
"How dare you pretend to be me?"
Thor was furious. At this moment, Thor's Hammer opened a portal, and then, a large space hand grabbed Thor and the Fat Thor and brought them back to Earth together with the hammer.
It was naturally Burt Wang who shot, and it is worth mentioning that Odin was not present - if Thor knew that he was fine, he would definitely throw Asgard back to him. Odin knew exactly what kind of virtue this guy had.
"Thor, how did you meet the future Thor?"
Wang Burt pretended to know nothing and asked, "Also, in the future, Thor, what happened to you, why did you suddenly disappear from the earth?"
Thor looked puzzled: "Future Thor, what future Thor?"
Wang Bert smiled and said, "I haven't told you about this yet. He is from the future. Even if he is a little fatter, there's no way that he can get fatter in middle age."
Thor was shocked and hurriedly shouted: "Bert, are you kidding me? How could he be me? How could I become such a dead fat man?"
"It's true, it's a long story. I'll give you the Avengers 4 movie in a while, and you can watch it yourself."
Wang Bert said: "In the future, Thor, let's talk about you first."
Fat Thor asked nervously: "My business? What is my business?"
Wang Bert said: "You suddenly disappeared from the earth, uh, what's the matter with the wound on your face? Who beat you up?"
"I don't know what's going on, but suddenly I arrived in Frost... Suddenly I went to outer space."
Fat Thor said: "Later, I summoned Thor's hammer, Thor thought I was grabbing the hammer and fought with me."
Thor glared at Fat Thor, this guy actually concealed the truth, Fat Thor looked at Thor pleadingly, Loki must not say that, said, he has no face to live in the world.
Thor gritted his teeth and didn't say anything about Loki. If that dead fat man is really his future self, then this matter... rub, Thor wants to die now, of course, he must kill the **** Fat Thor before he dies. .
"Is that so?"
Wang Burt set up a magic circle on the Fat Thor and said, "During this period of time, you should live in the New York Temple first, don't run around casually, the mastermind behind the scenes may attack you again."
"Okay, I promise not to go out, absolutely not to go out."
Fat Thor nodded again and again, how could he dare to go out again after going out for such a big disaster? Odin will know about this, and he will be beaten to death, especially cruel.
"Well, about the future time and space, you and Thor will explain slowly."
With a wave of Wang Burt's hand, Fat Thor and Thor were teleported to the New York Temple at the same time. Between them, they seemed to hear Wang Burt saying, "Unfortunate family!"
At the New York Temple, Thor watched the clips of "Avengers 3" and "Avengers 4", grabbed the fat Thor's collar like an angry bull, and roared: "Why are you so incompetent, even the people of Asgard can't keep it? Also, how can you do anything to Loki, she's your sister!"
"I am indeed a waste, or a scumbag. I don't deserve to live in this world at all."
Fat Thor smashed his head with his fist and cursed loudly. Seeing this, Thor sat helplessly on the ground and pulled his hair, very annoying.
Sister Murderer, Asgard was destroyed, the people were slaughtered by Thanos, and the future self went to Loki... To be honest, Thor's whole person is not well, and now he really wants to knock his head against the wall and knock himself out .
Bang, Thor slammed his fist on the ground, smashing a big hole in the ground, and then he gritted his teeth and said, "I will never let Hela and Thanos destroy Asgard, I will definitely protect Asgard. Germany."
Fat Thor said in frustration: "You don't have this strength. Although you are stronger than I was, you are still too weak compared to Hela, er, compared to Thanos."
" Thanos is really strong, but so what? Don't do anything?"
Thor yelled, he was very unhappy with his future self. Not only did he lose his body, but he also lost his heart. How could this kind of thing be his future?
"It's nice to be young."
Looking at Thor, the fat Thor smiled miserably. The current Thor, who has not been defeated by reality, is full of fighting spirit.
"Shut up, our world has a blood god, and it will not be the same as your broken world."
Thor thought of something, grabbed the fat Thor and asked, "What are you going to do about Loki?"
Speaking of this, Thor is really a little crazy, not only crazy about his future self getting on Loki, but also crazy about his baby sister being arched by a pig,
In Thor's mind, the future Thor is a pig.
Fat Thor was also very mad: "How do I know what to do? I didn't know she was Loki at first, and Loki obviously did it on purpose."
"What, do you want to shirk the responsibility?"
Thor roared: "I tell you, you must take this responsibility. You marry Loki home and let her help you rebuild Asgard."
Fat Thor said hesitantly, "Isn't it bad for me to marry Loki? She's my brother, er, sister."
"If you dare not marry, I will kill you."
Thor gritted his teeth and said: "Get up, have a good fight with me, I want to know the gap between me and Hela and Thanos, and also, don't bully Loki in the future, or I will definitely beat you."
"Is this really bad?"
Fat Thor said, this is too bad, he can't get past it at all.
"Not bad, you bastard, you want to be irresponsible after playing?"
Thor smashed the Fat Thor into the air with a punch, and then charged at the Fat Thor with a hammer.
At the same time, the initiator of all this, Loki, the **** of mischief, is reporting the information he has heard to Thanos.
"Bugs, a group of bugs, they don't know how to be grateful at all, and they want to turn things around."
Thanos was so furious that he even kicked his favorite chair to pieces.
"Master, please let us destroy those damned earthlings for you."
Among the five obsidian generals who were still alive, the dead blade general, the dark night, and the black dwarf knelt down at the same time and shouted loudly.
"You are not the opponents of the Blood God. I have to plan this matter carefully. I will never allow them to ruin my efforts."
Thanos walked around, and after a while, he looked at the empty void and said, "You are here, why would I die in that time and space?"
Seeing that Thanos made a 'mistake' again~www.NovelMTL.com~ Everyone bowed their heads, only Loki looked at Thanos curiously.
"In that time and space, you and I did not meet."
The goddess of death said: "This proves that even without me, you will maintain the balance of the universe. This is your destiny."
Thanos said proudly: "I am the destiny."
"Yes, you are destiny."
The goddess of death was very happy, he said: "Fate, do not allow resistance, Thanos, destroy all those bugs."
"I will kill them all."
Thanos said: "However, it's not now, can you send me to the future? I'm going to kill them there and take six Infinity Stones.
The blood **** will not leave the earth, and others can't stop me. At that time, I will not only crush those bugs, but also get the infinite gems and fulfill my destiny. "
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