Marvel: Fusion
Chapter 100: Americafreedom
"So, you are my employer?"
After arriving in the office, Deadpool sat down in front of Jude, stretched his legs on the table, put his hands behind his head, and asked the old **** in a awkward manner.
"Wade Wilson, codenamed Deadpool, a famous figure in the mercenary world, very good, I have been looking for you for a long time, and I finally met today."
"Hohou...he is so famous, I can't think that my uncle is already well-known. It seems that those guys who wrote the writer have expanded my popularity."
As he said, he looked to the side and exaggeratedly trumpeted his hands and shouted: "Thank you, I will be a guest someday, the kind without a knife."
Seeing the strange behavior of Deadpool, Jude's eyes lit up. This kind of style and feeling clearly broke the fourth wall, and the deadpool in this world really has this ability.
He pretended to be suspicious and asked: "Wade, who are you talking to?"
Deadpool shrugged: "The ghost knows that it may be a certain cartoonist, or a certain screenwriter, or a certain online writer, especially a third party. I have often appeared in them in recent years. In their stories, and in their stories, I have become more and more cheap."
"Jiu...what is it? Jude Law, Jude Kao, Jude Sack, anyway, you know, this is just a virtual world, and we are just the characters of those writers."
"You guy may be the new plot they arranged for Deadpool Uncle. They always stuff me some weird things, and ZZ is very popular recently. I thought they would stuff me a black man in."
"Then it's better to let the black man **** my ass. Of course, if the black man is still a transgender, then everything is more perfect."
"If I were a fat female, ugly and gay, and at the same time a depression, ethnic minority, unmarriage and liberal, and AIDS, that would be truly invulnerable, right?" Qiu De said with a smile.
"Hey! Come and give a high-five, brother, I feel the resonance from the soul."
After speaking, he looked up at the sky and shouted: "You guys finally gave the Deadpool uncle a reliable partner, remember to keep it, and I don't like the dullness of Ganglishi, so send him away. "
then whispered quietly: "Black Panther is really a bad movie."
Of course, Jude didn't high-five with Deadpool, because he could see clearly that this guy touched his **** five times on his way to the office, even when he was just talking.
"Okay, Wade, put away your special abilities first. I heard that you are willing to do everything for money. It happens that we can negotiate a deal, which is your mission."
Deadpool stood up suddenly, raised his hands high and shouted: "Great, I came for this. That is a task of 10 million dollars. I have never received it. Hurry up and tell me."
"I can't wait to stand on the Statue of Liberty and throw money, then look at the money picker below and shout: This is freedom, Americafreedom!"
After going crazy, Deadpool lay down on the table like a stinky salted fish, towering his buttocks on top of each other, raising his head to stare at Jude, and moving towards him inch by inch.
Jude patted his forehead speechlessly, this little bitch, in just a few minutes, let people see the power of his mouth.
To be honest, if you have such a twittering guy by your side every day, Tang Seng will not be able to stand it.
"Wade, this task is very simple for you. I stayed in my research institute for a few days, and I was researched by the way, and then the 10 million U.S. dollars will arrive immediately, how about it? Isn’t it very easy?"
Deadpool's body wriggling like a maggot suddenly paused: "Can I ask, what do you mean by being researched? Researching my anorectal or my second child?"
"It's not necessary. At most it is to draw a tube of blood or cut a few pieces of meat. It will definitely not harm your life. You have very strong self-healing ability, don't you?"
"Think about Wade, all you have to pay is a few days of boring time and a little bit of flesh and blood, but you can get 10 million US dollars. 99% of people will agree with this kind of transaction, because it is too cost-effective."
Deadpool holds his chin with one hand and his **** with the other, as if he was really thinking about it.
Jude slowly clenched his right arm. If Deadpool disagrees, he can only use coercive measures. Anyway, as long as he walks into this office, the result is doomed.
"Um...I agree, my uncle agrees!"
Jude’s arm was relieved instantly, and he opened his mouth and smiled: "The smart choice, the time is tentatively set for one week, and after a week, for each day extension, I will pay you an extra 1 million US dollars."
The dead waiter suddenly knelt on his knees with an somersault, and then knelt in front of Jude step by step.
Just as Jude wondered what he wanted to do, the guy suddenly opened his arms and hugged his thighs, crying in his voice.
"Boss, I have been looking for someone like you all my life~www.NovelMTL.com~ to support me, I am willing to pack myself and sell it to you, if you don't think it is enough, my cousin can also sell it to you."
"My **** will bloom for you at any time. As long as you need it, I promise to be there on call. If it is not enough, you can add my cousin, steel man, bullet, or whoever’s ass, such as Ryan Renault. Here, Brad Pitt and the like."
Hearing his disgusting cry, and seeing Deadpool trying to untie his pants, Jude's right arm that had just relaxed abruptly swung out.
boom!
The wall of the office was directly blasted out of a human figure, and Deadpool stood up from the broken pieces shaking his head.
"Isn't my proposal bad? Mysugardaddy!"
As he said, the middle fingers of his hands kept going back and forth, putting on a fencing posture.
Even if Jude was a little unscrupulous, he was defeated by Deadpool at this moment. This guy is simply a representative of pornography. For him, integrity and other things are for sale.
"Shut your mouth! Come with me."
Judah opened the office door and walked out, but Xiao Jianjian followed behind.
"Look at me, baby, does it look like a bunny? It's the kind of guy who lays on the bed and pushes his butt. I'm willing to give you the position of attack."
"Or we can call my cousin and have a **** trip, wow...thinking about it is exciting, we can work together to deduce a 19-ban blockbuster."
Jude was too lazy to pay attention to him, and asked casually: "The cousin you mentioned repeatedly, it seems that he is very important to you."
"Of course, he brought me into the mercenary world at the beginning, and my cousin is also a very famous person in the mercenary world. He has a code name you must have heard of, that is the death knell."
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