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When Jiang Yifu came to the conference room, he immediately retreated outside the conference room, frowned, and looked at Jiao Yugu who was still full of hiccups, "You eat shit in the conference room? , isn't it disgusting to eat here? Mad, God Store

This bureau has everyone, even the shit-eating people ran out!

Jiao Yougu explained, "This is a test, a physical fitness test, I eat physical fitness strengthening food, which both Captain and Tony can testify to me.

Steve resisted his smile and stood up, "I still have something to deal with, let's talk slowly later." After speaking, he ran out quickly, but before he could get far, he heard a burst of stomping laughter.

This made an ominous premonition in the heart of Jiaoyue, as if there was something wrong with this Federation Captain, it was really bloody bloody!

Tony also stood up blankly, "Science is a very serious thing, this is a test, I'll go out and get something first." After speaking, he quickly left the conference room.

But it didn't take long for another burst of laughter to come, this time Tony and Steve laughing and stomping their feet together.

Phil Coulson fought back the discomfort and walked out of the conference room, Roar took a deep breath of fresh air, and then picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Head, fuck, eat shit in the conference room.

Still thinking about how to interrogate Loki's Fury and thought he was hallucinating when he heard, "What did you say? Eat shit? Who eats shit?

"Crossbones Brock, the one who just came here, the one of Minister Pierce." Phil Coulson explained that he had been an agent for so long, and he had never seen any big storms, and he had never seen a person who was serious about eating shit, what kind of old man. Eight better than Crossbones

It's long gone,

Fury's expression is weird, even disgusting, how old is this, and people still do, "Is there any secret to eating shit? He's researching something. Why is he eating shit here? You go investigate, and - give me Report.

Where does Phil Coulson know why Crossbones eat shit, it's disgusting anyway, there's a stench in the room, because the shit meal Steve gave is yeast fermented, which means it's really-aged stinks

Jiao You Gu felt that something was wrong, turned his head and asked, "Dr. Banner, what's going on?

Dr. Banner directly kicked Crossbones into the toilet, "If you want to eat shit, then you can eat enough here, fuck you, eat shit here, or eat fermented stinky shit, you are really disgusting. , you are no longer human, how can you be human?

Can you eat feces? Are you eating you? Go away, don't disgust me here!

Boom! Jiao Yugu jumped into the toilet with one foot, and the twisted door lock was forced by Dr. Banner outside, and he couldn't get out at all. If I starve for a few days, it is estimated that I will starve to death.

But don't be afraid, it is said that it is a toilet, and the water in it is still drinkable, at least it can sustain life.

At this moment, it was obvious that he had come over. What he ate was not any physical enhancement food at all, it was simply fermented feces, no wonder it smelled so bad. And it's that guy Steve who makes the guy feel so much resentment, a righteous captain.

Elephant, despite the chaotic private life, but the image is there, people have to believe that the other party is a good person.

But the truth is cruel, the adult world is full of deceit

Jiaoyougu never thought that he would eat shit, and he was still being tricked into eating it. He doesn't remember offending Steve there, and he doesn't know why he was being fed shit, he just feels so disgusting now,

Vomited for a long time, but the toilet is self-contained and even the sink tank is broken. It was full of stench, and with what he vomited just now, there was no way to flush the toilet at all, which meant that he had to eat these filthy and stinky things to stay healthy.

Hold on to life!

Such a sinister calculation, such a mean calculation, it's all Steve's work

As an Awakening Captain America, the current Captain America is no longer the upright and selfless captain before, but a captain who is greedy for pleasure but knows how to pack himself.

Jiang Yifu laughed until his stomach hurt after hearing Steve's explanation.

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Si Lina next to Jiang Yifu also leaned on Jiang Yifu's shoulder, smiling and beckoning, "Huozui, Zhongtiefu, you are too bad. But you are very thoughtful, so that's right, be yourself. Whatever you want to do, don't constrain yourself because of your status as the captain.

Jiang Yifu picked up the glass of wine he had drunk and handed it to Sirina, poured another glass of wine himself, "Come, have a drink, congratulations on taking the most important step. Does superhero have to be fair? That's for sure, It's a PR image after all, but this

It's not necessarily right, you still have to be yourself. You can be who you are, but don't forget this. "He pointed to the location of his heart.

"You must never forget your original intention, right?" Si Lina blinked her beautiful eyes and drank all the red wine Jiang Yifu had drunk.

"Why did you suddenly become serious, I didn't know you would still be serious about science knowledge." Steve also picked up the glass and touched the other party, saying in a conciliatory tone.

"Okay, I'm not used to you being so serious all of a sudden. But once I say it, it's not bad." Tony also picked up the wine glass and touched it. He prefers more serious people than serious people. Dealing with it, it can also bully serious people.

Banner Bo Shi angrily walked over to beg, picking up the beer and groaning directly. "Zhong Tiff, you're not thinking too much. You've agreed to fix the price together. You've already written your own words!" Said words and nodded to Sirina. This is a half-sister

Well, yes, it's my sister. According to her age, Sirina is indeed older than Dr. Banner. There is nothing wrong with being a sister.

Steve laughed and said, "I'm not afraid that you won't be interested? It's okay, next time we have a better challenge. Also Pierce's guy, and he is a colleague. Meanwhile, in short the Pierce people we

Just don't let it go.

Hearing this, Tony said with suspicious eyes, "You said Pierce, did he have anything to do with you? You don't have a wife either, he definitely can't win love, is it some kind of blood feud?" Seven

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"Damn Tony, the price of your groceries will definitely go up, and you are destined to not be able to find a C position when you dance in the square!" Dr. Banner also cursed angrily. The next second, the group was teleported away, and the equipment was stopped.

The door outside the research room was closed again, and it wouldn't be opened until Tony and Steve and the others had finished their tasks, to prevent other people from interfering.

After a while, everyone came to a city. The city here is somewhat different from the 21st century. It is not so developed, but there is already a little prototype of a modern city.

"Where is this? It looks like I've gone to the wrong place!" Dr. Banner looked around suspiciously, a little unfamiliar.

Steve took out the coins and bought a newspaper, "It's not long after World War II, maybe more than 20 years later...

"Damn, it's that guy, catch him, he's using counterfeit money!" shouted the newsstand owner to the patrolling detective, holding a coin of the future, which was not issued in this era, so it was considered counterfeit.

"You actually used fake money! Haha!" Tony laughed heartlessly.

As a result, Steve ran away in a flash, "Oh, then you'll stay and take the blame, I'll go first, and say goodbye.

"Hey! Wait for me." Dr. Banner also ran away and stayed behind to be caught?

When Tony saw that something was wrong, he also slipped away, and ran with Thor, feeling a little bit of a brother-in-law

Jiang Yifu was watching the show while holding Si Lina's shoulders. The patrolling agents ignored Jiang Yifu and Si Lina. In their opinion, these two were lovers, not the same as those who used counterfeit money. gang's

Well, human kindness still has a role, at least it will not be suspected. But what kind of vision does the other party have? They are obviously father and daughter, so why are they regarded as lovers? This person's thinking is probably wrong.

"I think we need to see what time it is now, and I don't know what time it is." Jiang Yifu picked up the newspaper and began to rummage.

Sirina went to the phone booth and used the phone booth to start intrusion, trying to find the location of the computer.

One minute later, at 0.7, Sirina walked over on ten-centimeter fish-mouthed high-heeled shoes, "There is no big data network in this era, and there is no effective information for the time being.

"I found it. If it's correct, now should be the era of the first battle." Jiang Yifu said with certainty.

"The first battle? What is the first battle, your first battle? Isn't that a long time ago?" Sirina joked in a narrow tone, her beautiful eyes blinking, but it was extremely like Aunt Sarah.

"What do you think!" Jiang Yifu said in disgust, and then added, "This is Mutant's first battle, officially debuting on the world stage. It has gathered such big names as Professional X, Magneto, and some other powerful Mutants. , let the world see that there are variants

The first battle of human existence, idiot, has nothing to do with me!

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