Marvel DC’s Bastard Hero

Jiang Yifu’s words made Luo Xia quietly start to think about the meaning of life. Naturally, wanting to be a superhero was caused by the overwhelming news and television publicity. In fact, not only Rorschach, but almost most teenagers and even young adults have a dream of becoming a superhero. Because everyone may have superpowers, but they just haven’t manifested them, and people who have superpowers are because they have awakened.

Every day, I don’t know how many people dream that they have gained superpowers, and then they start destroying the world, destroying the sky and the earth every second, and so on. In fact, it can only be said that they think too much. As soon as they wake up from the dream, they will still do what they should do, go to school when they should go to school, go to work when they should go to work, salted fish will still be salted fish, it is impossible to become a carp.

“No matter what, the first thing you need to make sure is that your own family will not be harmed. You see, every night there are some masked heroes fighting gangster crime. Do you know why? Just because it’s cool? In fact, they are protecting themselves and their families. Do you know why?”Jiang Yifu asked another question.

Rorschach was still very confused and shook his head. He was already a little confused and his head hadn’t turned around yet. Dinasi felt a little sorry for her son. How could this performance make him Her little lover is cultivating him. Hey, it seems that he can only rely on himself. She doesn’t have time to let her son learn any skills because she is about to start preparing for pregnancy.

“I don’t know!

That’s because they are protecting themselves and their families!

Today’s criminals are not good gentlemen.

Since you have destroyed their business, you will be retaliated accordingly!

If they can’t deal with you, then they will deal with your family, your friends, and everyone close to you.

If you don’t have the ability to protect them then, what’s the point of being a superhero? So if you want to be a superhero, you need to pay a lot of money, and you also need an upright and kind heart!

“Jiang Yifu is starting to brainwash like crazy again.

What he says about protecting his family is very nice and correct.

But protecting his family is really a huge trap. Why? Because the concept of family is very small. It can be relatives such as father, mother, wife, son, daughter, brothers, sisters, etc. Then the problem comes, if you want the other party to protect the family, then you must have a family member to protect the other party.

Taking Rorschach as an example, it is to protect him His mother, Dinasi.

Then Dinasi is Jiang Yifu’s mistress.

As long as they don’t do bad things or do things that are well-founded, the relationship between the two is basically just like being his younger brother.

Isn’t there any difference between thugs? When the time comes, let Dinas give him a child, and then the child will be protected by a brother who is full of justice.

It’s perfect.

I don’t have to worry too much and can run away to pick up girls anytime and anywhere!

From this point on, Jiang Yifu had already planned it.

There was no way around it.

First, he was the supreme mage of Kama Taj.

His original duty was to protect the atrium from being annexed by forces from other dimensions.

He was also responsible for The first line of defense against attacks from other planets.

So if you don’t want to take on this responsibility, you have to find enthusiastic people like Batman Bruce and Iron Man Tony.

Of course, he is still a third-level agent and the future director of S.

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Cyclops Fury’s words are also a very good choice.

The second point is that Jiang Yifu doesn’t want to be a scumbag.

Picking up girls is a very important thing, but he can’t play with the women who really fall in love with him.

Just run away after playing.

And one very important thing is, what could be more exciting than getting pregnant by a woman who likes and admires you? But pregnancy is a very troublesome thing, especially after the child is born.

If you want to be a competent father without spending too much effort, then you have to run it well.

Well, take a look at Martha on the farm.

She gave herself a daughter, Nora, and a super boss.

The Superman brother looked at it, and it was difficult to raise any questions.

However, Jiang Yifu would not say it outright. If he said this kind of thing, he would definitely be beaten to death, so he still knew it by himself, secretly feeling happy in his heart. One is enough. Hehe, just enter the village quietly and shoot quietly!

“I understand that if you want to be a superhero, you must have an upright heart and protect your family.

While the safety of your family is guaranteed, you must do your best to help others.

Am I right? Dr.

Iver.

“Rorschach looked at his idol with some hope.

It is true that the idol has a special relationship with his mother.

This does not affect his admiration at all.

Anyway, this is not the first time he has encountered this kind of thing.

Basically, he encounters it every year.

Several times!

Jiang Yifu nodded with satisfaction,”Yes, okay, what you have to do now is to study hard. A superhero is not an illiterate who doesn’t know anything. He also needs to exercise more. Don’t I thought I couldn’t be a superhero without superpowers. As long as you stand up bravely to help others when necessary, you are also a superhero. A superhero is an ordinary person first, and a superhero second!”

Leaving the brainwashed Rorschach to slowly think about life, Jiang Yifu slipped away and ran away when he was done.

This feeling was really exciting!

As for the two women, Dinas and Sally, he would not spend any extra money.

Spend time with them.

A mistress is a mistress, not a wife.

They are not qualified to be their own wives.

If they want to be their own wives, they must at least be on the level of Dead Sea.

They must be beautiful, glamorous, and have a good figure.

She has to be very good and be able to fight well.

Well, what qualifications does such a woman have? Please give the author a fight.

I have been resenting being single for a long time!

I was originally planning to spend the night at Dinas’ house, but Now it seems that there is no chance.

Jiang Yifu decided to go to Ursula.

The former member of the Watchmen team, Ursula is also a great beauty.

Now she has already quit the industry of being a superhero and concentrates on Now he is the director of a hospital and runs the hospital with his girlfriend Alia.

By the way, there are many beautiful nurses and girls in the hospital! Ahem, in fact, Jiang Yifu will not say the purpose of establishing this hospital. It is just for It’s just for the convenience of your mistresses to give birth to children. Well, as a man, he is thoughtful, so I must give this a thumbs up!