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When Jiang Yifu came to the conference room, he immediately retreated outside the conference room. He frowned and looked at Crossbones, who was still hiccupping.”Are you eating shit in the conference room? You are crazy. If you want to eat shit, go to the toilet.” , Aren’t you disgusted by eating here? Mad, there are all kinds of people in S.H.I.E.L.D., even the shit eaters have come out!”

Crossbones explained,”This is a test, a physical fitness test, I eat It’s a food fortified with physical strength. Captain and Tony can testify to this.” Steve suppressed his smile and stood up,”I still have something to deal with. Let’s talk later.” He finished very quickly. He ran out, but before he could get far, he heard a burst of stomping laughter.

This gave Crossbones an ominous premonition. It seemed that there was something wrong with this Federation captain. He was really bloody evil!

Tony also stood up expressionlessly,”Science is a very serious matter. This is a test. I’m going to go out and get something first.” After that, he quickly left the conference room.

However, not long after, another burst of laughter was heard. This time it was the sound of Tony and Steve laughing and stamping their feet together, as if they were laughing until their balls hurt.

Coulson endured the discomfort and walked out of the conference room, took a deep breath of fresh air, then picked up the intercom and said,”Head, Crossbones is eating shit in the conference room.”

Fury, who was still thinking about how to interrogate Loki, heard this Later, I thought I was hallucinating,”What did you say? Eat shit? Who eats shit?””

“Crossbones Bullock is the one who just arrived, Minister Pierce.”Coulson explained that he has been an agent for so long, he has never seen any big storms, and he has never seen a serious person who eats shit. He is far behind Crossbones.

Fury’s expression is a little weird. , even a little disgusting. In this age, there are still people doing this,”Is there any secret to eating shit? What is he studying. Why are you eating shit here? You go investigate and report back to me.”

How does Coulson know why Crossbones eats shit? Anyway, it’s quite disgusting. There’s a foul smell in the conference room because the shit package Steve gave is fermented with yeast, which means it’s It really smelled old.

Crossbones felt something was wrong, turned around and asked,”Dr. Banner, what’s going on?” Dr.

Banner kicked Crossbones directly into the toilet,”If you want to eat shit so much, then you can eat as much as you want here. Damn it, if you eat shit here, you are still eating fermented and stinky feces, you It’s really disgusting. You are no longer a human being. How can a human being eat feces? Are you going to eat you? Get out of here and don’t disgust me here!”

Boom! Crossbones was kicked into the toilet. The door lock was twisted and twisted by Dr. Banner, and he couldn’t get out at all. If he was hungry for a few days, he would probably starve to death.

But don’t be afraid. It was said to be a toilet, but the water inside was still drinkable, at least enough to sustain life.

At this moment, Crossbones realized that what he was eating was not a physical-enhancing food at all. It was simply fermented feces. No wonder it smelled so bad.. And what makes Crossbones feel extremely resentful is that guy Steve, who has an image of an upright captain. Although his private life is messy, the image is there, and people have to believe that the other person is a good person.

However, the fact is cruel, adults The world is full of deceit.

Crossbones never imagined that he would eat shit, and he was tricked into eating it anyway. He didn’t remember that he had offended Steve, and he didn’t know why he was fed shit. Now he just I felt extremely sick.

I vomited for a long time, but the toilet was independent, and even the sink water tank was broken. It was full of stench, and with the stuff I just vomited, there was no way to flush the toilet, which meant that he You must eat these dirty and smelly things to maintain your life!

Such insidious calculations, such despicable calculations, all of this is the work of Steve.

As a Captain America who has awakened his true nature, the current Captain America is no longer the same one as before He is no longer an upright and selfless captain, but a captain who is greedy for pleasure, but knows how to package himself.

After hearing Steve’s explanation, Jiang Yifu also laughed until his stomach hurt.

Silina next to him also lay on Jiang’s side. On Iver’s shoulder, a smile spread brightly,”Pfft, Steve, you are a bit too bad. But it’s very interesting. This is the right thing to do. You can do what you want to do without restricting yourself because of your status as captain.”

Jiang Yifu picked up the wine glass he drank from and handed it to Serena. He poured another glass of wine himself,”Here, have a drink. Congratulations on taking the most important step. Do superheroes have to be aboveboard? This is for sure, after all, this is a public relations image, but this is not necessarily correct, and you still have to be yourself. Just be who you are, but don’t forget this.”After speaking, he pointed to the position of his heart.

“Only by not forgetting your original intention can you always succeed, right?”Selina blinked her beautiful eyes and drank the red wine that Jiang Yifu drank in one gulp.

“Why are you so serious all of a sudden? I didn’t even know you had any serious knowledge about popular science.” Steve also picked up the wine glass and clinked it with the other party, saying in a teasing tone.

“Well, I’m not used to you being so serious all of a sudden. But having said that, this is not bad.”Tony also picked up the wine glass and clinked it. He preferred to deal with more serious people than informal ones, so that he could bully serious people.

Dr. Banner came over angrily, picked up the beer and just drank it.”Steve, you’re not cool enough. We agreed to play tricks together, and now you’ve just finished pretending!”After saying that, he nodded to Silina. This is a half-sister.

Well, yes, she is a sister. In terms of age, Silina is indeed older than Dr. Banner. There is nothing wrong with being a sister. Steve laughed and said,”Aren’t I afraid that you won’t be interested? It’s okay, we have better challenges next time. He is also from Pierce and is a colleague of Crossbones. We’re teasing Crossbones like this, and while we’re going to tease him next time, we just don’t want to let Pierce go.”

When Tony heard this, he said with doubtful eyes,”Pierce, does he have anything to do with you? You don’t have a wife either. He definitely can’t take love away from you. Is it some kind of blood feud?”