Marvel DC’s Bastard Hero

Boom! At this moment, the truck seemed to hit something, and even the vehicle shook.

“what happened? Eric was a little confused,”You didn’t hit someone and killed someone, right?” This is going to jail, so don’t get us involved. I’ve said it a long time ago, don’t let novices drive, why don’t you listen? Hey, is Daisy asleep? Young people today just know how to play”

“Uncle, you are really a chatty guy. If you have time, I will send you to the East so that you can have a good chat with the locals and see if either of you can boast so much that the other doesn’t believe it.”Jiang Yifu said with a smile.

“Why don’t you go down and take a look? You seem to have bumped into someone.”Eric reminded the other party, it’s better to do business first. If you bump into someone, are you bragging here? It’s not a good influence. If you hit someone, you must rescue them as soon as possible. But the person you bumped into is not a person. ? Then it doesn’t matter. Thor is not an ordinary person, so he will be hit if he bumps into him. Who calls him a god?

Well, this logic is really infinite technology, there is nothing wrong with it, and he is indeed a shameless bastard. A well-deserved bastard, filthy to the core, the best of the year!

Jiang Yifu opened the car door and walked out. In front of the car, there was indeed the God of Thunder who looked like a dead dog. He kicked the opponent with his foot,”Hey, Thor, Your wife ran away!”

Thor at his feet still didn’t respond and seemed to have passed out. And without the blessing of divine power, he seemed to be less able to resist and fight.

Eric also got out of the car to check, and found that the other person was unconscious and still a Man.”You killed someone?””

“Have you ever seen someone hit and killed without any blood? Don’t be stupid, this big guy is just unconscious. Let’s go and check out the front.”After Jiang Yifu said that, he threw Thor on the roof of the car and ignored it.

The smoke in front was shrouded, and a pillar rose from the ground, with a tilted hammer placed on it. It was Thor’s hammer.

“What is this? Eric asked doubtfully.

“Thor’s Hammer, Thor’s exclusive weapon. Is that guy the demoted Thor? It’s exactly the same as in the impression, but the drop in IQ is surprising.”Dr. Jian smiled slightly, with a playful smile. She didn’t like Thor very much. She didn’t like mythology either. She preferred to do what she liked.

“You said that big man is Thor? You said Thor is the God of Thunder? I don’t believe there are no gods in this world. This is the age of science. Have you drank too much?”As an old scholar, Eric finds it difficult to understand and believe this kind of thing. This is completely an incomprehensible and unscientific phenomenon.

“Whatever you want, I’m not prepared to make you believe it. Come on, we can leave. How about we go back and have a drink, beauty?”Jiang Yifu turned around and invited

“OK, I won’t go home until I’m drunk.”Dr. Jian also laughed out loud. She hadn’t been drunk for a long time, and she could have a good time today.

The three of them returned to the RV, and Sol just woke up at this time.

“Father, let me go back, Father!”

“Haierdam, do you hear that? Lower the Rainbow Bridge and let me go back!”Thor kept shouting to the sky, until his voice became mute, but there was still no response. This scene is like a patient suffering from hallucinations, um, a master in the Abnormal Human Research Center

“Is this guy really the God of Thunder? Why do I feel like there’s something wrong here?”Eric pointed to his head. The meaning was obvious, that is, Sol has no brain.

“Maybe he forgot to bring it, or maybe it hasn’t been developed yet. In short, he has a brain, but he just doesn’t use it very much. How can you say that a god has no brain? This is disrespectful to them. Even if it is, you can’t say it so straightforwardly, can’t you be more tactful?”Jiang Yifu shrugged.

“Hey, it’s you! Ivor, why are you here? Take me back to Asgard quickly, go back quickly, I need to explain to my father.”Saul said eagerly.

Bang, Daisy opened the car door, covered her head and walked out, still snoring to pay back the debt,”It’s so noisy, can’t you just be quiet for a while?”

Whoosh! A stun gun hit Thor, and he was so shocked that he fainted on the ground.

“That’s it? Thor is nothing more than that!”Eric also made a rare complaint. He is really stupid to the extreme. Don’t laugh to death. Okay.

Jiang Yifu threw Sol into the car again and took him to the hospital for a check-up.

As a result, Sol went crazy and screamed He is the God of Thunder, the prince of Asgard, and these mortals dare not touch him!

The next second he was knocked down by the sedative and fell asleep directly. This slap in the face came so fast that it caught people off guard..Jiang Yifu took Dr. Jane and football champion Daisy to drink together and continued the activities in the second half.

The next day, Jiang Yifu came to the hospital yawning and took out Sol, who was already much calmer.

“Have you had breakfast? If not, go get something to eat. I was so tired that I almost broke my waist. Jiang Yifu boasted, walked to the breakfast shop and ordered two breakfasts.

Sol’s expression was very calm,”This is my father’s punishment for me, right?” This is a test. As long as I pass it, I can return to Asgard, right?”

“You are now a mortal, and your abilities have been sealed. You will also start to grow old, sick and die now. What Odin means is that he is disappointed in you, and you should continue to live here peacefully for the rest of your life. Let’s talk about ordinary people’s affairs. As for Asgard, they still need to deal with the upcoming war.”Jiang Yifu said while eating.

“What war?”Saul asked with some confusion.

“During the war with Jotunheim, did you forget about provoking the Frost Giants? Oh, I forgot to mention, Odin is unconscious. The bad old man is getting older and his death is getting closer and closer. I originally wanted to train you, but it turns out that you are not interested in it. You should go home and raise pigs. At least now you can still make money from raising pigs.”Jiang Yifu patted the other party’s shoulder. Are you kidding? They are good brothers (father and son)!

“What, Father, is he okay?”Saul’s expression became very anxious.

“He won’t die, but he’s getting closer and closer. Don’t worry, he should live for a few more years. Enjoy your trip to the atrium, experience mortal life, birth, old age, sickness and death, and learn to control yourself. From now on, you are Thor, not the God of Thunder, not the son of Odin, just an ordinary person.”Jiang Yifu said with a smile.