Marvel DC’s Bastard Hero

Annie’s expression was a little smug, as if she was pleased with herself for exposing the true face of a certain scumbag.”Hmph, are you ashamed that I have revealed your thoughts? Although I don’t know where you came from, do you think I will marry a bad old man?”

Jiang Yifu was speechless, feeling for the first time in his life. Being disliked is because of your age! I’ll go, if this is the case, if I tell Hela and Gu Yi about my age, I might be beaten to a disability in minutes!

“First, I am very young. Second, I am not an old man. Age has nothing to do with aging. Don’t compare me with ordinary people. I am a genius. Living geniuses are geniuses. Dead geniuses are called predecessors!”Jiang Yifu was a little confused.

“What’s the difference? How do you prove that you are not a bad old man!”Anne snorted. She didn’t believe it. A person who lived during World War II to this day is not a bad old man. Even if he is not a bad old man, he is still an old man. He is dozens of years old. You can’t accept old age. Please understand clearly.

“There seems to be only one way to prove that I’m not a bad old man, but you definitely don’t want to use it.”Jiang Yifu said with a bad smile. That look in his eyes made people think he was the villain in the movie.

“what you up to? Don’t mess around, I know how to prevent women from wolves! Be careful I’ll beat you up!”Anne exclaimed, stood up, stepped on her high heels, and made a different hand gesture with her hands, just to scare people.

“It seems that you have guessed it. Since you have guessed it, just accept your fate.”Jiang Yifu laughed and walked over.

Three hours later, reporter Eddie returned to his new apartment after taking a long detour. But just as he was about to take out the key and open the door, he saw Jiang Yifu humming a tune and opening the door. When he walked out, he locked the door behind him.

“Brother-in-law, you are so fast. Are you back so soon?”Eddie said in surprise.

“Three hours is not too fast, right? Is thirty hours considered standard?”Jiang Yifu looked at the other party with a strange expression. Is this bragging or teasing him?

“What three hours and thirty hours? I said you came back so quickly!”Eddie scratched his head, not knowing what the other person was talking about. It’s really strange. Is it so difficult for educated people to understand what they say?

“By the way, brother-in-law, where is my sister?”Eddie then thought of his sister

“She is asleep. She is very tired now and needs to rest. Let’s go out to eat something. I happen to be hungry too.”Jiang Yifeo said with a bad smile, put his arm on Eddie’s shoulder and went out. After strenuous exercise, you should add more water and energy.

The two came to a food stall, which is where Orientals gather. If you want to For authentic oriental food in San Andreas, this is the place to go

“Chinatown food stalls?”Eddie said, looking at the big sign above his head.

“Yes, the things here are genuine, if the reviews are correct. Let’s go, the main thing is that it’s cheap enough here, you can eat as much as you like, and you’ll be satisfied!”Jiang Yifu took the other person’s shoulders and started ordering food very familiarly.

“I feel very hungry. Is there anything I can eat quickly?”Eddie started eating constantly, as if he was never satisfied. He looked like he hadn’t eaten for decades. There was a hint of smile on Yifei Jiang’s expression. If nothing else happened, he could have another little brother. Hey, this is so interesting!”Waiter, two dozen more cold beers, and some hairy crabs, raw, don’t cook them!”

The waiter seemed to think he had heard wrong and asked again,”Don’t cook it, eat it raw?””

“Yes, we like to eat them raw, go and get them, this is a deposit, don’t kill your hairy crabs, sea fish, etc., just serve them alive!”Jiang Yifu nodded and said

“Are you from the island country?”The waiter’s expression became less friendly, as if he was about to fall out in the next second. Chinatown does not do business with islanders! Only islanders like this weird way of eating raw food, and people from other regions will only taste it.

“No, no, no, we are challenging new ways of eating, and your eyes are not good enough! Don’t confuse me with those lowlifes.”Jiang Yifu raised his index finger and shook it.

“Well said, I’ll give you these two dozen beers.”A fat man came out and said boldly

“Thanks!” Jiang Yifu raised his glass in greeting.

At first, Eddie was a little disgusted when he saw the live hairy crabs. But for some reason, a sudden thought came to him. He seemed to think that the hairy crabs in front of him were delicious. They were not cooked and were alive. The most delicious!

Click! Without any hesitation, Eddie picked up the hairy crab, bit it directly towards the head, chewed it twice casually and swallowed it. Throw away the parts other than the head and pick it up again A hairy crab bites the head.

Such a weird way of eating makes people feel surprised. After being surprised, they return to normal. This year has experienced the explosive Internet information age. There are all kinds of weird people, no need to make a fuss, even live broadcast eating shit Everyone has it, give it to Ollie, and then start eating it, it’s so disgusting that you can’t even speak.

“How do you feel, Lobi?”Jiang Yifu didn’t even eat, he just sat down and lit a cigarette. He ate the magic pie halfway. It was made by his wife Zatana and Syndra. He would not eat Zhongting if it was not necessary. food

“I’m not Lobi! You are Laobi!”Eddie suddenly said viciously, with a hint of black light flashing in his eyes.

“No, no, no, you are Lao Bi, you are Lao Bi, and he is also Lao Bi. The two Lao Bi are quite coordinated, not bad, not bad. If the rioters knew you were still alive, would they be the first to get rid of you? I guess if you follow it, you won’t have the chance to eat such delicious food.”Jiang Yifu flicked the ashes of his cigarette and looked very calm.

“Who are you! I don’t remember us ever meeting you. Eddie asked doubtfully. At this time, he was controlled by the venom and could not freely cooperate with each other.

“You don’t need to know who I am, you just need to know that I won’t harm you. I need some people to work for me. I think you’re a good fit. Isn’t it better to be here than to live precariously in outer space? You are a Lobby in outer space. No one here knows you are a Lobby. You can be a hero!”Jiang Yifu has begun to recruit younger brothers. As a big liar, let alone Venom, even if Thanos comes, he can stun the opponent!