Marvel DC’s Bastard Hero

“Every customer who comes to the bank will have relevant records. Even if they are not here to handle business, there will be registration times. It is the first time for you two to come. Our database does not have your data, so we determine that you are the second time. Come once. Is there anything I can do to help you?”The beautiful robot said with a smile.

“Why do you say you are a robot?”Tony continued to ask, asking irrelevant questions.

“Because many male customers pursue me as if I were a real person, when in fact I am just a robot. What business did Mr. Tony and Mr. Bruce come to the bank to handle?”The beauty robot still answered with a smile, without any impatience.

When it came to pursuit, there was no pride or disdain, only a calm smile, as if everything was normal.

Batman lowered his head in thought for a moment, with a strange expression on his face, and said To be honest, if the other party hadn’t said it, he would have thought that the other party was a beauty. Are you still praising that all the women in Asgard are so beautiful?

“We came for the loan, both.”Tony coughed. Since the other party is a robot, there is no need to waste too many expressions. Pursuing a robot? This is not a crazy thing, but a senseless and brainless thing.

“Okay, please come with me over here.”The beauty robot smiled and made an inviting gesture, and then took the lead in leading the way. It emitted invisible sound waves under its high heels, reacted with the magnetic field, and flew up a short distance by itself, giving people a very elegant visual effect.

There are There are a large number of workstations, and these workstations are filled with Asgardian residents playing the role of clerks. There are men and women, and working in a bank, you will definitely feel more at ease if you are on your own.

Tony and Bruce came to a workstation In front of the desk, there are aliens on both sides who come to handle banking business.

Some are the same as humans, and some are weird.

You can even see a centaur and a puppet that only appear in fairy tales!

Both sides of the workbench are made of special When the glass is blocked, various scenes can be changed, such as the vast starry sky, ice and snow, etc.

This is to protect the privacy of customers.

Sometimes if you don’t want to be known, you can activate the scene changing function.

This is free and does not charge money.

“Next, there will be a dedicated person to provide you with assessment and testing. Please wait patiently for a while, drink a cup of coffee to refresh yourself, or take a look at our business information. I wish you a happy life!”The beauty robot left after serving two cups of coffee, and seemed to have returned to the lobby to receive the reception.

Not long after, when the two of them were checking bank business information with the holographic tablet, the glass next to them was knocked. Turning around, I saw that the person knocking on the glass happened to be the big octopus I met when I parked the plane. At this time, the big octopus had shrunk a lot, but it was still three meters tall. It had a very high expression and a hint of disdain.

“Poor than!”The eight-clawed octopus uses its tentacles in a very anthropomorphic gesture. This is a kind of contempt. It is not only common in the atrium, but also in the multiverse!

“I’ll tell you, uncle!”Batman was angry. He is a commanding superhero. Calmness is the basic quality of a commander, but it does not mean that he has no temper. The Clay Man is still angry.

Tony quickly pulled his hair. Xiao said,”Hey, Bruce, don’t be impulsive. We’re here for a loan. Get the money first and don’t create complications.””

Batman stared fiercely at the big octopus who was still making gestures and mocking them,”Humph! I stamped it out early in the morning and fed it to the dog! Damn bugs, how dare you laugh at me!”

“Wait until you have money. Now you have experienced the feeling of being bullied if you have no money. Later, when the loan is settled, you can invite him to a duel in the arena, and I will bet on you to win. If you can’t beat it, even in a one-on-one fight, you’d better go home and wash your hands. Go to sleep.”Tony came up with an idea in a low voice.

How can I say this? It’s a bit bad. This is an idea that involves all the companions. Batman is the one who contributes money and effort, and then Tony hides alone and makes money by betting. People with IQs are indeed terrifying, and they don’t show mercy at all when trying to trick their teammates.

Batman is not an idiot either. He turned to look at Tony,”Are you really a bastard? You studied under that guy and learned all the bastard’s style?””

“Tsk, don’t mock me, you are also his student yourself. Hey, he despises you, don’t you want to take revenge and go back? You are still not a man, beat him, beat him in the arena, you don’t have to take responsibility, you can make money, kill two birds with one stone, and you can adapt to fighting alien monsters in advance, if you were me, I would fight!”Tony persuaded from the side, but it looked a bit malicious no matter how you looked at it.

Bruce thought for a while and felt that this was not bad. Killing three birds with one stone was indeed profitable. So he walked out of the workroom and said to the big octopus next to him,” Do you dare to go to the arena with me to duel? The loser will give the winner 500 million! You dare? Trash, ridicule, I laugh at you mommy!”

Batman, who has always been relatively gentle, seemed to have changed a lot after coming to Asgard. He became very irritable and even learned the way of greeting the Zaans!

“What the hell! You bastard! I’m going to tear you apart!”The big octopus was angry. A scum dared to provoke him. He was really not afraid of death!

“Come on, fight, hit here!”Bruce pointed at the head, and hit him if he could.

The big octopus screamed angrily, but did not take action. It knew very well that private fights are not allowed in Asgard and will be detained and fined. Fines If you use your money to have fun in a dance hall, isn’t it delicious?

“You have talent, that’s great, then go to the arena, you poor guy, I don’t think you can even afford the ticket! Damn, I will rip your head off and use it as a ball, then I will eat you! Let you know what a stupid mistake it was to provoke the great Arnold Manshi!”The big octopus said viciously, his eyes flashing with a cruel smile.

“Haha, if you have the guts, don’t leave. Wait here. When I finish doing something good, go to the arena. Once you leave, you are my grandson!”Bruce let himself go. Facing a strange alien monster, he can say dirty words at will. Anyway, he is not a superhero here, and he doesn’t need to pay attention to his image. He can just be happy and don’t care what others do! _Feilu reminds you: three things about reading – collection,