Marvel DC’s Bastard Hero

Planet Farm, the clown’s house is very lively today, and it seems that there is a family party being held. In addition to the Joker and his mother and wife, there is also Deadpool Wade and his wife Vanessa. The three women were all holding a cute baby girl. That was their child, theirs and Jiang Yifu’s child!

Logically speaking, the Joker’s wife Sophie is a very principled woman, but a year ago, after the Joker was injured by a hostile person when he was wandering around Gotham City, it seemed that he was no longer able to do it, at least. People are still alive, but they can’t have children.

At that time, he met Deadpool Wade, who was working part-time as a mercenary and assassin. The Joker recognized the other person’s identity at a glance. The two of them are both a little crazy, and unexpectedly became good friends. This lunatic speaks very directly to each other.

After learning that the Joker had become a eunuch, Deadpool shared his genius plan with his new best friend. Then he proudly said that he and his wife now get along very harmoniously, and there is no crisis at all.

The clown Fleck was also stunned for a moment. After giving Deadpool a strange look, he thought about it and agreed. Anyway, it is better to take advantage of one’s own than to take advantage of others. Jiang Yifu is also his benefactor, so let’s think of this as repaying the favor!

So I started to do ideological work for my wife. At first Sophie was very angry and didn’t understand, but later she figured it out and agreed. Then the clown ran to talk to Yifu about this matter again, and almost choked Yifu to death while he was drinking coffee, reading newspapers, basking in the sun and enjoying a good life. Damn it, happiness also comes. It’s so sudden!

Well, that’s not right, it’s not moral at all. I should say that I feel sorry for the clown, and then accept it happily. As soon as I said this, the meaning immediately changed and it was full of positive energy!

Everyone personally begged for help, so what could Jiang Yifu do but agree. The clown just wants a child, so give it to him. It’s what he asked for anyway.

So it was natural for Sophie to be the woman of Evergreen, just like her mother-in-law, Aunt Petunia. Both of them and Deadpool’s wife Vanessa got pregnant at about the same time, and now the child was born smoothly. Mother and daughter are safe, which is good.

Jiang Yifu did not bring Lingdie out this time. Because Lingdie was pregnant, she was about to give birth in a month or two, so she did not accompany him everywhere, but stayed on Queen’s Island to recuperate.

When I came to the clown’s house, I unexpectedly met a beautiful girl with heavy makeup. She was about twenty years old. Her hair was dyed with a lot of strange hairspray, but she also had a chaotic beauty. She also liked to laugh. She seemed to be. An optimist. The most eye-catching thing is that she is chewing bubble gum and holding a long-handled mallet on her shoulder. She looks like a little girl!

“Oh, are you Jiang Yifu? He looks quite handsome, little handsome boy, give your sister a smile!”This strange beauty took the initiative to tease her.

“Um, this is a private place, are you in the wrong place? Little sister, it’s very dangerous here, you’d better get to Mars quickly!”Jiang Yifu shook his head and said, girls nowadays really can’t walk when they see a handsome guy? It’s not something he can decide whether he looks handsome. He is also very desperate. If he is too handsome, he will be too handsome. Many beauties like him

“Poof! You guy is really extremely narcissistic! Haha, what an interesting guy. You are the master here, so I will go in. By the way, let me tell you, you are not handsome!”The girl Taimei shook her ponytails and left. She looked very chic and beautiful, as if she had seen her before somewhere.

“Mesa, find out who this woman is? I think I’ve seen it before.”Jiang Yifu said suspiciously.

“Sorry, I’m just so handsome. I’ve been bearing the burden of being smart and handsome that I shouldn’t bear at my age. Hey, I’m so tired. Even if you tell me, you won’t understand, because you are not as smart or handsome as me!”After Jiang Yifu finished speaking, he shook his head and flew away. He didn’t use any props, just used magic to fly.

If it were placed in the past, it would definitely be shocking and would be regarded as a monster. Now, mutants Ah, superman and so on have appeared, so naturally I won’t be surprised. And where is Jiang Yifu’s intelligence? As a genius scientist, even if he uses magic in public, he will be considered an unknown person. It’s just a high-tech invention. This is the benefit that fame brings.

Harley Quinn looked at Ivory as he flew away, a trace of suspicion flashed in her beautiful eyes. She seemed to realize that the other party did not use any technological products and actually flew directly. Alright! Well, you will know what’s going on when you ask your cousin. My cousin knows a lot of people, so he must know what’s going on! Humph, Jiang Yifu, won’t he be beaten by me then? I was so confused that I knelt down under my pomegranate skirt!

When they arrived at the clown’s house, the clown Fleck and the deadpool Wade were very happy after seeing Ivory. Because Ivory had done them a big favor, at least he didn’t have to I am worried that I will have no children in the future, otherwise my wife will run away. It is very painful not to have children. Now that they have children, they will be more energetic at work.

“Hi Yves, you’re welcome, we’re about to start preparing for the feast. Oh, look, how beautiful the little cutie is! Haha, she’s so beautiful, she looks exactly like Vanessa!”It’s rare for Deadpool Wade to stop talking nonsense. The continuous complaints will definitely drive people crazy.

Why is Deadpool honest? Of course, he will change after being beaten, but only after seeing Jiang Yi That’s all. Because neither Zatanna nor Psylocke like him talking nonsense. Zatana is known as the smartest and most talented magician at present. She is very proficient in various types of magic. A little mental magic made Deadpool Wade obediently silent.

Ding dong, the doorbell rang again. Vanessa was taking care of the three children by herself, while Sophie and Aunt Petunia were in the kitchen. Busy preparing lunch.

The clown went over and opened the door. He was not worried about other safety issues at all. This is a planet farm and not ordinary people can come in. And don’t forget, not far away, there is Superman Clark and his family. They live here, and they are still neighbors. If anything happens, Superman will arrive as soon as possible.

Soon, the clown came in with a beauty wearing heavy makeup, who did not look like a serious girl, and introduced Jiang Yifu with a smile to,”Iver, this is one of my cousins, Harley Quinn, who is currently helping me with things. My cousin is helpless, so I can only help take care of her!””

Pfft! Jiang Yifu almost spit out the coffee he drank. He stared at the somewhat unruly beauty in front of him with wide eyes. Isn’t this the woman he met before? A very tough one. This woman, I didn’t expect to be the cousin of the Joker! Oh my god, Harley Quinn, isn’t this Harley Quinn!”Hello, it’s an honor to meet you, beautiful girl! I am Jiang Yifu!”