Marvel DC’s Bastard Hero

In a beautiful apartment in Brooklyn, this is Deadpool’s home. Although he is an intern, he still has a regular income and gets a bonus every time he goes on a mission. I recently applied for a superhero subsidy from the Planet Group. As long as I prove my superhero status, I can get a subsidy fund. In exchange, in some cases, I will give priority to protecting the staff of the Planet Group. This can be regarded as a grant. A kind of welfare.

Jiang Yifei was very curious about why Deadpool invited him to his home, so he sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette openly and asked,”Okay, Wade, no need to be polite, what do you need from me?” If you want to help, just say so. I can’t say that it will definitely be done, but if I can help you, I will try my best to help.” This is the most standard terminology, and he will not guarantee it.

Deadpool smiled a little sheepishly and said humbly,”Yes, yes, you can definitely help me. Do you think I can still save you?”

Jiang Yifu looked at Deadpool strangely. He glanced at it and said,”You are very healthy, and your recovery ability is very strong, similar to that of Wolverine Logan. And it seems that some kind of mutation has occurred. If I am not wrong, you can maintain your memory even if your brain is severely damaged. This is a little stronger than Logan. I think you are healthy and do not need treatment.”

“Um, but I’m disfigured, you know, a handsome man like me is disfigured! This will make thousands of women feel heartbroken. In order to prevent their hearts from being hurt, you must cure me! Are you right? A superhero should have a handsome appearance!”Deadpool jumped up and down and said, gesticulating as he spoke, as if it was really happening.

Jiang Yifu was helpless. He just stayed for a while and realized that this guy really talked a lot of nonsense. Ah, if it took a little longer, he would probably be bored to death. He finally understood the difficulties of Colossus and Charles,”I know, I know. It’s just that your situation was caused by the experiment and is irreversible. If your ability is removed, your cancer will attack instantly and take away your life. Are you sure you want to do this? Isn’t it great to be alive?”

“Oh no! How could this happen, ah ah! Didn’t that guy Hank say you can be cured?”Deadpool wailed, as if he was really sad.

“It is impossible to cure. I think the cure Hank mentioned should be the cure for your inner problems. In fact, as long as you think it through and understand it, there will naturally be no problems. Be open-minded, besides, your wife doesn’t mind you being like this. Well, if you are like this, she will never leave you, which proves that she loves you. You are very lucky!”Jiang Yifu explained that he didn’t want to treat the other party, he really wanted to treat him.

His wife, Star Soul Titan Iona, can definitely do it. She is a real professional doctor, and there is nothing she can’t cure. The key is It’s Iona who is on vacation in Paradise Island now, having a great time.

And Jiang Yifu’s next goal is to make this powerful woman his wife and let her give birth to a child for him. With a child, She won’t often think about saving the world. She can just be a little woman at home with peace of mind. She can be a husband and raise children, which suits her best.

“What you said is quite right, oh oh oh, Vanessa really loves me! I really love Vanessa too! Haha, but it’s a bit distressing. Vanessa has always wanted a child.”Deadpool seemed to have figured it out, and then asked a new question.

Jiang Yifu was a little confused, but this problem was easy to solve,”If you want a child, then adopt one. What’s the big deal? It’s a very easy problem to solve.”

“No, no, no, Vanessa wants a child of her own, a child of her own!”Deadpool said seriously, but he was powerless on this issue. Who caused him to have problems in the experiment? He had super healing ability that was close to immortality, but he became, well, a eunuch!

Jiang Yi Fu was helpless. He couldn’t say, just give birth to one. The problem is that Deadpool is a eunuch, which is very embarrassing.”Well, this question, well, I don’t know what to do.”

“So I thought of a great way!”Deadpool suddenly became energetic, as if he had come up with some great idea.

“any solution? If you have an idea, go ahead and do it. If nothing happens, I’ll leave first.”Jiang Yifu felt a little bored, because he really didn’t want to be with Deadpool. This guy should be with those who like nonsense.

“No, no, you can’t leave, this solution requires your help.”Deadpool immediately stopped the other party and said loudly, as if it was true.

“Well, tell me what you can do. If I can help, I will try my best to help you.”Jiang Yifu wanted to see what this deadpool could do to surprise him.

“It’s very simple. As long as you and Vanessa get together and have a baby, the problem will be solved! And if you are so smart, your children will definitely be very smart too. Isn’t that a great idea?”Deadpool said a little triumphantly, it seemed to be a really great method.

Pfft! Jiang Yifu spit out all the red wine. Oh my god, Maya, what kind of method is this? How can anyone take the initiative to forgive Hat! Isn’t this a fool? If Deadpool is a fool, he is not stupid, but his behavior is a bit strange.”Well, you can really tell this, even if you agree, your wife will not agree! Really”

“I agree!”Suddenly, a woman with light makeup walked out of the bedroom. She was quite pretty and a good beauty. She wasn’t very stunning, but she still had a different charm.

“Look, Vanessa agreed, so what else do you mind. Ivor, please, as long as you do this favor for me, I will definitely work for you in vain in the future! Please, or I will go to Charles and complain! You guys chat for a while, I’ll leave first.”Deadpool ran away after saying that, running faster than a rabbit!

The atmosphere in the apartment suddenly became awkward. Well, I said it was awkward, but it was actually just pretending. Although Jiang Yifu was a little confused, that’s all. This kind of helping others should still be done for a while. Doing a good deed is something a good person must do every day!

“Vanessa, do you really not mind?”Jiang Yifu asked a little suspiciously.

“If it were someone else, I would definitely mind, but if it were you, I wouldn’t mind. Please come in, we still need to work harder. Vanessa smiled and took the initiative to invite.