Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

88. Single Dogs Are So Pitiful! You Are A Big Fool! Want Me To Die? !

When Lu Yu raised this question,

Bingbing was stunned again.

Why does it happen that girls pass by?

thought about it,

Bingbing said,

"Could it be that you received a consumer text message on your phone?"

"no!"

Lu Yu shook his head.

"Then, that's your friend. When he was doing bad things, he met an acquaintance. This acquaintance turned around and tipped off his girlfriend?"

"Neither!"

Lu Yu continued to shake his head.

Bingbing looked puzzled,

"Could it be that this girl happened to pass by and befriended you?"

"Not yet!"

Lu Yu smiled,

Seeing Bingbing, I really can't figure it out,

Only then did he reveal the answer with a smile.

"Actually, what a coincidence!"

"Didn't my friend spend 3,000 yuan on a small card and ordered a young lady?"

"What I didn't expect was that the young lady who came was none other than his girlfriend herself!"

"His girlfriend has been doing this job without telling him!"

"It happened to be hit by him by mistake that day, so I clicked on it!"

"That's why she found out that my friend is outside and has been dishonest!"

puff!!!

As Lu Yu reveals the truth,

Bingbing next to her almost staggered and fell to the ground!!

I go!!

There is such a thing?!!

Men are messing around outside,

In the end, I accidentally clicked on my girlfriend,

The girlfriend broke the real face of her boyfriend because of this,

Then they broke up!!

God!

Is there anything more outrageous than this in this world!!

Not only Bing Bing smiled,

In the live broadcast room, the audience immediately became lively.

"Damn it, this sharp turn almost threw my waist out!"

"Hey, what happened to my face just now? Looking in the mirror, it turned out to be a rut!!"

"Hahahaha, this man is too sad. His girlfriend actually does this, and he just happened to choose him. The moment he opened the door, they looked at each other. They must have been stunned. Let me ask you, why are you here?!"

"For a while, I didn't know which of the two of them I should pity..."

"No, since his girlfriend is in this business, why did he break up with her boyfriend? They are not the same, one likes to mess around, and the other is not clean. Isn't this a natural match?"

"God is a perfect match, hahaha!"

"Yes, I am also very strange, and, although this matter is very funny, it seems to have nothing to do with the same family, right?"

this story,

There is no doubt that the audience laughed again.

Just now when Lu Yu asked, how did that girl find out,

The audience also guessed their own,

But no one guessed,

The girl is the young lady who is called!

but,

Also because of this,

The audience suddenly became more puzzled,

Since women are in this business,

Then why are you still breaking up?

and,

This doesn't seem to have anything to do with what Lu Yu said, right?

exactly at this time,

After Bingbing finished laughing,

Also asked this question.

"Lu Yu, although the story you told is very interesting.

"However, the reason why the two broke up seems to be related to the same family, so it doesn't matter, right?"

"Why doesn't it matter?!"

"It's a big deal!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Yu immediately explained,

"You know what that girl said after breaking up?"

"She said that it's her job to be in that kind of industry and associate with all kinds of men, and she works to make a living!"

"But what about her boyfriend?"

"Going out with girls is called cheating!

"As for derailment, there are only zero and countless times!"

"It's also because of this that the two broke up!"

"But if you think about it differently—"

"What if my friend is a young master who is right with this girl?"

"When the time comes, if he messes around outside, wouldn't he just be working hard to make a living?"

"In this way, since both of them are working to live."

"Of course there are not so many things to do, let alone break up!"

"Unfortunately, that friend of mine didn't live up to expectations, he wasn't Shao Deng!"

"It's wrong that the two of you don't belong to the same family, but it's because they didn't get together in the end!"

After Lu Yu finished speaking,

put both hands behind his head,

Leisurely, he continued to walk forward.

And Bing Bing,

But he stayed in place.

After a long time,

She just burst into laughter!

all now,

How could she not react,

Lu Yu is deliberately using this topic to amuse himself!

I asked him if he wanted to be in the same family when he was in a relationship,

In the end, he gave such a weird example,

What a badass!!

"Lu Yu, wait for me, can't you be serious once`"!"

Bingbing shouted dumbfoundingly,

While chasing Lu Yu.

And in the studio,

The audience also listened to what Lu Yu said,

Straight into the excitement.

"Hahahaha, oh my god, Yushen's example is really too fiddly vivid, too frankly simple and easy to understand, but don't tell me, the real reason for the two to break up is really because they don't have a good relationship. !"

"Yeah, if that man is also in this business, then the two of you won't be separated!"

"I laughed so hard, I'm a new audience, I want to ask everyone, has this Lu Yu's brain circuit been so fresh and refined?!"

"That's right, that's right, don't say you're a newcomer, you're going to die laughing, those of us who have seen old audiences since the first day, can't help laughing, the brain circuit of Yushen" normal people can't figure it out

"The most amazing thing about this example is that you clearly know that Feather God is teasing us, but you still can't find evidence!"

"Hahaha, isn't it? I never expected that the wrong family and household are actually here. I am really convinced. My stomach hurts from laughing!"

"Why do I feel that Yushen's citing this example is connoting some little fairies. She has made a mistake herself, but she still blames the man on the head, and she still looks like she has been wronged!"

"Lu Yu: Don't talk nonsense, I don't have one, don't give me guesses about attracting history!"

"Watching Yushen's live broadcast is joy. From the moment the camera turns around, to be honest, the smile on my face has never stopped. It's so joyful!"

"That's right, there are still a lot of humor bacteria in Yushen's body!"

To the laughter of the audience,

The observation mission here is still going on.

do not forget,

Lu Yu has two things to accomplish this morning!

one of them,

It was to go on a blind date with the divorced girl with two children.

It's done now.

And the other one,

It is to carry out his single zero yuan purchase link!

For this link,

The audience has been looking forward to today since yesterday,

Everyone is very curious,

What kind of gift will Lu Yu choose in the end?

Give it to himself!

at the same time.

After chasing up to Lu Yu and hitting Lu Yu's back a few times with a small fist, Bingbing,

Also recovered from the laughter,

She gave Lu Yu a blank look,

Smiled

"Lu Yu, you are too serious!"

"Every time I answer a question, it's a journey!"

"I shouldn't have trusted your calls in the first place!"

Speaking of which,

Bingbing couldn't help thinking of the previous scene again,

Just ask Lu Yu,

Have you ever had an unforgettable relationship before,

At that time, Lu Yu replied with a lot of emotion,

Memories are written all over his face.

Bingbing and the audience were also very fascinated.

even,

There are also some audiences with low tears,

Silently for Lu Yu's tragic experience,

Tears of sympathy were shed.

The results of it?

who would have thought,

Lu Yu finally said that the girl he was talking about was actually the bus driver!

When everyone heard this, their eyeballs almost flew out of their sockets!

This is so amazing!!

result,

Unexpectedly this time,

Lu Yu did it again!

When everyone was aroused by him,

People make a sharp turn!

But the point is,

The great thing about Lu Yu is that,

People can still justify themselves,

The final answer can match what was said at the beginning,

This is more admirable and dumbfounding!

,

Bingbing secretly swears in her heart at this time,

If you ask Lu Yu such questions again in the future,

Be sure to keep an eye out in advance,

can no longer be fooled by him,

Get fooled by Lu Yu!

restrain these emotions,

Only then did Bingbing bring up the business again.

"Lu Yu, what kind of gift are you going to pick for yourself!"

"Your single zero-yuan purchase opportunity, if you don't use it, it will expire!"

"Have you figured out what to buy?"

In fact, Bingbing is also quite curious,

What gift would Lu Yu buy for himself.

Hearing Bingbing's inquiry,

Lu Yu also smiled slightly,

"Actually, yesterday, I wanted to buy a bracelet.

"Because I have nothing to do when I'm idle, I like the plate. 11

"But last night, I changed my mind!"

"oh?"

"Why?"

talking room,

Lu Yu happened to stop in front of a store.

pointing inside,

explained,

"Didn't I go fishing last night?"

"It turned out that the fish was really too strong."

"Although it was caught in the end."

"But my fishing rod was also exploded by it."

"So, since it's a casual gift.

"Then I'll just pick a new rod!"

After Lu Yu finished speaking,

Then he walked directly into the fishing tackle shop in front of him.

And Bing Bing,

There was a look of disappointment on his face.

not just ice,

Even the audience in the live broadcast room,

They all agree with Lu Yu's choice,

Feeling a little disappointed.

Originally, everyone was still looking forward to it. Lu Yu would choose a very special gift that will make everyone's eyes shine.

did not expect,

His chosen gift,

It's so unremarkable,

At first I wanted a bracelet,

Later changed to a fishing rod!

Whether it's bracelets or fishing rods, this way

None of the presents are novelties.

As you expected, those meaty Ganoderma lucidum, or dolls,

The difference is too big!

And if Lu Yu knows what the audience thinks,

It is estimated that Lu Yu would vomit three liters of blood directly!

What the hell?!

Meat ganoderma?!

baby?!

Well.

What is going on in your mind!!

Although I am a single nobleman,

You don't need to care too much about other people's eyes,

But I can't be shameless!

This is a program watched by nearly ten million people at the same time,

Maybe my parents, relatives and friends,

At this time, they are all holding their mobile phones at home to watch their performance on the show,

You expect me to be in full view,

to pick out that gift,

Am I too bold, or too thin-headed,

will be in the program,

To do that?!!

Even those online sellers know that some things need to be shipped privately to ensure privacy.

How could I do that kind of thing that kills me!

so,

If Lu Yu knew what the audience was thinking,

It must be very speechless!

As for,

Whether it is the bracelet or the fishing rod he chooses,

This is what he really wanted,

It's hard to have a chance to buy at zero yuan,

Make sure to spend your money on things you love!

at the same time.

There are many viewers who have finally realized this.

There are many choices for Lu Yu,

expressed approval.

originally was,

When Feather God chooses gifts, he must choose the ones he likes.

How could it be possible to cater to the audience,

In order to create a so-called surprise for the audience,

How about picking something you don't want?

Bingbing also followed up in the store at this time.

as soon as you come in,

Bingbing was immediately placed on the shelf in front of me,

All kinds of fishing gear are dazzling.

".||I'm going!"

"There are so many fishing things!"

"I always thought that fishing is just a rod with a hook on it. What are these and how are they used?"

This is still Bingbing's life,

The first time I entered a fishing tackle shop.

all kinds of fishing gear,

make her look dumbfounded,

Didn't expect there to be so many categories!

most fishing gear,

She doesn't even know how to use it!

"I can't tell you a few words."

"If you're really interested."

"When I find time next time, I'll take you to the river to go fishing, and you'll understand after looking at it."

Lu Yu explained next to him,

Then he excitedly pulled Bing Bing inside,

"The fishing rod is over here."

"The fishing rods in this store are still very complete."

"I've always bought here before."

talking room,

The two of them came to the shelf for visiting fishing rods.

A whole three huge shelves.

above the fishing rod,

It is also very rich in categories, and there are also various materials.

and some fishing rods,

The surface is still painted,

Under the light, the colorful and radiant ones (Zhao Li's) are particularly beautiful.

After Lu Yu came here,

Just like a monkey entering a peach garden,

The eyes that see are bright,

Touch this, look at that, and give out admiration from time to time.

Bingbing on the side was also dumbfounded.

she did not expect,

fishing rod,

It can be so beautiful and beautiful!

She turned her head to look at Lu Yu who was picking and choosing,

All of a sudden, he said out of nowhere,

"Lu Yu, you want to pick a fishing rod, right?"

"Are you sure you don't want to change?"

"If you are sure not to change it, can you let me pick one for you?"

Yes,

After seeing these fishing rods in front of me,

Bingbing actually wanted to choose one for Lu Yu!

On the one hand because,

These fishing rods are really beautiful,

On the other hand, because

Like family No. 1 and family No. 2,

Everyone is a couple,

who choose gifts for each other,

How warm and romantic,

I also look forward to what gift the other party will give me.

But when it comes to Lu Yu,

he single dog,

But I need to pick it myself and give it to him!

Well,

though say it,

That's fine,

But Bingbing always feels that,

Lu Yu chooses gifts for himself in this way,

It's pretty pathetic!

Also because of this,

Bingbing just wanted to pick one for Lu Yu and give it to him.

can say that,

In this link,

Let Lu Yu feel it too, the feeling of surprise!

"Ah? You want to help me choose?"

Lu Yu heard that,

is stunned,

But then he said dumbfoundedly,

"But you don't know fishing rods, and the price range of fishing rods is quite wide..."

"Uh, isn't it just a fishing rod!"

Bingbing waved her hand,

Funny said,

"If I don't understand, I can ask the boss!"

"As for the price?"

"Haha, how much is a fishing rod worth?"

"Even if I choose the most expensive one for you, it doesn't matter!"

"You can leave it to me at ease!".

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