Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

74, Brother, Am I Pretty? Whose Single Dog Is Too Rampant! Top Versailles!

When I saw the first sentence sent by the blind date girl opposite,

Lu Yu almost laughed out loud!

I really guessed it right!

Originally, Lu Yu just had an idea, so he casually asked that buddy,

Unexpectedly, a blind date proposal actually exploded!

I saw the blind date girl replied to this buddy——

【Female: I'm sorry, I've been busy before, so I neglected you. 】

【Female: Actually, I have a good impression of you, you are very handsome, you are my favorite type!】

【Female: You don't need to find a matchmaker, brother, I was wrong before. 】

【Female: Brother? Brother, are you still there?】

【Female: Brother, please forgive me this time, give me another chance!】

【Female: Whoop, how about we have dinner together tonight?】

【Female: Brother, are you still listening?】

【Female: I was wrong, I was wrong!】

【Female: Brother, just talk to me, how about I sing a song for you?】

【Female: By the way, I bought a new set of pajamas today, how about I show you?】

【Female: Brother, can you help me see if it looks good?】

【Female: Brother, are you still there? Please reply!】

[:...)

obviously,

The performance of this blind date girl at this time,

It has been able to prove one thing completely,

That is,

Real hammer!

She is definitely a blind date!

After being scolded by that buddy, instead of being angry, he returned this attitude,

Any fool can see it,

There must be something tricky here!!

Even seeing that buddy has not replied to her,

She was in a hurry,

In the end, he begged directly, to wear the pajamas he just bought and show this buddy,

in this way,

Come to pray for this buddy's forgiveness,

Tell him not to go to the matchmaker!

Just as Lu Yu expected,

As a blind date,

She is afraid of affecting future orders,

So now I'm really scared!

"Lu Yu, this, this is really what you said!"

After reading this chat log,

Bingbing praised Lu Yu in amazement,

"You are too powerful, you really have piercing eyes!"

"Just relying on a chat record, a request was blown up!"

"It's incredible!"

Bingbing originally thought,

This time it was Lu Yu who was overthinking,

The results of it,

It turns out that

Lu Yu's guess is absolutely correct!

The key is even better,

Lu Yu just read that buddy's chat history, and made a random guess about it,

This ability is simply unbelievable!

Speaking of which,

Bingbing immediately burst into a smile again, and said tentatively,

"Lu Yu, could it be that you have been fooled many times before, as the 473 viewers said?"

"Otherwise, how could your experience in this field be so rich?"

"Skillful makes people feel distressed!"

"Go to hell!"

Hearing Bingbing's question,

Lu Yu directly said angrily,

"Where have I ever been fooled!"

"I'm so clever, who can fool me?"

"The reason why I know so much is because I once met a woman on a blind date in a restaurant. After she finished her blind date with a man, she didn't leave. After a while, another man came to see her." She's on a blind date."

"After the second blind date, not long after, another man came to ask her for a blind date."

"I felt something was wrong at the time, how can a normal person have so many faces at once!"

"So I waited for her to leave, followed her quietly, and heard her call the matchmaker, saying that all three orders were completed."

"At that time, I suddenly realized that there is still a trust in the blind date."

In order not to let everyone misunderstand,

I have been fooled in this regard,

Lu Yu had no choice but to tell a story about something that happened to him before.

After he finished speaking,

Only then did Bingbing suddenly realize!

I go!

meal time,

blind date with three men,

This toke is really crazy enough!

And at the same time.

While Lu Yu was chatting with Bingbing,

inside the studio,

The audience also finished reading the chat history sent by that buddy,

At this moment, the barrage was already full of boiling sounds!

Originally, everyone just suspected that the other party was Tuo,

Now after reading the chat history,

Just confirm it!

"Hahaha, this blind date girl's attitude has changed a bit before and after. When chatting in front of her, she always replied um, ah, oh, but when the guy in the back frightened her, she immediately started kneeling and licking her!"

"I'm laughing to death, one sentence and one brother, it can be seen that she really wants to keep you!"

"I'm in a hurry, she's in a hurry! She doesn't even hesitate to sell some dirty things, and wants to send you private~secret~photos!"

"Exhaustion, it's really exhausting to watch. Fortunately, that buddy didn't directly delete this woman before. You deleted her, and she didn't feel it at all. You also suffered a lot of uselessness. How good it is now. After listening to Yushen's instructions, I directly counterattacked and let her kneel and lick!"

"I've learned a lot. Fortunately, this buddy met Yushen and helped him guide him. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll be a fool for the rest of my life!"

"What does Mengguren mean?"

"It's the one who keeps in the dark!"

"It's not just this buddy, Yushen's lesson today can be regarded as a reminder to all those who are going on a blind date, be careful if you encounter a blind date! (bjdj)

"I want to ask a weak question right now: Dude, does the picture of her in pajamas look good?"

"I don't know if it's good or not, I just want to know if those girls who supported this blind date girl before and persuaded this guy to continue licking hard, are they embarrassed now, and their faces hurt or not!

"Hahaha..……"

After actually hammering the blind date girl, it was just a trust.

Many viewers feel that

What a relief!

It can be said,

How proud was this blind date girl before,

At this moment, how humbled he suddenly became,

Are you scared now?

What did you do early!

And the one who feels the best, of course, is that buddy himself!

He was so depressed by this blind date girl before,

Not only did he let out a bad breath at this time,

And he directly pinched the other party!

This is all thanks to Feather God!

This buddy thanked Lu Yu on the barrage,

It was as if he regarded Lu Yu as his savior,

And after being grateful,

There was an evil look in this buddy's eyes again!

He looked at the phone chat page,

The blind date girl is still begging herself hard,

Suddenly I had a bold idea!

Made!

Dare to lie to me!!

If I hadn't met such a noble person as Yu Shen,

You have been lied to all the time!!

At that time, the introduction fee will be cheated by you,

I also got a lot of anger from you!

Now even though the bad breath has come out,

However, this buddy doesn't intend to let the other party go just like that!

Anyway, at this time the other party has already been grasped by him,

He decides,

Make some exorbitant demands to compensate yourself!

exactly

At this time, the blind date girl sent him a few more messages.

【Female: Brother, don’t be angry, okay!】

【Female: Why don't you do this, brother, just tell me, what exactly do you want to forgive me!】

【Female: I think it's fate that we met each other, I don't want to break up like this!】

Put it on, still put it on!

What a shit fate!

It’s clear that you guys are conspiring to defraud me of money!!

Aren't you just afraid that I will go to the matchmaker to settle accounts!!

It sounds weird!

"Hehehe, how can I forgive you?"

The dude had a smirk on his face,

directly in the chat interface,

Proposed to the girl a request that made the other party blush and be at a loss!

As for,

What exactly is he asking for?

It's not easy to talk about this kind of thing.

Only he and the blind date girl know,

Lu Yu certainly did not expect,

This buddy is so good at playing,

He even took the opportunity to make a request to the blind date girl.

but

If it is not particularly demanding,

Presumably the other party should not refuse,

after all,

She herself was wronged,

Even if she disagrees at first,

In the worst case, that buddy would just tear his face apart, revealing the other party's true face is just a trick, and then use the newspaper officer to scare her.

In this way,

The other party will definitely be even more frightened when they see things revealed!

Because of their behavior,

itself is tantamount to fraud,

Once this buddy reports to the official,

Don't talk about dating girls,

The matchmaker behind her and her little sisters will also be taken away,

It is equivalent to serving them directly in one pot!

so,

anyway,

This buddy can be regarded as completely grasping the opponent,

As long as he handles it properly,

severely teach each other a lesson,

It's no problem at all!

And while this buddy was operating in the dark.

inside the studio,

The audience also heard the interesting story that Lu Yu just said.

"Hahahaha, I kissed three times during one meal, it seems that being a trustee is very profitable!"

"So that's how it is. I thought Feather God was fooled in this regard. I dare to meet him just by chance!"

"Let me just say, Feather God is smarter than me, how could he be fooled like this!"

"Isn't Yushen going on a blind date tomorrow? Do you think the blind date girl Yushen is going to meet tomorrow is also the same?"

"Pfft, I can tell you with certainty that the other party is absolutely impossible to be Tuo!"

"Oh why?"

"Nimma, can you use your brain and ask me why? Who have you met, divorced with three children!!"

"With all these conditions, if you still go to be a trustee, then I think I can be a beneficiary too!"

"Grass, what you said is really true, hahahaha, I suddenly look forward to the scene of Yushen's blind date tomorrow!"

"Looking forward to Yushen becoming a father directly tomorrow!"

"Get out of here, you little blackie!"

have to say,

When the scene transitioned to Lu Yu before,

Mr. He's heartfelt words,

It's really not bad at all,

As long as the camera comes to Lu Yu,

Teacher He doesn't have to worry about the audience's emotional problems at all,

And in fact,

Indeed!

It can be said,

Since Lu Yu came out,

The laughter in the studio never stopped,

Don't

Said that Mr. He felt very relieved,

over there with the director team,

They all look relaxed,

It will not be like when observing the post-70s and post-90s,

I can't be nervous,

I'm afraid that the couple will encounter some marital problems again,

Causing the audience to lose control of their emotions.

Now on Lu Yu's side,

Although this kid is quite a bastard, he always puts some stumbling blocks on their way to urge them to marry,

But at least the atmosphere of the show,

It's still in good shape!

Seeing that the time is almost seven o'clock, and it's time for today's broadcast,

The chief director, Sun Zhen, told the director,

Let's end today on Lu Yu's side,

Stop shooting those two families.

The director immediately nodded,

I am very happy with this decision,

From a personal point of view,

Even the director prefers to film Lu Yu's side,

after all,

Who doesn't like to shoot this kind of relaxed and happy scene!

And at the same time.

in the shot.

After Lu Yu solved the blind date problem just now,

Then he started eating melon seeds again,

While chatting, he casually asked,

"Is there anything else you want to ask?"

"If not, I'll be busy with my own business!"

Hearing that Lu Yu is going to be busy,

Bingbing suddenly asked curiously,

"What are you busy with?"

"Uh, you asked that!"

Lu Yu was speechless immediately,

"From what you're saying, it's as if I've been idle all day and night, not doing any business at all!"

"You are completely slandering me!"

"I actually still have a lot to do!"

"Sometimes I get so busy that I don't even have time to eat!"

"oh?"

Lu Yu's words,

To Bingbing's surprise,

"So, what are you up to?"

"Fishing!"

Lu Yu naturally explained,

"I usually like fishing, but no, because of the filming of your show, I haven't gone fishing in the past two days!"

"In order to cooperate with you to record the program, I am so busy, I am dizzy all day long!"

"Where is the time to go fishing!"

"I think the weather is pretty good today, so I decided to go out after the filming is over!"

"It can be regarded as taking time out from a busy schedule, let's relax!"

After Lu Yu finished speaking.

Bingbing was dumbfounded.

inside the studio,

Countless viewers were also stunned by Lu Yu's words!

.....

I dare you to talk for a long time,

Said there was business to do,

It turned out to be an addiction to fishing,

I want to go fishing!!!

After a brief silence,

In the live broadcast room, the audience was so angry that they almost turned the tables!!

"Although I like Yushen very much, what he said just now made me so angry. We are still working overtime, but he is going to go fishing!!!"

"Fuck, is he trying to piss us off on purpose? I admit, I was so pissed off by him!!"

"Show face, Yu God, you are such a face-to-face!!"

"I'm ashamed to say that people slander you, don't you just idle around all day long and do nothing!"

"That's right, what are you talking about cooperating with other people's program crews to shoot programs, and you are so busy that you are dizzy? Let's film your conscience and talk about it, why are you so busy?"

"I went to the clubhouse early in the morning for a massage, and at noon I came back to play a ring, and in the afternoon I lay down on the mat, and now I'm still eating melon seeds, forgive me for being blind, I really didn't see it,

You are so busy that you can’t even eat!!”

"Whose family's single dog is this, it's too rampant!!"

"My god, sneak out of your busy schedule, go fishing and relax, you are looking for something to do in your spare time, so don't open your eyes and talk nonsense, okay!!"

"Lu Yu: I'm really busy, I have nothing to do all day long, so in order to have nothing to do, I'm so busy every day!"

"?? Upstairs, why did you run out of the hospital, go in quickly!"

 …

After hearing what Lu Yu said,

In the live broadcast room, many viewers are still working overtime, working hard, and struggling for their families.

They all clenched their fists,

There is an urge to come over and beat Lu Yu up!

It's too Versailles!!

You are busy, you are so busy!!

you are always late,

all enjoying life,

You actually have the audacity to say that you didn't eat your busy meal,

If you are busy,

Then what are we?!!

this moment,

A piece of bgm suddenly sounded in the minds of countless people!

"We are different, different!"

"Everyone is in a different situation!"

After thinking about it this way,

Everyone is even more angry!

Even Bingbing on the side gritted his teeth secretly, thinking, if he beat Lu Yu here...

Will the director team not only not blame themselves,

Instead, give yourself a promotion and a raise?!.

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