Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

69. As A Post-00, I Don't Read The Love Book, But The Art Of War! The Confessed Girl!

Lu Yu's words are very confident,

It seems that with his method,

It will definitely make those relatives in the group shut up!

only,

After he finished speaking,

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Even Bingbing looked at Lu Yu in a daze, and subconsciously asked,

"A string of mysterious numbers? What does this mean?"

inside the studio,

The audience couldn't help but feel stunned.

"Mysterious number? Good guy, is Yushen planning to use metaphysics to solve the problem?"

"I don't quite understand, what is the mysterious number he said?"

"I don't understand either, but it sounds like it's very powerful!"

"Uh, God of Feather is a bit exaggerated. No matter how powerful the number is, can it really make relatives shut up? He also said that he would not dare to come and urge us in the future...why do I not believe it?

"Yu Shen, please explain clearly, what number is so powerful?"

Obviously, everyone was curious about the mysterious number that Lu Yu said.

I don't know what kind of numbers are in the string,

How could it still have such power,

Can silence all the marriage urging troops!

Amidst the doubts of the crowd,

Lu Yu glanced at Bingbing first,

Then he smiled slowly,

"This string of mysterious numbers, in fact, each of you is different!"

"It's the serial number of your bank card!"

Bank card number?

After Lu Yu finished speaking,

Everyone was taken aback.

Instead of being puzzled,

On the contrary, I don't understand Lu Yu's meaning even more!

Relatives are in the group,

urged us to marry,

We send the card number to the group,

What does this mean?

Doesn't seem to solve the problem?

Bingbing asked even more blankly,

"Lu Yu, why are relatives urging marriage in the group, and we have to issue a card number?"

"Is there any relationship between the two?"

Bingbing really didn't want to understand,

She glanced at the barrage and found that the audience also didn't understand.

Wen Yan,

Lu Yu immediately rolled his eyes,

Tucao Road

"Bingbing, you are too stupid!"

"Let me ask you, what do relatives like to say when they are urging marriage in the group?"

"Well….………"

Bingbing thought for a while, and then replied with some uncertainty,

"It's for our own good that we get married?"

"correct answer!"

Lu Yu smiled and sat up straight from the sofa,

While eating melon seeds, he smiled and said,

"so!"

"Wait until they say that again next time."

"Don't talk to them too much!"

"Just send the bank card number to the group!"

607 "Just say that you are not good for me? Now is the chance to prove that you are good for me!"

"I work so hard outside, I can hardly afford it!"

"If any of you really care about me and want to be good for me, please be practical!"

"Who doesn't know how to touch the upper lip with the lower lip?"

"Send money, send money to me directly!"

"I want to see who is really good to me, and who is really best to me!"

After Lu Yu finished speaking,

like a wise man,

with a smug smile on his face,

"Just go out with this set of operations!"

"I don't believe it, which relative would dare to pick you up in the family group in the future!"

"He reminds you once, and you will issue the card number once!"

"Even if he couldn't save face at first and sent you some money, I don't believe that he can keep sending money to your card!"

"In this way, we won't lose anyway!"

"On the contrary, I'm really afraid that he won't remind me in the future!"

"They stopped urging, who will pay us back!"

"You say, don't you!"

As soon as this statement came out.

Bingbing on the side suddenly had a look of enlightenment on his face,

Then burst into laughter!

And at the same time.

The audience in the live broadcast room,

They all realized how powerful Lu Yu's operation is!

The pot exploded directly on the barrage!

"Damn it, hahahaha, Feather God, I understand, it's still you who are ruthless!"

#6666, just now I didn’t understand what the card issuer number is for, now I finally understand, what Yushen said is right, don’t you all want to be good for us all day long, okay, let’s do something practical, send money, and see who is right I'm the best!"

"Niu Beer, this method is definitely enough to do it. It is right to directly turn the customer into the main!"

"I can imagine that the relatives on the opposite side of the family group, after seeing these few words, must have felt embarrassed to urge them again, because if they urge them again, they will have to pay for it!"

"That's right, who doesn't know how to talk, everyone is an adult, if you really want to do my best, just send money!"

"Should I say it or not? Although this method is a bit cheap, it will definitely work. It can silence the relatives in the group at once. When you want to remind me again in the future, you have to weigh it carefully!"

"After learning and learning, I knew that God would definitely not allow us to be cured!"

"By the way, didn't there be a buddy who was being urged by the second aunt and uncle at home just now? Hurry up and use Yushen's method to see if it works!"

This ghost idea of ​​Lu Yu,

Instantly made the audience burst into laughter,

But everyone has to admit,

This method is really good!

well known,

Those relatives such as seven aunts, eight aunts, second aunts and third aunts,

Before urging marriage,

The most often said sentence,

It is to use "we are doing this for your own good" to carry out moral kidnapping,

And now,

With Lu Yu's method,

I am not afraid that this kind of moral kidnapping will happen to me again!

Just throw the card number over,

Let's say "For my own good, let's do something practical",

It will definitely have an immediate effect!

maybe,

The relatives on the opposite side couldn't save face,

You can also earn yourself some extra cash!

later words,

The other party wants to urge himself again,

Also have to weigh in advance,

Will I have to pay out again!

Moreover, such a set of operations can also make other relatives shut up!

Wonderful, really wonderful!

many viewers,

At this time, they even worshiped Lu Yu.

I don't know why Lu Yu has so many crazy ideas in his head!

And when everyone was laughing together,

Some viewers suddenly remembered the person on the barrage before,

The poor man who is being urged to marry by "second aunt and uncle",

They asked him to try Lu Yu's method!

With everyone's reminder,

The poor man is also ready to use,

He directly sent his own bank card number to the group.

Then,

I copied the few words Lu Yu just said,

sent to the group.

that's all,

only a short while later,

He returned to the live broadcast room with great excitement,

"Hahaha, brothers, after practicing it myself, it proves that Yushen's method is really easy to use!"

"My second aunt and uncle were silent on the spot!"

"Huh? Damn, my second aunt transferred a hundred yuan to my card!"

"Wait...my uncle also transferred 200 yuan!"

"Let me take it to dinner!"

"Oh my god, in the blink of an eye, I've earned three hundred, and the other relatives didn't even dare to say anything!"

"Hahaha, Feather God, thank you, thank you so much, you are simply my savior!"

The poor man kept showing off his achievements on the barrage,

I can hear it.

He was really too excited at this time.

In the family group,

been urged to marry for so long,

This is his first victory!

So,

He was so grateful to Lu Yu to death!

After the rest of the audience saw his situation,

They were all happy for him.

at the same time,

After having a successful case,

Everyone has more confidence in Lu Yu's method!

even,

Many viewers saw this poor man earn three hundred dollars in the blink of an eye,

We're starting to look forward to it,

Looking forward to my own family group,

And someone hastened to urge me,

You might even be able to make some extra money by then!

have to say,

With a good strategy to back it up,

Their backs are hardened,

In the past, I was most afraid of family news,

Now, I can't wait for them to come to remind me!

Amidst the admiration and gratitude of the audience,

under the lens,

Lu Yu still looked indifferent,

After hearing Bingbing say that the poor man really took this method and got three hundred dollars for nothing,

Lu Yu then smiled slightly.

"It's my pleasure to help you too.

"However, this method also has a disadvantage!"

Lu Yu explained,

(bjfc) "The disadvantage is that once you meet that kind of thick-skinned relative, it will be invalid!"

"Because they will neither transfer money to you."

"On the contrary, they will use your behavior of asking them for money to scold you, saying that you have lost money!"

"After the counting is over, I will continue to urge you to tie the knot!"

"So, in order to prevent you from encountering this type of relatives in the future!"

"I just had another idea."

"That is, once they say that you are in the eyes of money, don't rush to deny it!"

"Affirm their words directly!"

"Then praise them in turn, it's best to make them feel embarrassed, and then you can ask them to borrow money in front of the relatives in the group!"

"Don't borrow too much, just borrow hundreds or thousands!"

"If they don't lend it to you, then you can ask them back. Anyway, relatives, even if they don't lend me this little money, you still say that I have lost money?"

"It would be better if they borrowed it!"

"People give you money, what's wrong with you letting him scold you in the group?"

"Isn't this what it should be, haha!"

Speaking of which,

Lu Yu couldn't help laughing,

And his smile,

Bingbing also immediately fluttered and didn't hold back,

inside the studio,

It has become a sea of ​​joy!

"Hahaha, good guy, I thought the first method was poisonous enough, and the second method is not to leave a way for relatives!"

"Excellent, Feather God is very thorough in considering issues, and even came up with a backup plan!"

"Uh, although the idea sounds good, but if this happens, will there be more conflicts between relatives?"

"I'll go, you silly boy upstairs, didn't Yushen say it, this backup method is for that kind of thick-skinned relative!"

"They don't transfer money to you, and they scold you for losing money. He doesn't save face for you anymore. What do you care about him? Just lend him money in front of so many people It’s over, it’s okay if he borrows it, and it’s okay if he doesn’t borrow it!”

"That's right, Yushen's two methods are both using anti-client as the focus, turning passivity into initiative, changing the way of difficult problems, and returning them to the opponent's hands!"

"High, it's really high, you said Yu Shen, you are a post-00s, why don't you read the book of love, why do you still read the art of war instead, hahaha!"

"I learned it, I learned another trick, now there is no problem!"

"Following Yushen, you will definitely not suffer, because I like it!"

If we talk about Lu Yu's first method,

It is to make everyone's eyes shine,

If you feel admiration,

Then the subsequent alternate version,

It is even more heartfelt praise from everyone!

It's absolutely amazing!

after all,

These days, who doesn't have a thick-skinned relative in their family?

And to deal with this kind of person,

Just fight poison with poison!

Didn't people say that you lost money?

directly agree with him,

Yes, yes, you are right!

Then I started to praise him, to the point of embarrassment, and asked him to borrow money directly!

By the time,

In front of so many relatives in the group,

Don't be afraid that he won't take money out!

If the time comes, he will not be willing to borrow a few hundred dollars,

Then he would be a real joke!

And if he does lend it to you,

that's even better,

I don't plan to pay it back anyway,

Picked up a sum of money for nothing,

Even if he urges you in the group again,

It doesn't matter, just remind me, anyway, we are not losing money!

have to say,

This series of tricks by Lu Yu is really unique and insidious!

Even in the auditorium,

Teacher He, who has always been very self-cultivated, almost laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up.

Sun Zhen, the chief director not far away,

Even dumbfounding scolded Lu Yu there,

"This kid, what a talent!"

"He can think of such a bad idea!"

"What kind of mess is he pretending to be in his mind all day long!

"None of it is used for serious business!"

at the same time.

in the shot.

In Bingbing's eyes, little stars appeared again.

big eyes,

It even bent into two beautiful crescents.

"Lu Yu, you are really talented, no wonder you refuse to get married, you can still live so chicly, and you don't worry about your family urging you."

"You have so many ghost ideas, who can push you!"

"Hahaha, you say yes!"

Bingbing joked with a smile.

Lu Yu glanced at Bingbing, waved his hands and said with a smile,

"No, no, actually, you are luckier than me!"

"Oh? I'm lucky? Where am I lucky?"

Bing Bing was taken aback,

I heard Lu Yu say seriously,

lucky?"

"You are so young, you accidentally met such a talented me, this is a very lucky thing!"

"Bah bah bah!"

After listening to Lu Yu,

Only then did Bingbing react,

Lu Yu is actually taking the opportunity to praise himself,

Immediately he pouted a few times dumbfounded.

Immediately afterwards.

Bingbing turned her head and found again,

On the bullet screen, after the audience finished solving the problem just now,

New questions have already started to be asked.

Bingbing didn't waste any more time,

Pick one of them at random,

Then he started to ask Lu Yu again.

"Ah, Lu Yu, this question seems to be more difficult!"

"Oh? Tell me!"

Lu Yu came alive.

I heard Bingbing say,

"This audience seems to be a female audience. She said that she wants to remain single and has no plans to fall in love, let alone get married."

"However, there is a male colleague by my side who has been chasing her every day!"

"Like a dog skin plaster!"

"No matter what!"

"Even though she said she didn't want to fall in love, the other party still refused to give up.

"On the contrary, I feel that she is looking for an excuse to prevaricate him."

"So, this female audience is particularly distressed!"

"I just want to ask Lu Yu, if there is any good way to make that male colleague quit in spite of difficulties, and at the same time, not tear face."

"After all, the two of them are still colleagues, and they don't see each other when they look up."

"If you really want to tear your face, it will look bad."

"It will be embarrassing if we meet in the office in the future."

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